Chapter 57

Yao Yiyue looked at the pitiful "appointment" on the phone, and couldn't cry or laugh.

What the hell, she just sighed. Yao Yiyue really wondered if Zhan Shaoang was in the water, and his reaction was slower than others, and he often couldn't figure out whether it was normal or a joke. Obviously a Chinese, but often can't understand Chinese, completely living in his own world.

"Then you come out, I'll take you to play!" In Yao Yiyue's heart, although Zhan Shaoang is older than himself, he is clearly a child in terms of intelligence.

Zhan Shaoang replied: "Okay, what are you playing?" ”

Yao Yiyue rolled her eyes: "Take you to set off fireworks, don't ink, come out quickly." Give you 20 minutes, take a taxi out, remember to bring the money! ”

Zhan Shaoang let out an "oh", and there was no reply. Yao Yiyue guarded a large number of fireworks by herself, watching others go and come one after another.

It's dark, and the people of Zhan Shaoang haven't come yet. Yao Yiyue couldn't help but call him: "Where have you been?" Why haven't you come after so long? ”

Zhan Shaoang said honestly: "Jiang is so big, I can't find you!" ”

Yao Yiyue almost vomited a mouthful of old blood: "But where the crowd is, just like this, you can't find it!" ”

Zhan Shaoang responded aggrievedly: "Oh, master driver, let's go to a place where there are people!" ”

Hearing this, Yao Yiyue really wanted him to hurry home, forget it, and the road idiot will be even more serious after a year.

Seeing Zhan Shaoang getting off the taxi, Yao Yiyue stepped forward a few steps forward and twisted his ears to the ice.

"Oops, oops, you're pulling my ears again!" Anyway, he was also a big man of more than 1.80 meters, and he was led by him like a little chicken.

"I've really convinced you, it's dark, and you haven't found me yet. You're really good, hey, how can you go out like this! Yao Yiyue almost wanted to give Zhan Shaoang a thumbs up, and couldn't figure out what he could do in the future if he stopped drawing comics.

"I'm always followed when I go out." Zhan Shaoang thought about it and said embarrassedly.

"The hotel is either your own home or someone else's book." Yao Yiyue gritted her teeth: "Your life is really good, I am worried about your mother." ”

Zhan Shaoang looked innocent and asked rhetorically, "What are you worried about?" ”

"What kind of daughter-in-law is it good to find, will a person like you still be able to get a wife in the future? How can you please girls, you can't even please girls, let alone difficult mothers-in-law. "Yao Yiyue is on fire for him, how difficult it is for such a person to live. Be friends with this fool, and think of yourself as a good deed.

Yao Yi happily pulled Zhan Shaoang and set up the fireworks he bought. Hand him a lighter: "It's okay to light fireworks, right?" ”

Zhan Shaoang nodded hurriedly: "Oh, this should be a boy." You wait, I'll come. ”

After speaking, he snatched the lighter in Yao Yiyue's hand and ran to the fireworks. Fortunately, the fireworks are not complicated, and you can set them off by figuring out * and turning on the lighter.

"Knock, knock, knock" fireworks rushed into the sky one by one, blooming gorgeous roses.

"Boom, boom, boom" The dazzling meteors collided together and struck a different kind of spark.

"Fire, fire, ahhhh Just when Yao Yiyue was watching with relish, a woman's scream came from her ears.

She turned her head sideways and saw that the long down jacket on Zhan Shaoang's body had been caught by Mars. Although it is not to the extent of spontaneous combustion, it is still the bottom-up spread of small Mars.

Zhan Shaoang himself hadn't found out yet, and was excitedly lighting fireworks for Yao Yiyue one by one.

"Oh my God!" Yao Yiyue sighed, stepped forward and grabbed Zhan Shaoang, who was running around: "Your clothes are on!" ”

Zhan Shaoang was slightly stunned, and lowered his head to look at the flames that kept rising at the corner of his clothes. He actually bent down and opened his mouth to blow hard, his mouth puffed up and he was sweating profusely from blowing hard, and the fire on Zhan Shaoang's body did not decrease at all.

Yao Yiyue looked up at the sky, she didn't know why she had to be in a situation every time she appeared with Zhan Shaoang. I don't understand how incompatible the two of them are, every time there is such a farce of earth-shattering ghosts and gods.

Although he had this doubt, Zhan Shaoang's embarrassment had already made Yao Yiyue laugh. Seeing that he was anxious and had no way to solve it, she really felt that this idiot was sent by God to tease her.

She stepped forward and kicked Zhan Shaoang's knee, pressing his shoulder with one hand and his waist with the other. insisted on pressing Zhan Shaoang to the ground, and he raised his foot and kicked the corner of his clothes. Hands and feet used to destroy that little bit of spark, and by this time he was exhausted and out of breath.

"I'm really convinced, I'm really convinced." Yao Yiyue held her stomach and laughed: "You tell me the truth, did you ever get lost when you were a child?" If you don't kidnap people twenty or thirty times, it's disrespectful to their profession. ”

This IQ rice transplant has been wronged, and he is only worthy of being a disabled rich second generation who has clothes to reach out for food and open his mouth.

Zhan Shaoang got up from the ground and looked at Yao Yiyue, who was trembling with smiling flowers. Tooth asked, "Isn't it funny?" ”

"Hahahaha!"

