We were handcuffed to the radiator in the hall, and we said, "Officer, they are the murderers, and I am the victim." ”

The policeman carried a bag full of yellow discs and said, "Are you a sprinkler here?" ”

"This ...... Isn't that what everyone likes to see? He said forcefully.

"Don't be stubborn, I'll let you slowly like it later." The policeman took the cloth and went to a room in the corridor.

With Rocky's means, if we want to break free from the handcuffs, it is a blink of an eye, but we don't want to get into trouble, so we don't move, and the glass eye is unwilling, and scolds me in pieces, saying that his uncle is from the underworld, and we will look good when he goes out.

Coincidentally, the little Taoist priest who refused to admit prostitution was brought over by the police and handcuffed to the heating pipe next to us, and the policeman pointed at him and said: "You have figured out whether you are prostituting or treating people, think clearly when you are scattering, and let you get up when you scatter your children." ”

"Uncle policeman, I'm really sick." The kid said to the police with tears on his face.

I couldn't help laughing, and when I saw that the policeman was gone, he suddenly changed his vicious face and said, "Laughing? Believe it or not, Lao Tzu made a phone call to kill you with three truckloads. ”

At this time, Rocky and I laughed at the same time, and the glass-eyed hatefully took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit it, and before he could smoke it, the police grabbed him and said, "Who smokes here?" Who smokes? ”

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I forgot where it was." The glass eyes are closed and bowed a few times.

"Smoke again, I'll let you swallow a pack of cigarettes." The policeman scolded him and turned away.

I saw the little Taoist priest sneaking out a small porcelain bottle from his pocket, looking left and right and no one paid attention to him, he unscrewed the cap, and a spicy and pungent smell similar to Sichuan pepper wafted out. ”

He was very surprised and said, "You know this thing? ”

"Isn't it snake gall with safflower pollen, you use this thing to corrode the handcuffs, and by tomorrow morning you can almost break the handcuffs, and the smoke produced is enough to attract all the police, don't you lack the heart?" I asked.

"Hey, how do you know the effect of phosphating powder?" The little Taoist priest asked me in some surprise.

I pretended to smile coldly and said, "I know that this is nothing, I also know what you do." ”

"Really, what do you tell me I do?" The little Taoist priest was attracted to me.

I pinched my fingers a few times, rolled my eyes and muttered a few words: "Lao Jun has an order, don't say anything, the way of heaven is heaven, the way of earth is earth, humanity is man, and the way of spirit is spirit." These words seem inexplicable, but they actually belong to the secret language of Xuanmen, and the explanation is actually very simple, which means that "Taishang Laojun said that the people in the door are divided into heaven, earth, people, and spirits", to put it bluntly, it is the code language of two Taoist priests greeting each other, which is similar to the black language of bandits.

This kid's eyes were about to smash into the ground and said, "Daxian, you, you take me." ”

I couldn't help myself from laughing out loud and said, "Young man, you are originally from my Dao Sect, and we are not outsiders. ”

"Oops! You, you...... It's a god. The kid said dumbfounded.

The glass eye also subconsciously leaned over to us and said, "You are really a Taoist priest?" ”

The little Taoist priest nodded and said, "Indeed." ”

Glass Eyes was also shocked and said: "I thought that the fortune tellers were all lies, is it true?" ”

Without waiting for me to answer, the little Taoist priest took the initiative to explain for me: "Really, absolutely true. ”

I was worried that the glass eye would break the casserole and ask in the end, so it would show the original form: "Fortune-telling and hexagram questioning is the communication of people who are destined, and if you don't believe it, it will not work." ”

"I believe, can the Taoist master calculate a hexagram for me? Look at when I can transit, these two years have been really unlucky to death. "He and I were at war in an instant.

My mind turned, and I thought of the point of fooling him, so I said: "Actually, at the first glance of you, I knew that you had excess essence consumption, essence was born of Yuan Yang, and if you lost essence, you would be deficient, and if you lacked yang, your luck would naturally be damaged, so bad luck would not be enough." "Part of my back is the astrological explanation of bad luck.

"What do you mean?" The glass-eyed culture is so low that I can't understand what this sentence means.

I could only tell him in simple terms: "Dude, you have to less, study more, and in about half a year, your luck will naturally improve." ”

He subconsciously glanced at his left hand, and suddenly realized: "It turns out that this matter is still in charge, I really didn't expect it." ”

"Yes, since you know it, don't masturbate it anymore, why bother, hurt your body, hurt your nerves and hurt your kidneys." I hypocritically said.

