That day was the seventh day of the first lunar month in 2009, Zhang Hengli finally got his driver's license after the fifth test after four failures, and his father bought him a car from a friend after the New Year, a second-hand car, according to the agreement before going to college. Zhang Hengli was so happy, the one who couldn't wait to show off, the one who was impatient to find someone to share his joy, he was in the window at that time, and I was the one who could be called out during the New Year.

I became the first person in his passenger seat. I was very sincere, and after lunch, I took a car to meet him at an intersection near his house, and then asked him to drive me to show off. Zhang Hengli's suburbs are okay, and I can't help but praise him for his handsome appearance when he touches the steering wheel. But when I got to the city center, I went there, a sudden brake every ten meters, and the brakes were blocked at least 1,000 meters behind, Changsha was an empty city compared to usual during the Spring Festival, and he created such a landscape, if it weren't for the traditional festival not suitable for killing, we would have been torn apart on the street.

A great traffic policeman stopped us and asked what was going on, Zhang Hengli pointed at me and said: "She looks so terrible, I was scared when I looked at it, and I stepped on the brakes when I shook it." ”

I couldn't poison in front of the police uncle, so I had to cooperate and say: "Don't worry, police uncle, I will cover my face from now on!" ”

The traffic police comrade checked the driver's license and knew what was going on, said hello to his colleagues, and personally sent us back the same way out of the city.

Zhang Hengli didn't drive home, he clicked a random place on the navigator and drove over, and when he got to a random place, he was once so remote that the navigator kept saying: "Please turn left in the right place" and "Please turn right in the right place", but the left is the pond and the right is the ditch, which way to turn is a death.

Zhang Hengli drove very happily until dark, and in order to praise my righteousness and spirit of seeing death as home, he parked the car on the side of the road and invited me to dinner.

Zhang Hengli asked: "I'm so happy today, do you want to drink?" ”

I said, "You can't drink while you're driving, can you?" ”

"I won't open it today," he said, "my house is a 10-minute drive, and I can call my dad to drive later." I'll take you home in a taxi. ”

I swallowed involuntarily, I have always been curious about wine, I have only drunk beer and want to know what other wines taste like and why people all over the world love to drink. Zhang Hengli is the same. We ordered four kinds of wine, all of which were bottles the size of two pots, namely white wine, red wine, yellow wine, and a medicinal wine. At first, the two of us were timid, first licked each of them, felt the taste, didn't think it would kill people, and the courage became bigger and bigger, and it became a small sip, a third of a cup, and the last bite was dry!

Soon the world turned around, and then I heard people constantly saying that they were paying bills or something, Zhang Hengli also pulled me and said that he wanted to send me home, we went to the car door, and it always couldn't be opened, and then my mother came, so I obediently went home with my mother.

As soon as I opened my eyes the next day, I, how did I sleep in Zhang Yi's bed?

Zhang Yi's room is very recognizable, her whole home is very recognizable, her home is very neat, very clean, and very empty, and she sells all the things that she feels are repetitive and superfluous.

I'm awakened by urine. I rolled out of bed, and when I passed by the living room, I saw someone on the sofa, and when I looked at it, it was Yi Xu and Zhang Hengli. Yi Xu sat there reading a book, and Zhang Hengli was still asleep.

"Why are you here?" I cried out in surprise.

Zhang Hengli was woken up by me, looked at the surrounding environment, and began to shout: "Damn! Why am I here? ”

I checked Yi Xu up and down: "Are all your limbs still sound?" All the organs are still there, right? Zhang Yi didn't do anything to you, did he? ”

Yi Xu was quite confused by my question, but just shook his head.

"How did we get here? What about Zhang Yi? Zhang Hengli, have you reconciled with her? ”

"I don't know, I don't!" Zhang Hengli stood up: "Oh, it doesn't matter, go to the toilet first." ”

I hurried over to it, and I was very anxious. We both got stuck at the bathroom door.

"You let me go first, I'm in a hurry!" I pushed him out.

"I didn't drink less than you yesterday!" He pushed me too.

"I'm a woman, you let me!"

"It's easy to think you're a woman, I won't let you!"

"If you squeeze it again, I'm afraid I'm going to solve it on the spot!" I threatened him.

"I've already released a few drops!" He's even harder.

"You bastard!"

"Your boyfriend is here, don't say anything about it!"

"Eggs, duck eggs, turtle eggs, dog eggs, you bastard!"

"Sorry!" Yi Xu called me suddenly, and following his eyes, Zhang Yi was already standing in the living room.

