Chapter 296: Pumping You
Chapter 296: Pumping You
"Bad aesthetics? Aren't you scolding yourself? Du Shengnan ate and drank to his heart's content, opened his mouth and unscrupulously gave a super loud "hiccup".
The disgusting disgust of everyone was: "Oh, why are you so disgusting every time!" ”
"Can you be a girl, can you be more elegant, the meal you just finished making you vomit!"
Du Shengnan didn't think so, but said that everyone was hypocritical: "As far as you are elegant, can you still not burp and fart for the rest of your life?" I don't know who sleeps every night grinding their teeth and talking in their dreams, as long as you can pretend, I can't. I don't believe you can pretend for a lifetime! ”
Qi Muge rolled his eyes, leaned on Yao Yiyue and said in a voice that everyone could hear: "Let's not have dinner together in the future, just eat whatever you want." I can't create any good atmosphere, and the professional cold scene is 100 points. ”
Yao Yiyue pursed her lips and chuckled: "You can't blame her, maybe it's just that there is no education in this area at home." ”
"Table manners can still be specially educated? Do you need to hold a class? Hey, no, isn't there an elective, business etiquette? Qi Muge poked his head over and said to Du Shengnan: "Didn't you report business etiquette, you have learned everything you should learn, why are you still like this!" ”
"What she means is clear, what kind of etiquette is it to eat with us. Just go with the flow and do what she wants, doesn't she really understand? There is no such thing as going out to eat with the leader in this world, it is really the leader who picks up the dishes and she turns the table, the leader who speaks and she eats, and the leader who toasts and she sits still, no one is that kind of fool! Yao Yiyue didn't look at Du Shengnan, and continued: "So, this is nature, and it also shows that there is no gap between us." ”
Wang Yu sneered, sighed and said to Du Shengnan: "Yao Yiyue really thinks highly of you, you kid really don't take these vulgar things seriously." ”
She said softly: "The elective class was called three times, and she caught up with it twice and then didn't go." And every time I go to class, I read novels, and I don't listen to anything, she thinks that life is too far away from us. ”
So Du Shengnan himself is like this? That's weird, isn't it? Yao Yiyue was dumbfounded, and Wang Yu said again: "I persuaded her last time, but she just didn't listen." At that dinner, we were all assigned to a table with the instructor. We didn't dare to eat, but she was very happy to eat alone, you don't know that the instructor's face is not good-looking. Oh, man, listen to the persuasion. ”
Du Shengnan then realized that he asked Wang Yu: "You said that the instructor is unhappy?" Why are you upset? I didn't eat her, it's time to toast and I'll toast too. ”
Wang Yu rolled his eyes and explained: "I didn't come up with a dish, you all craned your neck and asked innocently, 'What kind of dish?', and then turned the table to eat in front of you." In the end, a plate of fish came up, and everyone didn't use chopsticks much. You've been digging for a long time and putting it on your plate, and why are you still sipping chopsticks when you're eating. By the way, there was a mixed dish, and we didn't know how to get it. You go down with chopsticks and turn it upside down, saying it's tasteless. The guide saw it and said that it was not mixed, so he took the sauce next to it and poured it into it. The roast duck came, and I didn't know how to eat it. A classmate next to me said that it was a thin cake dipped in shredded green onions, ginger and sweet noodle sauce. This is the legendary Peking duck, I've never seen it before, but I know I'll have to pretend for a while. After turning around to you, the duck meat was all for you to eat, and I asked who let the duck head eat it. There's a lot of crepes left, and the guide rolls his eyes at you. No one at the table eats, and everyone sees you making jokes. I slammed you hard, but you didn't move, and I was so angry. ”
The main reason is that Wang Yu and Du Shengnan are roommates, and the two are in the same class, and she is a cowardly person who always wants others to say that she is a "good person". is often implicated because of Du Shengnan's jokes, no matter how good her temperament is, she can't help but vent, not to mention that she is very emotionally unstable today.
"Why didn't you remind me earlier, how did I know what you meant by pushing me. Heck, the instructor won't give me a bursary because of this, right? Then my scholarship is enough to choke, it's really a dog's eye to look down on people! She huffed her waist and crossed her waist, obviously unilaterally holding a grudge against the instructor.
"The bursary depends on the family conditions, don't you always say that your family is good and that is good? It's too high-profile to do things to the instructor, and you have to study well for the scholarship. There are a few well-known scholars in our department, not to mention that the two giants of our class Yinyun and Mu Wanrong have forcibly suppressed you. Xu Jiao and Wang Yu also go to the library every day. In our dormitory, if I can, I won't go to class, and as soon as you and Li Yuhua go to class, you will read novels endlessly. Qi Muge named them one by one, and said the focus of everyone's life this semester.
Du Shengnan was deflated in front of her Mu Ge many times today, although he didn't dare to refute it because of her stout body's fierce temper. But at this time, he could no longer suppress the fire, and shouted: "Are you embarrassed to talk about me? If you don't have a scholarship, you won't have it, your family's conditions are fine, and you still have the face to receive a scholarship, don't you just rely on you being an ethnic minority? Hmph, the girls who come out of your kind of place are very open. I don't have a boyfriend, but when I started school, I said I had it, cut! ”
This is the pain in his heart, and it is also the only thing that cannot be looked at people.
