Chapter 869: Young Man with Hemorrhoids
Xiao Xiao is a person with hemorrhoids, and he often says that he is a young man with hemorrhoids.
Xiao Xiao was a child with hemorrhoids very early, and he didn't want others to know about his hemorrhoids.
He once described his ambition in the poem to cure hemorrhoids.
After arriving in the primeval forest, he walked a lot, his hemorrhoids were cured, his rhinitis was cured, his mood was better, and he could see all kinds of strange things in the forest, and his soul was comfortable.
The days are boiling day by day, the primeval forest is damp, it is inevitable that you will rest in the forest, when you rest, do not make a fire, do not roast the body, the body will be moldy.
The humidity in this forest is really heavy, like the air and water bubbling on the ground, and walking in the forest feels like walking in the water.
Deep forest, deep forest, there are many monsters in the forest that have grown from the embryonic development of many beasts, they have unique skills, and some have been bought by the Tianyi Star people, hiding in the forest, waiting for the opportunity to attack the earthlings.
In fact, they are also earthlings, to be exact, they are earthlings made by earthlings, and they are earthlings.
Those monsters,Not all of them are made by the black hero.,There may be some monsters that the black herogue made in the real yàn room.,But so many monsters.,The black hero's ability can't be made.,The ability of the black hero.,Those monsters,Other people can also make it.,In the depression mountain、Distant mountain、Wuling Mountain、Zhusoul Mountain,Including in the water country in the sea,There are a lot of real yàn rooms,The people in the real yàn room will cultivate some very strange things.,When they grow up,And practice some spells.,It's a very peculiar guy with a unique skill.。
Ma Cha has never seen these monsters, saying that they are monsters, not to mention, there are really some "monsters" whose appearance is very intoxicating, and that appearance combines the advantages of people and animals. To say that she is an animal but to be a human being, and to say that she is a human but to be an animal, both in terms of hair and in terms of four hooves. All are extremely peugeot.
These monsters that come out of the real yàn room can be reproduced again, so that monsters give birth to monsters, and there are many monsters in the world.
There is nothing to be afraid of, there are still many magic masters like Ma Cha in the world, and those who have practiced their spells to a certain extent, how can a few monsters be scared? Depending on what kind of monster you are, let the horse come and the master spell will knock you down one by one.
There are not many easy paths in this primeval forest, and as you walk, you will encounter trees full of vines, and the vines and plants are like weaving a net. Blocking the way, making people cry out for misery.
When you can't complain. People still have tricks, no matter how difficult the road is, no matter how dangerous the place, it will not stump people, especially people like Ma Cha, who are extremely tenacious. Whatever comes across, it will not give in. It was really a difficult road, so Ma Cha took out the blue snow fan, and after a while, he opened a way.
There are more orcs in the forest. When dealing with these monsters, it is necessary to prevent the attack of the machine made by Tianyixing, and beware of the attack of the beast, this primeval forest is beautiful, but it is full of dangers, people walk in it, and they may die under the tree.
There is nothing terrible about people dying, but it will be regretted, if Ma Cha dies, it is a pity that the successor of the magic treasure shop is unattended, if Xiao Xiao is dead, who will arrest Yang Dong with his heart, if Xiao Huo is dead, who will write poems spread by red fire, if Xiaoice is dead, who will calmly express his feelings with words, they do not think about life and death, they think about how to walk the road under their feet.
The primeval forest is full of roads, but there are roads everywhere.
Ma Cha remembered that a long time ago, the Free Army and the Red Coats fought, and the two armies were opposed. Later, the Free Army, like many other armies, went to the four mountains, and the Red Army established its own large manor country, and the Free Army was still at odds with the Red Army of the big manor country, and the two sides were not in harmony.
Ma Cha is a smart man, he is not very willing to participate in military operations like Meng Hai, he has provided the army with some necessary magic weapons, but he himself is actually a businessman, earn some money, eat and drink enough, and life is not in vain.
For the people who are not good in the world, people in the world should pursue beauty and move forward towards beauty, let's just say that aliens are coming, which has brought great pressure to the big manor country, the mountain country, and the water country, and brought great disasters to the people of the earth, such a situation is not good, and the battle is to set off towards the good and fight for the rights that should be obtained.
It's not right to kill, it's not beautiful to kill, but Ma Cha had to kill those monsters in the primeval forest, and also had to kill some fierce beasts, Ma Cha wanted to walk well, but Ma Cha was always attacked, Ma Cha always had to fight back, he fought back a few times, and he wanted the other party's life, the spell was too high, there was no way.
Xiao Luo was a poet when he was in high school, and he is still a poet.
Xiao Xiao has always had a heart disease in his heart, and this matter has long become a disease in Xiao Xiao's heart. At that time, when he was in high school, Xiao Luo's parents and relatives planned to let Xiao Xiao break out of the group dormitory and live in a rented house in order to let Xiao Xiao have a good academic performance in the future.
