Chapter 207: Sherlock Holmes II
Jie Ziwei began to teach Yun Duoduo a lesson, educating his confused fiancée on how to have the consciousness of being a fiancée.
"You're my girl, my woman, my wife......"
"You have to be gentle and proactive, be intimate with me, do you understand the bird?"
"Ah......h
Yun Duoduo stretched, yawned and rolled her eyes at Jie Zi, she was sleepy, okay?
It's now more than eleven o'clock in the middle of the night, and it's about to be midnight.
She has to go to work tomorrow, unlike this wolf, she can continue to lie in the hospital bed and pretend to be dead to sleep, can she sleep?
"Listen to me, be my girl, you have to listen to me, what is teasing? This is the pleasure of the boudoir between husband and wife, more than that of a thrush......"
Jie Zi persevered slightly, and kept teaching him the fierce confused girl who had just attempted to murder her husband!
Yun Duoduo's eyes were closed, listless, and he was slightly held in his arms by Jie Ziwei, smelling the reassuring and fresh taste, and continued to meet Zhou Gong.
"Do you know how to be a woman? I'm going to make you a real woman, feminine......"
Jie Ziwei continued to train, and it felt so good to hug the confused girl, the small waist was not in a hand, and the feeling of weak willow supporting the wind. Warm as jade, smooth as silk, white and delicate, gliding past his fingertips. Jie Ziwei, who had been taught once, sadly found that he was only abused now.
The injuries on the body are very serious, and the movement will affect the wound, and the excessive blood loss is also a little weak.
After raising it for a few days, he still couldn't regain his original strength, so he taught Yun Duoduo to take down Yun Duoduo easily.
Fortunately, Yun Duoduo promised him that he could stay in her boudoir this weekend and have a lot of opportunities to train his chicks.
"Whirring ......"
There was the sound of even and subtle breathing of the clouds in his ears, and Jie Zi gritted his teeth slightly, and at the critical moment when he was teaching the joy of the boudoir and the secret art in the room, this girl fell asleep!
He tried his best to say a bunch of words, but Yun Duoduo probably didn't listen to half of the words, pestered him in a gorgeous octopus pose, and fell asleep with him in his arms very fragrant and sweet.
After all, he is also a peerless beautiful man, attracting countless beauties to bend their waists, where has there ever been a woman lying next to him and being able to sleep sweetly and unconsciously?
Even if they wanted to sleep, those women were overworked and exhausted after a few lingering battles with him.
Tonight, he hasn't had time to make any in-depth contact with the clouds!
touched it and continued, kissed it a few times, making him toss and turn and have the urge to turn into a werewolf, this girl can sleep so irresponsibly?
The question is, how to solve his serious cravings and impatience.
The more serious question is, has he lost his charm in front of women?
The good thing is that he can continue to hold the clouds in peace, and sleep in the dire straits, without worrying about being kicked to the ground again.
"Clouds!"
Jie Zi gritted his teeth slightly and called out Yun Duoduo's name, reluctantly imprinted a kiss on Yun Duoduo's face, wrapped Yun Duoduo's hair around his fingers, and reached out to turn off the bedside light.
Darkness shrouded the room, and the two of them snuggled up to each other, one slept sweetly into a sweet dream, and hugged the big tree like a koala.
One couldn't sleep all night, and he couldn't wait to pounce on it immediately, knock the clouds down on the spot, and eat until he didn't even have bones left!
"The head is the head, that is, the head is usually too lazy to pick up girls, if the head is willing to make a move, where in the world will there be a head girl who can't do it? Look at the clouds so fierce and ferocious, all of them have been taken care of by the head. ”
"How do you know it's done?"
"Idiot, don't you see the lights turn on and off?"
"How can that mean that the head has taken care of the lost sheep?"
"Shhhh This is a patent for the head, and the nickname for the sister-in-law is like only the sister-in-law can call the head mustard, haha......"
The big tail laughed ambiguously, and the little tail giggled along.
"You said that Yun Duoduo will really become the wife of the head?"
"I don't know, the mind of the head, how can I know."
"I think the avatar is serious, even the father-in-law came to see the son-in-law, and invited the father and daughter of Yunduoduo to dinner. Do you know? Yun Duoduo's father was hospitalized with an illness, which is said to be related to the head. ”
Little Tail said mysteriously, and put on a look that I knew a lot.
Big Tail pursed his lips and glanced at Little Tail with contempt: "Do you know how Dog Bear's grandmother died?" ”
"How did you die?"
"Just like you, stupid!"
"What do you mean? Do you know more secrets? ”
Little Tail asked unconvinced, with a disapproving expression.
"That night, I stayed at my sister-in-law's house and climbed into my sister-in-law's bed, which was the first time that our handsome head took the initiative to climb into a woman's bed. When the moon is dark and the wind is high, when werewolves are infested. That night, taking advantage of the sparse silence of pedestrians in the middle of the night, the head quietly sneaked into the ......"
