[Spoof everyone in the group] Xiaolou Sijun Apprenticeship by Kunlun
A new life has arrived
The story begins shortly after the Stormy Meeting.
In other words, a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day......
"It's a meeting! It's time for a meeting! Han, wake up, don't sleep. Xiaorong, Jinjie, light dust, it's a meeting! β
In Yanjing's prime minister's mansion, Rong Qian supported his subordinates.
In the countryside of Zhao Kingdom, Lu Dongli suddenly found that his friend was a little absent-minded.
In a dense canopy in the backyard of the Marquis Mansion in Chu Guozhen, Fang Qingchen glanced at Chu Ruohong, who was waiting for the return of Fang Hou who was waiting for "going out" in the courtyard, closed his eyes and asked in his thoughts: "What's the matter?" β
"I'm in" somewhere between the green mountains and green waters, a guy who wakes up for two hours a day moves his eyelids, turns over, and finally doesn't bother to open his eyes.
Zhang Minxin's rare and serious voice sounded in the minds of the four people.
"Qingchen, Xiaorong, Jinjie, now there is an opportunity to make up for the credits in front of you,"
"Oh? Such a good thing? Feng Jinjie drank the wine in the cup in one gulp, and the smile on his eyebrows was even stronger.
Fang Qingchen narrowed his eyes.
Rong Qian pondered for a moment and asked, "What chance?" β
"Graduates bring a new student to do an entrance simulation, plus 10 points. Do you remember that? Zhang Minxin paused for a moment and announced with a smile: "Professor Zhuang has applied for twenty freshman places, you can choose for yourself, either divide these twenty people, or prepare for the nightmare make-up examination!" β
After a moment of silence, Han spoke first: "I didn't foul, is it none of my business?" β
"No, no, no," Zhang Minxin shook his finger gloatingly, "Because you have deducted too many points for suicide in the previous six lives, although you have performed well in this life, the professor estimates that there are still a few points behind." As long as you bring a freshman, you can pass it in one go, or do you want to toss it for another life? β
"Oh, so be it," Han said lazily and nonchalantly, "take a freshman." With that, he rolled over and fell asleep again.
Rong Qian held his cheek with his intact left hand and said: "I don't have to worry about the score of the paper, the simulation score of fifty points is enough, okay, count me five." β
Fang Qingchen glanced at Chu Ruohong, who had turned into a forgotten stone, and gently closed his eyes with his side face in the sunlight shining through the branches and leaves.
"I have no objection, five."
"I even cleared the score of the paper, and seven is just right." Feng Jinjie smiled and looked at Lu Yingji, who had finished his homework, and flew out of the bamboo hut to pester him to tell him the story of chivalry, and no longer paid attention to a certain witch who was croaking and noisy.
"It's only eighteen, what about the other two? Or Jinjie - damnable, and cut off the communication to play with Lu Yingji, I said that these two are not adulterous? Xiaorong, aren't you the most experienced in cultivation? Heyβyou guys! β
It's not just the Wind Festival. Even Fang Qingchen and Rong Qian also interrupted the ideological call. Fang Qingchen finally put down a sentence: "Don't think we don't know, it should have been one person and one person, but it was the sixteen of you who pushed it to us, and you can do it yourself." β
Zhang Minxin laughed dryly twice, and looked back at the twenty people in the hall who were sitting, standing, lying or squatting. One of the girls with crooked eyebrows smiled and said, "I can do the paper myself, and the extra points will be counted on those who need it." With that, he lowered his head and continued to read the web novel quietly, looking like he didn't care about anything.
Chu Chu, who was sitting opposite her, pityfully knew that he was suffering at a glance, but he threw himself in front of Zhang Minxin and cried bitterly: "Senior Sister Zhang! Master Zhang! The topic of shark fin is "How to be tempted", shark fin only wants to worship under your door~ You can accept me! Shark fin will protect you, if you have a knife, I ......will block it for you" was so enthusiastic that even Zhang Minxin, known as the witch of Xiaolou, was startled.
The nineteen people seemed to have gotten used to it, and each of them rolled their eyes, and some of them didn't change their faces.
