The birthday feast has begun!

Although the men and women in the Xuantian Realm are not so rigid, at the formal birthday banquet, they should still pay attention to it, and there is generally no situation where strange men and women mix tables.

Mother Ye and Ye Xiaoling were arranged at Grandpa Zhou's table, Ye Yi was arranged to be at a table with the cousins of the Zhou family, and as for Father Ye, he was sadly arranged to a table in the corner.

This is naked and unwelcome, but Father Ye doesn't mind, and is still happy to eat and drink with the rest of the guests at the same table.

Ye Yi knew that Father Ye was not pretending, in fact, he wished that he would be arranged as far away as possible, so that he would not be treated coldly and violently by the Zhou family's father-in-law, eldest brother-in-law, and second brother-in-law.

Think about it, how embarrassing it feels to have a table full of acquaintances, and everyone treats you like air?

It's much better to change to a table you don't know, people don't know you, it's normal not to talk to you, it's not embarrassing at all.

And Father Ye is a businessman after all, and pulling relationships is his strength, and it is still possible to fool people into making friends and chatting for a day after a sentence or two.

Compared with Father Ye, who is like a fish in water on that side, Ye Yi's side is not very comfortable.

The cousins of the Zhou family at a table were sarcastic from time to time, and they always toasted, obviously trying to get him drunk and look foreign.

Fortunately, he had already guessed that this would be the case, so he took a hangover cure before the feast.

So no matter how the cousins of the Zhou family toasted, Ye Yi looked like he was not drunk, and everyone in the Zhou family was completely suppressed.

"Come on, come on, Cousin Ye Yi rarely comes to my Zhou family a few times, everyone respects him again. ”

"Okay, Cousin Ye Yi really has a good amount of wine, everyone toast him again!"

"Cousin Ye Yi, I heard that you will go back at the end of the month to participate in the promotion assessment of the Fengling Pavilion, we will toast you again!"

"I wish Cousin Ye Yi a great joy in his promotion!

Zhou Yunlong, the son of Zhou Ye, is the most powerful initiator of this incident, and at this moment, seeing that Ye Yiqian is not drunk, he still does not give up, and finds a lot of messy excuses to encourage everyone to toast.

This is obviously not to the heart of the Yellow River not to die, and he has to get drunk.

Respect, respect, I respect you old mother! Ye Yi drank a stomach of wine, and also held his stomach, if he wasn't afraid that Ye Mu would be embarrassed, he would have flipped the table with his violent temper.

Ye Yi smiled coldly, he was already a little drunk, hangover medicine is not a panacea, after neutralizing a certain amount of alcohol, the effect of the medicine will gradually weaken.

If he drinks it again, even if he can take the opportunity to go out and take another hangover medicine, his stomach will not be able to hold it, and he will vomit if he drinks too much.

When Zhou Yunlong wanted to propose a toast again, Ye Yi took the wine jug in his hand after drinking it as usual, walked towards Zhou Yunlong with a vague step, and said with a smile: "Today, Cousin Yunlong's enthusiasm for his cousin is really flattering, don't say anything, let's do this cup!"

As he spoke, Ye Yi first filled himself with a cup, then snatched Zhou Yunlong's cup and filled him with a cup, and then raised his head and did it as a respect.

"Okay, Cousin Ye Yi has a good amount of wine!" Zhou Yunlong drank all the wine in the cup without hesitation.

"Come again!"

drank three glasses in a row, and Ye Yi personally poured wine for Zhou Yunlong.

After drinking, Ye Yi returned to his seat!

Zhou Yunlong was still thinking of a way to toast Ye Yi, but before he could come up with a new way, he suddenly felt a little bloated in his stomach, and his stomach seemed to be a little troublesome.

He didn't care, thinking that it was just that he had drunk too much wine and the wine was flattening, but at this time, one of his cousins found an excuse to toast Ye Yi, and Ye Yi excused himself.

"Cousin Ye Yi, it's all kindness, how can you push it around, just have a drink......"

Zhou Yunlong took the opportunity to get up and persuade him to drink, but this time he got up and put a lot of effort under his feet.

"Poof"

As soon as the chrysanthemum tightened, a loud fart popped out!

Although the birthday banquet around was noisy, the fart sound was not small, at least everyone at the same table heard it.

In an instant, everyone's eyes fell on him, especially the cousins and cousins on the left and right, covering their noses with a look of resentment.

"Hehe! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!" Zhou Yunlong smiled awkwardly, didn't even dare to persuade him to drink, and hurriedly sat down.

"Poof"

It's just that as soon as his waist and legs sat down so hard, another loud noise came out, and he couldn't help but let out a loud fart, and he couldn't hold it back.

The faces of the people around ...... were a little unsightly.

"The stinky fart doesn't make a sound, the loud fart doesn't stink" Zhou Yunlong's face was flushed, and he had to make a joke to save the scene

“......”

