When a woman hasn't seen a man for too long, she forgets about him.

A group of women who haven't seen a man in too long will go crazy.

Are all the girls in college so crazy? So incredible?

"You're right!"

I smiled and replied aloud to the girl in the classroom.

I'm here to get close to Sun Yuting this time, and I'm here to infiltrate their team as a spy.

"Whew!"

An overriding voice rang out from the crowd.

Following this voice, I saw Sun Yuting.

Sun Yuting herself is even more beautiful and good-looking in the photo.

"You're worthy of it!" After Sun Yuting finished speaking, she shouted at the girls around her, "Hit him!" ”

With this shout, countless books flew towards me!

At this moment, I had no choice but to hide behind the podium with my head in my hands.

I noticed that there were five boys inside, all of them curled up in the corners and shivering, without the slightest manly spirit.

Could it be that they have already experienced such inhuman treatment?

I see! I'm not here on campus, I'm here in Pansi Cave, where there is a group of man-eating female goblins.

As a man, how can you bend your knees under a woman?

I stood up and shouted at the crowd below, "That's pretty much it!" We're all classmates! ”

Before he could finish speaking, a water bag flew over.

I quickly avoided it.

The water bag "snapped" and hit the blackboard in the back.

"Poof......

The transparent liquid splashed everywhere and asked with a strange voice.

The bag fell next to me, and when I took a closer look, it turned out to be "Bi Yuntao"

I, Nima, are so lawless with these people!

"That's enough, that's pretty much it!" I yelled loudly, and next to me, I saw a pair of beautiful legs.

Looking up at it, I swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Then I saw a handsome face, a very beautiful girl.

"Who is your dad? What's in your house? ”

She looked at me with a smirk.

"O peasant!" I replied.

"Haha...... Peasants, peasants also dare to come to us to intervene? Who gave you courage? ”

She punched something out at me, and I reached out and caught it.

The bag of "pop ......" suddenly spread out, it was flour, and it was all flour.

The flour covered my whole body, and I was like a plasterer.

Laughter, laughter throughout the classroom.

I silently clenched my fists, then gritted my teeth hard.

The female classmate in front of her is very beautiful, with very white skin and a good heart.

But why is psychopathic so perverted?

What happened to the peasants? Are the peasants not qualified to join you?

Do the peasants deserve to be bullied by you?

At this moment, I wish it was a boy who hit me with a sandbag in front of me! In this way, I can punch out without hesitation.

"What? Are you not convinced? ”

The girl in front of me looked at me and asked.

"No! I'm so happy! ”

"Happy, huh? Then I'll have another one! All of a sudden, the girl hit me with a punching bag on the head.

Flour sprinkled a little down my head.

"Cool, very cool! Is there anything else? I asked loudly at the girl. The girl was stunned for a moment and didn't react!

"Gone? Is it just a little trick? I asked, looking out loud at the people around me.

"Hehe......" I laughed, "it's my turn if I don't have it!" ”

I looked at one and found a glass bottle on the table in front of me, I walked over and picked it up, looked at the girls around me and smiled: "You can't be a social person if you don't tattoo Peppa Pig!" ”

After saying that, he took the bottle and slapped it on the head.

"Smack!" Broken glass splattered in all directions, and a stream of heat ran down his head.

"You're so brave, aren't you? We rural people have never been afraid of anyone! Come on...... Who's afraid of whom? ”

Ruthless? You're still a little tender, I slapped a brick on the head last time!

I'm not talking about it, I'm saying it: all of you in this room are rubbish.

Don't think that with the same nine-year compulsory education, everyone can be just as good!

The classroom was silent for about ten seconds, and then I heard Sun Yuting shouting loudly from behind: "Sick, he's sick, neurotic!" There's a neurotic in our class! ”

At this time, a teacher came to class, an old man in his fifties, he came over to look at me carefully, and then asked, "What is wrong with you, classmate?" ”

Before I could answer, a girl said, "Teacher, he's sick, he's a psychopath!" ”

When the teacher heard this, his face suddenly sank: "Neuropathy? I think so! ”

As soon as I heard the teacher's words, I wiped the flour on my face, then looked at the teacher and said, "Teacher, you don't have to go to jail for killing people with neuropathy!" ”

Because of this sentence, I was taken to the infirmary by six people from the security department, and after being examined layer by layer, I was released only after confirming that I was a normal person.

Hu Dan's first day at university was so thrilling. The students are crazy, and so are the teachers. Fortunately, I didn't get in.

When I got back to the classroom, I realized that the teacher was actually a philosophy teacher.

I answered the room and found a seat in the last row and sat down.

Everybody here says I'm a psychopath, but I've found that they're the biggest neurotics.

I had just sat down when a guy with small eyes handed me a note.

I opened it and saw that there was a sentence written on it:

"Crazy brother, can you be our boss?"

Seeing this, I immediately cried and laughed, and when I looked sideways, the five boys next to me nodded at me at the same time.

It seems that this is still the opinion they have been passing.

"Get out! Five wrecks! I don't look like a man! ”

I quickly recovered from the slip of paper and threw it over.

Soon, the note came again: "Crazy brother, you just didn't know how powerful these feminists are!" ”

"But that's it!" I reverted.

The bell rang after class, and a girl named Wu Ting next to Sun Yuting suddenly shouted:

"Cat and dog, bring all your notes!"

"Notes? What note? Nope! ”

It turned out that they admitted that they were cats and dogs......

"Hurry up!" Wu Ting roared, and the cat and dog immediately handed it over obediently.

"Huh...... But so? Boy, are you crazy? ”

Wu Ting came over with a piece of girls!

Soon, they surrounded me with a stream of peaches, two for each person, probably in different shapes and tastes.

"What about madness? Do you want to open the bottle with you? I don't care! ”

I thought that the broken bottle of brain melon just now had successfully scared them, but I didn't expect that this group of people was really fat.

In the past, on the construction site, as soon as the bricks were opened, the migrant workers were frightened, but this group of lawless female college students were not afraid?

"Are farmers so crazy?" Wu Ting asked me.

Speaking of which, Wu Ting is also very beautiful, with a melon seed face and big eyes, very much like a lady, who turned her into a shrew?

"Huh...... It's not just crazy, it's strong, it's long enough, it's good enough, it's high in hits, do you want to try it? ”

"Hooligans!" Wu Ting scolded.

"It's all a fox on a mountain, what else are you talking to me about fasting?"

"Wu Ting, scold well, he is not only a hooligan, but also a dog thief!"

The voice of the beautiful head teacher Zhao Shuqing came from behind.

I wondered, how could they become wolves like wolves?

Hearing Zhao Shuqing's words, I could only sneer.

What the am I going to do with you, I'm going to be a dog thief?

I looked at Zhao Shuqing's face and figure, and I guessed that her fate was fire in the five elements, and she could be in the public service department, and she should have the right to be a class teacher.

The fire life is printed as wood, and the temper is a little impatient, that is, the eight characters are hot. But he didn't bring eyes, which proves that the fire is full of leaks, and there are food gods or injured officers.

Today is Renshui, my seven kills of Binghuo, but looking at her appearance, she is very calm, she should be a Zhengguan, so I judge that she is Ding Huo!

I am Yang Huo, you are Ding Huo.

Today, you can hold me down, and tomorrow I will turn over as a serf and sing!

Then analyze the age, twenty-six seven, that is, two or three years older than me, if it is a seal, it should be Jiayin, or Yimao.

Counting the days, she will soon be synthesizing the water bureau, and her body will need to do that to vent......

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