Fanwai Shui Muxia's Modern Journey III

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Shui Muxia doesn't know modern things, he doesn't know anything, so no matter how smart he is, it's useless; As for Concubine Liang, a foodie's brain is obviously not very smart, at least not so smart that it is exhaustive: for example, if the lady said that she wanted to appraise the price, she should have pulled Shui Muxia and ran; But she slowed down a few beats, until Miss Ren and the appraiser finished talking

What if they were thieves? She glanced at Mademoiselle and found that her gaze had avoided herself; One more look at the appraiser revealed that he was a little nervous. She then turned her head, which she didn't rotate often, and thought about it with the head that had been in the palace for a few years and had become smarter after a few years, and then suddenly jumped up and pulled Shui Muxia and ran.

If she doesn't run again, she will be invited to tea with Shui Muxia by the police uncle; Well, next, if they weren't treated as smugglers, they would be locked up as psychic diseases, or maybe they would be sent somewhere for secret research? Anyway, she didn't want to try any possibility, so she pulled Shui Muxia out of the pawnshop like a rabbit.

Shui Muxia didn't know why: "What are you running?" ”

But Concubine Liang didn't care to speak, so she dragged him into the alley on the side, and turned around and came to another street; Then she found that the police car kept ringing and ringing, and no matter how she ran, she would be found by the police. In the end, Shui Muxia somewhat understood that they were being chased, so she pointed to the clothes of the two: "We are too easy to be found." ”

Concubine Liang really wanted to cry without tears, and without a penny, they couldn't change their clothes or eat; Without ID cards, they didn't dare to see the police: they were not bad people, but they had to be chased by the police all over the streets, which she really never imagined in ancient times.

"What then?" Concubine Liang looked at Shui Muxia: "If we are caught, we can't speak clearly even if we are full of mouths, and we will definitely be arrested and imprisoned as bad people." ”

Although Shui Muxia was a little unimpressed, he was very unfamiliar with this world, so he decided to believe in Concubine Liang; After running to the small alley, he picked up Concubine Liang and jumped onto the roof, then avoided people's eyes, kept jumping high, and finally stopped at the top of a tall building.

For the time being, they were safe.

However, their old problems remained: no money, no place to sleep, and their stomachs were rumbling with hunger.

Shui Muxia looked at Concubine Liang in disbelief: "This is where you want to come back?" Although it was magical, he still thought it was much more comfortable to live in the original world. Well, the air here is very uncomfortable for him, and his throat is already a little uncomfortable.

The concubines sat on the tall building and drank until it was dark; Then Shui Muxia saw a surprising scene again, it turned out that this world was not dark at night, and there was light everywhere.

But at this time, he also found that in this world, even if he wanted to put down his body and become a thief, he was afraid that it would not be possible to steal the clothes and food he needed. Moreover, he still hasn't decided whether to wear the kind of clothes that show his arms and legs - it's really unruly.

Concubine Liang was so hungry that she begged for a long time, but Shui Muxia just wanted to abide by his principles and be a man, and would rather starve to death than steal; If Concubine Liang hadn't been afraid that she would not be able to go down without alarming people on the tall building, and that there would be no one to be a companion in this world in the future, she would have really wanted to push Shui Muxia downstairs and fall to her death.

Principle? Principle: Is there something cute to eat? Concubine Liang doesn't think so.

Shui Muxia hugged her legs and watched the night scene for half the night, and after Concubine Liang fell asleep, he flashed and disappeared into the darkness like a tanuki; There was one thing he had to do, and he had to figure it out—how could so many people be hidden in that big box? That's something that can be used strategically.

He arrived not far from the big screen, and when there was no one attached, he jumped on the big screen, and then tapped and studied; Finally, after a string of sparks, Shui Muxia hugged her head and ran away.

The next morning, Concubine Liang woke up to find that Shui Muxia was gone; She was a little panicked, because she was now a black household, and without Shui Muxia, she was the only one left, and she was really a little scared.

"Shui Muxia, where did you die?" She gritted her teeth.

Shui Muxia's voice came from behind the cement stomping on the roof of the building: "I, I'm here." ”

Concubine Liang walked over strangely: "What are you doing here?" ”

"Don't come here," Shui Muxia shouted.

Concubine Liang immediately figured it out, and sneered disdainfully: "You are such a big person, don't you know that you can't defecate in the open?" ”。 But after waiting for a long time, she didn't see Shui Muxia come out, she was so hungry that she had no strength: "Please, Master Shui, come over and let's discuss, otherwise we will be starved to death because of your damn rules." ”

Shui Muxia refused to come out even if she was killed, Concubine Liang was so angry that she chased after her and finally discovered the truth: Shui Muxia actually changed her clothes

She was angry when she saw Shui Muxia wearing modern clothes: "Don't you have rules, it turns out that you only care about yourself and ignore your mother, right?" Okay, let's break up, you go yours, I'll go mine, see who starves to death first. Although she screamed loudly, she calculated that she would be the one who starved to death.