The squad leader Black Panther waved his hand: "It seems that Zhang Minxin is busy training his apprentices, and he has already forgotten about us." Leave her alone, let's go on our own. β
For a while, there was a sound of friends coming and going in the hall.
"Relatives of the Rong family, gather here!"
"Fang family, come here!"
"Everyone from the Feng family is here."
"Han Family...... Uh, it's just me~ Kunlun, why don't you come to Han's house too. β
The talented girl shook her head slightly, "My thesis topic is "On the Free Life of Rich and Noble Idlers Eating, Drinking, Merry, and Nosy", and doing it yourself will have a higher score.
"So, we'll see you on earth!"
β88β
"Walk slowly."
β¦β¦
The crystal cover closed, the indicator light lit up, and the reincarnation chamber returned to silence for a long time.
Errong family β baby
The door of the space opened in an instant, and there were five more babies in a row on the bed, all of them pink and soft, and Yuxue was cute.
The corners of Rong Qian's lips were full of smiles, pinching this face, and pulling that little hand. One of the children with purple eyes grabbed Rong Qian's big hand and touched it, and two small dimples laughed on his fleshy face, attracting dissatisfied stares from the baby girls in the rosy red and shaded green swaddling clothes on both sides, and the four sharp eyes seemed to say: "Purple girl!" Don't do it to Xiao Rong! Shame on the dead. β
A baby suddenly cried incessantly, and Rong Qian had to hold him in his arms and comfort him, but the child would not stop crying no matter what. Faced with the eight condemning glances on the bed, the baby grabbed Rong Qian's clothes aggrievedly and cried even more fiercely.
Rong Qian had no choice but to ask Zhang Minxin to connect to the phone, and by the way, several babies were connected. Just listen β
"Hey! You used such a despicable method to ......"
"Take advantage of Xiaorong's compassion ......"
"Xiaorong, throw him out and feed ......"
"I'm out of luck!" A crying cry drowned out all voices: "How did I become a baby boy!" β
β¦β¦
The purple-eyed baby girl rolled her grape-like eyes and giggled, "What's there to cry about, you're originally a man." β
The baby boy cried out, "No! I'm a woman! β
The purple-eyed baby girl blinked her innocent and flawless eyes and said, "Xiaorong, you know that there is a creature in this world that comes from another dimension like a doujin girl, called a pseudo-Niang......" The baby girl deliberately emphasized the word "doujin girl".
Xiao Rong held the baby and stiffened.
The baby boy screamed hysterically, "Purple, you liar! β
The other three babies rolled their eyes and said to themselves, "I don't know anything...... I don't know anything......"
The breeze in the afternoon blew the light gauze curtain, Rong Qian in red held the beautiful baby, with a gentle smile on his face, the baby grabbed Rong Qian's shirt attachmently, and I saw that the pitiful little face was still with tears.
This is the scene that Yan Rin saw when he pushed the door and came in. So the sound of "appearance" choked in his throat.
"Your Majesty." Yan Rin had already forced Rong Qian to accept the privilege of not kneeling to see you, but Rong Qian only bowed slightly.
Yan Rin's eyes flashed with a trace of inexplicable resentment, his eyes fell on Rong Qian's left hand holding the baby, and said coldly: "Rong Xiang said that he was sick today, I am very worried, come and take a look." β
Rong Qian sighed and said helplessly: "Weichen is fine, don't worry about the saint." The emperor is a body of ten thousand gold, how can he often go out of the palace? It's even more inappropriate not to have a guard by your side......" Rong Qian taught himself a lesson, not noticing Yan Rin's increasingly dim gaze and the speechless stares of the infants.
Until a person in a microsuit sneaked out of the palace slammed the door, until a baby's leisurely sigh sounded in his mind.
"Alas......" the purple-eyed baby girl sighed.
"Alas...... What can I say? The baby girl in the rose swaddling baby said.
"Alas...... I can only say that we have a long way to go. In the cabbage yellow swaddling clothes, the baby named Cai was so emotional.
"Uh......h I'm obviously a woman. "Uh...... We'll skip that.
"Hey, hey, hey......" The baby girl in the shade of the tree and the swaddling baby girl gloated and laughed wickedly.
