89 Pair Master
Niu Gensheng sleepwalked to the couplet center to see the champions of the seven provinces of the intestine and the liberal arts, and the outlet of the intestine was in pairs: "The water color is boundless for a day", Niu Gensheng said: "The mountain air is late and the dust is up!" said to the intestine: "It's really comfortable to be scared left and right" Niu Gensheng closed his eyes and said: "I'm so happy to go in and out of the concave and convex!"
Jinghua Zhuangyuan said: "There is a hole in pairs under Mt. Fuji!" Niu Gensheng said: "The lion rides on the turtle and is happy for ten thousand years!"
The champion of Tsinghua University said: "I am determined to read all the books in the world, and you will lose the bet." Niu Gensheng said: "You are angry and know all the words in the world to win blindness!" The so-called champion of Tsinghua vomited blood on the spot! Spraying chicken feathers all over the ground!
The champion of Fujian Province said: "Zheng Chenggong is a father, but it is a pity that he is a eunuch!" Niu Gensheng said: "Cheng Si Khan is your ancestor ashamed and ashamed."
Niu Gensheng said: "The Bund in Shanghai is a master against Shenzhou!"
Tianlongquan Province said against the tyrant: "Evergrande Ice Spring White Water into Spring Rock Flow" Niu Gensheng said: "Drunk to waste firewood, this wood into firewood mountains and mountains"
Ma Yun Province as the king of the generation said: "Hong is a bird by the river, close the door in the middle of the moon" Niu Gensheng said: "Silkworms are insects in the world, thinking of cultivating the heart of the field"
The drunken province said to the braggart king in the middle: "Jia Island is drunk and the truth is poured" Niu Gensheng said without thinking: Liu Ling drank all the food and did not leave zero!
In the end, he invited Sima Yi, the distant cousin of the last global champion of the king, to be so awesome to God: "So-so, tiger dog, male wolf, girl is a genius me" Niu Gensheng broke out in a cold sweat and said: "Mother-in-law, mother-in-law, naked horse, riding a wolf and eating shit, rice bucket you!"
Niu Gensheng said casually: "You are not a real dog for the ghosts of Shenzhou!" Niu Gensheng was so unconvinced and said angrily: "I am the first to heaven and earth" Niu Gensheng: You go to the earth and enter the sky, you are in a coffin?
Rulai summed up: "The Three Realms are good and they should have won, but they have not cultivated morality when they are right! Although Niu Gensheng is still a little bit away from being the right master, his right work can indeed awaken the soul of the people! This is commendable! He is a country guy who has not dried up his milk and can win the champion of liberal arts in seven provinces in a row, which is unprecedented and unprecedented, and there is no one who has come after, I count that this year is the master championship of the freshly baked Niu Gensheng, who is invincible and invincible to the heaven and earth, and the invincible supreme master is the master of the Golden Cup Award!" Wei Minglun hid in Bashan and asked for advice from Guiguzi! Gu Jing, the king of tricks, sighed and said: There is a pair of kings in the year of the country, and each one will lead the way for a hundred years! Really: The back waves of the Yangtze River cover the front waves, and one generation is better than the old generations, right!
The peach fairy said: "The New Year is celebrated, and the festival is called Changchun!" Niu Gensheng said: "The sound of the wind and rain, the sound of reading, the sound of reading, the Spring Festival couplets are linked to the world, and the couplets are linked to the door!" Even Mandela in the world has put up his big mother finger and said good couplets! He and Huang Jiaqi sang a song "Glorious Years" to congratulate! All mankind sang: "Today there is only a residual body, welcome the glorious years, hold on to freedom in the wind, and ask who can do it?。。。。。。 ”
The couplets in the Three Realms can only be done by Niu Gensheng! The couplets do not change every year, and they are guarding the home of mankind together with the door god!