Chapter 446: Oh my mother!
Hong Xiaobao's heart suddenly warmed.
However, the fact that he has become a poor bastard and owes three thousand spirit crystals in debt can't be mentioned to her, so as not to worry about this girl. So he shook his head and said, "No need, you can keep it for yourself, I have a sense of proportion." When I need to use it, I naturally speak. β
If you open your mouth when you need to, that's what it means to never open your mouth - man, how can you spend your wife's money, right?
"It's good ......"
Yun Caixiao didn't force it, but repeatedly advised: "If it's not enough, you must tell me", until Hong Xiaobao nodded his head into a chicken pecking rice, then he waved his hand reluctantly, "Then you go get busy first, it's important to get down to business." β
"Hmm. β
Hong Xiaobao couldn't help laughing, other monks, cultivation is the top priority, but her fiancΓ©e is good, opening a shop is the main thing in her eyes.
Oh, it seems that the old man and the sister of Caixiao are really a natural pair! Before they got married, they started to sing with their husbands and wives, and they will definitely be fairy couples after they get married, envying others, hahaha......
......
Seeing the shadow of Yun Caixiao, and disappearing into the dormitory building with those gossip sisters, Hong Xiaobao walked out of Qingzi Street with a lewd idiot smile.
Deeply smell your hands, incense!
He decided not to wash his hands for three days from now. Then he turned his head and remembered the problem of Yun Caixiao's sword qi, so he called Old Demon Yin: "Old man, are you there?...... Hey, the peerless demon king Yin Jiuyou, who exterminated humanity and killed all over the world, are you free......?
After a while, Old Demon Yin replied with a word: "Put." β
Hong Xiaobao: "???"
"Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief, if there is any fart, let it go quickly, and don't fake it here. Old man Yin scolded.
Yo, it seems that the old man is very angry today, and I don't know if he is coming to the aunt or on fire, so I have to take it easy. So Hong Xiaobao licked his face and said with a smile: "You also saw it just now, it's the situation of Sister Caixiao, may I ask what you think of the old man?"
"The little girl surnamed Yun?"
Old Demon Yin was about to say "What do you have to do with me?", but before he could speak, he heard Hong Xiaobao correct with a serious face: "No, it's your future apprentice daughter-in-law." β
Then he added: "There is a saying: one day is a teacher and a father for life, so Xiao'er can also be considered your daughter-in-law." β
The implication is that they are all your own family, and you can't always see death without saving it...... Oh no, it's not that bad as "death", anyway, you can't just watch it.
Old Demon Yin: "......"
So, all of a sudden, the old man has changed from a lonely man to a happy old man with a son and a daughter-in-law? Thank you so much! When will you give the old man a grandchild?
Cough.
"Stinky boy, if you want the old man to help you, just say it, don't clean up these things, the old man is very busy. Old Demon Yin scolded with a smile.
Typical oral suspicion is upright.
Although he scolded and scolded, the trilling voice of his speech had deeply betrayed the joy in the old man's heart. As you can imagine, the tip of his tongue must have been wavy at this time.
"Old man, you don't even have a physical body, what else is there to be busy with?" Hong Xiaobao was sure in his heart, and he began to skin again.
Old Demon Yin was silent for a moment.
Without a physical body, this life is the most painful! Stinky boy can't open a pot and mention which pot? Is he dead? It's itchy, isn't it?
That will do, and it will be done to you!
So Yin Lao Mo replied confidently: "Accumulate spiritual energy and reshape the physical body." β
"Accumulate Reiki ......"
Hong Xiaobao: 0_0
Old man, are you serious?
The aura you have accumulated is all overflowing from myself, and it's not enough for me to send you another lump, so don't you accumulate a piece of yarn?
Generally speaking, Old Man Yin's current state is like Hong Xiaobao's external pendant, similar to a rechargeable battery. The bracelet is his abode, and then through the bracelet, he can absorb part of the aura that overflows from Hong Xiaobao's body, up to the upper limit of what his current soul body can hold. And this upper limit depends on his recovery.
Of course, he can also forcibly "call" the part of Hong Xiaobao's body, but it is necessary.
As for now......
Hehe.
"Well, no more nonsense. β
Old man Yin scolded with a smile, and then said quietly: "What about the sword qi problem of your little wife, in fact, it is not big or small, it depends on how to deal with it." β
"What do you say about the big and what do you say about the small?" Hong Xiaobao hurriedly asked.
"If it's small, it's okay to recuperate for a while. And to put it mildly, at most, it is just the end of the sword qi breaking out of control and finally dying, which is not a big deal. β
is worthy of Yin Lao Mo, it is enough to say nothing, and it is amazing.
"It's not a big deal?!"
Hong Xiaobao was suddenly frightened, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Old man, you won't be scared, right? Tell you, I'm a timid person, unfrightened, if you're not careful, it is estimated that you will have to find another apprentice." β
"You can believe it. Old Demon Yin said lightly.
You skin!
Let you skin!
Don't scare you, you kid doesn't know what it means to respect teachers.
So Hong Xiaobao stopped talking for a while.
Because he knew Old Man Yin's character, if he wanted to be scary, the consequences would definitely not be so serious.
He will say as much as he wants, even as if nothing happened.
It wasn't until it really happened that he said with a look of remorse, "Oh, it's all because the old man didn't think about it at the time!" - this is the correct way for Old Demon Yin to open.
Because of this, Hong Xiaobao was scared.
