"It's rare that Brother Wang still remembers me in his heart." Li Mu didn't look at the beauty behind him, but raised his glass to Li Yan: "I toast Brother Wang, thank you Brother Wang for your kindness." ”

Li Yan drank the wine, put down the glass, and said, "I know that you have a high vision, and you have always been very picky about women. The two of them are both famous talented women in the south of the Yangtze River, not to mention their beauty, they are proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting. I'm sure you'll love it. Merely... Li Yan paused and said with a smile: "But I don't know if my brother and sister will have opinions, if it causes a fire in your backyard, then I won't be able to go." ”

It's really bad, Xue Lengyu suddenly criticized the reason why I saw you for a long time. , knowing that his younger brother has a wife, he also sent him a woman, and he also sent two of them, isn't this obviously letting the two of them fight?

"Brother Wang laughed." Li Mu said: "The princess is everyone's beautiful lady, virtuous and virtuous, so she will be so careful." Don't hide it from Brother Wang, yesterday, the princess was afraid that her subordinates would not take good care of me, so she specially selected a smart and clever maid to serve in my room. ”

In this era, tolerance is a woman's virtue. What's more, as a princess, managing the charming backyard for her man is also one of the important responsibilities.

Li Mu said, glancing at the princess.

As early as when she saw those two amorous beauties, there was a faint unhappy look on the princess's face. In her heart, she had already scolded Li Yan for thousands of sentences, but she couldn't express it, and now that the prince saw her, she could only laugh forcibly.

"Really?" Li Mu said: "My brother and sister are so virtuous now, that's really a blessing for you." The person selected by the princess must be hundreds of times better than the one sent by this king. ”

Princess Mu's jealousy is spicy, it is famous, once because of the matter of Concubine Na, Li Mu and the princess had a very strong quarrel, and almost all of them became news of the royal family. And because of this, Li Mu began to snub the princess.

For Li Mu, he always had feelings for the princess in his heart, but he couldn't tolerate the princess wanting to be his only one. Joke, he is a dignified prince, over time, no one knows if he will become the emperor, is there only one queen in his harem? That's not the talk of the world.

"From the perspective of women's people, Brother Wang won't laugh at it." Li Mu said. As he spoke, he glanced at the dining room and saw Xue Lengyu standing in the corner with his head down and trying to pretend to be invisible, and he couldn't help but have a hint of wanting to tease her.

Li Yan said: "Mu, it's not right for you to say that. But your words give me a proposal. ”

"Brother Wang, please speak." Li Mu said.

Li Yan said: "Just eating and drinking like this is boring, but I have a good way to help the wine." ”

Li Mu said, "Oh, Brother Wang, let's hear it." “

Li Yan said: "The two of them are excellent at singing and dancing. The woman selected by the princess for the princess must also be the best in the world. If the virtuous brothers are willing, it is better to call them out, let them try, and let us open our eyes. ”

Although Xue Lengyu lowered his head, the conversation on the table was listened to word for word. I thought I was just standing aside and waiting, but who knew that when I said this, I talked about her. Just as he was worried, Li Yan actually made such a suggestion, and immediately clenched his fists, cursing in his heart, no wonder this person is in such poor health, he must have done too many things that lack virtue.

Who knew that Li Mu actually arrived: "It's okay." Xue Lengyu, come here. ”

Li Yan was stunned: "What, she's here." ”

"She is the personal maid sent by the princess, so she naturally has to serve aside." Li Mu said.

Xue Lengyu is about to cry, this honestly stands aside, and the disaster will find him, even if he is unlucky during this time, he can't be worse like this. Let her perform her talents? How to perform, she is famous for her incomplete pentatonic and stiff limbs in school, is there another poem, this is not a fun show.

Li Mu shouted, Xue Lengyu shuddered, knowing that it was the husband and wife who were fighting, but there was nothing they could do. walked out of the corner and slowly walked towards Li Mu.

Shu Li stood a few steps behind him inside, quietly looking at Xue Lengyu. This woman, looking at her, really seems to want to be forgotten by everyone. Then wasn't her behavior this morning to attract the attention of the prince?

Xue Lengyu felt like a walking corpse and walked to Li Mu's side, and bent down to everyone: "Slaves and maids to the prince, the prince of Yan, the princess, and the butterfly concubine, please be safe." ”

Concubine Die looked at Xue Lengyu's expression, and suddenly felt a little more sympathetic. Of course, she could see that Xue Lengyu was the victim of the awkward quarrel between the prince and the princess, so she made up her mind to stay out of the matter and never speak.