We were all quiet, Zhang Hengli reacted relatively quickly, took advantage of my distraction, pushed me outside, and solved the problem of urinary urgency by himself.

I walked past her and walked to the kitchen: "No matter how angry you are, let's go to the bathroom, brush our teeth, wash our faces, and then talk about it." My toothbrush towel with Zhang Hengli is in this cabinet, right? ”

Zhang Yi glared at me: "Yes." ”

"Did you give Yi Xu a toothbrush towel?"

"Given."

I stabbed her arm hypocritically: "I'm really ignorant, just let him use mine!" ”

Her eyes were rolled to the whites of her eyes.

Zhang Hengli came out of the toilet, Zhang Yi retreated to the sofa, and Yi Xu and Yi Xu each flipped through a book.

"Something must have happened yesterday." When I came out of the toilet, Zhang Hengli was waiting for me at the door with his teeth brushed.

"And it's not a good thing, Zhang Yi's unsympathetic face says it all." I squeezed my toothpaste and started brushing my teeth.

Suddenly, Yi Xu began to chat with Zhang Yi: "How did you meet?" ”

I looked at Zhang Hengli in horror, and the foam in Zhang Hengli's mouth was still thrown on my shoulder, and I couldn't care about it. We ran to them together.

Zhang Hengli once had a girlfriend ask Zhang Yi the same question, and Zhang Yi shook his face at that time! Later, Zhang Hengli brought his girlfriend to meet, and he would say hello first. Zhang Hengli's girlfriends, none of them who have seen Zhang Yi like her, because she is not easy to communicate, she always has a straight face, as if she owes her millions, and there is no hope of paying it back in this life. I didn't expect Yi Xu to appear at Zhang Yi's house like this, so I haven't had time to get this vaccination.

Zhang Yi frowned, looked at me coldly, and said, "I have known Xijia since I was born, we live in the same building, the first floor of my house and the third floor of her house, I am two months older than her." We come from a small village not too far away. In 96, Xijia and his family moved to Changsha first, and in 98, a flood flooded our hometown, and I became an orphan and adopted, and became Zhang Hengli's classmate. When I was in junior high school, my adoptive mother gave birth to a younger brother, so she didn't let me study, and I worked as a nanny at home, I used Zhang Hengli to teach myself, and he used me to help him do his homework. Before the start of the second semester of the third year of junior high school, Zhang Hengli helped me find Xijia's father, and her father helped me find my uncle, so that I had the opportunity to study again. That's how I reunited with Xijia again. My uncle died in my sophomore year of high school, and we became best friends. ”

Zhang Yi finished speaking, speaking quickly, full of dissatisfaction and anger. Yi Xu looked at me deeply when he mentioned his hometown, I didn't dare to continue to look at him, and Yu Guang saw him nod twice.

I sat among them, thinking about what to say to ease the mood, but I had a mouthful of toothpaste in my mouth. I don't dare to go, in case a piece of clothing bursts and I want to do it, I will also help Yi Xu to continue. It doesn't matter if you beat me, if you want to beat Yi Xu, I may be more stingy than Zhang Hengli.

At this moment, I heard Yi Xu say to Zhang Yi very calmly, "I wish you happiness." ”

We were stunned. Five seconds later, Zhang Yi actually smiled.

"I'll ask you a question." Zhang Yi said to Yi Xu.

"You ask."

Zhang Hengli and I could hear that Zhang Yi's mood had stabilized, and we went to rinse our mouths with peace of mind.

Zhang Yi pointed at me: "She's not the only one chasing you. ”

Yi Xu laughed: "This is a question? Which word is the question mark after? ”

Zhang Hengli spit out the water in his mouth and said, "You have to use your brain to communicate with her, just get used to it!" ”

I added, "That's what she says, you should ask!" ”

"Ahh Interesting! Yi Xu nodded and said.

We wash our faces with peace of mind. When we returned to the living room again, the cup happened, and Zhang Yi was already there with a broom in his hand.

"You guys are drunk and driving! You're actually giving me a drunk driver! She shouted as she walked over to us.

Like two dogs being chased by their owners, we quickly escaped.

"Isn't it? Did we drive? I asked Zhang Hengli, who was following behind, as I ran to the room.

"I don't know!"

I flipped through the window of my room to the balcony: "We should only be drunk, not drunk driving, right?" ”

He also followed and flipped over: "I don't know! ”

"What do you know?"

"I don't know anything!"

We fled to the living room, and Zhang Yi followed from the balcony.

"Zhang Yi, we didn't drive, right?" I ran back to my room.