Old man Yin laughed, and said: "Gathering Qi into a Blade, that is a skill that can only be barely mastered by the sixfold of the flesh fetus - note, the old man is talking about barely mastering - in fact, the monks who can master the Gathering Qi into a blade at the sixth level of the flesh fetus are all geniuses." If it weren't for the little girl surnamed Yun who had the body of the five elements, it would have been impossible to master this trick in just five times. Besides, her current situation is also related to you kid. β
"Something to do with me?" Hong Xiaobao's heart jumped.
"Hmm. β
Old Demon Yin nodded: "If the old man guessed correctly, it should be because you gave that little girl a Five Elements Pill that day, which activated her Five Elements Body." And her master, the little girl surnamed Lu probably didn't know Yun Yatou's physique, and only thought it was the body of the bullshit Lei Immortal, so she easily passed on her Lei Yuan sword qi...... Or, it was precisely because she knew the body of the five elements of Yun Yatou, so she passed on her Lei Yuan sword qi without any scruples...... Don't worry about this for now, the focus is on Lei Yuan's sword qi.
Speaking of this, Old Man Yin suddenly laughed contemptuously: Hey, Lei Yuan's sword qi ......"
"Lei Yuan Sword Qi ...... Is there any problem?" Hong Xiaobao suddenly panicked, and had a bad premonition.
Old man Yin's laughter gave him a strong sense of dΓ©jΓ vu: it was as if there was a junior high school student showing off what a one-dimensional quadratic equation was in front of a doctoral student.
Will I have two solutions, are they powerful?
- What about Lei Yuan's sword qi, is it powerful?
"It's a big problem, you eavesdrop on the old man and tell me slowly. β
Old man Yin said solemnly: "First of all, the body of the five elements, also known as the Holy Spirit Glass Body, not only has the five elements of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth, and can be converted between each other freely, but also in the same realm, the aura is also five times deeper than that of ordinary people. Because of this, it is ranked among the top ten innate Dao bodies.
And thunder is born from water, and there is the sharpness of gold, it is a thing with the dual attributes of gold and water, if it is a general thunder exercise, with your little daughter-in-law's body of the five elements, you can slowly transform it into the aura of other attributes, and finally return to balance, there is no big problem.
But Lei Yuan's sword qi was different.
Lei Yuan Sword Qi is one of the Zhen Sect exercises of Lei Yin Pavilion, and it is originally a high-level and profound technique that can only be cultivated by the sixth, or even seventh, flesh fetus. The sharpness of its sword qi has far exceeded the limit that your little daughter-in-law's current realm can bear. To use an analogy......"
Old man Yin said and asked, "When you are alchemizing, if you put too much of one of the raw materials, or even several times more than the original, what will be the result?"
"It depends on what kind of Dan is refining. However, generally speaking, the light is to blow up the furnace and destroy the Dan, and the heavy is to turn the treasure into poison. Hong Xiaobao replied without thinking about it.
"That's right, that's exactly what happened to the cloud girl. β
Old man Yin nodded, and suddenly the words changed: "The so-called warm cultivation of sword qi, in fact, to put it bluntly, is similar to sharps polishing and polishing, which is basically to increase the fit between the sword qi and the master on the premise of keeping the nature of the sword qi unchanged."
The nine-leaf lily is cold, and the water spirit is abundant and gentle, so the little girl surnamed Lu is understandable to let your little daughter-in-law often eat the nine-leaf lily to warm up the sword qi. But even then, it is only a symptom rather than a cure.
It must be known that the body of the five elements must be practiced in the same five elements in order to go further, otherwise it will be harmful and unprofitable, and the deeper the realm, the greater the harm.
And now, the root cause of your little daughter-in-law's problem lies in the serious imbalance of the five elements aura in her body because of Lei Yuan's sword qi. Excessive abundance of gold and water, and then encroaching on the spiritual energy of fire, wood, and earth to strengthen itself, and so on...... Hey!"
Speaking of this, Old Demon Yin sneered again, "If there is no cure, it would be light to say that her sword qi broke through her body and died." The worst-case scenario is...... Hmph, the old man had seen similar examples, and the death was simply ...... Tsk, I guess you kid won't want to know, don't say it, you can understand it yourself. β
Hong Xiaobao: "......"
Flip the table!
God understands it on his own, believe it or not, the old man has turned his face with you? Although the old man Yin doesn't know what to say, as long as he is a monk with a little common sense, he can guess what the consequences will be.
The five internal organs of the human body all have five elements corresponding to them. Among them, the lungs belong to gold, the kidneys belong to water, the heart belongs to fire, the spleen belongs to earth, and the liver belongs to wood. If there is too much gold and water, it is natural that the lungs and kidneys can't stand it. Then, under the principle of the five elements, the next person to suffer must be the liver of wood and the heart of fire.
The lungs are the main breathing, and the kidneys are the main detoxification. The liver is the main immune, and the heart is the source of blood and qi.
Therefore, if nothing else, Xiao'er will start the accident from the lungs and kidneys, and what tuberculosis, tuberculosis, tuberculosis, pulmonary edema, kidney stones, kidney deficiency, kidney deficiency and the like will be said first.
Then the liver and heart began to break down.
What A, B, C, D, C, D, CIRRHOSIS, LIVER CANCER and the like go first, all kinds of viruses and bacteria begin to toss and turn, and at the same time, heart failure, lack of blood and gas, and finally a spleen is left alone......
Oh my mom! Words are even more terrifying,!