"You are the maid that the princess gave to the prince?" Li Yan became interested, looked at Xue Lengyu carefully, and said, "Sure enough, it's a sign maid." ”

Xue Lengyu is not ugly, not only is she not ugly, but she is definitely Peugeot, a first-class beauty. But depending on how it compares, Xue Lengyu stood in front of everyone, just standing ordinary, with a somewhat restrained expression. And the two Jiangnan people behind Li Mu are also standing, but that posture and gestures have been practiced countless times, and their whole body exudes charm and grace, which is not comparable to Xue Lengyu.

This principle is actually very simple, the same figure, the same clothes, the model put on a catwalk, and suddenly the room was full of brilliance. Ordinary people wear it, but it is also average.

Therefore, Li Yan praised Xue Lengyu Peugeot, which was already a kind word to give the princess face.

Xue Lengyu was trying to use what kind of rhetoric to not anger Li Mu, and to dispel his ridiculous idea, but Li Mu didn't plan to give her a chance to choose, so he said directly: "Xue Lengyu, even Steward Wang praised you to me, saying that you are smart and clever, and your talent is excellent." Today is the opportunity to have this opportunity, so you can show this king a hand. It just so happens that I will also see what the princess thinks about this king. ”

Steward Wang, who was standing by the door, had a black line on his face, and immediately felt a murderous aura in the air. Yes, yes, he led the person who sent the plaque that day and accidentally touched Li Mu, and then praised Xue Lengyu without a trace, but it was not as exaggerated as Li Mu said.

Xue Lengyu hurriedly said: "Lord Wang, the slave doesn't know anything, and he doesn't dare to make a fool of himself." ”

Xue Lengyu didn't want to refute Li Mu's face, but he really didn't have anything to take it for. Rather than losing face for a while, it is better to say ugly things first.

But things do not allow Xue Lengyu to be unwilling, and the purple-clothed beauty behind Li Mu said: "Miss Xue, you are from the palace, and your status is noble." It's not that you look down on our sisters and disdain them. ”

Li Mu's face turned cold: "What kind of status does she have?" Xue Lengyu, this king ordered you to perform one for everyone, but you don't want to. ”

Li Mu's tone was very bad, Xue Lengyu didn't want to turn a few words in his mouth again and again, but he still didn't dare to spit it out.

Seeing that Xue Lengyu was embarrassed, the princess hurriedly said: "Lord, Leng Yu is a small family, she is timid and afraid, don't scare her." These two are both talented women in Jiangnan, how can she compare. ”

The princess hurriedly spoke, it was not for Xue Lengyu to speak, but because she was afraid that Xue Lengyu would be too embarrassed and make Li Muqian angry with her.

Before Li Mu could answer, Li Yan said first: "Brother and sister, you are too modest, so why not let this king open his eyes." Jasmine, Yingxue, why don't you sing and dance first, throw bricks and lead jade, and then ask Miss Xue for advice. ”

"Yes." The woman in red named Jasmine said softly: "Lord Wang, Niangniang, then the little woman will be ugly."

Xue Lengyu and the princess both had dark faces, but Li Mu acquiesced.

It seems that they have been prepared for a long time, Jasmine and Yingxue walked to the hall in front of the table, and some of Li Yan's subordinates came up with a handful of pipa, Jasmine took it, saluted everyone slightly, and sat on the chair. The back is straight, and the sitting posture is graceful.

Everyone put down the chopsticks in their hands, looked at them intently, and Mo Xiangman said: "The little woman played a song "Jiangnan" for the prince. I hope the prince likes it. ”

While Jasmine sat down, Yingxue also stood still in the middle of the clearing. When Jasmine's slender fingers plucked the strings, flowing like water and flowing out of the beautiful music, Yingxue's long water sleeves also waved out, and the soft waist twisted into a moving curve, light as a feather, turning out a beautiful picture.

In the sound of the piano, the sound of jasmine slowly wafts in the air, refreshing.

"Dancing and singing, singing mian, green silk and red face year after year. The king is speechless, the concubine is sleepless, and he is afraid that he will not see each other when he leaves. Between the green mountains and green waters, who tunes the silk strings, sings the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, and the sky is ...... in June in the world" (I made it up blindly, I can't make it up...... ）

It was an excellent feast of singing and dancing, and everyone was holding their breath for fear of disturbing the interest of the performers. When the song and dance were over, Yingxue put away the dance, Jasmine stood up, and greeted everyone together, and everyone came back to their senses.

