Spoof: Stepmom Kidnapping by Xiaoyu
The kidnapping of Xiaolou's mother
One day, Fang Qingchen, the famous Hou Ye of Chu State, was lying in his backyard and drinking with his head up, consuming a lot of sunshine in vain. Since the establishment of the "coalition government", he has been so lazy and lazy that he has not been able to raise his spirits. I couldn't help but sneer in my heart: "What 'coalition government', Nalan, Nalan, it's a shame that you broke such an outrageous thing!" ”
He was guilty of slander in his heart, but on the surface he was still a laid-back and complacent look, but his brow quickly furrowed. Why? Because the monthly harassing demon sound reappeared in the depths of my mind: "Light dust! Light dust~~ I miss you guys this month! ~~~”
Listening to Zhang Minxin's exaggerated voice, Qingchen got goosebumps: "Thank you!" There's nothing wrong with me here, you don't have to care about me. Compared to me, the story of Xiaorong and Jinjie is more exciting, you better transfer your classmate love to them. ”
"One of them is busy rehabilitating, the other is busy fleeing, what's so wonderful! Having said that, Qingchen, today I found something very loving to share with you~~~" Listening to Min Xin's extremely excited voice, Qingchen's heart was very accurately flooded with a bad premonition.
"In my stepmother's time, there was an organization called 'Xiaolou Group', and they paid the most attention to our stories. Do you know what they've been talking about the most lately? Zhang Minxin's voice was raised in pitch because of excitement, and goosebumps came out of Qingchen in waves.
"They're discussing when you're going to be eaten by your little Qin, and how you're going to be eaten! As far as I know, they have provided your Xiao Qin with a lot of methods, teaching him OOXX or XXOO first, especially on how to trick you into chuang. Their enthusiasm even affected the stepmother, she unconsciously followed the pace of the comrades in the small building group when she wrote the article, don't you think that Xiao Qin's attitude towards you recently obviously contains ambiguity? Especially the last time you were injured, he ......"
"Stop, stop!" Qingchen quickly and wisely stopped Zhang Minxin's continuation before he was frozen to death: "What do you mean by 'my Xiao Qin'?" I have nothing to do with that idiot reckless man! Don't pull me with him! "When he mentioned Qin Xufei, he couldn't get angry.
Did he think he had too many good days.,He actually came to fight with him in the middle of the night.,Don't talk about it.,And gave that group of fanwomen an excellent YY theme.。 Words such as disheveled, panting like a cow, etc., can make them imagine the battle scene as a battlefield in bed, but the reckless man still knows nothing, and the random actions make the group of crazy women come up with an unknown number of adultery. His reputation was ruined in the hands of a group of fandom women.
Zhang Minxin saw through the screen that Fang Qingchen's face was getting darker and darker, and she continued to gloat to render the information she had obtained in the small building group unknowingly, and read the conversation between everyone and Qin Xufei to Fang Qingchen word by word. Reading and reading, Zhang Minxin finally felt that something was wrong - Fang Qingchen was too quiet!
"Light dust? Light dust? Hear me? "You're not done yet, are you? Go on. Fang Qingchen's calm and indifferent voice came, which made Zhang Minxin shiver intuitively, and she couldn't help but look at the temperature setting of the air conditioner to make sure that she didn't set the temperature too low to affect her health. Hehe, Qingchen, they're just fun, you don't have to take it seriously, you should listen to jokes~~~" Zhang Minxin let out a string of "oh hehehe" idiot laughter.
When to listen to jokes? Joke! She really didn't say it, she just stood and spoke, not too much of a backache. Fang Qingchen had an evil thought in his heart.
threw the wine jar on the spot, and said with a smile: "Lustful girl, you said enough, you didn't pull it down either, now it's your help, right?" ”
"Help? Helping comes at a price! "Zhang Minxin does not miss any opportunity that can make them owe a favor.
"You help me connect Xiaorong and Jinjie!" Light Dust ignored her bargain.
"What are you going to do? Don't drag them into the water if you're taking the exam yourself! According to his own understanding of him, it was absolutely impossible for Fang Qingchen to do anything good.
"They're all punished, and they're in a similar situation to me, so I think they'll be willing to work with me."
"What the hell do you want to do? And I'm going to see if the price you pay is enough for me to help you. ”
"Hmph, I've been bored lately looking for something to do. Lustful girl, if you want to help, hurry up! If you don't help, forget it, you won't be able to see the show anyway. ”
"......@#¥%\&" Zhang Minxin gritted her teeth, in order to watch a good show, she still linked Qingchen's consciousness with Xiaorong and Jinjie respectively. Grab a bottle of frozen Coke and sit in front of the screen and watch a good show leisurely.
In the city of Yandu, a corner of the teahouse.
It was a quiet corner, and one person took a teacup with his left hand, leaned back in a chair and leisurely looked out the window.
It's rare for Xiao Rong to have such a free time, because last time Jinjie told him that his rehabilitation was overdone, which was a burden on his body. No matter how anxious he is, he can only obediently listen to the words of the miracle doctor of Jinjie, give himself a proper rest, and occasionally get rid of those terrifying food supplements and eat a normal diet.
