Chapter 031: Red Face and Troubled Water
Shu Wan returned home, poured himself a large glass of water, and drank it in one go. She then collapsed on the couch, staring at the ceiling in a daze.
Another ringing of the cell phone, pulling itself back to reality.
If she doesn't have a mobile phone, I'm afraid she will stay in a daze until the sky is wild.
"Yu Fei!" Shu Wan answered the phone and said in surprise.
"Hey, are you there? I'll give you a call, are you going to yell so much?! Yu Fei rolled her eyes.
"You're not busy making people, it's strange that you have time to call me!" Shu Wan teased.
"You're nervous! In broad daylight, what am I making? Let me ask you, what have you been up to lately? Listening to Sanya, you haven't been in touch with her for a while. ”
"Oh. I took a leave of absence some time ago and went back to Iwayama Castle. ”
"Iwayama Castle? What happened to our grandmother? ”
"She's fine. I just want to go back and see if she's okay. ”
"That's good. Are you at home? ”
"Yes. Standing up on the couch. ”
"Hey, I'll look for you later, okay?"
"Okay. It just so happened that I was so hungry that I couldn't do it. When you come up, bring me something nice to eat at the snack bar downstairs. ”
"What do you want to eat?"
"Whatever."
“OK。”
Half an hour later, Yu Fei carried the packed meals and rang the doorbell of Shu Wan's house.
Shu Wan ran over to open the door, snatched the packing box, and shouted: "Benefactor, you are really my great benefactor!" Without you, I'd starve to death. ”
"Look at you! Haven't you always flaunted to treat anyone badly, and you can't do bad to your stomach? What's going on today? Yu Fei changed her shoes at the entrance and asked.
"It's nothing, it's just that lazy cancer has flare up again." Shu Wan put the food on the coffee table and lined it up, ready to feast.
"Dishonest!" Yu Fei came over and sat down next to her, shrugging her shoulders.
"What do you mean?" Shu Wan was still busy unpacking the box.
"When I was just packing, I saw Qi and their family of three eating happily at the snack bar downstairs."
"A family of three?"
"Qi Tong, Qi Tong's mother, Guo Roumei."
"You're a thief of the word."
"Let me ask you, what is the situation between you and Qi Tong now?"
"You ask me, who do I ask?"
Yu Fei approached Shu Wan and said, "Listening to Xu Xiao, the Qi family and the Guo family are already preparing for the engagement banquet. ”
"Oh."
"Hey, you are really the emperor is not in a hurry, the eunuch is in a hurry! Let me tell you, Qi Tong must like you. Otherwise, why would he still live here instead of moving back home? At this juncture, Haiyan, you can have a snack! ”
"Hey, hey, how are you talking? Hey, I said that you haven't taken your marriage leave yet, and you're in a panic? ”
"Look at you. Every time I mention your business, I change the subject. We have been good sisters for so many years. Your business is my business. I'm sure I'm worried about you all the time. ”
"What's there to worry about me? Whatever it takes. ”
"Don't hold back if you have anything on your mind, just say it. I know you're sullen. If you can't say anything you want to say, I'll help you talk to your eldest cousin. ”
Shu Wan glanced at Yu Fei and said, "Sullen your sister." I can take care of it myself. You still tell me honestly, why are you looking for me? ”
"Oh, it's fine. I just miss you. ”
"Come less. During the period of affection, can you still think of me? ”
"When did I forget my friends?" Yu Fei shouted.
"You are all the time."
"Hey, hey, hey, it's good that you know some things in your heart, how embarrassing it is for me to say it. I'm looking for you, yes-that-watching a movie. ”
"What piece?"
"Indescribable ......"
Shu Wan almost choked on his own mouthful of food. She drank the soup violently, then slowed down, and said, "You're married, and you still let me show you?" What does your husband use? ”
"Xu Xiao isn't shy. I watched it with Xu Xiao, and I was also shy. Well, he and I don't have much experience, so we have to watch how pigs run and learn hard. ”
"Haven't we seen a lot of them before?"
"What I used to see was hazy, and there was no revealing or anything, it was all up to the imagination of the person who saw it. But when it comes to actual combat, it's not something that can be imagined by imagination. It's a technical job, and it needs to be studied well. ”
Shu Wan was full of black lines and said, "I don't have that resource." ”
"I have. I asked Xu Xiao for a full 16TB. Yu Fei said proudly. As she spoke, she pulled out a Samsung portable hard drive from her bag.
She plugged the portable hard drive into the TV and turned it on.
As soon as I opened it, I saw a large "sausage" towering.
"Poof!" Shu Wan was really choked.
She moved to the dining room with her rice bowl and said, "Well, I can't eat when I look at that thing." See for yourself. ”
"Don't mind. Shu Wan, no matter how old you are, you will have to study sooner or later. ”
"Sister, why don't you let me eat the meal?"
"Good, good, good. Then I'll wait for you. ”
Yu Fei paused the film and helped Shu Wan move the dishes and chopsticks.
Shu Wan pointed to the TV screen and said, "Turn it off, turn it on later." ”
On the TV screen, a large close-up of a huge "sausage".
Yu Fei smiled and turned off the TV.
Shu Wan breathed a sigh of relief.
The two sat down in the dining room.