Li Mu said with a smile: "Sure enough, it is a double masterpiece of singing and dancing, Brother Wang, it is difficult for you to find such a beauty." ”

Leng Yu said a little proudly: "This is nothing, by the way, Miss Xue hasn't performed yet, maybe it will open the eyes of this king even more." ”

Xue Lengyu was still a little intoxicated by the song and dance just now, and when she heard it, her face darkened. With such a jewel in front of her, she didn't dare to be ugly.

Jasmine and Yingxue saw that Xue Lengyu's heart was weak, and they also fell into the ground: "Miss Xue, our sisters are only shallow in learning, and we also ask Miss Xue to teach you." ”

"Don't dare, don't dare." Xue Lengyu said: "You sing very well and dance very well." It's because I'm just a little learned, and I don't have anything to do. ”

"Xue Lengyu." Li Mu said unhappily: "Whether it's good or not, naturally there is a master to evaluate." Are you going against the will of the master? Knowing that you are not a singing and dancing drama, or you are not good, this king will not blame you. ”

Xue Lengyu glanced at Li Mu and knew that this time he couldn't refuse anymore. But fortunately, Li Mu said that whether it is good or not, she will not be blamed, since this is the case, then let it go. Maybe if Xue Lengyu just doesn't act, it's Li Mu who has no face, and he can't even be instructed to move, if he acts, even if it's ugly, everyone will just laugh at it, and the one who has no face will be the princess.

The princess had no face, and Li Mu felt comfortable.

Xue Lengyu said: "May I ask the two princes, what kind of performance do you want to watch?" ”

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Eating to help fun, of course, the happier the better." ”

"Not bad." Li Mu said: "If you can make everyone laugh, I won't embarrass you." ”

Xue Lengyu gritted his teeth: "That slave and maid performed a piece of Tai Chi for the princes." ”

"Tai Chi?" Li Yan was stunned: "But Wudang's kung fu?" ”

"Yes." Xue Lengyu said.

"Do you know martial arts?" Li Mu frowned.

"No, it won't." Xue Lengyu said: "This Tai Chi of the slave is not considered kung fu. ”

The more I listened, the more confused I became, but Li Yan became interested: "Then you can play one and take a look." If you can make everyone happy, not only will Prince Mu not blame you, but this king will also be rewarded. ”

"Yes." Xue Lengyu straightened his clothes, and walked a few steps in the middle of the outer space to stand up straight. With a serious expression, he squatted a horse step seriously, and then hugged his chest with his hands in a circle, and recited the same mantra in his mouth, dragging the tail note:

"A big watermelon, cut it in the middle, half of it will be given to you, and half will be given to him~."

In the formula, Xue Lengyu stretched his limbs, meticulously raised his legs and arms, and pushed his palms forward .......

Croak...... It was as if a crow flew by, and the hall was half dead and silent.

After reciting the mantra, Xue Lengyu regained his momentum and returned to his original position, and everyone widened their eyes, watching Xue Lengyu's performance in a daze, and did not come back to their senses for a while.

"Snort......" I don't know which subordinate couldn't help it first, and a little sound came out of his nose, followed by a burst of laughter from everyone.

"Hahaha......" Li Yan's pale face was dyed with a flush, and Xue Lengyu was distracted for a while. It's not that I have any good feelings for him, but just a simple appreciation, an appreciation of beauty.

The princess and the princess still tried to maintain a dignified image, but they couldn't help it, so they had to cover their faces with their sleeves, and their shoulders shook slightly.

Li Mu wanted to be serious, but he couldn't help it, so he had a strange expression on his face, and finally endured it too hard, so he simply laughed.

Standing a few steps behind Li Mu, although his face was still as silent as ever, his mouth was slightly grinning, and he couldn't laugh in his heart, only this girl could have such a nonsense performance at such a time.

Only Xue Lengyu was expressionless in the wild laughter of everyone, standing motionless and solemn. She knows that the more serious the occasion, the more ridiculous it is. The more serious the joke teller is, the funnier the joke will be.

Thank you very much for the orange reward, in other words, this is the first reward received at the end of the year, excited~, the 3,000 words of the reward will be more in the next few days, and every reward will be added in the future.

And,Hehe,Unconsciously,The collection of 300 plus more has just been made up.,It seems to be 400.,The end of the talk counts.,400 plus more will also be made up.,No one will be less.