At the same time, Chu Jing.
The milky exclamation resounded through the Zhenguo Mansion.
"How so! There is a plum blossom birthmark on the shoulder, and she can speak when she is born - a baby girl! Isn't this a simulated body that is predetermined? β
Professor Zhuang's apologetic voice came from his head: "This is an unexpected situation, the main computer of Professor Nalan's class has malfunctioned, which has slightly affected the operation of our computer. Now that you've come to this, you'll settle for it. β
"I'm going to sue the school for abusing students and hurting my young mind!"
Professor Zhuang sighed and cut off the connection between his thoughts.
The other four babies bowed their heads silently, and each took the building blocks to spell out a word, which was read together as "festival mourning and change".
Jian Xue, you should mourn and change.
The terrifying female disciple of the Three Han Family β Fu Sect Master
"Aunt Wen Su!" The girl in the moon-white jacket combed two pigtails, jumping like a very simple and harmless little white rabbit, blinking her small eyes, raising her face and grabbing Wen Su's sleeve and asking, "Where is Uncle Yi?" β
Wen Su took a step back with a pale face.
He ...... He doesn't-"
"Uncle One! Third uncle! The little girl bypassed Wen Su and pounced on Di Yi and Di San, who had returned from hunting.
The two men froze visibly for a moment. Di San tugged at the twitching corners of his mouth, unable to squeeze out a gentle smile no matter what.
"Rabbit, why don't you practice?"
Di Yi couldn't control his stiff face.
The girl threw herself into Di San's arms and said coquettishly, "I have something important to discuss with you." β
"Third uncle, you and the first uncle are so harmonious and loving together." Seeing the increasingly strong "rotten" light in the girl's eyes, the corners of Di San's mouth twitched even more.
"Although it is very harmonious and loving, but, third uncle, you already have Xiao injury, the first uncle will leave it to my master, the master said, what has happened is impossible to be as if it has not happened, so the ninth master has been cannon fodder......"
Suddenly, I heard a "ding" sound of rubbing my hair in my ears, and as soon as the rabbit turned his head, he saw a large piece of mountain rock falling on the cliff, fortunately it was opened by a verdant wicker and a sword at the same time, otherwise the rabbit's little fate would be whining and mourning.
What kind of terrifying internal force was injected into the delicate willow branches, and it was only then that the life-threatening stone was stopped. Unable to withstand such a strong internal force, after a blow, the willow branches turned into dust in an instant.
At the same time, Di Jiu collected his sword and returned it to the sheath.
Fu Hanqing turned around, yawned, and stepped forward as if Di Jiu did not exist.
"Practice martial arts, and then come out to play." A sentence floated from afar, but it was said to Tutu.
Fu Hanqing was gradually walking away, and Di Jiu also turned away coldly.
Who can see it, who laughs bitterly.
Sifang family β Chu country rookie
"I heard that this Fang Jianxue girl is as beautiful as a fairy, I feel sorry for ......"
In the corner ......of the teahouse, there were four people squirting tea in unison, and the remaining one rolled his eyes and said, "I'm used to it."
"Jian Xue, are you sure you are not from the Han family? Such a sinking fish and a goose look was ruined by you and had no temperament, and it took you three full days to adjust the settings in vain. β
"I originally belonged to the Han family." Jian Xue rolled her eyes at the sky again.
"Ahem," Fang Qingcheng said, "Che, how is your operation over there?" β
Concubine Yan of the Chu State showed a sly smile that was absolutely Fang family's.
"Don't worry, with me, I will never let Chu Ruohong have a chance to come out and make trouble, Xue, you hide it from the fox, don't let him get the news in advance, let him know after the matter is a foregone conclusion and cannot be reversed." For the rest, witch, the sand is up to you, hehe, plus ......" Concubine Yan pinched her hand and blinked in the direction of the gate, the meaning was difficult to understand.
"Senior Sister Jianxue." A call made someone nearly fall over a chair.
"Ahaha, Senior Brother Wangchen, what a coincidence, we have a step ahead of ......," a certain four people smirked, flashing faster than the meal.