The cousins and cousins of the Zhou family next to him didn't speak, although they were unhappy, they were all their own brothers, and they still had to give face.

Ye Yi was not afraid, he covered his entire nose with disgust, and said lightly: "Cousin Yunlong, this is the reason why you fart anywhere?"

"Accident, accident, this is ......"

Zhou Yunlong smiled and wanted to explain, but halfway through the conversation, he suddenly felt the chrysanthemum tighten again.

At this moment, he was so frightened that he didn't even dare to speak, his eyes widened, his hands clenched into fists, his body stiffened, and his feet tensed, trying to suppress some kind of bad gas with great will.

“......”

This time, just by looking at the expression on Zhou Yunlong's face, he knew what was going on, and the faces of the surrounding cousins and cousins were as ugly as eating dead flies.

At this moment, the whole table was silent!

Let's chat! I don't know what to talk about in this situation, let's eat! This situation is really unbearable.

Just imagine, a person puts a few farts next to you, and I don't know how many are about to be released in my stomach, in exchange for you, can you eat?

"Ahem, cousin Yunlong, are you not feeling well?" someone kindly reminded.

"Maybe I ate something wrong and my stomach was a little ......"

Zhou Yunlong finally suppressed the breath back, breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to leave the scene under the excuse of physical discomfort, but as soon as he said a few words, his stomach suddenly turned over, and a wave of energy gathered in the anus, gushing out with lightning speed.

"Bang"

This sound was like spring thunder, and it was shocking, not only the people at this table heard it, but even the people at the next table heard it, and for a while, the surroundings were quiet.

"Who is this person? so rude!"

"It looks like Zhou Yunlong, the son of the second master!"

"Isn't it a shame to do such a dirty thing in public?"

"That is, even in your own home, you can't be so presumptuous, right?"

"It's not, in front of my grandfather's birthday banquet, I don't know how to hold it back!"

There was a lot of discussion around, looking at Zhou Yunlong's eyes full of disgust and contempt, Zhou Yunlong's heart was wronged, this can't be blamed on me! I also want to hold back, but I can't hold back!

"Cousin Yunlong, I'm a little anxious, let's miss me first!"

"Third cousin, I'm also in a hurry, so I'm out of company!"

"Two cousins, wait for me, go together!"

This time was different from the previous two times, not only resounding in all directions, but also with a strange smell, and the few people sitting around Zhou Yunlong covered their noses and fled one by one.

Nearly half of the people on the table walked at once, and Zhou Yunlong's surroundings became a vacuum, and even the people at the table behind him couldn't help but move their chairs away.

The stomach was tumbling upside down, knowing that his body would be unable to help but release it as soon as he moved, but Zhou Yunlong didn't dare to stay any longer, and forcibly got up, and sure enough, another fart popped out.

"Poof"

This time, he didn't even dare to say hello, so he directly clamped the chrysanthemum and ran out.

"Poof"

"Poof"

"Poof"

Like a jet plane, it jumped out all the way, and everywhere it passed was hated and disgusted, and everyone covered their noses and glared angrily.

For a while, there was a "fart king" at the birthday banquet, which caused a lot of commotion, and the old man and the second master of the Zhou family at the front table were all so angry when they learned about the fart king.

Especially the second master, whose face was as black as coal, followed out as soon as he confessed, and his fiery appearance was probably to beat his embarrassing rebel to death.

Ye Yi knew that Zhou Yunlong didn't even want to come back for today's birthday banquet.

The hands and feet were naturally made by him, and when he toasted just now, he put medicine in Zhou Yunlong's cup, and the name of the medicine was very good, called "Swallowing Wind and Absorbing Qi Detoxification and Nourishing Beauty".

Of course, this is Danyan Xixi's name, which sounds more elegant, and Ye Yi prefers the popular name: "fart pills".

Fart pills are colorless, odorless and non-toxic, and can remove waste toxin impurities accumulated in the human body after taking them, and play a role in detoxification and beauty.

But the side effect is that during the detoxification period, it will continue to produce toxic gas, that is, it will fart, and it can last for half a day, and the more you release, the more you stink.

At the beginning, Ye Yi didn't know what the hell this so-called "Swallowing Wind and Qi Detoxification and Nourishing Pill" was, but he was fooled by Danyan Xixi like this, so he tried a little bit of the semi-finished product he had refined, and it took half an hour to fart.

And this time, although he didn't give Zhou Yunlong much, he used the finished product refined by Xiao Xixi, which was of good quality, and it was estimated that Zhou Yunlong would have to jump for an hour or two.

Sure enough, Zhou Yunlong and a few cousins of the Zhou family were missing from the birthday banquet, and the atmosphere of the whole table was much more harmonious, and no one had the leisure to toast him.

Ye Yi had time to eat something at this time, but unfortunately he didn't eat a few bites, he was poured a stomach full of wine before, and he couldn't eat anything else at all.