Chapter 35: The Elixir of Piano (Part II)
Not only Sanxi and Zisu encountered strange things, but also Mr. Guan.
Now the prophet talks about Sanxi and Zisubeifu.
Because the two of them had a great grudge against the people of Beifu, when they arrived at the gate of Beifu, they did not greet people to come and go, but only went in. When you get to the compound, go to the secluded courtyard first.
Because he couldn't find the pigsty in a few places, Sanxi asked Zisu again why he didn't go to the second wife to talk about it. Zisu hated in his heart, and when he heard the words of the second wife, he was angry, and he was angry and boneless. Sanxi didn't reply in his mouth, and he felt a little uneasy in his heart. In the end, Zi Sucai told Sanxi the home remedies for finding pig water.
Walking around the courtyard, I saw a few old women who were trying to feed the horses, and a few people talked and laughed, but they didn't pay attention to Sanxi and Zisu. Sanxi was anxious, and he also thought that Zisu wanted to save face and refused to ask for Jinkou, so he rushed to the mother-in-law and asked.
Who knows, a few mothers-in-law work in the courtyard on weekdays, where have they seen the girl who is glorified. Seeing that it was a face-to-face student, and the dress was different from that of the girl in the house, it was a little simple, so it was not very pleasing to the eye. Moreover, Sanxi's tone of voice carries a lot of resentment.
In other words, if you ask someone to talk three points shorter, even if the enemy is opposite, your heart is red and your face should not be red.
It can be seen that the three joys are vigorous, which makes people dissatisfied.
One of the year-old mother-in-law said: "Where to get the hooves that soak in the air, they will be fried when they are stuffy." I don't know how many aunts there are, do you ask about the horse material, or do the mare ask the stallion? ”
These words are insulting enough, and Sanxi can't think about it for a while. Zisu became angry after hearing this.
Zisu said: "What a shameless mother-in-law, if you ask you, you can say that one pot is up and down, which pot is black at the top and not black at the bottom?" ”
A few mothers-in-law laughed. The woman put down the horse material, pointed at Zisu and said with a smile: "Yo, if the pot is black or not, ask you to go to the kitchen, we feed the horses, only know the male horse and mare." ”
The mother-in-law laughed again.
Zisu blushed angrily, pointed at her mother-in-law and said, "You ......" and couldn't say a word.
Sanxi had already reacted, crossed his waist and kicked his legs: "You have no male in Beifu, all of them are mothers." I don't know where you came from, so shameless old goods! ”
The slightly younger mother-in-law was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and said: "The girl who dares to love knows that I am an old widow, so humiliating!" ”
After saying "spit", take a bite.
Zi Su felt that such a confrontation would cause a bad dispute, and besides, this was Beifu, and he was anxious to find the water slag, so he really shouldn't be impulsive at this time. So the Lord felt that he was going to leave.
Sanxi pushed Zisu away, took a step closer to the mother-in-law, and said angrily: "Yes, what's wrong with my aunt and grandmother humiliating you today?" Let me ask you, if you don't reply, what does it mean to pick a male and a female? The eldest girl who didn't come out of the cabinet in our mirror flower Xie Li, your master taught you like this on weekdays? So shameless, thinking about it day and night? Or do you see that the girl we are glad to be glad is not the girl in your house, and you use this to humiliate us? ”
A few mothers-in-law put down the horse material, scooped up their sleeves, and wanted to pinch people to fight. Zisu saw that the situation was not good, and pulled Sanxi away hard.
The mother-in-law laughed at the two and scolded some ugly words. Although Sanxi was dragged by the quilt, he did not give up in his mouth.
Out of the courtyard, the two of them breathed their breath under a banana tree.
Zisu said: "You don't have to be angry with those mothers-in-law, just ask if you can, even if you can't ask." I don't want to ask them, they are all filthy with one mouth and filthy with the other. ”
Sanxi was out of breath, his eyes were white, and he said, "If the girls complain about them, I won't complain about them." ”
Zisu thought that if he talked to Sanxi like this, he wouldn't have to bother to look for something. So he calmed down and smiled: "It's okay, it's over." Let's go! ”
The two of them just left it, restrained their breath and looked at each other, and went shopping again. I don't know where to go, I heard the girls talking about the second master's concubine, the two didn't listen, they just strode away, looking east and west, looking for the corner and the dark. Because a little girl recognized Sanxi, she came to talk to her.
