At this time, Yu Wenhang shook his head with a wry smile and said, "Hehe, that's me too stupid, but now I can see it, since she loves to follow others, let her follow!" I am poor and have no money. So people shouldn't look down on me. ”

"Brother, you don't lie to me. Do you see it? Except that Ji Cheng didn't drink when he came back today, you didn't hide and get drunk a few days ago? When Yu Wenjing heard her brother say this, she immediately exposed his thoughts.

Seeing Yu Wenjing tell her thoughts, Yu Wenhang was embarrassed for a while, and said: "Don't mention the past, let's go to dinner quickly, and then accompany Brother Ji to buy some clothes." ”

Seeing that Yu Wenhang deliberately avoided this topic, we didn't mention it anymore, and after eating, we went to the clothing store, intending to buy two clothes to wear.

But then I was a little embarrassed and said, "Well, you also know that I just changed people." So I don't have any money, can you help me cushion it first, and then pay it back to you when I have money in the future? ”

As soon as I heard this, Yu Wenjing laughed, and Yu Wenhang patted me on the shoulder and said, "Brother Ji, if you want to say that, you just don't treat me as a brother, don't talk about anything else, let's look at the clothes first!" ”

When I heard what he said, I was moved in my heart, and I knew that the two brothers and sisters had never treated me as an outsider. In fact, it was said that I was buying clothes, but it turned out that Yu Wenjing was helping me choose, because I didn't know what kind of clothes to wear, and after buying the clothes, I went to get a haircut, but when I finished the haircut, the shopkeeper actually gave me money.

I didn't react, but he told me that my hair was so good that they could sell it for money, and that there was still a lot of money, so they made up some money for me first.

After listening to him, I was not polite and took the money directly. It's not a hundred dollars, but I know what this guy is thinking, he plans to give me some sweetness, and then let me come to him for a haircut in the future.

I guess my hair is so good, probably because I'm a monster, these guys are quite discerning, and they can see that my hair is different.

After all this, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening, and we were going back to rest. But just as we walked around the corner of a department store, Yu Wenhang was stunned.

I asked him what was wrong, he didn't speak, just stared straight ahead, I followed his gaze and saw a black sedan parked there, still shaking slightly.

At this time, Yu Wenjing also saw it, and said angrily: "It turned out to be that bastard's car, probably doing something unseemly with that slut in the car!" ”

As soon as he said this, I immediately understood what was going on, the car in front should be the car of the boy he said, and inside it should be Yu Wenhang's ex-girlfriend, who is currently playing vibration with that guy in the car.

I smiled, walked softly to a corner that no one saw, and then secretly turned into a small snake, and then climbed next to the car, only to hear a burst of wheezing and a woman's soft cry inside, and judging by the frequency of the car shaking, there must be someone playing some ambiguous game inside.

I slapped his car door with my tail, and all of a sudden, the sound inside stopped, and the car stopped shaking, and the people inside looked outside, as if they didn't see anyone.

I was about to continue the fight, I slapped the car door again, and then I only heard someone scolding inside, after a while, the man got dressed, and then opened the car door and walked down, but found that there was still no one, the man scolded: "What the hell, I heard someone knocking on the car door just now, why didn't I even see a ghost?" ”

While he was looking around, I quietly climbed into their car and slowly got into the cab seat. The remnants of the service are all gone.

Because when they were playing the big game, they were lying in the back row, so at this time I had to get into the front row first, and the man looked at the outside, but returned to the car.

After closing the door, he said to the woman: "Maybe I heard it wrong, there is no one outside, let's continue, yes, I was halfway through the game just now, and it was really a disappointment." ”

The woman laughed, and then didn't say anything, just took off her clothes and prepared to start exercising with the man, at this time I hid in front, and then planned to get bigger and give them some stimulation when they were fighting.

The two of them shook again without knowing it, and I slowly got out of my seat and crept up to them, while they were enjoying all this pleasure with their eyes closed.

And I instantly grew bigger, and then I put my head to their faces, and took a closer look at the expressions of these two people, and suddenly I felt a little unbearable.

At this time, I touched the man's body with my head, and motioned for him to come and see me, but the man thought that the woman was touching him, and he said, "Baby, why are your hands so cold!" ”

As a result, the woman under him said: "No, my hands are very warm, how can it be cold, I am sweating!" ”

"Huh?" Listening to the woman's words, the man seemed to react, the woman's hand was around his neck at this time, but who had just touched him?

Thinking of this, the man opened his eyes and looked at me at once: "Wow! Oh my god! ”

As soon as he finished screaming, he fell off the woman, and when he saw the man suddenly scream, the woman also opened her eyes, and then saw me too, and also shouted, "Ah, help! ”

And the woman's reaction seemed to be quicker than the man's, and she pulled the car door open, not even bothering to put on her clothes, and rushed out at once.

And the man also reacted, and when he saw that the car door was opened, he also rushed out of the car with a roll, and shouted while running: "Help, there is a python!" ”

And when I saw them in the car, they scared them away, and suddenly they turned into little snakes, and then slowly crawled out, I didn't intend to hurt them at all, I just wanted to scare them, and then make them make a fool of themselves.

When I crawled out, it was already a small snake, and no one noticed me at all, and after the man's call, all the eyes of the people shopping in the mall and the people shopping next to me were on the two of them, and some even took out their mobile phones while laughing.

At this time, I quietly climbed to the corner just now, turned back into a person again, and then returned to Yu Wenhang and them, when they saw me, Yu Wenjing said: "I just said why did you suddenly disappear just now, it turned out to be a pair of dogs and men, haha, it's so fun." ”

I also laughed and said, "Well, it should be them, right?" ”

Yu Wenjing nodded and said, "Yes, it's them, now they will be famous, hehe!" ”

However, Yu Wenhang shook his head and said, "Alas, she can be regarded as self-inflicted!" ”

After saying that, he stopped looking at them, but walked towards the house, I knew that he probably saw that this woman was really making love with the man, so he felt a little uncomfortable, and at this time, he saw the woman he loved running naked on the street and becoming the laughing stock of others, which made him feel even more uncomfortable.

I caught up with him and said to him: "Brother Yuwen, I know you feel uncomfortable, but this kind of woman is not worthy of your love at all, in her eyes, as long as anyone has money, who is her husband, I think she is not worthy of following you, look at some!" ”

Yu Wenhang suddenly smiled and said, "Haha, don't worry, Brother Ji, I'm fine, why don't we have a drink tonight?" But don't worry, I'm not borrowing wine to drown my sorrows, I just want to drink with you! ”

I laughed too, then patted him and said, "Okay! ”

We didn't go to the restaurant, but bought some wine and drank it in his room, which was the first time I drank since I became a human being, and even Yu Wenjing drank with us.

One night, we talked a lot, but most of the time I was enlightening Yu Wenhang, and then I told them some of my previous things, and when I drank until the second half of the night, the two brothers and sisters were drunk, but I was still sober, because after I became a monster, this bit of alcohol did not have a narcotic effect on me.

I carried Yu Wenhang to the bed, and then carried Yu Wenjing to her room, I looked at her and said, "Sleep well, this time I will say goodbye, because I don't want you to follow me, take care of your brother!" ”