Some people say that there are three types of people in this world, men, women, and women......

Of course, this is a joke, but I can understand the emergence of such a free and easy group of women as men in modern society.

However, standing in front of me is a real poisonous dragon who became famous in the Heavenly Court thousands of years ago! I went, drank, fought, cursed, and most importantly, she was now standing in front of me, a gentleman, carrying the jar with one hand and the other at the waist.

When Jade Rabbit saw her, it was like a cat seeing a tiger, and she couldn't be obedient!

"Jade Rabbit, I haven't seen you for thousands of years, are Chang'e's girls okay?"

I'm going to go, will there be an immortal in this world called another fairy girl! You are an immortal, and you are one of the top three powerhouses in the entire Heavenly Court!

"Back to the poisonous dragon, the master of Chang'e has been missing for many years, and I haven't seen him for many years, and now, I can only follow this evil human to fool around."

Jade Rabbit said and glanced at me, I couldn't figure it out, where I was evil from head to toe!

"Hmph, too, looking at the guy's aura covering his face, and wearing black, he is definitely not a good person, did he do anything to you? If it tarnishes your innocence, I'll cut off his little brother!" ”

I had a lot of beasts running through my head, it was a rabbit, and it was a rabbit as tall as a man, how could I have that idea of a rabbit! Also, what fairy would say that he wants to cut people's little brother!

At this moment, I have to admit that all the impressions in my heart that fairies are beautiful, kind, and gentle and ladies, have all disappeared.

The world is so cruel, it turns out that there are such free and easy female men among the immortals!

"Hmph, I won't talk nonsense with you, since it's your friend, then I'll spare his life and go first, otherwise the old pervert who killed the gentleman saw me, and I would have to be endlessly entangled. Let's go! ”

The poisonous dragon is really leaving, how can I let her go, without the time travel mirror, it will be difficult for me to go back.

"Please stay."

I made a joke and said.

"Huh? Anything else? ”

The poisonous dragon gave me a bad look.

"That's right, I accidentally traveled back from the future, so I hope to borrow your time travel mirror to let me return to the future."

I said it truthfully.

"What's that? Want to borrow the old lady's time travel mirror? There are no doors, not even windows, get out of the way, don't get in the way here. Wait until the gentleman finds me, I'll be the first to kill you. ”

I'm really in tears, this woman is simply an outstanding representative of a female man, the words are so in place, old lady, get out, kill you.

Seeing that I was deflated, Jade Rabbit stood aside and snickered.

"Jade Rabbit, did you tell him that the old lady has a time travel mirror?"

The poisonous dragon real person walked to the side of the jade rabbit, grabbed the ear of the jade rabbit, and the painful jade rabbit shook his hand vigorously, saying that there was no way, and he apologized without listening.

"Hmph, the people of Chang'e in Guanghan Palace are really not good people, forget it, seeing that you have been very well-behaved in the past, I will spare you once. Time travel mirrors, you can borrow them if you want, but you have to beat me. ”

The words of the poisonous dragon real person made me stunned, and I almost didn't laugh out loud.

Even the Emperor of Heaven doesn't dare to say that he can win against me in front of me now, the strength of the Poison Dragon True Person is not as strong as the Emperor of Heaven and the Murder Gentleman, and he still wants to fight me.

"Okay."

I immediately agreed.

"But I have to say, I lent you the Time Travel Mirror if you won, but what if you lose? You don't necessarily have to let the old lady suffer. ”

The real dragon reached out and looked at me.

I smiled and took out the Shackles Immortal Demon Sword from the mustard seed space with my backhand.

"This sword is the body of the divine sword, immortal energy, demon soul symbiosis, the only immortal demon sword in the world, when the sword is released, it becomes chaos, if you can win me, this sword will be with you."

When I say this, I am waiting for the other party to agree. I know the quality of shackles, and few people can not be impressed.

However, what surprised me was that the poisonous dragon real person said: "It's so ugly, I don't want it." ”

I'm going to go! Isn't the shackle just like a shovel? Is it also wrong to look like a shovel? It's this mold when it's built, what's the solution!

"Forget it, look at your poor and sour face, just what kind of fairy and demon sword, this is not a place to compete, let's go outside."

The poisonous dragon said as he put down the wine jar and walked outside.

I glanced into the jar, and there was still half of it left undrunk.

"Why don't you drink it all?"

I asked.

"Hmph, wait a minute, the old pervert who killed the gentleman is coming, leave it for him."