Sanxi was not familiar with the girl, and some didn't want to deal with it, so the girl smiled: "Sister Sanxi usually tells us a sentence or two, and this will be like this." What's going on? ”
Sanxi sneered: "I don't have time to find things." ”
The girl said uneasily: "Yo, Sister Sanxi, what did you lose in our Beifu?" I'll tell Sister Guiyuan and let her send it to you! ”
Sanxi said: "How dare you! ”
The girl smiled: "What's this, Sister Huiyuan came back to Beifu once, didn't she also find something, did she find it?" ”
Sanxi originally wanted the girls to have broken mouths, but they were used to seeing them these days, and they didn't feel at ease. It's just that Zisu was strange, so he asked, "What did Huiyuan lose?" Still come to your Beifu to look for it? ”
The girl said: "Yo, my sister is embarrassed to say what to look for, Sister Huiyuan will look for it, better than you can say." It's not like I'm looking for Dongfu. Our wife just has a good heart, and she will help her find it when she comes to find it! I have done a great favor to you who thank you. ...... to us" shook his head and didn't want to speak.
Another girl joked and said: "Right now, there are only the second master and the third master, I heard that the two masters are close to your Jinghua Xie, do you still need it?" I can't throw it in Beifu! ”
A few girls hid their faces, covered their mouths, smiled, grinned, and turned to leave.
Sanxi's face was stunned, and he was a little angry.
Zisu calmed down in his heart, carefully reminiscing about the girl's funny jokes, thinking about the incident between Huiyuan and Uncle Dongfu, as well as Cao's recent attitude towards Jinghua Xie, and seemed to understand that there was an unseemly relationship.
At this moment, Huiyuan didn't attack or speak, thinking in her heart, when Yu Qi is better, I have to talk to her.
For the rest, Zisu suddenly remembered Zhuang Qi and Zhuang Ying, maybe if she looked for them, she would know where the pigsty was.
But right now, the two are not familiar with Beifu, where to go to find Zhuang Qi and Zhuang Ying?
Therefore, the two lowered their heads to discuss, and at this moment, Cao's personal girl Yuyuan came from nowhere, and greeted him with a smile. One hand on Sanxi's arm.
Yuyuan smiled: "Who am I talking about, it's not Sister Sanxi." The mothers-in-law's eyes were in the sand, and they couldn't recognize anyone, so they had to ask someone to hurry up and say that someone was going to steal the stallion and use it back. ”
Sanxi listened to the hatred and itched her teeth, leaving aside the words of those mothers-in-law, Yuyuan made her disgusted, if it wasn't for Yuyuan, how could there be oleander poisoning in the Mid-Autumn Festival? Obviously, she used righteousness and flowers to send flowers and kill people with her hands.
Therefore, Sanxi shook off Yuyuan's hand and said: "This sister, we are not familiar with each other, so we don't need to pull and pull like this." If you have something to say, you can say it, and I can hear it. ”
Yuyuan tugged at his eyebrows, and said, "Sister Sanxi's temper is overturned, we still had a relationship a few days ago!" My sister doesn't recognize anyone at the moment. At this time, you came to Beifu, and you didn't even know me, who else are you looking for? ”
Sanxi smiled: "Oh, I'm looking for pigs in Beifu!" Laughing as he grabbed Yuyuan's arm, "Ouch, I'm glad I found you." ”
Yuyuan blinked, remembered what Sanxi said, and shook her off again and again.