Shui Muxia squeaked: "My clothes were burned and burned, so I had to do it as a last resort." However, I left him my only jade ring as compensation. He pulled the clothes off his body, but he couldn't cover his whole body: "This, how can I see people?" ”

He had never exposed so much in front of a woman, he was really embarrassed and shy, of course, even if he was killed, he would not admit that he was shy.

Concubine Liang's eyes and vision are very good, especially when some others don't want her eyes to be good, her eyes are called a clear inspection; Therefore, she saw the flush on Shui Muxia's face: "You, you won't be shy, right?" ”

"You're shy" Shui Muxia shouted and dodged away, his face was even redder, and his neck was also red, but he was afraid that his body would soon be red - it turned out that when he was wearing a robe, people could see him blushing at most, and a small section of his neck could be seen; But now there is nothing to hide, he really doesn't want to be seen by Concubine Liang that he is as red as a cooked shrimp.

Concubine Liang really didn't know that Shui Muxia would be shy, she sighed: "Okay, Master Shui, you used the jade ring to change your clothes?" Do you know how much the jade ring is worth......" Before she finished speaking, a small burden appeared in front of her, with a few clothes in it.

Concubine Liang was so happy at that time, when she went to change her clothes in a different corner, she found something very important, but she couldn't complain to Shui Muxia: there were tops, shorts and even skirts; Although the clothes can be seen to be old, they are clean - now that she has clothes to change, she doesn't ask for anything else.

The problem is that there is no underwear. There was no underwear, and she looked at the tank top and shorts for a long time, but she really didn't have that kind of bold courage: after living in ancient times for a long time, she admitted that she had become much more conservative. Well, she was still wearing a corset, and she put on a vest, but then she was really stumped.

Shui Muxia really didn't understand what Concubine Liang was struggling with, how to change her clothes and change them so far, she didn't finish changing them until now, and she only got Concubine Liang's more and more popular answer after urging her a few times; He finally touched his nose: "Wait for half a cup of tea, if you don't come out, I'll leave by myself." "He won't be stumped by this kind of thing, so the only one who can be stumped can only be Concubine Liang.

No matter what method Concubine Liang thought of, she finally changed her clothes; Shui Muxia didn't squint: he was really embarrassed to look at a girl who didn't cover her body.

"Let's go." He was embarrassed to hug Concubine Liang now: "Let's go get something to eat." As for how to do it, he really didn't have any idea.

Concubine Liang didn't know that Shui Muxia had done a good job last night until she followed Shui Muxia back to the street, and she also knew why he was in the mood to take care of his hair: he was burned a little.

She stared at Shui Muxia with an idiotic gaze, and told him word by word: "There is no one in there, I repeat it one last time, there is really no one in there." If you dare to move again, you will die. ”

Shui Muxia palpitated: "That thing's defense is very powerful, there will be firearms, I really didn't expect it." ”

Concubine Liang rolled her eyes again when she heard this, and understood that she had spoken in vain again, and Shui Muxia didn't understand it at all; She stroked her hungry stomach and decided to take him to see what television was for the sake of her life.

In the mall, Shui Muxia found that her father and mother gave herself a pair of eyes, those boxes that were people, those cold ones, those boxes that could not be broken for a long time when put in food, and ...... boxes that could make ice in summer, everything was too fresh.

But no matter how fresh and interesting things are, they can't fill their stomachs; Therefore, he and Concubine Liang still have to solve the problem of food and clothing; As they walked towards the mall, Shui Muxia found that a man had stolen a stack of papers from another person's bag: the thief had just stolen some colorful papers, and Shui Muxia didn't think it was necessary to lecture him harshly, so he just stole all the papers he stole - obviously he didn't steal one person, and got them all in his pocket.

Of course, he put the stack of paper he saw into the owner's bag, and then pulled Concubine Liang out of the mall: "Why do you thieves here steal paper?" He took out a handful of money and shook it: "These papers are beautifully drawn, but why do you draw so many identical things?" I originally thought it was a silver ticket, but after looking at it carefully, I was sure that it had nothing to do with silver. ”

Concubine Liang looked at the money in his hand: "Money, money" She looked left and right and hurriedly pulled him and ran: "Where did you steal it?" You're not a person with rules. Also, we are forced to live, and you can't get all the money from other people, what if people need it urgently? She didn't hear what Shui Muxia had just said.

Her mind was full of food now, if it weren't for the fact that there was too much money, she would have dragged Shui Muxia to eat a long time ago.

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