The poisonous dragon said without looking back, I smiled slightly, I can guess the entanglement between the two.

After flying out of the river for several kilometers, we stood on the river, the competition between the two sides is not a death match, so it will not be a random fight, the rules are very simple, each make three moves, whoever can't bear it first will lose.

If you can bear it, you will have three more moves.

"Who's going to come first!"

The poisonous dragon real person stood in the air, and the immortal qi of the Tianzun level began to flow out, and he was really a master.

"Ladies first."

I made a gesture of please.

"Hey! I also learn what etiquette those birdmen from abroad are, okay, I'll do it first. ”

The poisonous dragon real man shouted with a big grin.

Her right hand gently stroked the black dragon mark on her face, and when she put her hand down, I saw that the black dragon mark on her face seemed to come to life, slowly unfolding from her face.

Then the mark slowly flew out, floating in the air, still yawning.

"Poison Dragon, this person offended me."

The poisonous dragon real man said to the little black dragon.

At this time, I realized the origin of her Dao name, which turned out to be because of this little dragon.

"Okay, okay, but this guy is hidden, I can't even see through him, I'll give it a try."

The little black dragon actually opened his mouth to speak! I was shocked, this inconspicuous-looking little dragon turned out to be a divine beast, and it was a very high-level divine beast!

Its body swelled in the air, and finally turned into a giant dragon and traveled through the sky, its black dragon scales emitting a charming light, passing through the sky, constantly flying between the clouds, and letting out a high-pitched dragon groan. "Haha, I haven't come out for a long time, it feels so good to fly!"

The poisonous dragon kept turning its body, and finally entrenched itself behind the poisonous dragon real person.

"Can pets and beasts be fine?"

I asked with a smile.

"Of course! But let me tell you first, this poisonous dragon of the old lady has been following me since I was a child, and now it has reached the point of a high-level divine beast, don't get some garbage to come out to deal with my poisonous dragon, a dead end. ”

The venomous dragon gave me a mocking look.

I smiled and patted the gourd, and then a burst of golden light erupted from the gourd, and in the golden light, Xiaohong turned into a giant beast and stood between the clouds, proud of the earth.

"I'm sleeping, how can I wake up!"

Xiaohong's first words after coming out were to scold and roar.

"Cut, you know how to sleep every day, look at other people's beasts, how well-behaved!"

I shouted at the poisonous dragon.

Xiaohong raised her head and glared at the poisonous dragon opposite.

The poisonous dragon laughed.

"Look at the relationship between you and your pet, your own pet can't handle it, isn't it just a Pixiu? The main divine beast is just a juvenile, it looks like it's still a juvenile, poisonous dragon, wait a minute, don't break this little doll. ”

The poisonous dragon laughed.

However, after a long time, there was no sound behind her, and the poisonous dragon became silent.

"I said, you'd better turn your head."

I smiled awkwardly and pointed at the poisonous dragon.

The poisonous dragon real person turned her head suddenly, but saw that the divine beast transformed by her poisonous dragon mark was lowered at this time, and the atmosphere did not dare to go out of the ground and entrench in the sky.

"What's wrong with you?"

The poisonous dragon real person was taken aback.

"Hurry up and let me go back, it's a holy beast! Nima is a holy beast of the same level as Nuwa! ”

The poisonous dragon turned into a mass of imprints and floated back to the face of the poisonous dragon real person.

I looked at the face of the poisonous dragon real person, and it turned iron blue at this time!

"Is this the first shot? You have two more chances. ”

I said with a smile.

As soon as he raised his hand, he took out the Sun-Shooting Longbow and Sun-Shooting Arrow from the mustard seed space, and looked at the poisonous dragon real person without saying a word.

She caught a glimpse of the two treasures in my hand, and there was an irrepressible look of shock in her eyes.

"Do you want to fight?"

I asked.

"No, don't fight, don't fight."

To my surprise, she blushed when she saw my treasure! This female man actually blushed!

"You, if you want a time travel mirror, people will give it to you, don't hit me with that treasure, En'......"

The poisonous dragon real person is like a different person, just now she was a girl, and she became a little girl in an instant! I went and I was shocked by what happened.

At this time, Yutu walked up to me and whispered: "The poisonous dragon real person likes powerful men, she had a crush on the Emperor of Heaven for a long time, but the Emperor of Heaven didn't want her, so she left the Heavenly Court in a fit of anger." ”

Hearing Jade Rabbit's words, I suddenly had a feeling of the end of the world!

it, this won't like me!

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