He wants to have a little culture, and from this sentence, he can hear that I, a Taoist priest, is pretending, but Glass Eye just doesn't have this cultural literacy, he said: "Daoist, is there a way to quickly replenish what I lost?" ”

I thought for a while and said, "You first feed a sheep to eat ginseng for a month, and then slaughter the sheep and feed it to the dog, and when the dog eats the sheep, then slaughter the dog and chop it into minced meat, mix it in the feed and feed it to the male donkey. ”

"Gyro spins a ball, and there is such an awesome tonic?" The glass ball was caught in the glass eye frame, and he almost didn't squeeze it out by himself.

"Do you have what it takes to get that?"

This "donkey whip miracle medicine" is not something I said casually, but an aphrodisiac commonly used in the palace of the Ming Dynasty, which is clearly recorded, and there is a small category of Fengmen thaumaturgy is the "Witch Doctor" which introduces the preparation methods of some aphrodisiacs, ecstasy and poisons.

"yes, awesome, right? As long as you eat one of these donkey whips, not only will your vitality be completely restored, but you will also be guaranteed to be stronger than a male donkey. Rocky couldn't help but answer me.

"It's fucking hilarious." Glass-eyed sighed enviously.

"I said that the relationship between the four of you is really good, and you start chatting about family affairs? Do you know what kind of place this is? A young police officer said to us.

"Report to the leader, we have a little misunderstanding about this, and I drank too much, so I shouldn't scold others, I want to be private about this matter." Glass-eyed cowered and policeman.

"Zao Nima, why do you bother to come here to scatter, but your problem is not only fighting, but also selling pornographic discs, it's not so easy for you to leave."

As soon as he heard this, he said: "Leader, this yellow disc is not my goods, and I also sell it for others." ”

"Sold for whom?"

"This ...... Can I go? ”

"If there is indeed meritorious service, it can be considered."

Glass-eyed turned his head and asked me, "Dao Chief, you can calculate a hexagram for me, if you report these people, will you be killed when you turn around and leave the police station?" ”

I leaned my head against my head and clasped my hair with my hand, uh-huh, the policeman sneered: "You can also tell fortunes, you are quite good?" ”

"Yes, this Taoist master is accurate in fortune-telling." Glass-eyed said seriously.

"Don't talk nonsense, I'll be honest......" When he reprimanded us, a fishy smell came to my nose, and I subconsciously looked up, only to see a stout man with his hands handcuffed behind his back, staring and holding his head high, walking into the hall of the police station.

There was clearly black smoke coming out of his shoulders, and his eyes didn't move when he walked.

"Officer, what did this man do to get in?" I pointed to the man.

"You're really bothering about other people's hearts, first figure out what you're up to."

After saying that, he turned to leave, and I hurriedly said, "Officer, that person is strange, you must be careful." He ignored me and turned away.

"Dao Chief, if you tell my fortune and expose that group of people, will I be retaliated against?" Glass-eyed perseverance.

"Oh, tell me your birthday." I was about to pretend to coax him, when I saw two plainclothes people hurriedly walking up to him with extremely grim expressions, and at first glance it looked like something was wrong.

"Li Yanhong, I just got the news that we were ordered to arrest you." One of the boards said solemnly.

"Selling a yellow disc is the most public security punishment, why are you detaining me?"

"Because the yellow disc you sold contains footage of real people abusing and killing, we hope that you will cooperate with the investigation, otherwise you will not escape the suspicion of murder."

Li Yanhong's face turned green when she heard this: "Don't scare me, you two, I, I'm just a yellow disc seller, and I will never dare to kill anyone." ”

"You have time to explain for yourself, but not here." The policeman said coldly, untied Li Yanhong's handcuffs, handcuffed him and escorted him into the corridor, and soon the servants disappeared down the stairs at the end.

I was very surprised, not because of Li Yanhong's "yellow disc level", but according to the physiognomy of the characters recorded in "Breaking the Disaster and Setting Stars", I saw that Li Yanhong was a "lewd leak" who "broke too much" and lost his luck.

Everyone must remember that "lewdness" is the most obvious one among all the means and methods of self-damage or robbery, so Buddhism has a cloud of "all evil and lewdness first", which is the truth.