Spoof of the Nosebleed By Millet

Min Xin turned on the screen of the small building's main computer, and the first thing that was reflected on the enlarged screen was a military doctor in a long robe.

Then the camera zoomed out, only to hear a white-bearded grandfather was rambling, the content is nothing more than should take xx medicine oo medicine pay attention to this attention to the taboo this avoidance and so on and so forth.

Feng Jinjie, who has been maintaining a face-down and hip-up posture and listening to the teachings on the bed, finally couldn't help but get up and sweep the doctor out of the house when he heard the old man tell him not to approach women, and then climbed down and continued to endure with a face full of forbearance.

Dong Liang lay on the head of the bed, and touched Feng Jinjie's hair apologetically.

"Jinjie, you have suffered...... But I didn't expect you to be unable to get out of bed, in fact, if you resist, I won't insist on going your own way......"

Hearing this, Feng Someone reluctantly pulled out a "skimming" smile, and opened a pair of watery black eyes unusually professionally.

"It's okay Dongli, it's what you mean, I don't have anything to say......"

Min Xin's screams formed a branch of lightning that hit the ground directly, and then turned into ball lightning and floated all over the world.

"Jinjie you! You! You! ”

You're suffering! Are you two finally going to change from a strong attack made in heaven to a perverse weak attack?

"Suffer a P! I'm like this, and you're still laughing at me! ”

Although Min Xin didn't say the keyword, Feng Jinjie, who has always been very attentive to the beauty, correctly gained insight into the heart of a witch like a needle under the sea.

- Alas, the Wind Festival is the boiled duck, and the meat is rotten and the mouth is not rotten.

Min Xin made such a final decision, and then began to instill nursing knowledge to Feng Jinjie with the love of his classmates, naturally, as a person with a master's degree in medicine, he has always felt very inexplicable that witches only know proctology knowledge.

"That was last night......"

The beautiful girl in the small building who had been forced to confess for three hours sat in front of the computer, listening intently to the report of her sleepy classmates.

"And then?"

"After the training, I was tired enough, I was too lazy to mess with those generals, and I ran back to the bedroom to rest."

"And then?"

"It's okay to be idle, drink."

"And then?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Accidentally, it seems to have drunk too much......"

"β€”and then ~~~~~~~~~~~"

"I was dizzy and wanted to wash my face, so I ran out, and I happened to bump into the ...... of the East Fence"

"And then ~~~~~~~~~?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ He stared at me for a long time...... Don't talk ............."

"And then what about !!!!!!!!!"

The witch's volume can lift the ceiling of the small building in half.

Feng Jinjie glanced up at the roof and glared at Minxin on the screen:

"And then what then!! And then he hit me with another thirty boards! ”