"I don't want to answer anymore, it's not honorable!" Zhang Yi's voice came from behind.

I started climbing the window again.

"Hi, easy to continue!" I greeted Yi Xu, who was standing on the balcony, as I climbed.

"Damn, you hurry up and sprinkle it for me!" Zhang Hengli urged behind.

"That's not right!" I stood on the balcony and blocked Zhang Hengli, who was about to open the window: "Even if you are drunk and driving, it's only you, right?" I can only ride a bicycle or get married! ”

Zhang Hengli grabbed my face with a big slap and forced me to step back.

We continued to run to the living room, and suddenly stopped in the middle, Zhang Yi didn't enter the room at all, and had been waiting for the rabbit in the living room.

We yelled and returned to the balcony to continue our escape.

Zhang Yi replaced the broom with a book, and we were smashed by her and ran clockwise around her house three or four times until she got tired, threw away the book, and shouted, "Breakfast!" ”

When setting the dishes and chopsticks, Zhang Hengli asked Yi Xu: "Why are you standing aside and watching us being hunted down." ”

Yi Xu said: "I didn't look at 'you'. I'm just looking at you, you're so scared that your mouth opens to your forehead, like a cartoon! What an exaggeration! ”

I used chopsticks to make a gesture to draw Zhang Hengli: "Why did you let him get involved, you are responsible for being beaten?" ”

"You're in charge!" Zhang Hengli said.

"Won't it hurt if I'm in charge of him? You haven't reconciled with Zhang Yi yet, you want me to create a conflict with her, right? ”

I stuck my head over and whispered to Yi Xu: "Zhang Hengli's ex-girlfriend was slapped away by Zhang Yi. ”

"Really fighting?" I've rarely seen Yi Xu so surprised.

Zhang Hengli leaned over: "Is it a fake book that was thrown over just now?" ”

I told Yi Xu: "No matter what happens in the future, don't get involved, Zhang Yi can't kill us, but for others, one hand is the formation of life!" ”

"You're not kidding?"

"Not really." I reassured him: "It's okay, it's okay, eat breakfast!" ”

"Are you two reconciled?" I drank porridge and asked Zhang Yi and Zhang Hengli.

"Oops!" Zhang Hengli rubbed his back and said, "I don't know! She was still so angry. ”

I poked Zhang Yi: "You're very happy, aren't you?" Have you reconciled with Zhang Hengli? Being able to let him sleep at home is proof, being able to chase him is proof, and being able to spend your own money to buy breakfast for four people is even more proof! ”

Zhang Yi glanced at me, grinned crookedly and said, "It's your boyfriend's money that was spent." ”

I glanced at Yi Xu quickly, and Yi Xu nodded.

"He paid for it, you contributed it, you went out to buy it, right?" I asked Zhang Yi.

She rightly said, "I'm afraid he'll buy something I don't like to eat." ”

I hesitated for a moment, pointed to Zhang Hengli and Zhang Yi and said, "Okay, anyway, the two of you have reconciled!" Is that right? Is that right? ”

"She let me sleep here, and I'll apologize!" Zhang Hengli took the initiative to find the bottom of the steps.

"I didn't apologize, I just accepted your apology, it was you who called me first."

"When?"

"Last night."

"Oh! I'm drunk! I was going to call my dad! ”

"I checked your phone, and there are 17 text messages written to me in the text message draft box."

Zhang Hengli seemed to be exposed as a lie, and accused Zhang Yi with a half-red face: "Damn, how do you know that I unlocked the password?" Do you know I can sue you? Invade my privacy! ”

"I sued Xijia too, and she also knew." Zhang Yi said. She always showed a nonchalant attitude.

I reluctantly explained: "I was very reluctant to add accidentally to see!" Who in the world would set the unlock pattern to Z like you? "I drew a "Z" in the air so that I didn't understand.

"Zorro!" Yi Xu replied with interest: "If he has a mobile phone." ”

Zhang Hengli clapped his hands tacitly, as if he had won some gold medal in the Olympic Games.

"Otherwise, you apologize to each other, put an end to this matter, and don't leave any rifts in the unclear, such a good friend!" I say.

"Well, I'm sorry...... I spoke in too much tone that day, I was just angry. Zhang Hengli gave in first.

"I welcome you back, but I don't think I've done anything wrong." Zhang Yi said stubbornly.

"You slapped my girlfriend away, we've been talking for almost a year!" Zhang Hengli covered his heart, looking very painful.

"I don't care who she is, no matter how long you talk, she can't curse you to death in front of me, unless she is willing to exchange her life for you back, I'm sure she won't."

