Remember [Pen ♂ Fun ÷ Pavilion in one second.], wonderful free reading without pop-ups!

"The appetite of bullshit is better, it's just gluttonous, the barrel noodles of the greedy people also put the other people's Ao Bilian to death, no wonder you were demoted to the mortal world by the Jade Emperor and turned into a pig. ”

Shi Fan slandered the eight precepts, but this was his opportunity to ask for a keel, of course he couldn't miss it, he casually added Tianpeng as a friend, and then pretended to be profound: "I said Tianpeng, how can I make a bucket of noodles because of your casual words? If I have time, I don't need to retreat? Don't I need to cultivate? Don't you travel to meet all kinds of immortals?"

"Grass, just now the second senior brother was the eldest and the second senior brother was short, but he turned his face and didn't recognize anyone. Tianpeng over there also complained about him in his heart, but he naturally didn't show it, but smiled very boldly: "What kind of immortal, how can my Tianpeng eat your things for nothing?" Shangxian has something to speak, you know that I am in charge of the Tianhe Water Army, and there are still some rights, as long as Shangxian can satisfy my Tianpeng's appetite, I will definitely satisfy Shangxian within my ability." ”

"Here, the fish is about to take the bait. Shi Fan smiled.

Xiao Zhao next to him saw that he was fooling the merits, smiled, and the slim figure disappeared as soon as it collided with his body.

"That's okay, it's not easy for you to be in charge of the Tianhe Water Army's southern and northern wars, I'll consider making some bucket noodles for you, but I heard that you took a lot of keels from Nezha, I happen to have two pets, I want to feed them some keels, if you are willing to contribute some keels, I will consider making barrel noodles for you, I said second senior brother, what do you think?"

"Dragon bones?" Tian Peng blinked, "Shangxian, most of the dragon bones were refined by me into bone arrows and given to the generals, and I don't have much left, I can only give you one, you can make me ten buckets of instant noodles, do you think it's okay?"

"Cut, you pig's head, do you think I'm willing to ask for your broken bones, I'll find Nezha and he can kill a dragon for me at will, how can the keel be missing? I'm just looking at your greed, I want to help you, I'll tell you at least two, if you want to, we'll make a deal, if you don't want to, forget it, Shangxian is very busy, then I have time to talk to you." ”

"Slow down, Shangxian!" Tianpeng hurriedly stopped, drooling greedily at the thought of the bucket of noodles Tianpeng, and said: "It's not impossible to have two, but you have to make me a few more buckets of noodles, do you think it's okay?"

"Grass, it's not easy to see you, the immortals will be considerate of you, how much do you want?"

"Fifty barrels!"

"Fifty barrels, why don't you grab a pig's head?" Shi Fan was disdainful, but his heart was happy, if the keel was not unexpected, it should have already arrived.

"Shangxian Shangxian!" Tianpeng hurriedly said: "The two keels are the only ones I have left, I still have to offend a partial general, cancel his bone bow production, Shangxian, you understand me, just make me fifty barrels, it is not easy for the Tianhe Water Army to fight in the south and the north, in fact, I don't eat it myself, I want to share it with the generals, and please understand the difficulties of the Tianhe Water Army." ”

"Grass, seeing that you said so pitifully, I reluctantly agreed to you. Shi Fan said.

"Thank you Shangxian!" There was no ink on the canopy, and he immediately said: "Shangxian, I will give you the keel now, and you can give me instant noodles immediately." ”

In his opinion, this is the ancestor of the God of Food, how could he lie to himself? When he thought of the fragrant barrel noodles, Marshal Tianpeng couldn't wait.

"Stop!"

Shi Fan hurriedly stopped him and said: "I said Tianpeng, Shangxian has been in retreat recently, and it is inconvenient to take it, you are like this, you will hand over the two keels to Chang'e tomorrow, and he will transfer them to me, you can see it." ”

"Give it to Chang'e?" Marshal Tianpeng's eyes widened, "Shangxian, you don't have any thoughts about Fairy Guanghan, do you?"

"You are a pig's head, you think too much, the heart of the Immortal Dao is firm, do you think everyone else is the same as you?"

"This!"

Marshal Tianpeng's face turned red, he was also afraid of being seen as flawed, if the thing that likes Chang'e falls into the mouth, then it will be repaid, and he also figured it out, this is a rare opportunity to get close to Chang'e, usually looking for such an opportunity can not be found, how can he miss the opportunity now, and immediately said: "Okay Shangxian, I will hand over the keel to Fairy Chang'e no problem, but you won't let me wait too long for instant noodles, right?" My opinion is that it is best to hand over the keel with one hand and instant noodles with the other. ”

"If you think about it too much, Shangxian will give you the bucket noodles later, and don't forget to give the keel to Chang'e. Shi Fan said, turned a corner directly, and walked to a supermarket next to him.

Supermarkets usually don't close until after 9 p.m., so it's easy to give him dozens of buckets of instant noodles.

"Thank you Shangxian, then I'm waiting for the canopy. Marshal Tianpeng said happily.

"The second senior brother is tired. Shi Fan pretended to say a word and entered the supermarket. I bought fifty buckets of instant noodles inside, and the fifty buckets of instant noodles almost emptied the instant noodle rack, and he couldn't put it in the space in front of the cashier, so he simply asked the shopping guide to help him take the bucket noodles outside.

Seeing that no one around was paying attention to him, Shi Fan put the bucket into the space with a wave of his hand, and then found an uninhabited alley, took a photo, opened the avatar of the canopy and clicked the send button.

There is a prompt from the mobile phone, whether to send the physical object or to send it as a photo?

It's all a fixed procedure, otherwise he wouldn't be able to send a photo of something if he wants to.

Shi Fan immediately chose the real thing.

"Bang bang bang!"

Looking at the barrel noodles falling from the sky, Marshal Tianpeng smiled, and immediately reached out to catch the treasure bag that was included in his carry-on pocket.

"Eight precepts...... Uh, then why did I say that the canopy can be harvested with instant noodles?" Shi Fan said.

"Received it, thank you Shangxian, the keel is definitely indispensable to you. ”

After Tianpeng finished speaking, his consciousness shielded Shi Fan, and he stood in place and thought about it, Bucket noodles, now that the God of Food has not yet been made, if she gives the bucket noodles to Fairy Chang'e, wouldn't it be unique? Presumably she will have a good impression of herself.

Now there is a good opportunity, didn't that bullshit ordinary immortal let him send a keel to Chang'e? Just take this opportunity to give the barrel noodles to Chang'e, even if he can't have anything with Chang'e, even if he looks at him, he will feel very content.

With this thought, Tianpeng didn't wait for tomorrow, and rushed directly to the Guanghan Palace, thinking of the beautiful night of watching the beauty under the moon, Tianpeng couldn't help swallowing and foaming.

is to hand over a keel, Shi Fan also knows that Tianpeng does not dare to mess around, in Journey to the West, he dares to tease Chang'e is also drunk, usually this Tianpeng Marshal is at most to see.

Back at the residence, taking a shower, Shi Fan leaned on the bed, and turned on the system with a chant in his mouth, and suddenly a translucent screen appeared in front of him.

I have to say that this is indeed much more convenient, the screen is expanded and the control is convenient, whether it is visual or used, it is not comparable to the small screen of the mobile phone, the mobile phone is also tired of the eyes, and the virtual system is like operating against a machine, which is indeed more humane.

"God of Food!" Shi Fan opened the dialog box of God of Food with one point of his index finger, and at the same time opened his voice.