Chapter 001: Calculated and Won't Admit It
People often say: "Life and death depend on fate, wealth is in the sky." Everything counts! ”
The number of fates is actually fate, numerology.
And numerology is hidden in the simple eight words, commonly known as: "eight characters"
The "eight characters" are the heavenly and terrestrial branches corresponding to a person's birth date.
There are ten heavenly stems, namely: A, B, C, D, E, G, G, XIN, NON, and DEC.
There are 12 earthly branches, namely: Zi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, and Hai.
There are a total of twenty-two words, but they can be all-encompassing, and eight characters can break a lifetime.
In today's rapid development of science and technology and the explosion of information, I believe that "fortune arithmetic" is still a mysterious door.
Three years ago, I was completely dismissive of the old fortune teller on the roadside in Cangyang County.
But now, when I pass by again, I have to go over and call Master respectfully.
Master has said a lot of big things, crazy words, I didn't believe it before, but now I believe it deeply.
The reason why I didn't believe it before was because I felt too far away and had nothing to do with me. The reason why I believe it now is because Master said my fortune in the past three years based on my eight characters.
My eight characters are not strong, but fortunately, the big run is good, the master said that the year before last there was partial wealth, so I walked to pick up money, and I won a few thousands of lottery tickets.
Master said that I had a bad time last year, and as a result, I had to be hospitalized for a cold, and I could break my foot when I went out and rode a Nima electric car on the street.
This year, Master said that I would take the peach blossom luck...... It seems that the goddess who has been in love with me for three years this year is expected to be able to spark a little.
Master, surnamed Zheng, my name is Master Zheng, and I learned the eight-character fate game from him.
On the day of the Lantern Festival on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, I brought something to visit Master.
When I arrived at the intersection of the courtyard of Master's house, I saw two red BMW forks parked at the intersection, and when I walked to the door, I heard someone whispering inside.
It seemed that someone from Master's house had come, so I didn't think much about it, and walked in directly with my things.
When I entered the door, I found that there were seven or eight people standing in the courtyard, some men and women, all dressed in unusual clothes.
It looks like I'm here to ask Master for something!
On normal days, Master set up a stall on the side of the street in front of his small courtyard, but in the past few days, because the New Year has not yet ended, he has not gone out to set up a stall, and I can't imagine that these people have found the door!
They were talking inside, and when they saw me come in, their conversation stopped.
"Zhengyang, what else do you bring when you come!"
Master came to talk to me on the pretext of talking, and as he spoke, he took the things from my hand.
"Master, it's the Lantern Festival, come and see you!" I said.
The master put the things away, turned to the people in the room and said, "What I said will not change, if you want to see it, let Zhengyang show it to you!" ”
After three years of study, I can naturally break eight characters.
As soon as the people inside heard this, a short and fat guy in a suit with a gold chain around his neck came over and looked at me.
"Will you too?"
He asked me, showing a mouthful of smoky yellow teeth and a hint of doubt in his tone.
"Naturally!"
I replied casually.
"Hmph...... At a young age, the hair has not grown, and you dare to say that you will? Humpty Dumpty looked at me with disdain, and then said to the master: "How much is Old Zheng, you give a number, you don't need to find a yellow-haired boy to perfunctory me!" ”
"Fuck, dogs look down on people!" I cursed in my heart!
These guys drive luxury cars, wear gold chains, and have extremely charming mistresses behind them.
"It's not about money! Let's go, I won't count it for you! ”
Master was very resolute.
Humpty Dumpty, they talked for a while, but when they saw that the master didn't agree, they finally left in a rage!
I talked to Master for a while, and because there was still something to do, I took my leave.
As soon as I walked a distance out of the door, the red BMW stopped in front of me!
The window rolled down, and a round head stuck out of it, and a gold chain under the head was particularly obvious.
"Boy, do you really know how to count?" Humpty Dumpty looks like he's on top.
"No!" I just put down the two words, turned around and left.
You look down on Lao Tzu, and Lao Tzu looks down on you even more!
