Chapter 189: Making a Joke
The scene just now was clearly seen by this old Li Tou, and it was clear that this couple did not pay attention to the rules and had no manners.
Although he didn't share a table with them, he could vaguely hear them whining all the time, and it was unstable to ask people to eat.
So at the moment, he is also happy to join in the fun.
Seeing this old Li Tou coming over, the stepmother subconsciously grabbed the hand of the person beside her, and said with words in her mouth.
"I don't want him to show it, he's just a barefoot doctor, what can he see, what if he delays my affairs and hurts my stomach! I see who can afford it! ”
Seeing her say this, the lieutenant concluded that she was pretending just now, and now she has begun to feel weak.
It's just that in this case, you can't show her mercy, and you must pierce her disguise just now!
So he sneered coldly, looked at the lotus fragrance and said word by word.
"Your stomach is not safe, I will be responsible, okay! See if I can afford it! ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, the stepmother didn't dare to say anything anymore, just biting her lip, not knowing what she was thinking.
"Okay, since you don't keep quiet, you should acquiesce that I can afford this responsibility, then okay, come to Lao Li Tou to check her pulse!"
Seeing that the lieutenant was so resolute, the stepmother also knew that she couldn't escape this catastrophe, but she was not afraid that her pretense just now would be recognized.
She has made a calculation, if Old Man Li says that her fetus seems to be a little unstable.
If you really say that her fetal image is very stable and there is nothing wrong at all, then you will say that he is not at home with medical skills, and he can't even diagnose his stomach pain.
Thinking of this method, the stepmother finally handed over her wrist very generously.
Lao Li Tou is also over seventy years old this year, and he doesn't say anything about the separation between men and women, and besides, this is the countryside, so he doesn't pay much attention to it at all, so he directly put a few fingers on the pulse on the inside of his wrist.
At the same time, I began to close my eyes and start to take the pulse.
just put his brows together, and then opened his eyes, looked at Hexiang Niang carefully a few times, and then checked the pulse again,
When he finally put away his hand, he called a circle of people who were very curious about what the result of his diagnosis was!
The lieutenant chief was a little impatient at this time, so he simply shouted.
"Lao Li Tou, don't sell Guanzi, is her fetal image unstable, was she acting just now and deliberately pretending to have a fetus."
Lao Li Tou saw his eager look, and felt that he was still like this when he was old, which was weird and funny, and then said to the lotus fragrance queen.
"Your pulse is indeed a bit of a problem, I think ......"
But before Lao Li Tou finished his words, He Xiangniang grabbed the conversation and began to shout.
"What's the matter, I didn't lie just now, I really had a fetal gas, and it's probably because I ate these dishes that Qi Ling's family entertained guests, so Miss Qi Ling, how do you think you should compensate me!"
"You must know that if I have fetal gas this time, it may hurt the child in my belly, then your sin will be great!"
At this time, the queen mother of Hexiang only felt that God helped her, and whether her stomach hurt or not just now naturally knew that everything was disguised by herself.
So when she heard that the diagnosed symptoms were problematic, she thought that God had helped her.
She thought in her heart that since the opportunity was so rare, she must get some benefits from this matter.
Anyway, Qi Ling is so rich, so he simply asked her for a hundred taels of silver, which was regarded as compensation for himself, after all, his pulse was a little "wrong".
In case Qi Ling didn't give it, she would definitely make a fuss about it, so that everyone knew that Qi Ling not only forced herself to sell Hexiang, but also deliberately harmed the child in her belly.
Hearing her say this, Qi Ling hadn't responded yet, but Lao Li couldn't help but laugh.
"You're funny, obedient and don't listen, so you start to take things out of context casually."
"You listen to me first, I mean that your pulse is abnormal, but I didn't say that you have fetal gas, after all, you are not even pregnant with a child, how can you have fetal gas."
As soon as he said this, the expressions on everyone's faces were indescribable, and for a while, the eyes that looked at the belly of the queen mother of Hexiang were also a little meaningful.
This turned out to be a big circle, and I didn't even have a child, so why did I still shout that I had a fetal gas, which really made people laugh bitterly.
Qi Ling couldn't help but burst out laughing, it turned out that she thought that this Hexiang Niang was just poor in acting, but she didn't expect that she would dare to gasp like this without even having a child.
"I don't believe it! I've been vomiting sour water every day these days, and I want to eat meat all the time, and my sunflower water won't come this month! ”
At this time, Hexiang Niang didn't have enough face, and she dared to start talking about it in front of everyone if she didn't even come for a small day.
Father Hexiang beside him also looked confused, and echoed in his mouth.
"Yes, it's impossible not to be pregnant, we spent a lot of money to see the doctor before, and the doctor said that after drinking his medicine, he would be able to conceive a big fat boy when he came back, this must be your nonsense."
Seeing him speak, the Lotus Fragrance Empress began to mumble as if she had grasped a life-saving straw.
"That is, whether you are pregnant or not, I don't know better than you as a doctor, I think you said it on purpose!"
Hearing the two of them say this, Lao Li Tou sneered.
"The old man has been practicing medicine for so many years, although his medical skills can only be said to be average, but he is not so confused that he can't even tell whether he is pregnant or not, if you two don't believe it, you can go to the city to find a more intelligent doctor! If I'm sure I've been wrongly diagnosed, I'll never treat anyone again! ”
"By the way, what did you just say about vomiting sour water, if you don't come in a small day, it may just be a reaction to you after taking those medicines, whether you are really pregnant or not, it depends on the slippery pulse."
With that, he left here with a wave of his hand, and sat down in the position he had just done, with a somewhat bad look on his face.
Hearing Old Man Li say such a thing, of course everyone already believed most of them.
Qi Ling also believed what she said, after all, she came from modern times, and knew that even if a woman had a pregnancy reaction, she might not be pregnant, but maybe it was just because she was too eager to conceive and had a mental reaction.