Someone has completely forgotten about his personal image and slapped his thighs arrogantly. Tilting his head to show his white teeth, wanton laughter floated throughout the river.

"Haha, ah, ah! I'm tired of laughing! Yao Yiyue's forehead was sweating, and her body was a little weak.

Zhan Shaoang hurriedly stepped forward to help her, watching her smile happily. A pair of beautiful eyes glowed, and joy went straight to the bottom of my heart through my eyes.

"Are you happy?" Zhan Shaoang stared at Yao Yiyue, his eyes were gentle like water.

Yao Yiyue nodded heavily and let out a hearty laugh: "Happy, very happy." ”

Zhan Shaoang secretly breathed a sigh of relief, lowered his head and said to Yao Yiyue: "When I came, I heard the driver say. There's a 12 o'clock New Year's Eve show in a mall. Why don't we go and see, isn't it fun? ”

Yao Yiyue hesitated for a moment and asked worriedly: "Chinese New Year's Eve, do your family know that you came out to play?" ”

She glanced at the time and urged Zhan Shaoang to say, "It's almost time to have a Chinese New Year's Eve dinner, you go home." ”

Zhan Shaoang said disapprerovitically: "I won't eat until twelve o'clock, and we will go home after the New Year's Eve." Anyway, I'm going to eat for a while, so I'm not in a hurry. ”

Yao Yiyue touched her nose, still a little hesitant. I don't know how to choose, I don't want to live alone, and I don't want to let Zhan Shaoang go home so late.

"Then let's go see if it's interesting, and if not, go home early?" Yao Yiyue proposed.

Zhan Shaoang nodded, and the two walked to the side of the road to find a car to leave.

There were many taxi drivers waiting in front of you, but there were even more people who came out to set off fireworks. The two of them waited for a long time and didn't stop a car that was willing to run over.

"Handsome guy, buy a bouquet of flowers for this beautiful little girl next to you!" The two stood on the side of the road and waited, and a little girl came over with a large handful of roses in her arms.

"Today is the thirtieth day of the Chinese New Year's Eve, and it is not Valentine's Day. Anyone else came out to sell roses? Yao Yiyue looked at the little girl in astonishment, and the latter said embarrassedly: "There are always people who can't rush back, it's boring to celebrate the New Year alone, it's better to come out and sell flowers." ”

The little girl is down-and-out and generous, and she doesn't seem to mind whether she is lonely or not. She looked up and asked Zhan Shaoang with a smile: "Handsome guy, it's the New Year, give your girlfriend a bouquet of flowers." It's not expensive at all, 30 yuan a bunch. ”

"Hey! We're not a couple! Yao Yiyue frowned and stood in front of Zhan Shaoang: "What kind of eyes do you have, we are dragon and phoenix fetuses!" ”

The little girl looked at the two of them in surprise, and Zhan Shaoang couldn't help but turn his face sideways to look at Yao Yiyue. I saw Yao Yiyue clasping her hands on her shoulders and pouting, "Don't we look alike?" Actually said that we are a couple! ”

She pursed her lips as she spoke: "I originally wanted to buy two bouquets, but now I'm not in the mood." Why don't you sell me two bunches of fifty dollars. ”

Zhan Shaoang snorted and burst out laughing, she wanted to bargain for a long time. I didn't expect there to be such a novel method of bargaining, what a little girl with strange bones.

Thinking of this, he stretched out his hand and pulled Yao Yiyue away from him, and said to the little girl who sold flowers with a pleasant face: "Sell me all the flowers you have here, no need to bargain." ”

As he spoke, he took out his wallet from his pocket and said to the little girl, "But you have to make it look good for me, or she won't want it." ”

When the little girl heard this, she nodded again and again: "Okay, okay, I still have beautiful cellophane." Wait a minute, I'll give you a nice bag. ”

Yao Yiyue saw that Zhan Shaoang was extremely generous, and angrily stretched out his hand and twisted it on his arm. Gritted teeth: What about the loser!

However, she also understands Zhan Shaoang's feelings, and she can't bear to be a little girl who has to stand on the street to sell flowers during the New Year.

The little girl handed the wrapped bouquet of roses to Yao Yiyue and smiled sweetly: "Happy New Year!" ”

Yao Yiyue nodded perfunctorily and said, "Well, Happy New Year, Wishing you prosperity." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Zhan Shaoang stopped the taxi, and the two got in the car, Yao Yiyue fiddled with the roses and bared her teeth at Zhan Shaoang: "You said that the first bouquet of roses I received in my life, why did you send it?" Oops, I didn't feel it at all. ”

The driver in front of him was amused: "Oh, little girl, what kind of feeling do you imagine it should be." ”

"I'm excited, I'm so happy." Yao Yiyue casually threw the roses on Zhan Shaoang: "The key is that I didn't bargain, I was unhappy." Even if it's a dollar cheaper, I feel comfortable. ”

Zhan Shaoang disagreed: "Just bargain at ordinary times, forget about the New Year today." You see how pitiful she is, if it weren't for the hard time, who would have come out to work in the Chinese New Year's Eve. I guess I can't eat. ”

Yao Yiyue glanced at the taxi driver and secretly pinched Zhan Shaoang's leg fiercely below.

"Shut up。。。。。"