Of course, according to my parents, I don't have the lights out every night in the rented house, so that the lights in the house are controlled by myself, and when I come back at night, I can study with the lights on for a while.
Other students are in the dormitory, and at 9 o'clock in the evening, the lights will automatically turn off, and they can't light wax to study for a while, and the light will be on, which will affect the rest of other students.
And according to the parents' intentions, Xiao Xiao can come back and learn a little more. In fact, after Xiao Xiao came back in the evening, he didn't want to study for a while, and there was no need to study for a while.
After a day's worth of lessons, and coming back at night, there's no need to put pressure on yourself anymore. Study when it's time to study, rest when it's time to rest, and study and rest can't affect each other.
But according to the parents' intentions, Xiao Xiao has to come back to study for a while, and other students are resting in the dormitory, Xiao Xiao can study a little more, learn a little more a day, study a little more in two days, and learn a little more after a long time? How much more can I learn?
Xiao Xiao didn't think this was a clever learning method, in fact, the teacher also said that there is no need to study when you get home, and rest early, because you still need to get up early the next day.
But the parents had the idea of quick success and quick profit, and wanted Xiao Xiao to get better results in a short time, so they asked Xiao Xiao to come back every day to "learn a little more", which had caused great disgust at Xiao Xiao at that time.
There are even more disgusting things, the parents have no money and are out-and-out poor people, but the parents have to learn from the rich family to ask for a tutor for Xiao Wrest, and ask the tutor to give Xiao Whack a make-up lesson.
Xiao Luo goes home every week, needs to ride a broken bicycle home to get his living expenses, gets a week's living expenses, and needs to ride his bicycle home again on Sunday to get money.
Originally, it was tiring enough to ride a bicycle from home to school, but when I came, I still needed to go to a female teacher's office to listen to the teacher talk about the boring and boring course, in fact, those simple knowledge, Xiao Xiao's own homeroom teacher, had already talked about it in the classroom, even if the teacher didn't talk about it, so basic knowledge, so simple knowledge, the female teacher with red lipstick again?
Xiao Luo's family has no money, his parents are out-and-out poor, and when he was in junior high school, he also asked his parents to write a poverty certificate.
Xiao Whoo didn't make up for the class a few times, and the family couldn't bear it, and Xiao Whack was very reluctant to make up the class, so he stopped later.
Xiao Xiao was made up for class, as if a child had taken tonics, what a shameful thing this is, what a shameless thing this is.
In fact, when Xiao Xiao was in his second year of high school, he drank a lot of boiled herbs, which was not entirely for the treatment of Xiao Xiao's rhinitis, and the doctor's prescription had deer antler velvet in the medicine, which was for Xiao Xiao to strengthen his body.
Xiao Xiaoluo's health at that time was really not very good, he had a runny nose and was weak, probably because he was by a gay boy in his third year of junior high school. This lane is a word with rich meanings, that boy, and Xiao Wtake have same-sex sex, Xiao Wtake is not a homosexual, but Xiao Wtake is weak by nature, and within a few months, the boy has been doing it almost every day, this one makes Xiao Wrestling's body very weak.
As for that lane, as for playing with that boy, Xiao Wtake didn't want to talk about it more, this matter was buried in Xiao Wrest's heart, making him uncomfortable like shit.
This kind of thing is a long, long time, making it difficult for Xiao Xiao to tell others, including the people at home, how his body is weak, how is his physique bad, and Xiao Xiao is hard to explain.
There are a lot of things that make Xiao Xiao unspeakable, and many things that are difficult to say, making it difficult for Xiao Xiao to tell.
Xiao Xiao began to write poems, using obscure poems to express all kinds of inner depression, depression and so on.
Xiao Xiao remembered that he had been on the Internet all night at that time, because of the lack of sex education at that time, he searched for unhealthy information on the Internet all night, the purpose was to watch, but it was always unsuccessful.
After a night, Xiao Xiao found the female teacher to make up the class, the female teacher smeared a very red lipstick, and told Xiao Xiao some bullshit knowledge, Xiao Xiao didn't hear much knowledge, he spent all night on the net, tired, didn't listen much, and gave the teacher a brand new one hundred yuan.
At that time, there should have been a rule prohibiting teachers from making up lessons outside of class, but if the teacher could earn more money through this method, he gave Xiao Whack a make-up lesson.
Xiao Xiao didn't know what the specific reason was, he was beaten by the teacher, Xiao Xiao was beaten, and he had to drink herbs, drink the black medicine, and let the teacher open a small stove, etc., etc.,
When Xiao Xiao grew up, looking back on his past life, he hated the lack of sex education! He hated the boy who kept playing with him! He hated the teacher who made up the lessons! He hated the parents who forced him to study without knowing anything! Xiao Xiao hated a lot of things! He hated a lot of things! He also hated himself with a weak personality! Xiao Xiao hated it! He hated a lot of things!
Today's little fall wanders with Ma Cha in the primeval forest, looking back on the past, Xiao Xiao hates it very much! (To be continued......)