"Where am I?"

Erlaizi shook his somewhat cloudy head and looked up.

"Huh! This, this is not my bus. ”

Er Laizi hurriedly walked happily towards the bus he parked on the side of the road, and when he walked around the front of the car to the door, he was startled.

There were people who stopped in front of the car door, and when those people saw that Lai Zi was coming, they hurriedly opened the car door and lined up in a proper manner.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, I'll go, twenty people, this is going to be sent!" , Er Laizi counted the passengers with great joy.

But suddenly, a voice came from behind him, and he couldn't be happy anymore.

"Don't hurry up, why are you still standing here! If you delay the ghost door and close the door, Lao Tzu will have to throw you into the oil pan and fry it. ”

Er Laizi looked back, his face turned pale in an instant, and a burly man dressed in black and holding a big iron chain in his hand walked towards him quickly, which of course was not the reason for his fear, the reason was that this big man was not walking, but floating, "You ghost!" ”

Er Laizi was so frightened that he was bloodless, he retreated again and again, and hit the car body with a "bang", he turned his head, and said "groan" in his heart, it's over, I can't run away now!

"Boy, what are you running, seeing your impermanence master, why, you still can't run."

The person who came was the black impermanence in the underworld, and at this time, Er Laizi finally understood that the person who sent his car was not a person at all, but a ghost in the underworld.

A long time ago, he had also heard that the ghosts in the underworld would entrust the living people in the world to do things for him, but he didn't expect that he would somehow get on the thief ship.

Thinking of this, Er Laizi hurriedly turned his head towards the people who walked in a circle at the car door next to him.

Those passengers felt Er Laizi's gaze, and they all raised their heads, looking at the faces as white as white paint, Er Laizi only felt that his legs began to tremble.

"This damn thing, it's all ghosts."

Er Laizi just wanted to faint at this time, but the strange thing was that he couldn't faint at all, Er Laizi glanced at the bus behind him, gritted his teeth and was ruthless.

"Bang", directly hit the car body, but he hit this time, the whole person directly penetrated the body, into the bus, just when he wanted to escape from the bus, the steering wheel that usually he loved and the soft seat, suddenly came a huge suction.

Er Laizi couldn't resist this terrible suction at all, and the whole person suddenly flew into the seat, and then an invisible rope trapped him firmly on it, only two hands could move, but it was only limited to holding the steering wheel and swaying from side to side!

"Knock, knock, knock"

Er Laizi listened to the sound of the car door pedal, and when he thought that all the people who came up were ghosts, cold sweat broke out on his forehead, but he forgot one thing, he is also in an inhuman state now.

As those "people" all got on the bus, a black clothed black impermanence also walked up, and as soon as Hei impermanence came up, he shouted in a loud voice, "Don't drive quickly, after a while, the damn open door is about to close, hurry up, if it's late, I'll screw off your head as a urinal", Hei Impermanence's words made Er Laizi tremble with fright, where do you dare to talk more, the trembling right hand hurriedly started the bus and drove all the way to find the usual route.

When he was about to reach the end of the bus station, a pitch-black gate suddenly appeared in front of him, he looked up and saw that there were three big characters on the pitch-black gate "Ghost Gate", Er Laizi trembled nervously, and when he was close to the gate, Hei Wuchang stood up.

"The female horse's bazi, it's okay, it's okay, it's on time."

Er Laizi's right hand trembled and pressed the door opening switch, only to hear a "pop", and it was opened soon when he went out.

"You useless waste, get off the bus for me," Hei Wuchang angrily kicked a carload of lonely ghosts off the bus, and when he was about to get off the bus, Hei Wuchang turned his head and shouted at him: Boy, you already know the truth about tonight's incident, and I won't hide it.

You were lazy in the village, stealing chickens and dogs all day long, making the village complain, your life has been exhausted, you should have been thrown into the oil pan by me like them to fry it, in reincarnation, but you have a car to change the status quo in the village, and I have changed the law as you wish.

You can now be said to be the ghost car driver of our underworld, so your job is to pick up the souls of the dead every night, and when you work until your merits reach the level of reincarnation, I will naturally have someone replace you, but if you reveal this secret, then you, hehe, the consequences will be very serious.

Er Laizi was already frightened and frozen, and after Hei Impermanence got out of the car, Er Laizi suddenly felt his head clouded, and when he opened his eyes, he was actually in the hospital.

Er Laizi knew that it was definitely not a dream, and the warning given by Hei Wuchang when he left made him dare not talk nonsense, not to mention that he was driving a deadly death car, if others knew, would he still be able to mix in the village?

Since then, every night he will unconsciously go to the bottom of the big locust tree and turn on his "bus" to pull people on the road.

Unknowingly, five years have passed, and Er Laizi has also ushered in the first turning point in his life, he is getting married.

Because of the rise in merit in the past few years, his bad luck and laziness have also gone, Er Laizi turned around and started the business of running goods, and earned some capital in less than two years, the old house was gone, and he was replaced with a two-story small western-style building, and soon someone called him a daughter-in-law.

But on the night of his marriage to his daughter-in-law, he went out again to "drive the bus", but this time, he never came back, because this time, the people who got into his car were actually the three cousins of his wife's mother's family, and two of them made his eyes dark, one was his dearest aunt, and there was a second uncle, this time, he suddenly panicked.

Seeing that they lined up and were about to get into the car, Er Laizi was a little unbearable, wondering, if I didn't open the door, would they be able to escape this time! I am saying that I have been driving it for so many years, once in a while, there should be no big problem! At most, teach yourself a lesson.

But if he understands an old saying, the king of Hades wants you to die on the third watch, and will never leave anyone past the fifth watch, he will not make a foolish foot on the accelerator and refuse to take them to the car.

But he was wrong, this car is for the spirit, not to die when you get on the bus, but because these people are dead, they will come to take the bus to the ghost gate.

Er Laizi refused to take that night, the next morning as soon as the sky was bright, he opened his eyes, looked at the wife lying beside him with a bitter face, shook his head with a sigh, took the gift list on the side and wrote a line of words in it, and then his head was crooked, and he died on that day, soon someone was less than three miles outside the village, and found the group of people who had died, it turned out that those people had drunk too much because they had drunk too much, and they went directly into the pond outside the village, and the death of Er Laizi and the line of words left behind, shocked the people in the village for a long time, There were even families who moved away, but over time the matter became an unexplained mystery.

And at this time, the driver in front of me, and this bus, gave me goosebumps all over my body, damn! I actually got on the dead car.