It wasn't until the group walked on the bustling street that Fang Qingxue quietly asked, "Che, Jian Xue's whereabouts can't be leaked by you, right?" β
The proud disciple of Fang Qingchen, the marquis of Zhenguo, the concubine of Chu Qiumenghan, the famous car, laughed and trembled on the street.
"What are you talking about~ It's a coincidence, it's a coincidence, Senior Brother just came to me to discuss a 'serious matter'...... Hehe, as long as he helps, our great cause will be much easier oh hehe......"
According to history, in a certain year and month, the embankment of Qin State suddenly collapsed, and serious floods occurred. The state of Chu, which was friendly with Qin at that time, planned to send Zhao Wangchen to Qin with supplies to show the friendly relations between the two countries, but Zhao Wangchen suddenly became seriously ill and dying the day before his departure, so the king of Chu had to find another candidate.
At the court meeting, the Ministry of Rites Lang Fang Qingsha played the clouds, in order to show that the diplomatic relations between the two countries are really friendly, should send more important figures to the envoy, and then, Si Tianjian Fang poured into the city, yesterday night to watch the stars, and only the town of the country Marquis Fang Qingchen can be this important task.
So Huh, Fang Qingchen brought a thousand taels of gold and glutinous rice to Qin to assist in the treatment of the flood, and it was settled.
"Send this letter to Qin Xufei." The black-clothed henchman took the orchid sprinkler gold paper in Concubine Yan's hand and disappeared into the shadows of the flowers and trees.
Fang Qingxue frowned: "Che, it won't be you who taught Qin San to flood the small building, right?" β
Concubine Yan covered her mouth and chuckled: "The local residents have already moved away, and all the casualties and blows are all made up." Hehe, Xiaolou's firepower is really fierce, how can this flood be cured for five or eight years...... Just let us find an excuse to go with us, and continueβ"
A few people smiled and nodded, and everything was silent.
Wurong family β so allied
Compatible ......
Compatible ......
Compatible ......
Compatible Compatible ......
β¦β¦ Rong Qian.
It seems that there are a thousand words pressed in the bottom of my heart, but every thought is only turned into a call that turns a thousand times; It was as if thousands of calls overflowed to his lips, but each one turned into a feeble sigh.
A sigh, choking.
Rong Qian had five children hanging on his body, his back to Yan Rin's direction, rolling his eyes to the sky.
This kid is twenty-four years old, and he still runs to him every day. It's just a matter of sneaking over, and always peeping behind the tree with that kind of angry eyes.
Yan Rin gritted her teeth, gently, turned around, walked away, and tried her best to restrain herself, don't look back, don't look back, don't look back......
There were soft words behind him, and every sentence was like a sharp arrow, and the arrow pierced the heart.
"Xiaorong hug~"
"Little Rong kiss~"
"Xiaorong, your skin is so good~It's so comfortable to the touch~"
β¦β¦
They can call him Xiaorong, they can justifiably ask him to hug and kiss, they can ...... Touching Rong Qian's body.
Why, for him, there is only a dialogue between a monarch and a minister, and why, he can only be his appearance.
Why, now he just wants to drag those five little guys off Rong Qian's body, teach them what kind of system they have become, and tell them that he is the only one...... Only he Yan Rin...... to ......
Yan Rin didn't dare to think about it anymore, and almost used all her strength to restrain herself, dragging her slow steps, step by step, step by step, far away.
"Shade, are we going a little too far?" The children bit their ears.
"I'm doing it for his good." The girl in the green shirt shook the ink folding fan drawn by Rong Qian himself, and smiled wickedly and weirdly.
"Do you think that with what we have now, we can pack someone up and send someone to someone's or something?"
The other four shook their heads in unison.
"So, instead motivate someone to take the initiative. If you can't be defeated, you can only outwit it...... Xi, Purple, Flap, it's time for you to play next. β
Rong Qian, who was inexplicable, was quite shocked to hear the eerie strange laughter of a girl on his lap.
Yan Rin stopped, catching the staccato song in the wind.
Far away, I don't know which courtyard of this huge prime minister's mansion comes from. Echoing beneath the sky.
Over and over again. Over and over again.
