Smiling Buddha? It sounds like a hanging!

"What? Do you still want to do it? ”

I looked at the crowd and asked.

"Mr. Zhang, I am very sincere to you, you are not sincere to me, this is disrespecting me! I'm very angry! ”

The smiling Buddha turned the beads with his hand and said to me.

There were more than a dozen people behind him, and none of them looked good.

Dashan took a step forward, and at this moment Dashan is bald, holding Buddhist beads in his hand, and looks very much like a great monk!

"Buddha, I think you're mistaken, right?" I smiled and asked.

"Mistaken? What's wrong with me? ”

The Smiling Buddha asked at me.

"I think you're in the wrong place, right? This is not Causeway Bay, not Tsim Sha Tsui, not Mong Kok! The Smiling Buddha is useless here! ”

I yelled at him.

"If I want, I can turn this place into Causeway Bay later!"

As soon as the smiling Buddha finished speaking, I saw a shadow pass by!

Then there was a crisp thud, and then two things landed on my desk!

Time seemed to stand still for a second.

After that second, I reacted.

It was the mountains that shot.

It was the smiling Buddha who was beaten.

What landed on my desk were two teeth.

I'm rough! Did the mountain shoot so quickly?

It's so fast that I don't even react! After the Smiling Buddha's subordinates reacted, more than a dozen people rushed up.

I jumped on the table in one step to prepare for the activity, and I found that the mountain punched one by one, and in a minute, a dozen or so people fell!

Big mountain cow pen! Xuanjizi must have given him the cheats!

In the past, Dashan used brute force to move, but now it is different, and every move has become extremely fierce.

I grabbed the smiling Buddha's ears from the table, pressed his bald head against the table, pulled out a dollar, lit it on fire, and lit a cigarette.

"Even if you turn this place into Causeway Bay, you won't be listened to here! There is only one Haonan in Causeway Bay, and that is Chan Ho Nan! Who is the Smiling Buddha? ”

"Misunderstanding! Misunderstanding ......"

At this time, the Smiling Buddha raised his hand and said loudly.

"I speak to you well, I respect you! You say it's a misunderstanding, that's disrespecting me, I'm angry, and the consequences are serious! ”

I slapped him in the face on the bald head.

"Smack!"

Hit crisply.

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding! It's a complete misunderstanding! We're here to save people! The Smiling Buddha said loudly.

"Saving people? Save whom! ”

"Save Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan!"

"Huh? How do you say that? ”

"There is a language that says that in 2025, under the continuous global warming of the climate, the Antarctic icebergs and Arctic glaciers will melt, and the big water will submerge all of us, Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan! However, there is a place called Longquan in the middle of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan, if you can find this Longquan and throw a stone into Longquan, this disaster can be avoided! ”

"You're insane, aren't you?"

I couldn't help but want to laugh and let go of my hand at the same time.

"It's true, we've been looking for a mystery! This is my seventh visit to the mainland! ”

The smiling Buddha said righteously.

"Who told you that?"

"Senior brother Xuanjizi, Tianjizi!" The Smiling Buddha replied.

"Xuanjizi also has a senior brother? How come I've never heard of it? ”

"Yes! At the beginning, they worshiped the old man in Xiangshan together and learned the Tao together! Later, after the ten years of catastrophe in the mainland, Tianjizi took refuge in Hong Kong, and Xuanjizi has been in the mainland! ”

"Then why don't you go to Tianjizi?"

I looked at the smiling Buddha and said it clearly, and I couldn't help but ask.

"We want to too! But the old man Tianjizi is no longer alive! ”

The Smiling Buddha said very seriously.

"That prophecy was said by Tianjizi?"

"Not bad!" The Smiling Buddha nodded.

"Fake!" I said it directly.

"Why?" The smiling Buddha asked puzzled.

"If that's the case, the old man of Xuanjizi doesn't need you to invite him, he will go by himself!"

With my understanding of Xuanjizi, I still have this confidence!

"No, Xuan Jizi has never been to Hong Kong, so he doesn't know the situation!"

