This is the voice of the ghost uncle.

I couldn't help but shudder, and quickly looked around, but I didn't find the ghost uncle. I thought that the ghost uncle was not heard again, but then again, he commented on the fat uncle's eight words "stupid, stupid as a stupid pig", which was very accurate.

I pursed my lips and laughed at the thought of this.

Uncle Ghost said again: "You laugh at a fart, do you think you're very smart?" If you're smart, how can you be beaten half to death by a strange person with a colorful mist on your body? ”

I scolded in my heart, does this have anything to do with being smart, the colorful people are full of poisonous miasma, how powerful, no matter how smart I am, I am not his opponent, the disparity in strength is too great, and I can't make up for it by wisdom and intelligence.

But at this time, I couldn't compete with the ghost uncle, so I nodded again and again, and said, "Yes, I'm too stupid, I'm not the monster's opponent at all, and I haven't been able to find his flaws!" ”

Uncle Ghost snorted: "I'm not talking about this, I'm saying that you are too stupid to deal with him with the golden silkworm, you want to use the golden silkworm, those poisonous miasma is a fart." I watched from the sidelines last night, and I was dying! ”

I remembered that the colorful people said last night that if the insect king used the Golden Silkworm Gu, he might be a little afraid, but ordinary people use the Golden Silkworm, then there is nothing to be afraid of. It can be seen that the power of the golden silkworm is huge, and if it can be used well, it must be endless.

The Colorful Man has a deep hatred with Master Luo Doudou, and he may go and return at any time, if I learn to use the Golden Silkworm Gu, then I don't have to be afraid of him.

I hurriedly said to the surroundings: "Uncle, can you teach me to use the Golden Silkworm Gu, I don't want to be bullied again, you can teach me!" ”

Uncle Ghost forced me to drip blood to recognize insects, looking at his situation, I should be familiar with the habits of the Golden Silkworm Gu, and it must be right to have him teach me. Uncle Ghost snorted coldly again: "You want to be beautiful, do you think I will teach you for no reason?" ”

I scratched my hair, thinking to myself, if I were a ghost uncle, I wouldn't be able to hand over my skills to others at will. I was penniless and had no money to give him, so I thought about it and said, "Uncle ghost, if you have anything that you need me to run errands, just tell me, I will help you do it!" ”

Since he had no money for him, he had to run errands for him.

Uncle Ghost scolded again: "You think too much of yourself, do you think I need a child like you to do something?" ”

When I heard this, I felt uncomfortable, why do I think too highly of myself, it is you who insist on recognizing the golden silkworm with blood than me, and now you are afraid and refuse to teach me how to drive the golden silkworm, but say that I think too much of myself.

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "In that case, you don't teach me!" Anyway, Uncle Fat lives here, you just teach him. I'm not uncommon, just figure it out for yourself. ”

The ghost uncle suddenly laughed: "You're forcing me!" A fat fool, I teach him, don't exhaust yourself to death. You want me to teach you, but I don't. But if you don't want to learn, I want to teach you! ”

I gasped, thinking to myself that there is such a strange old ghost in this world, and what you ask him to do, he just won't agree; You don't want to do it, and he's going to force you again.

I was a little speechless and said, "Uncle, you can always chat with yourself." I'm tired, so I'll go to bed first. ”

After I said this, I walked to the room, and when I was about to push the door in, I couldn't push it open, no matter how hard I tried.

It must be the ghost uncle who secretly broke the door and blocked the door inside, so that I couldn't open the door, I thought to myself.

"Uncle, do you like to play so much?" I shouted helplessly, "I'm really tired today, I'll talk to you tomorrow." ”

"Xiao Kang, if you can go into the room to rest today, even if I lose, if you can't get in, just rest outside, and sleep on the floor for one night, or you can squeeze with the fat man for one night!" Uncle Ghost said.

I thought to myself that he had really played, and after hitting it hard, but without breaking the door open, I went around the outside and climbed through the window to enter, and the window was sealed from the inside.

I had to go back to the door, thought for a while, and then came up with a solution: "Uncle, to tell you the truth, my father taught me how to go out, but didn't teach me how to enter the door." If you want to bet with me, let's switch places. You come out, I'll go inside, I don't need five seconds to open the door and walk out! More than five seconds, even if I lose. ”

After a few seconds, the door creaked open, and the ghost uncle said, "Okay, let's change positions, if you don't come out in five seconds, you will lose!" ”

The door opened a crack, and I quickly dodged in, and as soon as I entered, the door creaked shut. I smiled slyly, took off my clothes and shoes, got under the covers, and lay down.

The ghost uncle shouted, "It's been five seconds, why haven't you opened the door and come out?" ”

I deliberately shouted: "Uncle, I don't have enough strength in my hands, I need to rest for one night to save enough strength, and I will definitely be able to open the door tomorrow morning!" ”

I thought to myself, you want to keep me out and can't sleep, I'm such a stupid person, why don't you just come in and sleep in another way?

