147. Irrepressible masturbation
I thought of the phrase again: "If you don't see it, you don't know, the world is wonderful." ”
The person in front of him is black, thin and short, full of dick silk appearance, although the weather is not cold, but he is wearing a big black woolen windbreaker, which does not fit, and the sleeves are longer than his hands, so he has to roll up his arms and sleeves when he masturbates, which is really full of momentum.
It seems that this is a psychopathic pure 24K little dick silk.
Ever since I experienced the Black Spider incident, I hated this kind of person from the bottom of my heart for psychopaths, and I hated to slap him in the face at the time.
And this kid was also frightened by me, and immediately let go of his little brother, who was not a "strong little brother", because he was frightened, the "little thing" swished and "retracted" back into the hole.
"You ......" Before I could answer, the kid got up and rushed out of the café, and ran away, leaving me stunned.
"He's always been like this, just get used to it." A man walked up to me and said.
"Won't you call the police?" I said.
"I reported it, but he didn't do it in front of the woman, it was impossible to deal with him for this matter, and this person was also a frequent visitor, so it was the only way." The waiter's expression was quite helpless.
"I had 30,000 yuan on my desk just now, who did you see took it?"
The waiter was a little surprised: "I really didn't see it, I didn't see anyone near your table?" So much money was lost, and I had to call the police immediately. ”
I said, "Isn't it over by looking at the surveillance video, unless he's invisible." ”
It turned out to be true, through the surveillance video, I can clearly know that no one is near my table, the guests and waiters are staying in their places, and the money on the table is like magic out of thin air.
What a hell of a life, isn't the café haunted? But even if it's really haunted, it won't steal money, right?
I knew I had to ask the "everyone" in this business, so I went back to my room and told Rocky about the loss of money, he was lazily lying on the bed watching TV, sat up straight and said, "The money was lost out of thin air?" ”
"That's right, I can see it clearly in the surveillance, Brother Luo, is this haunted or something else?"
"It's definitely not a haunting, it's a very powerful door theft technique, called the Five Ghost Handling Technique."
"Five Ghost Handling? What does that mean? I wondered.
"In the theft technique, this is called empty-handed technique, which means that this person is always empty-handed, but your property has been stolen by him, and the Five Ghost Handling Technique is one of the most powerful spells, no matter how you guard against it, as long as it is the property that sees the light, he can take it away from the air, not to mention that you just put it on the table openly, even if you put it back in your pocket."
"What then? This money is lost? I said with some chagrin.
"No way, this kind of person is a master, you don't want to get it back if the money is stolen by him." Rocky laughed, completely out of anger at the theft.
"This hand is really amazing, but if you can steal property through the air, this thief is not invincible in the world." I said.
"You can't say that, the five ghost handling technique is really magical, but the method of cracking is not difficult, you put a sound on the money you take out, such as a teacup lid, or an empty bowl, he doesn't dare to steal it, this method is most afraid of unexpected situations, once it encounters a sound, the spell will be terminated immediately, or you sprinkle a circle of incense ash around the money, and the five ghost handling technique against you will not work, and there must be several necessary conditions for casting the spell, there can be no obstacles between the caster and the recipient, and it must be the property that the caster has seen, do not perform spells in places where there are incense and candles. ”
"So the person who knows how to teleport is sitting in the café, and it's most likely confronting me."
"Yes, so who do you think about who meets these conditions? This man must be a master of thieves. ”
I was about to watch the surveillance video again, but Rocky grabbed me and said, "The Five Ghost Handling Technique is one of the strongest theft techniques, and those who learn this method can almost be regarded as heavenly, even if you can find him, he is sure to hide the money by concealing it." ”
"What then? Could it be that we swallowed this breath like this? I was not convinced.
"You have to look at it, I don't think it's a shame to pay 30,000 yuan in tuition in front of this kind of person."
"But we don't have a penny on us."
"Then what's there to worry about, don't you still have 20,000 yuan?" He laughed.