"Sitting alone in the empty hall, the breeze plays with the bead curtain.
Acacia hangs, and the candles cut the west window at night and night do not sleep......"
Yan Rin had an indescribable strange feeling about this song, and he quickened his pace, almost trotting, looking for the source of the sound.
Little did he know that the end of this journey would be a life-changing turnaround.
Before pushing open the door, Yan Rin hesitated for a moment, and then listened to the whispers whispered behind the door.
"Hey, you say, will you take the bait?"
"Probably and probably not."
"Definitely, that's not what is written in novels. What's more, it's him who sings it. β
"You should be able to hear that, right? This kid is very sensitive, remember the first day we came here? That look almost knocked us out. β
"Hey, *Xiaorong is more likely, right?"
"Well, I think too, but his eyes fell on the empty sleeve of Xiao Rong's right hand......"
"That expression is really rich."
"Ohβno wonder we just slammed the door and left, I thought we were finished."
"Hmm, so Xiao Rong handed it over to him, I was basically relieved"
"Hmph, that awkward child, I'll never be at ease!"
Behind the door, Yan Rin's face gradually turned pale.
It turned out that they and Rong Qian were the same people.
Relying on intuition, Yan Rin sadly came to this conclusion.
It turned out that even if it was the Ninety-Five Emperor, he Yan Rin really couldn't compare with these children, they and Rong Qian were only people of the same world, and Yan Rin didn't have the ability to intervene at all.
The voice in the door continued to say something that Yan Rin didn't understand.
"Hey! Sing for you. My throat was dumb. How is it that TMD does not have a tape recorder in this era. β
"Uh......h Who will change me, which scum invented the guqin......"
"Why haven't you come yet? Shade, are we pulling the wind tightly? β
Until Chenxi finished singing very emotionally, "I don't know what it is, the gentleman is open-minded to the sun and the moon, or he is in love with the depths, and he has no worries about resentment." Yan Rin appeared in everyone's sight with a loud "bang".
Petal coughed twice, and was about to speak, but was blocked by Yan Rin's cold words.
"Dare to make up the people, dare to arrange my harmony and appearance!" Yan Rin's eyes flashed with a cold light of unknown meaning, although his face was still bloodless, he had regained his imperial demeanor in his gestures.
At the moment just now, the first sentence that appeared in his mind turned out to be, never give up, just like when he found out that Rong Qian was not a person in the world.
Even if a few of them are heavenly immortals, they must not be allowed to snatch away their appearances.
Petal rolled his eyes: "I'm not Diao Min, I'm the county lord you personally sealed~"
Yin Yin sneered: "How are you staying?" also let people choreograph our top ten crimes, and then make us all late, just like you did with Xiaorong at the beginning? β
Yan Rin's face turned a little paler, biting her lip and unable to speak.
I only heard a chuckle float by, and a happy voice said: "I'm afraid that in Yan Rin's heart, someone's real ten crimes are-"
With a light laugh, the girl fluttered down from the wall.
"1, don't accompany Yan Rin for more than three days 2, Yan Rin looks for him to play and ignores him 3, Yan Rin has a crush on him he doesn't know 4, has an affair with Fu Hanqing 5, ignores Yan Rin 6, doesn't love Yan Rin 7, hides and doesn't see Yan Rin 8, and Qinggu is ambiguous mei9, there is something to hide from Yan Rin 10, and Ling Chi doesn't order Yan Rin!"
Flap happily pounced: "Kunlun! β
"Hello everyone, long time no see." The girl flying down the wall caught the flap and nodded comfortingly to the resentful dust.
"Kunlun! Don't hit me LG's idea! This is a big budgie and a big parrot fluttering down, while fanning its colorful wings desperately trying to separate Kunlun and petals, and its mouth is not idle.
"No, it should be: 1, pretend to be powerful 2, pretend to be powerful 3, don't bird me 4, deliberately let me misunderstand and don't let me love 5, deliberately let me kill you, 6, provoke me guilty. 7, spank me 8, spend heart everywhere 9, don't come to see me 10, didn't marry me~"
Yan Rin's face turned red and white for a while when she heard this, and she couldn't interject when she hung it aside.
