"That ~ makes me think", x

At this time, his second son Liao Dong suddenly interjected: That, I remembered something, but I don't know if it has anything to do with what this brother said.

I nodded and smiled: Big brother, say it! It's okay.

Liao Dong turned his head and glanced at the eldest brother beside him, and then said: If you want to talk about bloody things, this is really true, but this matter has to start with the boss.

"What? Second brother, what nonsense are you talking about, what kind of stuff has been planted on me", Liao Shun blew his beard and glared at Liao Dong.

Liao Dong shook his head with a sigh and said, "Didn't the eldest brother forget what happened when my little non came out two days ago?"

As soon as Liao Dong said this, several people present were stunned at the same time, and they all turned their heads to look at Liao Shun in the field.

It turned out that a few days ago, the Liao family had a big happy event, Liao Dong's son came out, you must know that this baby is terrible, Liao Dong's relatives all flocked to his house to congratulate him on his happy son.

And that day, Liao Shun, who was sitting next to Liao Dong, actually spent a lot of money to buy a big fat pig of three or four hundred catties, as well as a sheep, saying that it was to celebrate our old Liao family's joy and honor, so that everyone was happy, you must know that Liao Shun is a complete lazy man and a loser, and the family is about to be unable to open the pot, so this time he spent so much money for his nephew.

With Liao Shun's fat pig and goat, this wedding wine is even more lively, but as the saying goes, just as joy and misfortune fall, an accident has changed the taste of the originally lively wine banquet.

In their village, the banquet is usually held at noon, and in the evening, some of their own family members gather for dinner and chat.

And this Liao Shun is already in his thirties, and he is about to be forty years old, a few years older than Liao Dong, and this guy is also an alcoholic, and he drank a full bottle of liquor alone at noon that day.

But the strange thing is that after Liao Shun finished drinking that day, he was not drunk, as if he was still in spirit, and followed Liao Dong at a table with a red face and said: That, second! You see, I came out today, and I, who was an uncle, didn't prepare a gift, I'm really embarrassed.

When Liao Dong heard this, what is this! Why are you so polite in your own family! Hurriedly shook his hand and smiled: Big brother, Xiao Fei is out, you have brought a pig and a sheep, you are so expensive, what is the matter!

"Alas, alas! Second, what do you say, I'm an uncle, and it's also called breaking the cost to bring two animals to add a bowl of vegetables to you, if it doesn't work, I must give this gift today."

Liao Shun thought about it, and suddenly slapped his thigh, there is! Second, you wait, I'll go back when I go.

After Liao Dong finished speaking, he got up and walked towards the door with a drunken body, Liao Dong was going to stop him, but Liao Shanxi, who saw it in his eyes, smiled and said to Liao Dong: Dong'er, your boss is changing the sky today, don't pay attention to him, it is estimated that Xiao Fei will be happy with him, let him go! Anyway, he couldn't make any trouble, and Liao Dong could only nod.

But what they didn't know was that Liao Shun's departure had become the beginning of trouble.

Liao Shun returned home, not to get anything, but to pick up a stick at home, and led his rhubarb to the mountains behind the village.

Liao Shun's departure made the Liao family wait for an afternoon, and when they saw that the sky was about to darken, there was finally a burst of dog barking in the distance.

"It's rhubarb barking."

As soon as Liao Dong heard the voice of the rhubarb, he hurriedly turned on the flashlight and hurriedly walked towards the sound of the rhubarb's howl.

Soon they saw a figure not far away, and when they saw that the person was Liao Shun, everyone was relieved.

"Huh! Why are you here, alas~ Look at me, it's all worrying, let's go~ Hurry back, let me everyone see the gift I prepared for Xiao Fei, but it will waste my boss's strength", Liao Shun patted the bag on his shoulder mysteriously.

"Good girl, such a big bag, Junzi, you shouldn't have stolen a potato!"

"Go, go, there is an uncle who sent a nephew a potato!" , Liao Shun glared at Uncle Zhao who was joking with him angrily, and hurriedly beckoned everyone to walk home.

Before entering the door, Liao Shanxi knocked on the crutch a few times with a dissatisfied "dong dong": You muddy boy, I don't know that today is a good day for our Liao family! Where did you run in the afternoon, dirty, hurry up and wash.

"Dad, don't worry! Look at what I brought back to Xiao Fei! ”

Liao Shun threw the broken sack on his shoulder to the ground with excitement on his face, and everyone around him suddenly rushed over curiously.

But when everyone gathered around, a sky-high fishy smell suddenly erupted from the mouth of the sack.

"Ahem, cough, cough~ It stinks, what is this!"

The people around him covered their noses and hurriedly retreated to look at Liao Shun, Liao Shun smiled, and then shook his hands, and the contents of the broken sack were suddenly poured out.

Everyone looked at the things poured out of the sack, and they were suddenly startled, a thing with blood all over its body and couldn't see its appearance clearly, let out a desolate snort, and its body twitched from time to time, and it looked very scary.

When Liao Shanxi looked at the object, he was instantly angry, and pointed at Liao Shun and scolded: You bastard, this is the good thing you said! You, you, you~ I'm so angry, I actually beat this kind of thing to death and brought it back, what did I tell you before, don't see blood at the wedding banquet, don't see blood, you take my words as wind in your ears, don't you, see if I don't kill you"

Liao Shan happily raised his crutch and was about to beat Liao Shun, but his wife Fan Miao on the side immediately quit, you must know that among her children, she is the most distressed about Liao Shun, or she can't rest assured that Liao Shun is still a single!

Liao Shanxi's wife, that is, Mrs. Fan, hurriedly stopped in front of him, inserted the old waist and scolded: Old Liao, you are capable, right? Say it's a fight, if it's broken, it's not a yellow skin!

Liao Shanxi pointed to the broken sack and said angrily: Don't you know that today is the day of Xiao Fei, can't you kill indiscriminately? Look at what he's doing! I'm really.

Everyone saw that Liao Shanxi was angry, and hurriedly stepped forward to persuade him, Liao Shun on the side saw that his old man was so angry with himself, and he was naturally unhappy in his heart, it was easy for him to squat in the mountains! In order to catch a fox or a yellow-skinned one, a mosquito and a grass insect, don't you just want to get a velvet hat for your nephew!

The more Liao Shun thought about it, the more aggrieved he became, kicked at the yellow skin who was still twitching, turned around and called Rhubarb and walked towards his house.

When other relatives and friends saw that things were like this, they stopped staying and left one after another, and soon only Liao Dong, Liao Shanxi, and Mrs. Fan were left at home.

Looking at the yellow skin that had been completely kicked to death in the ground, Liao Shan happily walked into the house with a crutch, Mrs. Fan saw this, and hurriedly followed, Liao Dong glanced at the yellow skin that was no longer out of shape and shook his head, although this yellow skin is no longer the same, but this is also his eldest brother's heart, in the end, Liao Dong had to put the yellow skin back into the sack, put it on the firewood pile outside and returned to the house.