"That's true, alas, forget it." Since Rocky decided not to look for bad luck in this matter, I had no choice but to give up, but I was not happy.
In the evening, the boat docked, and when she got off the boat, Li Jing came out of nowhere, her red face was a little shy, and she walked up to me and said, "Uncle, thank you for being so good to me, in this world, except for my father and sister, only you and Mr. Wen are the best for me." ”
I was also quite moved in my heart, and wrote down my mobile phone number to her: "Girl, call me big brother, I am not a few years older than your sister." ”
When I returned to the hotel, I opened my mailbox to check the email, but found that I had not received the "award information", and the time had exceeded the payment time for a long time, so I forced to call the phone number left by the other party.
The person who answered the phone was a Sichuan man who asked me if I wanted to repair household appliances.
I fucked his uncle and was actually pitted, 20,000 yuan, I was angry for a long time, I couldn't figure out how to predict that such an accurate "great fairy" would actually be a liar and cheat money, it was too big and useless.
I "consulted" Rocky about this, and although he was experienced and well versed in deception, he did not understand how a liar could predict five games in a row, and that his sixth sense was terrible to say that it was entirely a guess.
Thinking about it to no avail, but the money is really gone, and there is not a penny, even if the entrance to the ancient tomb is found now, you have to have money to buy equipment for tomb robbery, and you have to eat a full stomach, so you can't live a life of eating wind and farting.
Rocky said calmly: "Actually, money is really not a problem for me. ”
"Don't mind Brother Luo, with your current status, you can't be a thief anymore."
Rocky laughed, "What is my identity?" Don't button my hat, who will go if you can't go up and down? ”
"Don't steal anything, in case Uncle Liao knows, it's not good." I said sincerely.
His indifferent smile gradually converged and said: "Okay, I'll listen to you, but the reality is also very cruel, we don't have a penny on us, can we go out to work and save money?" ”
I also scratched my head and said: "At least I have to earn the money to buy equipment, this Wang Bacao liar, if he catches it, he must be killed." ”
"The liar is a master of the rivers and lakes, and he uses the most popular Internet technology to deceive people, how can we arrest him without even seeing a human face?"
Rocky didn't intend to ask a question, but my mind flashed and said, "Brother Luo, you really reminded me, there is really someone who can deal with this liar." ”
"Do you want to go to Brother Liao for this matter again? Can you do it? ”
"It's really not Uncle Liao, Li Yanhong, this grandson is a master at checking IP addresses, I have to find out this liar, I have to figure out how he deceived us." After that, I took out the phone and was about to dial Li Yanhong's number, when an unfamiliar number called in.
After connecting, I only heard Li Jing say in a very frightened tone: "Uncle, there are a lot of people here, saying that they want to kill me." ”
I thought to myself, "Where are you?" ”
"Still on the boat, Mr. Wen hid me in the kitchen, but, I'm afraid Mr. Wen won't be able to stop them."
"Wait a minute, I'll come over right away." After hanging up the phone, I picked up Rocky and went out to take a taxi to the Canglan River Wharf, close to the cruise ship, I heard the angry scolding faintly, I said: "Who can this little girl provoke at such a young age?" ”
"Maybe someone is unreasonable, she's a girl who has left her hometown, and it's too normal to be bullied." Lodge Road.
"Paralyzed, if someone dares to bully her, I have to kill this king." I said angrily.
Rocky couldn't hold back his laughter, got out of the car, and rushed up the spiral staircase, only to see a man with a sturdy figure standing on the deck, and a man in his thirties wearing a black tight vest and a tattoo on his left arm stood at the entrance of the warehouse and shouted loudly, which meant that if Li Jing was not handed over, the cruise ship would be bloodied tonight.
But the crowd didn't catch my eye, and when I got on the cruise, my eyes were immediately drawn to the person standing on the right side of the deck.
I saw that this person was wearing a very ill-fitting black woolen coat, facing the Canglan River, the river wind blew the boy's clothes to fly, and in the scorching river wind, he boldly opened his placket, and he "struggled to do nothing" in front of everyone.