Yin Yin frowned and said, "This stinky boy didn't get so much, did he?" Smoke him? β
Kunlun sighed: "Did Xiao Rong let him get over the 'inch'?" Besides, can't you even think about it? β
The parrot also croaked: "That's it, you dare to guarantee that he didn't think about Rong Qian to accompany him for the rest of his life!?" β
Kunlun continued: "He didn't think so, how could there be such a thing?" β
After being silent for a long time, Yin Yin shook off the folding fan, raised his eyebrows, and said coldly: "Yu Gong, he is an emperor, what are you thinking, can you still get a man into the palace?" β
Yan Rin's eyes dimmed.
"Yu ......" paused, Yin Yin suddenly changed into a smiling face of a thief, closed the folding fan with a brush, pointed at Yan Rin and said: "Stinky boy, if you want to marry, he should marry him......"
Yan Rin's ears turned red.
Several people looked at each other and smiled, and Valves suddenly asked, "Yan Rin, do you like my Xiaorong?" β
Yan Rin's eyes grew suddenly, and he was speechless in shock.
Like it or not? Yes, of course......
Several people nodded to each other, as if there was some kind of consensus. Petal smiled and jumped up and pinched Yan Rin's completely red face. "Little leopard, your expression is so cute, come, let's discuss ......"
In the history books, Yan Rin has connected many alliances, such as the Yanchu Alliance, the Yan-Qin Alliance, and the Yan-Wu Alliance...... What will never be recorded in the history books is that Yan Rin's first official participation was an alliance organization called the "Attack and Acceptance Alliance......
On that day, in the Lanruo Temple in the backyard of the Prime Minister's Mansion, the "Attack Alliance" was officially established.
And the most HIGH of them turned out to be ......
"Tell you, Rong Qian has coveted your hair and skin for a long time, if you want to get a little fatter, he will definitely not be able to control it. Do you know why Rong Qian let you practice martial arts? He's just scared...... Come on, I still have twenty top aphrodisiacs......"
The budgies flapped their wings and croaked wildly.
"Kunlun...... Is this your trained pet? β
Kunlun glanced at the one person and one bird over there.
"It? Why, you don't see it? β
Nana raised her head from the flowers and interjected, "This bird's mental power is so strong. β
"It's Yi'an." Kunlun laughed and gloated, "The main computer of their class has failed, and all the personnel have been displaced to the time and space where we are, each of them has lost news, and the spirit body is still bound to all kinds of strange things. Yi An was lucky, at least he could still speak. β
Hearing this, Yin Yin covered his mouth and muttered, "Speaking of which, the zongzi, grilled fish, pancakes, bamboo rice, etc. we ate at the picnic last time...... There is also water for cooking, which seems to have strong spiritual power......"
Everyone looked at each other strangely.
"Professor Zhuang! Professor Zhuang! Kunlun called in his mind.
Professor Zhuang's voice came from his head: "What's the matter?" β
"You and Professor Nalan said that I found Uncle Brown and Black in their class, Fire Fish, Pancakes, Bamboo and Water." Kunlun said half-joyed and half-worried: "Now the whereabouts of the glutinous rice are still unknown." β
Years later.
The Chu delegation to the Qin state trekked on the mountain road. It had just been raining, and the ground was like melted chocolate.
Fang Qingxue jumped over a puddle, turned around and said quietly: "We will go to the 'disaster area' tomorrow, we have to take the jade tree dressed as a fox to see Qin San." β
"Hehe, wrap it around me." Qiu Menghan, who was dressed as a little girl, said confidently.
No one noticed that a grain of glutinous rice fell out of the grain bag and fell into the muddy water, trampled by a horse, and crushed by a wheel......
The witch passed by and stepped on it. The sand passes by, and one foot is on it. The car passed by and stepped on it. The snow was going to jump over the puddle, but he stumbled and stepped on it.
The glutinous rice that was soaked and stepped on erupted with resentment of spiritual power. Jian Xue walked and walked, and finally fell into the mud without knowing what he stepped on.