Yu Yuan patted the sleeve of the arm that had been grabbed by Sanxi and said, "Phew! No wonder the mothers-in-law don't want to deal with you, and they curse people. ”
Sanxi smiled: "Ouch, I'm really looking for a pig!" Lie to you and hit five thunders in the sky! Look for pigs that heal people, not pigs that poison people. This sister, do you have any here? ”
Yu Yuanqi's eyes were round, he turned his head to leave, stopped after two steps, turned his face, and said with a smile: "I forgot, go to Huiyuan!" She has! Can you miss yours? ”
Sanxi wanted to rush to the counter, but Zisu had already grabbed her.
Zisu said: "We did come to Beifu to look for pigs, the girl was poisoned, and the pigs need to be poisoned." I heard that you raise pigs in Beifu. If so, please let us know and give us some more water. ”
Yuyuan, who was about to leave, slowly turned around, seemed to be suppressed in anger, and said softly: "I said, what kind of stallion Zhu Bajie is looking for, it turned out to be this." Then I kindly tell you, follow the gate of this courtyard, and walk through the dark alley, that's it, as much as you want. ”
Zisu heard it, and just now all the grievances were thrown out of the clouds, and he pulled Sanxi to go in that direction.
Seeing the figures of the two leaving, Yuyuan covered his mouth and laughed, turned around and whispered a few words to the little girl with him, and then the girl walked away from the other end.
Then, Zisu and Sanxi walked to the sandwich road according to Yuyuan's words, groped for a visit and found the dark alley. When I got there, I saw the dead trees, the buildings were sandwiched, and the alley was dark, only the vents occasionally blew a gust of wind, and no one came and went.
Sanxi felt that Yuyuan was deceiving people, so he said: "Miss Su, don't believe the words of that hoof, let's go!" Although we have eaten pork, we really can't see pigs running and screaming, where did pigs come from? Poisonous people and poisonous mouths, trust her. ”
Sanxi Lazi was about to leave, but at this time, I saw two girls with two wooden scoops, and you pushed me to let me go.
Zisu pushed Sanxi, Sanxi saw the two girls, went with joy, and asked, "Ask, can there be pigs here?" ”
The girl replied, "Yes." ”
Zisu changed his previous coldness and said with a smile: "We want to ask for some pigs, can we give some?" ”
The girl glanced at Zisu and Sanxi, and said, "Okay, you wait here, it's dirty inside, so as not to go in and dirty your skirt." ”
After listening, Zisu and Sanxi were extremely happy, and felt that the girl at the bottom was better than the girl in front, and they had less prejudice against Beifu. So the two waited on the side according to the girl's instructions. After a while, no one came out.
Sanxi was in a hurry, so she opened her mouth, but no one responded to her. Zisu persuaded to wait. Unexpectedly, Zisu's words never fell, and upstairs above his head, I don't know which black-hearted ghost splashed a bucket of pigs, and the bucket was slammed on Sanxi's head.
Sanxi was hit on the head, dizzy and painful, and fell to the ground.
At this time, it was already the bottom of August, the autumn wind was cold, and the two of them were soaked and shivering.
Sanxi got up with all his might, smashed the wooden barrel towards the door, and scolded in his mouth: "Fuck your mother's bastard!" The thief is short-lived! What to use * to detain your aunt! If you have a face, you will come out, and Grandma Sanxi promises not to strangle you to shamelessness! ”
Zisu gritted his teeth and said nothing.
Sanxi continued to scold.
At the moment, there is nothing but a flooded place and a bad smell. Suddenly, Zisu looked at the dead tree and felt the crow's cry and sound in her ears during the vigil, and she felt extremely desolate.
Therefore, Zisu's tears fell, and he stretched out his hand to pull away Sanxi, who was kicking and scolding.
The two returned to the Beifu compound the same way, and met the girl's mother-in-law on the way, and they saw the two embarrassed, and they all pointed out jokes.
Sanxi's mouth is powerful, and whenever he sees a person, he will refer to one person and scold.
There is a coaxing girl who will reply with a sentence or two, roughly saying, "Yo, where did the water girl come from!" "Yo, Pig Xianggong's daughter-in-law."
Sanxi hated the poison, and there was no clean sentence in his mouth, and he was a sentence.
When we arrived at the compound, it was even more lively.
At this time, Gui Yuan heard the sound and came out and saw this scene.