The Smiling Buddha retorted.

Listening to him say this, I also think there is some truth. However, he quickly vetoed it again, after all, Xuan Jizi was a nine-line copper coin heavenly master, and when he left, he knew that they were coming!

"I really don't know the whereabouts of Xuanjizi, a month ago, he had traveled all over the world!"

I've only got the truth to tell!

"Ah...... How so! Ay...... I've been looking for mysteries for fifteen years...... Is it that Xuanjizi doesn't think he can see me? The Smiling Buddha asked.

"I don't know about this, you have been looking for Xuanjizi for fifteen years, but I have known Xuanjizi for no more than five months!"

I replied truthfully.

"Mr. Zhang, if you can meet Xuanjizi, please convey it to me! Please! After the smiling Buddha finished speaking, he took everyone and left!

"Zhengyang, do you believe him?" After they were gone, Dashan asked.

"Don't believe it!" I shook my head and said.

"Hmmm! I don't believe it either! Daisen rarely expressed his opinion.

"The words of this smiling Buddha are true and false, I saw Tianjizi, and the matter of Xuanjizi's apprenticeship may be true!"

After speaking, I put incense on Li Daochang, but today's incense was inserted into the incense burner and fell out.

My incense is very stable, this incense will fall out, could it be that Daochang Li gave us some hints?

I quickly washed my hands, re-incense, and began to shake the hexagrams!

The hexagram changes are complicated, and the results are not very clear!

This time, I couldn't see it.

The first-line copper coin master looks at people's popularity. ，

The three-line copper coin master knows the time.

The six-line copper coin god looks at the ghosts and gods.

Nine-line copper coins are watched by the heavenly master.

I am now a third-line copper coin life master, and I can't even see the hexagram, could it be a matter of ghosts and gods?

When the time came, I and Dashan sprinkled the court and waited for this time to come.

There is dragon energy in the capital, and the ghosts and gods are both respectful and afraid.

If there are ghosts, there are gods, but the definition of gods is not clear, how to distinguish between ghosts and gods?

As soon as the time passed, when I entered Hai, I gave Li Daochang the third incense at the end of the day!

I heard the sound of footsteps.

It's high heels! The sound is crisp.

Seven or eight seconds later, a woman came up.

The woman was dressed in a long red dress, and she was dressed as extraordinarily charming.

She looks like a classical beauty of the Republic of China, as if she came out of a painting!

I looked at her, she looked at me, I stood up and sat down!

Squinted at the cigarette in front of the portrait of Li Daochang, the cigarette burned normally.

Tong Jinling, who was hanging in the southeast corner, did not ring.

"This young lady, you came so late, what can I help you?" I asked, looking at her bright red dress and fair skin.

She should be about 26 years old, and she grows like a watery Hibiscus!

She smiled, took a cigarette out of her delicate little bag, and asked me to light it for her.

Dashan stood right behind me, and he looked at the woman carefully, observing her every move.

The mountains have discerning eyes and can see ghosts.

The cigarette she smoked had a strange taste and didn't feel like tobacco!

"Mr. Zhang, did you just do a good deed a few days ago?"

The woman asked, smiling like a flower.

"A good thing? Hehe...... I do good things every day, such as helping an old lady cross the street and giving a beggar a dime, I do it every day, sometimes several times a day! ”

"Hehe...... the woman pursed her lips and smiled, "Mr. Zhang is so humorous!" What I'm saying is, you did a good deed, but you also hurt someone! ”

"What do you mean? How can I help others and hurt others? I asked, puzzled.

The woman smiled and took out a picture from her delicate bag!

"Mr. Zhang, do you know him?"

I took the picture from her hand and saw a child sitting in front of an old gate! The child looked to be about a year old.

I feel familiar, but I can't remember who it is!

The mountain was right behind me, and he suddenly took the photo out of my hand!

He looked at it, and suddenly frowned: "Zhengyang...... This is...... That ghost baby, the one we caught at Zhao Ying's house! ”

When I heard Dashan's words, I was immediately taken aback, and I took the photo and looked at it, isn't it......

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