Six Han family β teaching song press conference
Fu Hanqing sighed: "I am not a competent master. β
Bunny tries his best to untie their hearts at parting, but he irresponsibly leaves her in a pack of tigers and wolves.
Di Jiu comforted him and said: "Putting her in the Shura Sect is also for her epiphany, to find a cold and ruthless person, there is no more than there." β
Thinking of Tutu when he learned that he was tricked and had to leave Di Yi Di San, who let her infinitely YY, go to the desert where birds don't lay eggs to be the leader of Shura, that weird sentence: "Nine Master Niang, I will make you famous all over the world." Di Jiu was stunned for no reason.
Fu Hanqing shook his head and sighed: "I'm not a competent sect leader either. β
As the sect leader at that time, he actually threw all the disciples of the sect into the hands of a tiger wolf who was more tiger than a wolf.
Di Jiu patted him on the shoulder: "It's not your fault. β
"Di Jiu, you don't know, Tutu's epiphany is different from mine."
The two of them looked up, and the carved beams and paintings in front of them were brilliant, which was the courtyard wall of the largest industry of the Shura Sect now, the main store of Wanhualou.
"Bunny's topic, "On How to Bend a Straight Man". It's a pity for Yaoguang's stunning beautiful male disciple, it's a pity for Mo Li's mature and stable successor, it's a pity for Biluo's saint and divine doctor's apprentice, and it's a pity for Xiao's ......"
Fu Hanqing stepped a little down, and was about to climb over the wall to enter, but Di Jiu grabbed him quite unhappily.
"What are you doing there?"
"I promised Tutu that if I was passing by, I would go in and sit down. I must do what I promised...... Don't worry, although Tutu said it was free for me, I won't accept the service there...... Di Jiu, don't delay, I'll leave ...... myself."
The biggest news on the rivers and lakes recently is the song score of the Demon Sect released a month ago.
The Legend is based on the legendary story of the previous generation of Sect Masters, and the lyrics will be announced at today's press conference.
The big red banner reads in italics: Only this song is dedicated to the former king of heaven that I "love".
"This tune is a popular song from ancient times where we are, and the lyrics seem to be ......"
Fu Hanqing's voice did not fall, but he heard the choir on the stage already singing loudly:
"Nine sisters, nine sisters, lovely sister ......"
It is said that on the day of the release of the Shura Sect's song, the choir shook down a row of houses a hundred meters away from the opposite side as soon as they opened their mouths.
However, the truth of history is that in the corner that no one knows, Fu Hanqing tossed for a whole month for Di Jiu, who was extremely angry and reckless.
The Seven Winds Home β The fence is sparse and a path deep
When Feng Xiaoyu left, he was still a child. At that time, all the students were still around the Wind Festival.
The hedge was sparse and deep, and he followed the path step by step to complete his thesis. Counting to thirteen thousand six hundred and twenty-two steps, I couldn't help but look back, and the small hill where the Fenglu family lived in seclusion was no longer visible. So he seemed to let go of something, turned around and continued to move on.
In March of the next year, he met Kunlun. The fence is sparse and the path is deep, and the rich idler lazily counts the flowing water and falling flowers under the peach tree at the end of the road, laughing and chatting with him about the gossip of each class, and smiling and listing the recent Fang family, the Rong family, the Han family, and the Feng family.
After another two years, when the swallow flew, he looked back and saw the pair of familiar figures next to Lin **.
A silk handkerchief, light sweat, no one would have thought that such gentleness was the general Feng Xiao who shook the four fields of Zhao State. And the leopard slipped out to accompany him to transport grain, and the deputy marshal of Dingyuan Pass must be so anxious to scold his mother. He wanted to laugh, but he couldn't.
That year, Kunlun smiled casually and said to him, Professor Nalan's class, the main computer malfunction caused a vicious accident, and the whereabouts of all the students, including his Xiaoqian.
He shook his head, and finally could not bear to disturb the harmonious pair, and only walked alone along the deep path of the sparse hedge, towards the unknown journey.
I don't know how many years have passed, on a bustling street, he was pulled into her property Wanhualou by a shocking demon sect leader. The Shadow Guard Legion stands in a row, this is the gentle gossip type, this is the prodigal son of the world, this is the ruthless type, and this is the ...... The slogan is: There's something for everyone.