The big tail is painted with sound and color, as if in front of the little tail's eyes, there are real scenes.
Jie Ziwei transformed into a werewolf on a moonlit night, sneaked into Yun Duoduo's house, and climbed into Yun Duoduo's bed.
"This led to a series of conspiracies and bloodshed on that night!"
Big Tail finally made a summary, and Little Tail touched the stubble on his chin: "Have you been keeping the wind outside, and even installed a monitor next to your sister-in-law's bed, so you can know so clearly that you won't miss even a detail?" ”
"Ahem...... Speculation, reasoning understands, right? For example, from the small detail of the lights suddenly turning on and going out, many things can be deduced. Some things don't have to be seen with your own eyes, and here's what tells you what's going on. Of course, a guy like you with a smooth brain and a dull cerebellum can only be sure of the details by what you see with your own eyes. ”
Little Tail snorted unconvinced: "Sherlock Holmes II, according to your reasoning, what does that detail just now say?" ”
Sleeping soundly and dreaming, it was very comfortable to use Jie Ziwei as a pillow and the clouds of the big tree, and completely ignored Jie Ziwei's enthusiasm and hunger, as well as the desire to transform into a werewolf on a moonlit night, and fell asleep.
Jie Ziwei, who was tormented and continued to suffer, couldn't even toss and turn, and was entangled by the limbs of the clouds, and could only stiffly maintain the fate of being a sad pillow.
Neither of them expected that in the car downstairs, two even more sad tails were speculating on what they were doing at the moment.
A light flashed in the distance, illuminating the gloomy eyes of Big Tail, who lay down on the seat he had reclined, a cigarette between his fingers, his eyes deep and contemplative, with a cold, sharp and connotative look, and spoke his analysis.
"Do you know why the lights are on?"
"Maybe it's because I feel that the lights are on and I can see clearly, I like to be under the bright lights, or make love with the girl during the day, and show the details!"
Little Tail's bad taste was fiercely despised by Big Tail, the cigarette in his hand stood up, and his mouth was pursed to the base of his ear and he looked at Little Tail with the same eyes as an idiot.
"You shouldn't call it Little Tail, it's a shame on me, you should call it Little White, short for Little Idiot. I wondered, how do you do SWAT? What is your training? Didn't you notice that not long after the lights came on, your head sneaked into the house and let out a miserable wail? ”
"Is there one?"
Little Tail was dazed for a moment, remembering that he had indeed heard a cry, but how could it not be said to be a wail, right?
"It's just someone screaming, maybe it's a nightmare, what does it have to do with the head?"
Big Tail looked like he hated iron but not steel: "How can you send out such a scum?" That's the head screaming, and the truth of the matter is this......"
Big Tail continued to speculate: "When I sneaked into the house, my sister-in-law had already fallen asleep, so I crept up and climbed into my sister-in-law's bed. After a while, the confused sister-in-law noticed that something was wrong, so she turned on the lamp at the bedside......"
Little Tail nodded and continued to pinch his beard stubble, as if there was some truth in reasoning.
From the flicker of a bedside lamp, the slight cry of Jie Zi, and the big tail, it was inferred that his wise and ruthless wolf captain was kicked off the bed by a fierce and fierce girl, and he almost died heroically!
His reasoning is infinitely closer to the truth!
"It's impossible, I'd rather die than scream, although this time the injury is very serious, but from beginning to end, I haven't heard the slightest cry of pain from my head!"
Little Tail insisted on maintaining the dignity of Meson, and didn't believe that Mesonwei would call out like that.
"An idiot is an idiot, Xiaobai is hopeless, is it normal to be hospitalized in front of my sister-in-law these days?"
"It's a little abnormal."
"Ahh
Little Tail barked, and a mustache was pulled out by him, and he looked up at the room of the clouds with some confusion. It seems that since this hospitalization, my head has not been normal, right?
Especially in front of the clouds, the moment when the cold and ruthless iron-blooded head turned into a weak and obedient sheep bleating, how many times, how many times, how many times was he messy in the wind?
has never been a girl, and has never been soaked by a girl, how can he degenerate to such a point?
"The lights go out, does it mean that the head has finally come up with a thunderbolt trick, the ultimate pickle girl cheats, and got rid of that fierce cloud?"
Big Tail spat out a smoke ring: "I speculate that the head used a beauty trick and a bitter meat trick to make my sister-in-law soft-hearted, and finally climbed into my sister-in-law's bed again!" ”
"So according to your Sherlock Holmes II reasoning, what did they do after the lights went out?"
The little tail drooled three thousand feet, looked upstairs, head, have you finally dealt with that fierce and wild confused girl?
Isn't it that in the future, we won't have to work hard downstairs to give you the wind?
It is an honor to be said to be the head of the tail, why is he a small tail?
He was willing to serve his head, but he drove his head in the middle of the night, sneaked into the house while the moon was dark and the wind was high, and he still had to control the wind in the car downstairs!
Is it easy for him to be a SWAT?