When Zhang Yifei was brought to the massage room of the leisure club, Ling Xiu's unexpected picture appeared.

Tang Xiaomo and Zhang Yifei were suddenly like two roosters about to start drying, and they were like masters making moves, walking in circles in place. The two looked serious, sometimes with wide eyes, sometimes squinting at each other carefully, as if they really had a tendency to fight.

Just as Ling Xiu was about to make an introduction, the two of them spoke at the same time.

"Cousin!"

"Cousin!"

Immediately after, the two hugged each other happily.

What the......

The second monk Ling Xiuzhang was puzzled, what the hell was going on?

Seeing the two hugging each other, I suddenly felt uncomfortable in my heart, so I coughed a few times and asked, "Are you cousins?" ”

Tang Xiaomo immediately let go of Zhang Yifei, walked to Ling Xiu's side, pulled Ling Xiu's arm and said happily: "Yes, yes, Ling Gaoleng, don't be jealous, I didn't expect to see Cousin Yifei, so my emotions were a little out of control just now." ”

Jealous?!

Ling Xiu almost spit out a mouthful of blood, thinking: I have nothing to do with you Tang Xiaomo, what kind of vinegar did I eat!

hurriedly pushed Tang Xiaomo away and reprimanded: "Tang Xiaomo, what nonsense are you talking about." He turned to look at Zhang Yifei and explained, "Yifei, things are not what you think. ”

Zhang Yifei walked over and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a meaningful smile: "I understand, I understand." Don't worry, it's absolutely impossible for me and my cousin Xiaomo, her mother is my father's sister, my aunt! ”

“……”

Ling Xiu was speechless for a while.

*******

After some conversation, I found out why Zhang Yifei appeared here.

He originally worked well in his parents' company, tricked one beautiful woman after another into bed with the identity of the president's son, and lived a carefree and carefree life, but who would have thought that the end of the world would come suddenly.

The company collapsed, and his parents were bitten by zombies and became zombies, and finally he ended it himself. Recalling the past, Zhang Yifei burst into tears, and his face was full of grief.

"After killing my parents who turned me into zombies, I swore that I, Zhang Yifei, would kill enough 100,000 zombies in my lifetime to pay tribute to their souls in the sky. So I set out from Deep Sea City and killed all the way to this town, for zombies, I saw one kill one, and when I saw two, I killed a pair, I want to send these damn zombies to hell! ”

Zhang Yifei stood up suddenly, his face was hideous, his whole person was murderous, and his clenched fists were even more bruised.

Tang Xiaomo pulled the corner of his clothes: "Cousin, you look so scary now!" ”

was reminded by Tang Xiaomo, Zhang Yifei's painting style changed abruptly, and he sat on the floor again with a smile, and apologized to Tang Xiaomo: "Sorry cousin, I scared you." ”

Ling Xiu wasn't surprised, no one didn't hate and hate this damn end of the world, Zhang Yifei just made the object of hatred specific to the zombies.

Then he opened his mouth and asked, "Yifei, all the zombies in the pit that day were thrown down by you?" ”

"Lao Ling, you look up to me too much, it's hundreds of zombies, how can I throw them by myself."

"You mean, you still have companions?" Ling Xiuhu said suspiciously.

Zhang Yifei stretched out a finger and shook it: "NO, NO, NO, ALTHOUGH I DIDN'T THROW IT, IT WAS INDEED MY MASTERPIECE." ”

"Your masterpiece? Tell us, cousin, how the hell did you do it? Tang Xiaomo's apricot eyes blinked, full of curiosity.

Zhang Yifei put on a look of a master in the world, stroked his beard that didn't exist at all, and said: "It's very simple, I pushed a car equipped with an alarm system down, and the car made a piercing alarm sound at the bottom, and as a result, the zombies in the town were attracted to it.

One by one, they jumped in one after another, it was thirty or forty meters deep, and they didn't want to come up again. The scene at that time was quite spectacular, and it was refreshing to watch, even cooler than watching the island country love ~ love series! ”

"Cousin, there are still girls here, pay attention to what you say!"

Tang Xiaomo rolled her eyes and conveyed her dissatisfaction and disdain to Zhang Yifei.

Zhang Yifei touched the back of his head and said with a smile: "I'm sorry cousin, what my cousin just said was too devoted." ”

"Hmph, it's not serious at all!" Tang Xiaomo crossed her hands on her chest and pursed her mouth.

Hearing this sentence coming out of Tang Xiaomo's mouth, Ling Xiu couldn't stop laughing, and said in his heart: The three words 'not serious' seem to be more appropriate to describe you Tang Xiaomo.

However, I really didn't expect that the hundreds of zombies in the sinkhole would be formed like this.

"By the way, how many zombies have you killed so far?" Ling Xiu looked at Zhang Yifei and asked.

Zhang Yifei picked his nostrils with his fingers, and then bounced them off with a "thump", and Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo both subconsciously sat farther away.

"With the car just now, there are no more than one and no less, exactly two thousand. I counted the ones I killed with my own hands, and those who committed suicide by jumping into the pit don't count, and they can't be counted. ”

Two thousand?!

Hearing this number, Ling Xiu really gasped, although he had killed a lot of zombies along the way, the total number would never exceed two hundred, that is to say, the number of zombies killed by Zhang Yifei was more than ten times that of him.

Seeing Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo's surprised expressions, Zhang Yifei's heart was full of superiority, and then patted Ling Xiu's shoulder: "Old Ling, cousin, don't worry, from now on, I will cover you." ”

"You're covering us?" Ling Xiu frowned.

Zhang Yifei patted his chest and swore solemnly: "Of course, didn't I tell you before that I was a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple?" ”

It seemed that he felt that this rhetoric could not show his ability, so he thought about it and said: "Lao Ling, let me tell you this, even if it is ten, you will not be my opponent." You are my brother, she is my cousin, and in this damned last days, I will not cover you who covers you. ”

Hearing this, Tang Xiaomo immediately couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

"What's the matter, cousin, don't you believe me?"

Zhang Yifei stood up and patted his strong pectoral muscles hard.

"I believe it, of course I believe it, haha......" Tang Xiaomo still couldn't stop laughing.

She stretched out her head to Ling Xiu's ear, and originally wanted to whisper to Ling Xiu to show his cousin Zhang Yifei a look, but she didn't expect that her center of gravity was unstable, and her small mouth was directly kissed on Ling Xiu's face.

At this moment, the air seemed to freeze, Tang Xiaomo's cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and when she found Ling Xiu's murderous eyes glancing at her, she immediately left as if she had been electrocuted, and hurriedly explained: "Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, I'm not ...... I'm not trying to ......."

Zhang Yifei came to play the round at this time, waved his hand and said with a big grin: "Cousin, you and Lao Lingxiu have to see when you fall in love, my cousin is still here, I picked up a rice cracker to eat for no reason, how bad!" ”

patted his belly and stretched his waist, "Okay, I'm sleepy, I'll go to sleep in the opposite room, you two can be scared if you want, now life is pressure, it's normal for men and women to love, but you must do a good job of safety measures!" ”

"Rotten cousin, scare you big-headed ghost!"

Tang Xiaomo's cheeks were red with shame, and even the roots of her ears were red. She threw the pillow at Zhang Yifei fiercely, but Zhang Yifei quickly flashed outside and closed the door, and the pillow hit the back of the door.