He smiled, and when the jug of wine was gone, he got up to take his leave, and walked onto the official road leading to the outside of the city.
When the road under my feet gradually became no longer smooth, I saw the sparse hedges again.
On his birthday, there were four people waiting behind the fence with a smile, soup, you, dream, and grain. It turned out that everyone had left the hut to do what had to be done.
The small cake was divided into five portions, all of which were only a few bites, but they were eaten for a whole day.
In the end, they all crossed the sparse hedge and ran to the north and south.
He has a poetic thesis, "Detention and Travel", which is destined to go everywhere, a short stay, and then a long wandering.
He once secretly wondered if he was destined to find her in a long wandering.
Until that year, he said goodbye to the Wind Festival. He sighed, it turns out that our master and apprentice all have the same fate. Feng Jinjie was angry and funny, knocking him with a wine gourd, laughing and scolding, I was not looking for a lover at that time.
He followed the path back to his former courtyard. Because the wind festival said, go and see the east fence for me.
I haven't seen him for many years, and Lu Yingzhen has also grown into a teenager, following the path that several of them once walked, going into the distance and into the world.
Looking at his son's distant back, the man in the green shirt seemed to be old in an instant.
He wanted to ask, Dongli, there is no Jinjie around you, have you been lonely all these years? However, seeing the gentle figure who put on a coat for her husband, Feng Xiaoyu suddenly felt a sour feeling in her heart.
Xiaoqian, where are you.
"Xiao Yu ......"
I don't dare to look back, for fear that if I turn back, I will be disappointed.
"Xiaoyu."
Turning around, I saw that outside the fence courtyard, under the banyan tree on the side of the road, the human form condensed by the spirit body exuded a gentle light.
"Xiaoqian...... Here, hug. β
It turns out that this topic is destined to let me find you after a long wandering.
Goodbye at the end β I see
On that day, the Prime Minister's Mansion was rarely extremely lively. Everywhere there is a "shade - flutter!" "Kick it off!" βLG!ββ LP!ββ Soup! "Cai, do you know that I am lovesick!" β¦β¦
"I'll tell you, we'll *\&%^$#$%@#$\&*^^\&(^...... King Zhao has not had a good life by us! β
"Hmph, it's not like you haven't been able to bend the jinjie? We are called powerful, and we have achieved Qin Fang's wings under Chu Ruohong's eyelids! β
"What's that? We all packed Xiaorong and sent it to the little leopard's bed. β
"Is it as strong as my Wanhualou?"
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Fang Qingchen rolled his eyes to the sky.
"Today's children have become so terrifying at any time."
Feng Jinjie smiled bitterly: "I don't dare to get close to the east fence within a hundred miles." β
Rong Qian was surprised: "This kind of person should be very rare, right, how can they all be in the same class so coincidentally?" β
Fu Hanqing raised his hand to express his sympathy.
Hand in hand with the knight and smiling, the black panther who is the squad leader reveals the truth.
"At that time, Professor Zhuang was busy making up the scores and negotiating with the computer for you, and sent Zhang Minxin to collect it."
ββWhen the wind and clouds meet again, smile and watch the chic and make troubleββ
Extra-young aunt training
In other words, since Qinggu and a certain gang got together, Rong Qian often faced with headaches-
Rong Qian: "Qing'er...... Haven't you gotten tired of this dish? β
Seaweed Shade Petal Qi Kun (weird smile): "Not greasy, not greasy, such a harmonious dish, rare in the world, you won't get tired of eating it for a hundred years." Isn't it, Qing'er? β
Yan Rin: "It's really so delicious?" I also tasted it...... Well, this is bird's nest...... This is a desiccated coconut...... The condiment is a tiger bone bar? Not bad, what's the name of the dish? β
Seaweed Shade Petal Xikun + Qing: "Yanrong Wang Dao!" β
("Bird's Nest" + Coconut "Puree" + Tiger (= Wang))
Yan Rin: "...... Good dish! Reward! β
The above is the tip of the iceberg of Rong Qian's living environment in the second half of his life.