Humpty Dumpty was stunned for a moment, and then scolded: "Let's just say, how can Old Man Zheng's selfish person pass on his skills to others?" ”
As soon as I heard this, I was angry, "Fatty, what are you talking about?" ”
"There's a kind of you who counts a figure of eight and I'll take a look, otherwise don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf?"
"Forget it, who's afraid of whom?"
I know it's Humpty Dumpty's agitation. But don't steam steamed buns to fight for breath! Lao Tzu gave him a count, he didn't say anything about the good things, and the bad things were exaggerated and poured out for him!
"I'll let you count me!" Humpty Dumpty got out of the car with a smirk.
"The date of birth is reported up!"
I said to Humpty Dumpty, and Humpty Dumpty didn't think about it, so I gave me a date, and I turned around and went into the restaurant next to me, asking the waiter to prepare a pen and paper for me.
Humpty Dumpty and his group parked their cars and followed.
"Boy, you can say it in advance, if you can't count it, I won't be able to spare you!"
I looked at Humpty Dumpty's melon-like head and smiled, and quickly put the pen on the paper to sort out the eight characters.
Xuhai, Xinsi, Bingzi, Gengshen.
This is Humpty Dumpty's eight characters, and when I saw these eight characters, I looked at the hot beautiful girl on Humpty Dumpty's side, and I immediately understood something in my heart.
"What are you looking at, stinky boy!" When the beautiful girl saw me looking at her, she immediately scolded me.
"Fucking slut!" I cursed in my heart, and then I said to Humpty Dumpty: "I will say what I see now, and if anyone wants to avoid you, say it now!" ”
When Humpty Dumpty heard this, he said impatiently: "Stinky boy, don't waste Lao Tzu's time!" ”
"You have at least three or more women outside besides your wife!"
I said, staring into Humpty Dumpty's eyes.
Binghuo Kegeng Xinjin is positive wealth, but also for his wife's wealth, this guy is a fire life, and there is a lot of gold in the eight characters, which proves that there is wealth, and there is no shortage of women around him.
There are two gold on the heavenly stem, and there is also heptoxin gold hidden behind him and in the rooster, so I dare to conclude that this Humpty Dumpty has at least three or so lovers outside in addition to his wife.
Humpty Dumpty was visibly stunned for a moment, and then his face suddenly changed color. "Slap" slapped on the table and yelled at me:
"Nonsense, pure nonsense!"
I was taken aback by Humpty Dumpty's appearance, "What nonsense am I talking about? Hehe......"
I sneered, "As long as the eight characters are right, what I said will not be wrong!" ”
"You have an older sister above and a younger brother below, and your financial luck has been bad since last year, where did this money go, you should know very well, right?"
The eight characters are not prosperous, and the wealth is prosperous! Women have a good fate, but they can't keep them, and they have to suffer a big loss on the woman and give up money.
"Nonsense!"
Humpty Dumpty suddenly came over and grabbed me by the collar: "My sister is the principal of No. 1 Middle School, and my younger brother is the police chief, this is something that the whole Cangyang knows, why bother with you?" ”
After Humpty Dumpty finished speaking, he took the woman next to him and left, scolding as he walked: "Bastard, just a little liar!" ”
"Fuck, neurotic! I calculated it accurately and didn't dare to admit it! ”
I yelled, turned around and was about to leave, but was stopped by the waiter: "I'm sorry, this gentleman, you need to give 10 yuan for pen and paper!" ”
"What? 10 dollars for pen and paper? Why don't you grab it? ”
I yelled at the waiter.
"Sorry, that's the rule!"
While I was arguing with the waiter, a man trotted in and said to the waiter, "I'll pay for this brother!" ”
I glanced at this man, who was Humpty Dumpty's henchman.
"What do you call this little brother?"
Humpty Dumpty's henchman spoke much more politely than Humpty Dumpty.
"What? Still want to get revenge afterwards? ”
"No, absolutely not! Contrary! ”
"Quite the opposite? What do you mean? ”
"You take this thousand yuan first, and then my eldest brother will have to have Brother Lao!"
He shoved the money in my hand and wrote down my phone number at the same time.