"Indeed." Zhang Hengli pitifully admitted: "But who will be willing, who will be like that?" On the other hand, if you ask me to exchange my life for her, I won't! ”

"If you refuse, you are not qualified to curse others, and she is sick, she always says that she wants to see me, and she called me to go to the birthday party the day before, and the next day I saw such deep hostility!"

Zhang Hengli sighed: "She checked my mobile phone and QQ, and found you and Xijia, who are close to each other." Xijia and Yi Xu have eaten with us, and Xijia always looks like she is about to drool while staring at Yi Xu, you see, just look like you're looking for a fight now...... She thinks that you always avoid her because you have a ghost in your heart. I only found out when she broke up. ”

Zhang Yi looked at him in surprise.

"It's just ......," Zhang Hengli said embarrassedly.

"She thinks you two have a leg!" I helped explain.

Zhang Yi froze in surprise.

"She's not aimed at you, she's born with that suspicious character. Every ex she has checked like this! ”

Zhang Yi picked up Zhang Hengli's mobile phone from the coffee table: "You call her now!" ”

Zhang Hengli refused to answer the phone: "We have broken up!" Three months ago, you slapped it in the face! ”

"One thing is one thing, you have to make it clear to her that I am innocent, I would rather give her a slap in the face than be wronged like this!"

"What does it matter who she thinks you are? Are you all familiar with each other? Besides, that slap you hit was much worse than my leg split! Her exact words were, 'I'm not afraid of splitting my legs, who hasn't been hacked, but I haven't been beaten since I was a child, and I grew up in the palm of my hand by the whole family, and I can't bear to touch it!" ’”

"If you don't hit me!" Zhang Yi slid Zhang Hengli's mobile phone: "Her name!" ”

"Baby." I don't think it's too chaotic.

"Nope." Zhang Yi flipped through the address book and said.

"It's been deleted early!" Zhang Hengli said, "Who doesn't delete the number when they break up, just add to themselves?" ”

"Xijia gave me her number." Zhang Yi ordered me.

"It's not ripe to that point." I say.

"Your boyfriend."

"You're funny, aren't you?" I immediately rebounded and said, "Zhang Hengli, you don't remember the number?" ”

"I don't remember."

"I don't remember going to the business hall to print your call history right now!" I say.

Zhang Hengli didn't hesitate: "Okay, even if I remember, what should you teach me to say?" I haven't been in touch for so long after breaking up, and it's a big New Year, what should I say? ”

Zhang Yiyu was plugged and looked at me.

"Happy New Year?" I say.

They all looked at me with unbelievable glances.

"What's wrong? The traditional festival of the Chinese nation, the glorious tradition of the Chinese nation, politeness! "I show my innocence.

"Go on." Zhang Yi asked.

"I don't know." I say.

"Then I don't know about Sa!" Zhang Hengli said: "If you don't organize the language, I won't call." ”

"You just say," Yi Xu suddenly spoke: "You are blind, how can we have one leg, we obviously have four legs!" ”

Zhang Yi smiled and deflated.

Seeing that the atmosphere was much better, Zhang Hengli hurriedly changed the topic: "Now I ask the two of you to tell us what happened yesterday and why the two of you met, didn't Zhang Yi always want to see Yi Xu?" Yi Xu This is Xijia's best friend, I want to go to the back row, don't blame her for hiding all the time, she just wants to protect your life. With your mind, and what happened in the last ten minutes, you should be able to understand what I'm talking about. Hey, I don't know what I'm talking about...... What do I want to say? Oh yes, I want to ask, why didn't you just say hello to us? Why are all four of us here? Why do we say we are drunk driving! I shouldn't be here! ”

"I shouldn't be here, I remember my mom came to pick me up!" I also said that.

"If you're picked up by your mother, you won't be able to eat breakfast like this." Zhang Yi retorted to me.

"Did you text me for me?" I was scared for a while, and quickly got up to look for my phone.

"It's done." Zhang Yi scratched his face with his little finger and replied impatiently.

I breathed a sigh of relief and explained to Yi Xu: "My mother is healthy and goes to bed early. If I sleep at Zhang Yi's place, just send her a text message and ask her to get up and see it the next day. ”

Zhang Hengli added: "Her mother is very fierce, she was drunk once when she first entered college, and her mother said that if you let me know that you have a glass of wine, you will drink me a basin of foot washing water!" There are as many glasses of wine as there are pots of footwater! ”

Yi continued to drink the porridge and almost squirted out.

