Recently, it has become popular to find ancient poems and verses with similar meanings to various modern buzzwords, so as to prove that the ancients were astonishing and the people of today are half-blind and degenerate. Kousheng found it very interesting, so he might as well follow the corresponding content of "Xuankun Strange History" and temporarily change a few pairs, as follows:

1. Buzzword: Toads want to eat swan meat!

The ancient style of different historical records corresponds: ordinary people are bound to become the lords of heaven and earth, and thousands of miles of clouds climb phoenixes. (Notes on the History of the Other: No one doesn't understand, right?)

2. Buzzword: Die before leaving the school, which often makes heroes cry.

Correspondence with the ancient style of different historical records: Nine thousand changes are received in different days, and the underworld is not sharpened. (Notes on different histories: Since he took over Yue Shen Qianqing's deep boudoir stunt "Nine Thousand Changes", he was unable to afford kidney weakness and died of illness.) Since then, Qian Qing has inherited the underworld of the husband domain and expanded the territory of the six industries without spending a single soldier. ）

3. Buzzwords: Are you kidding me?

Correspondence with the ancient style of different historical records: it is still terrible to kill the husband and usurp the throne, but the army Xuanben is alone? (Notes on different historical records: and listen to the decomposition later)

4. Buzzword: Can you still have a good time?

The ancient style of different historical records corresponds: the goddess Tianshu collapses and fights, and Qian Qinghua sings to fight for the husband and turtle. (Turtle, in the different histories, refers to the husband of the beast god.) For this link, please refer to the different historical records of "The Fetal God Defeated the Gluttonous Ancestor, and the Magnificent Marriage Marriage Number Mingjun", in which the Yue God Qianqing and the Fetal God Hua Ge went to the competition of the gluttonous god Gu Mingjun to recruit relatives, and almost fought to the death for this proud husband who cooked the food of the Nine Realms. ）

5. Buzzword: Sven scum pretends to be a criminal.

Correspondence with the ancient style of different histories: Gu Ying sighed. (Everyone understands in seconds and doesn't explain)

6. Buzzword: Enough of you!

Correspondence with the ancient style of different historical records: Xiaoqingxiang shirt shows the corner of the hall, Huanying thousands of gods are naked and cold, the streamer flashes the class tablet, and one person carries it in the hanging hall. (Notes on different historical records: Qian Qing secretly went to the public bathhouse of the male god ---- secretly took nude photos of the major male gods in the Huanying Palace for the sake of Jiukun Boutique, which made an exclusive breaking news photo: "Huanying Cha Leak" album.) When he held up the class monument and took a secret photo, the corner of the skirt was discovered by the male god, so he was picked up and hung in the center of the male god's bathhouse to set an example. ）

7. Buzzwords: ruthless, shameless, vexatious...

Correspondence with the ancient style of different historical records: the soft golden gun is always love, and the old marks are stacked with new wounds. (Notes on different histories: Qian Qing instructed Kuang Yitian to go to the Huanying Palace to secretly take nude photos of the male gods in order to make huge profits, Kuang Yitian refused: "Yue'er, even if we are really short of money, we must live with dignity, not to mention that we are not lacking!" Qian Qing: "Yes! Brother Kuang, even if the soldiers are at a loss in the city, they can't deceive the women of the sleeping good family to solve their urgent needs, and they want to live with dignity!" Kuang Yitian was poked by Qian Qing in a row, hurting the liver and vomiting blood, Qian Qing explained that she had only used her fingers to poke Kuang Yitian instead of the rainbow gold gun for many years, similar to massage, not lethal, inherently said: The soft golden gun is always love, and the dark light is injured and wounded. ）