After being quiet for a minute or so, the ghost uncle reacted, and immediately shouted: "Okay, you thief boy, you were originally cheating on me, saying that there is a way to get out of the room, you are lying to me!" ”

I said: "I'm already sleeping in the room, your old man has lost, I'm willing to gamble and lose, I want to sleep, don't bother me anymore." ”

Uncle Ghost snorted: "Next time I'll find something to bet with you, I have to win you." When he had said this, the room fell silent.

I looked at the little green snake at the head of the bed, and after a few words with it, I fell into a deep sleep. When Uncle Fat came back to me, I felt a lot more at ease, and I slept very soundly this night.

The next morning, it was bright and it was a sunny day. I took back the soil eggs outside the window, pushed the window open, a cool breeze blew, I was much more awake, the fat uncle drank a lot of wine last night, and it is estimated that he will sleep for a long time.

I made the meal in advance, boiled hot water, threw the rice noodles in and paid attention, and then beat an egg, it was breakfast. After I was done, I called Uncle Fat up.

The fat uncle rubbed his head and said, "You can't drink, your head hurts when you drink!" And last night, I always felt that someone was scolding me in my ear, saying that I was stupid, it was really strange that I would have such a dream! ”

I said in my heart, you are not a dream, it is true, the person who scolded you is the ghost uncle in the big house who does not see the head and the tail, I said with a smile: "Dreams are all reversed, dreaming that you are stupid, in fact, you are extremely smart!" Uncle Fatty, eat! ”

I brought the rice noodles and served them to the fat uncle. The fat uncle devoured it, ate a bowl in a few moments, and said with praise: "Xiao Kang, your craftsmanship is really good......

When I lived in Luo Dajin's house, I cooked for half a year, and my cooking skills must have been practiced, but I didn't let the fat uncle praise him, so I shook my head and said, "My cooking skills are average, and I have to learn from you......"

If Uncle Fat continues to talk, he will definitely say that since you have good skills, you will take care of the meals at home in the future. I don't want to cook every day, so I can sit down once in a while or two.

Uncle Fat nodded with satisfaction: "Although your cooking skills are good, compared to me, you are naturally still so bad." In the future, you can learn more with me. ”

I nodded like garlic.

Uncle Fat asked me again, "How old are you at homeschool?" ”

I said, "I'm in the second grade this year, but the second-year curriculum is too simple, and I would have done it a long time ago." ”

Uncle Fat said: "Cheng, I'll go to Qingqing Primary School to ask if I can take you in, you are so young, you have no future if you don't study." I don't want you to be an unreasonable person like Luo Dajin. ”

My Abba said that only by knowing books can we be reasonable, and we must learn useful knowledge from books, understand the principles of life, and understand the composition of the world, so that we will not be confused and confused.

I thought about it for a moment, then nodded: "If you want to ask, just ask if you can let me go directly to the third grade, and I will study hard." ”

Uncle Fat thought for a while and said, "You better go with me, sometimes you answer by yourself, how many grades can you go to, it depends on the principal's arrangement!" ”

I promised him, and Uncle Fat packed up some bacon, took out some money from the cabinet, and before going out, he went to a family in the west of the village, bought a local chicken, tied it with a rope, and put it all in a bamboo basket, and then set off to Qingqing Primary School.

Chatting with Uncle Fat along the way, I learned that this primary school is a primary school with a very long history, and the first principal is an old intellectual who fell in love with a Miao girl, but for various reasons, the two of them can't be together.

The old principal was reluctant to leave, so he set up a primary school in Miaojiang, and when the old principal died, the people of the Thirteen Mountains rushed to the old principal's funeral.

After the death of the old principal, Qingqing Primary School faced closure several times, but then miraculously survived, teaching children to read and write, and applying daily arithmetic needs, which is also very effective.

I couldn't help but be in awe of the old headmaster.

Starting from Camellia Mountain, I walked for more than two hours before I arrived at Qingqing Primary School, the big characters on the door are a little dilapidated, and the playground is also dilapidated, only the Spring Festival couplets posted on both sides of the school gate are brand new.

There are still a few days left for the winter vacation, the elementary school is very quiet, Uncle Fat and I walked around the campus for a long time, and finally found a man in his forties, and I found out that it was the principal when I inquired.

The principal wore a shirt and trousers, and the pen was tied to the pocket of the clothes, and he looked very kind and kind, and after listening to the fat uncle's intentions, he was very happy, and the dropout rate of these young elementary schools was very high, and he was very happy that some parents sent their children to school.

The principal asked me a few questions, and I couldn't help but be interested, and finally took out a math paper from the office for me to do, and it took me more than half an hour to finish it.

After the principal approved the papers, he was so shocked that his mouth couldn't close and said, "You really only read the second grade......

I scratched my head and said, "Yes, I'm in the second grade in my hometown, but I have a lot of books at home, and when I'm bored, I read a lot." Math, usually my Abba will teach me! ”

Uncle Fat asked uneasily: "Principal, what's wrong, is the child falling behind in his studies, or let him study in the first grade again!" ”

The principal shook his head and said, "No, it's a fourth-grade math problem, and he got ninety-seven points, and only one score was wrong." School starts in three days and lets him go straight to fifth grade! ”

Uncle Fat and I were dumbfounded. ūū

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