"This time, Zhang Hengli and the two of us drank too hard. I was able to get home on my own that time when I was drunk, and I don't remember anything this time. ”

"Actually, I didn't drink much, it's such a small bottle of wine, four bottles for two people, and two beer glasses, which is too high and inexperienced!"

"Yo, you mean you guys are saving experience this time, and it seems that you will have to drink it in the future!" Zhang Yi said sarcastically.

"I didn't ...... I didn't ...... That said. Zhang Hengli stammered.

"I'll tell you what you guys looked like last night!" Zhang Yi slapped the chopsticks on the table: "I didn't pay the bill after eating and drinking, saying that I couldn't find the wallet, but the wallet was in my hand!" The boss asked you to call someone to pick it up, and you called me and Yi Xu. We've arrived, and you're not going to go. I said, 'I'm angry if you don't go!' 'You don't care. I said, 'If you don't go, I'm angry', and you still don't care. I said, 'I'm your mother, I'll pick you up now,' and you came with us." I finally got you into the car, and one by one I said that I wanted to vomit, but I refused to get out of the car and vomit, so I had to run back to the restaurant to ask for plastic bags. Zhang Hengli actually jumped into the driver's seat and started the car. Fortunately, it is the New Year and the suburbs, more than 100 meters to drive out of the road there is nothing, rampage, that's really, I asked you to stop the car, Xijia you actually hugged me to stop me and said, 'He will drive, you let him drive, he got a driver's license!' It's not easy to take the exam five times! You're going to have him open! He drove well all afternoon, and I vouched for it with my life! 'I've never seen you so strong, probably because alcohol gives you strength, I can't break free!' You're really a guarantee with your life! Fortunately, Zhang Hengli stepped on the brake for some reason, and originally wanted to step on the accelerator, because he shouted, 'Let's speed up and gallop like the wind!' "The car braked suddenly, Xijia, you let go of your hand, I jumped up and grabbed the key, and we can be considered to have picked up our lives......"

Zhang Yi's eyes were as wide as bull's eyes: "I have never had the desire not to be born on the same day and month but to die on the same day and month of the same year, you will find death in the future, remember to stay away from me!" ”

Zhang Hengli and I were so ashamed that we almost buried our heads under the table.

I didn't forget to remind Zhang Hengli to say: "Also stay away from Yi Xu!" ”

Yi Xu pulled me up and said, "Eat quickly, I cut a slice last night and gave it to the two of you to sober you up." ”

I shook my head proudly: "Zhang Yi Zhang Hengli, now I officially introduce to you, this is my boyfriend, called Yi Xu, tall, handsome, smart, humorous, considerate, and very good boyfriend!" ”

Zhang Hengli extended his thumb in approval. Zhang Yi lowered his head and bit the fritters.

Yi Xu spent three hours before going to bed, compiling countless news events into a half-hour collection. It's all a human tragedy caused by excessive drinking. Seeing the car on fire and the person being knocked away, his arms and legs flying in the air, blood rushing out like a column of water, blurring the picture of the destruction of the family and the death of the family, coupled with the sequelae of alcohol, Zhang Hengli and I held the trash can and vomited for four rounds.

Zhang Hengli said that Yi Xu was too ruthless, he didn't show us before breakfast, and now he has nothing to eat after vomiting! I said I lured the wolf into the house.

In my previous life, my mother and Zhang Yi started a fire in the same way, shouting and moving their hands and feet, as violent as a storm, coming and going as fast as possible. Now Yi Xu has introduced a new style, like a breeze and drizzle, but the influence is more lasting and deeper, those pictures linger in the minds of Zhang Hengli and me, Zhang Hengli has never touched wine since then, and I have not touched a drop of wine until today.

I'm not just too scared to dip a drop of wine. Yi Xu didn't sleep late at night to edit on the computer, the more I thought about it, the more I felt moved, he told me that he watched the car being driven that day, and when he stretched out his hand, he couldn't touch it, so he had to run desperately behind, but how he used all his strength to watch the car run farther and farther, he said that it was the first time in his life that he knew what it was to be afraid. I told Yi Xu that I would see this incident as the first harm to you, I would remember it in my heart and never do it again, I swore that I would never drink again, I default to this as your request for me, and it is also my promise to you!

Zhang Yi and Yi Xu met and met in such an atmosphere of accident and common hatred. Maybe it's because they were on the same front for the first time, they didn't have the "can't get along" situation that Zhang Yi was worried about before, they generally don't talk directly, but as long as Yi Xu speaks to Zhang Yi, he has an unusual influence. Just like Zhang Hengli said now, she can always be leveled with one sentence.