At the beginning of the school year, everyone introduced themselves. Qi Muge told Yao Yiyue that she had a boyfriend, and she was full of joy in a sweet long-distance relationship at that time. Of course, she also knew in her heart at that time that even if they could be together publicly, the two of them would definitely not last long in a different place.
But I didn't expect that the military training was not over yet. The boy had a girlfriend, and the news was told to her by a friend of Qi Muge. Qi Muge angrily called the boy and found that he was not only blocked, but also rumored that he was stalked. completely denies the fact that the two are lovers, and has always said that his Muge is wishful thinking and unrequited love.
Only then did Yao Yiyue know that it turned out that Qi Muge had fallen in love with a boy in high school. Most Mongolian boys have broad shoulders and broad faces, strong bodies, and muscles. But the boy didn't look like a Mongolian at all, he was tall, thin, red-lipped, and white-toothed, fiddling with his hair every day. The men in Qimuge's family are all about 1.7 meters tall, stocky and stout, exuding hormones all over their bodies. The women in the family are all the same as herself, they are all close to 1.7 meters tall, with a wide face, a stout and hard-working face.
Seeing such a polite and polite person, like a scholar on TV, or the popular saying "Little Fresh Meat", I naturally can't stop.
Qi Muge was originally more decisive than Yao Yiyue, she lived in a calm and happy environment since she was a child, and her family loved her very much, which made her psychologically healthy and confident. Unlike Yao Yiyue, although she knows that she looks good, she can also feel the hearts of others. But the more I wanted it, the more hesitant I became.
The way its wooden lattice expresses love is simple, giving gifts. Kindergarten children know that their favorite friends want to share delicious and fun. Qimuge brought milk, bread, and beef jerky to the boy every day, and even brought expensive fruit from home to feed him.
The boy takes his things and tells her that school doesn't allow love while dreaming about college life with him. Qi Muge mistakenly thought that the agreement between himself and the boy was an agreement to fall in love when he was admitted to college, and spared no effort to express his love in all aspects.
Falling in love, her mind is not clear, but the power of love inspires her to study hard. In the end, he agreed with the boy to be admitted to "H University", but the boy went to another city on the grounds that his parents secretly changed their wishes.
Throughout the summer vacation, Qi Muge was worried about whether this boy would be able to live with him "long" and cautious. Just because this guy took your hand, ate up your remaining half of fried noodles, and put his arm around your shoulders while singing in KTV. decided that the two of them were in love, and then asked their parents for money for various reasons to accompany the boy to play all summer vacation.
After the school started, Qimuge looked forward to the boy coming to see her countless times. But what he was waiting for was his own wishful thinking and the boy's unsparing dislike.
Her grief was heartbroken, even though she was like a she-bear. But in the face of the boy she loves, she can't help but question, retaliate, and even have the courage to add back his QQ and say it clearly.
However, all this inability to be revealed by Du Shengnan again will inevitably cause her dissatisfaction.
Qi Muge heard Du Shengnan sarcastically mock himself, and immediately stood up and took the warm hot pot and buckled it on Du Shengnan's head with lightning speed.
After talking for a long time, although the hot pot is no longer hot, the temperature is still there. Not to mention beef balls, vegetables, wide noodles stuck to the bottom of the pot, boiled and rotten sweet potato slices, and a small handful of enoki mushrooms.
"Ahh Du Shengnan couldn't dodge, he was hot, frightened and angry, and the whole person stood up. Several girls all stood up, only to see Du Shengnan constantly wiping the hot pot juice on his face. Hatefully grabbed a plate of brain flowers on the table and smashed them, and the plate of brain flowers was thrown directly to the wall by its wooden lattice.
Then he jumped onto the table and kicked all kinds of plates at Du Shengnan's body. The tiger body stretched out and jumped on top of her, where could Du Shengnan resist the weight of his wooden grid. His body fell limply and sat on the chair, and his wooden lattice kept slapping Du Shengnan's face with both hands.
At that time, Yao Yiyue really saw what it meant to be a girl from Great Mongolia and what it meant to fight. The shouting was accompanied by the movements of the hands, and the flow of water did not drag.
Everyone was stunned for a while before they came over and rushed up to pull the two people apart.
Du Shengnan was covered in hot pot juice, looking at Qi Muge who was hugged by Xu Jiao, Wang Yu, and Li Yuhua. shouted loudly: "Damn, you still dare to hit me." You let people play it, you don't dare to find someone to bully me. Do you really think I'm a soft persimmon, so easy to pinch stocks? Damn, I called the police, I got burned, I let the school expel you, I was disfigured by you. ”
As he spoke, he began to look for his mobile phone everywhere, and when he couldn't find his mobile phone, he grabbed Li Yuhua's mobile phone and had to call 110. Unexpectedly, she was snatched down by Yao Yiyue, and Yao Yiyue gave her a slap with her backhand......