Yu Fei watched Shu Wan eat and was stunned.
After Shu Wan finished eating, he wiped his mouth and said, "If you want me to say, this is different from being married and not getting married." You are so easy to be shy of a little girl, watching hazy films are seen from the gap between your fingers, and now you come to me, it is a real battle, and my mood is really-indescribable. ”
"That's for sure. Let's go, let's go, and I'll clean up the dishes and chopsticks later. I can't wait. ”
"Uh-"
The two returned to the living room.
The TV is turned on again.
The two of them looked at it for a while, and they both covered their mouths, feeling disgusted.
"It's still off," "It's still off," the two of them said at the same time.
The taste is too strong, and the two still accept incompetence.
The portable hard drive was recovered into Yu Fei's bag.
Shu Wan took a deep breath and said, "Our education from childhood to adulthood is not good." It was originally a normal animal physiology education film, but we couldn't accept it. ”
"Subtlety, subtlety is the characteristic of our country. Let's take a look at the hazy film of handsome men and beautiful girls, and wash our eyes. Yu Fei said busily.
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Qi Tong, after eating, Qi Tong sent Ding Wei and Guo Roumei home.
He sent Guo Roumei first, and then his mother.
When Guo Roumei got out of the car, Ding Wei asked, "Son, do you really think that fox spirit?" ”
"Mom, don't shut up the vixen. If you do this again, I don't even know you. Qi Tong said unhappily.
"She's so confused about my son, I can't talk about her yet?! You've grown so big, when have you ever talked to me? How many times have you yelled at me just because of her?! Ding Wei raised his voice.
Qi Tong smiled and said, "Mom, are you afraid that I will forget my mother when I have a daughter-in-law, so you don't want me to marry her?" ”
"Yes!" Ding Wei said loudly.
She then softened her tone and said, "Son, you can marry whoever you want, but she can't." She's so wicked! ”
"Mom, Shu Wan is such a good little girl, what's wrong?" Qi Tong snorted and laughed.
"Look at her, how old are she, more than thirty, right? If she goes out and says she's only eighteen, I'm sure everybody will believe her. ”
"You mean, she picks yang and replenishes yin all day long, so she will always stay young!"
“…… Son, why are you talking to your mother? I mean, she's so wicked, she's not normal! ”
"Nowadays people pay attention to maintenance. She doesn't have anything to worry about, her work and rest are normal, her skin is good, and it's normal to look young. Doesn't Xiaomei also look quite young? ”
"You don't know. There are some things that I haven't told you before, and I can't tell you. ”
"What's the matter?"
"Do you know that kid from the Yuan family?"
"Who?"
"Yuan Kong. Your Uncle Yuan's son. ”
"I know. What happened to him? Isn't he already vulgar? I was engaged a while ago. ”
"Do you know why he became a monk?"
"Why?"
"Just because of this woman!"
"What?"
"It's because of Shu Wan, she's a vixen! Do you think she's ruthless? It is better to let someone else become a monk than to agree. Yuan Kong Duojun is a young man, with a temperament and family background, which is not first-class good. If I had a girl who could marry Yuan Kong, I would be able to laugh in my dreams. ”
“…… Who do you listen to? ”
"I heard from your second aunt a while ago. Doesn't she have a good relationship with Yuan Kong's mother? I recently inquired, and Shu Wan's reputation is not very good. ”
"Shu Wan, why is her reputation bad?"
"I heard that she was ruthless. Someone because she was going to die or live, she didn't even blink an eye. ”
"Mom, who is going to die or live for her?"
"Yuan Kong. He has become a monk for her, isn't he going to die or live? ”
"Mom, don't make up your mind. Yuan Kong became a monk, not necessarily because of Shu Wan. And, even if it's true. Shu Wan didn't want to settle casually, and it wasn't her fault. It shows that she is serious and responsible for her feelings. Besides, isn't Yuan Kong still vulgar? This is over, no more talk. Whose life has no hurdles or disasters? ”
"Son, listen to your mother. Your hurdle is this woman. You forgot about her ruthlessly, and if you marry Xiaomei, it will definitely be smooth sailing in the future. When you marry her, you are definitely marrying a woe. This woman is too calm to look like a woman. You're like today, I slapped her, and she acted like she didn't. and Xiaomei's bite of her, the meat is about to bite off, she looks like no one. If you want me to say, she's a sperm. Look at her, what kind of behavior she has forced her parents to be. treats her as an ancestor all day long, and she also throws face at her parents every day. ”
"Mom, I've only heard that there are plants and trees that become essences, and I haven't heard that people can also become essences. And after the founding of the country, nothing can be refined, you know? ”
"You don't give me!"
"Mom, you also know people's temper, that is, the fiercer the opposition, the more fierce the resistance. I'm just identifying Shu Wan now. If you are looking for trouble all day long, believe it or not, I will take her to get the certificate directly? If you don't object, maybe I will talk to Shu Wan as Shu Wan said, and I feel that the two of us are not suitable, so we will separate. You always talk about how the second aunt and my aunt are doing. I don't think they would have really married those two people if it weren't for the fierce opposition from their families. Sometimes, because the opposition from the family is too fierce, they swear a ruthless oath, and then there is no way back if they want to regret it. ”