"Good, very beautiful, very meaningful."

"Hot dogs are becoming more and more literary now, and they are simply literati."

"Great poet, hahaha......"

The members of the Athletic Pirate Corps applauded and applauded.

The surrounding crowd had black lines on their faces, and they knew that this would be the result, what kind of poem is this, this, all worthy of being called poetry? Also literati, still, can you not insult these two words!

The hot dog hummed a little song proudly, and looked at Ling Xiu defiantly.

"Your mother, a literati, your mother, a great poet, you don't understand bullshit, it's like a fucking chanting, it's beautiful, and it's still a fucking artistic conception, are you all stupid and forceful?" Zhang Yifei scolded, put his hands on his waist, and spittled stars.

The surrounding crowd felt comfortable for a while, thinking: Someone finally said their heart, and that was originally a poem that was not as good as bullshit.

The members of the Athletic Pirate Regiment glared angrily......

Ye Siyan turned her head and said coldly: "Zhang Yifei, put your mouth clean for me, if you can't put it clean, the old lady can clean it up for you!" ”

pulled out a third of the embroidered spring knife in his arms, and the blade was blooming with a bright cold light, the meaning was self-evident, naturally it was to cut the tongue.

Zhang Yifei shivered, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said: "Lao Ye, you can't be so domineering, brother This is an objective evaluation, and he doesn't mean to insult your subordinates, the poems he chanted are indeed bullshit, just like a piece of shit, but he still feels good about himself there, complacent, thinking that he has recited a superb poem, this is not a big fool or a force." ”

The surrounding crowd subconsciously nodded, as if to say: That's it.

"The surname is Zhang, even if you are my uncle, but you insult me so much, I will never agree!"

The hot dog was so annoyed that he couldn't help but slap the oil surface, and the hot oil splashed out and splashed onto the ground around the cauldron. He was really annoyed, what he was proud of was never the ability to withstand heat, but the ability to write poems with his mouth open, he always felt that the poems he wrote were extremely good poems with rich emotions and beautiful artistic conceptions, but at the moment he was so belittled, how could he not be angry.

"Insulting you? Who insulted you, brother told the truth that his grandmother was at fault? Tell you, you're a stupid, coercive, stupid person who doesn't know what good poetry is, don't accept it? Let's go head-to-head! Zhang Yifei raised his fist, his face full of provocation.

"I'll fuck you......"

The hot dog was furious, and the whole person stood up from the oil pot, and he was about to teach Zhang Yifei a good lesson.

Ye Siyan waved his hand to stop him and reminded: "Hot dog, you are still competing, wait until the game is over." ”

"Captain, but he's too deceitful, I'm ......"

"Huh?"

Ye Siyan gave a cold look, although the hot dog had a lot of unwillingness in his heart, he finally sat back in the oil pot.

At this moment, Ling Xiu shook his head, and sighed helplessly in his heart, he could have figured it out, Zhang Yifei wanted to provoke the other party to leave the oil pot and end this competition quickly, but the way he used it was a little unkind.

"Zhang Yifei, put away your little thoughts, the old lady has already seen through it!" Ye Siyan said coldly.

"See through?"

Zhang Yifei pretended to be deaf and dumb, and said, "What have you seen through?" Not to mention that you can also see through and see Brother Guang's bodybuilding. ”

Ye Siyan was so angry that she gritted her teeth, she couldn't hold back any longer, the embroidered spring knife came out of the sheath with a "swish", and the tip of the knife pointed directly, just ten centimeters away from being able to really touch Zhang Yifei's neck.

"Don't be here in this poor mouth, do you believe that the old lady will let you see blood now?"

"Spicy next door, Lao Ye, can you be reasonable, brother is really not poor, just your subordinate called Hot Dog, the poem he sings is a piece of, the poem written by my brother is definitely a hundred times better than his, or even ten thousand times." Zhang Yifei had no fear on his face and frowned.

"You can also compose poetry?"

Ye Siyan snorted coldly, "Even if you don't leave your mouth all day long, can you also compose poetry?" Zhang Yifei, are you telling a joke to my mother? But the joke wasn't funny at all. ”

"What, don't you believe it?" Zhang Yifei's facial expression is quite rich.

"Fuck you, don't give me nonsense there, if you can compose poetry, I will immediately kneel down and kowtow to you, worship you as a teacher!" Where does the hot dog care about Zhang Yifei's aunt's identity now, and he scolded excitedly.

"What a cat or dog dares to say that he can write poetry."

"Don't say that, he's our uncle."

"What about my uncle, doesn't he himself want to admit it?"

The members of the competitive pirate group are quite dissatisfied with Zhang Yifei, no wonder, hot dog is the god of poetry in their minds, and at this moment, someone actually challenges hot dog, which is like provoking all of them, everyone is a hot-blooded young man, where can they stand such anger.

"The spicy one next door, it seems that if you don't let you see how powerful Brother Zhi is, you won't be convinced."

Zhang Yifei rolled up his sleeves, revealing his sturdy arms, "Brother Na will compose a poem now, so that you can have a good feel for what poetry is." ”

"Pretend!"

"That's it, pretending to be something!"

"Let him pretend, and we'll wait to see how long he can pretend."

The members of the Athletic Pirate Regiment were full of ridicule.

Zhang Yifei coughed a few times, and slowly recited: "The autumn sky is clear, and the southern expedition is alone; The wind is rushing and the frost is cold, and the clouds are open and the moon is terror; The plug is timid, and the shadow disappears; Looking out of the sky, nostalgia is full of life. ”

Although he read it without emotion, every word and sentence echoed in the whole space like a swan song for the ages, as if he had seen the war scene of the north wind howling and freezing thousands of miles.

After the poem, the audience was silent, death-like silence, even if people who don't understand poetry listen to it, they can feel the beauty and gorgeousness of this poem, as well as the indescribable abrupt feelings.

Ling Xiu almost sprayed, Zhang Yifei This is a naked, naked plagiarism of the poetry of the original world, this poem is obviously Qian Qi's "Sending the Wild Goose", once in a university poetry conference, their class used it as a theme for the appreciation of beautiful poetry, but I didn't expect it to be firmly remembered by Zhang Yifei.

Jiang Haojun and Shu Yao were quite surprised, they didn't expect Zhang Yifei to really compose poetry.

"Ahem...... What's wrong with you? Brother, how is this poem, do you evaluate it? Zhang Yifei coughed dryly, cleared his throat and shouted at the stunned crowd.

"Good poetry!" A voice rang out from the crowd around them.

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and more and more words of appreciation sounded.

"Straightforward lyrics, concise writing, neat poems, definitely the most beautiful poem I have ever heard in my life."

"The resignation rhyme is beautiful, the idea is elegant, it is really a good poem!"

"Sprinkled, euphemistic, lingering and moving, I ...... I was so moved that I cried......"

There is not a single bad review, it is all praise in the direction of the extreme.

All this was expected by Zhang Yifei, he looked at the members of the competitive pirate group and found that they were all dumbfounded, especially the hot dog in the oil pot, and the eyes looked at him very differently at this moment.

I was very proud in my heart: "The spicy next door, my brother can't believe that he can't stop you, and if he doesn't end the oil pot competition, Lao Ling won't really burp wow." ”

(End of chapter)