Suddenly, a chuckle came to mind: "Honor student, it's rare that you didn't deal with those high-nutrient substances today!" Do you really want to raise yourself as some kind of animal? ”
He sighed: "Zhang Minxin, it's only the first day of this month, can you not come to us so early?" Zhang Minxin in his mind shouted loudly: "It's Qingchen who wants to find you, so I am kind enough to be an operator for you, and I actually said such ruthless words!" ”
Light dust? What can he do to find himself who now has no money, no power, and is also crippled? Xiao Rong frowned suspiciously and asked, "Is there anything wrong with Qingchen?" Zhang Minxin said proudly: "That guy was stimulated by me, I don't know what to do with you, anyway, I'll go to the side to watch a good show, you guys talk slowly!" ”
Zhang Minxin's voice slowly faded, and Xiao Rong heard a curse: "Who was stimulated by you!" Helplessly smiled bitterly, but still asked, "Light dust?" ”
The lazy voice over there suddenly came clearly, making it easy for Xiao Rong to think of someone lying in the sun and drinking leisurely: "Xiao Rong, I've been thinking recently, are we too indulgent to someone?" ”
"Huh?" didn't react for a while, who was he talking about, Xiao Rong asked suspiciously, "Who do you mean?" ”
"Who else, the one who controls our fate! You are an honor student, why have you recently recovered to the point that your brain is crippled and your IQ has regressed? Qingchen's sneering tone seemed to be on the verge of an outburst.
"Stepmother? What's wrong? Where did she make Fang Dacai unhappy again? Xiao Rong asked indifferently. He also heard Zhang Minxin say about Qingchen's situation, and it seems that his stepmother is not going with him, which makes him very depressed recently.
"Huh, she? She recently heard the legend of a group of fandom girls, and she wants to match me and Qin Xufei! The light dust over there snorted coldly, which made Xiao Rong cry and laugh. No way? So you can make him angry? Usually anyway, Zhang Minxin also cultivates the normal and abnormal love between them and everyone around him at all times, saying hello is a seduction, and he can go to chuang with a few words, YY He should have been used to this kind of thing.
"Anyway, Zhang Minxin often matches you, so you should treat it as nothing." Xiao Rong persuaded good-naturedly. He is now focusing on rehabilitation, and he is really not in the mood to intervene between Qingchen and his stepmother.
"It's just secondary. You know that woman's temperament, we don't like her will, you are busy with rehabilitation all the time, believe it or not, even if you recover, she will still abuse your little emperor to the point that it is useless for you to rehabilitate. ”
Qingchen explained the facts in a flat tone, which made Xiao Rong fall into silence. Yes, they know that person's temperament best, and the situation that Qingchen said is absolutely possible.
didn't hear Xiao Rong's reply, Qingchen knew that he was considering his words, so Qingchen continued: "Now the group of people around my stepmother has written a lot of fandom, either you are in front of your little emperor and you are in ashes, or you finally died in the arms of your little emperor, so that he is in pain and it is better to die, or ......"
"What do you want to say?" Xiao Rong interrupted him without waiting for him to finish. He didn't believe that Qingchen asked Zhang Minxin to connect with him just to tell him how those fandom girls in his stepmother's world abused Yan Rin, since Fang Fox has the name of a fox, how can he have such a simple heart?
"I want to tell you, I'm tired of the boring life of not living and dying now, I'm very impatient with her abuse, Xiaorong, you don't want your little emperor to be abused like those same women, right?"
"Stepmother, she has her own decisions, and she will never write what others write." Xiao Rong said softly, but the uncertainty in his tone was really the majority. Saying that he believed that his stepmother would not abuse his child, it was impossible for the earth to turn from east to west, and his current words sounded typical self-comfort to Qingchen.
"If only she wouldn't. Some time ago, it was because of YY and Qin Xufei in the small building group, and the result was good, you see what she wrote! Qingchen began to grit his teeth and use his actual actions to move Xiao Rong, and he knew how to reason.
Hearing this, Xiaorong couldn't help but hold up his chin. This - makes a lot of sense...... Last time, I heard that the small building group was still discussing whether to pair him with Qinggu. Thinking of this, Xiao Rong couldn't help but shiver. The influence of public opinion on the stepmother is huge, Xiaorong absolutely believes this, so it is absolutely possible for the stepmother to be affected and "accidentally" abuse his children!
No, we must resolutely strangle such a sprout in the soil, and we must not even let it sprout! After making up his mind, Xiao Rong finally spoke: "Qingchen, what are your plans?" ”
When Fang Qingchen heard Xiao Rong ask like this, he knew that Xiao Rong had been persuaded by himself, and couldn't help but smile sadly: "Of course it's - kidnapping the stepmother!" Spy on her until the end of the whole story, and wipe out all the factors that are not good for our lives and moods! ”
Qingchen announced very arrogantly, and Xiao Rong was shocked by this bold conjecture. Looking down and thinking about it, this is indeed not the way to go. So Xiao Rong said softly: "Try it." ”
As a result, the number of participants in the kidnapping changed from one to two.
Somewhere in the country of Zhao, wild mountains and barren mountains.
A bonfire warms the cold of the mountains at night, the air seems to be warm, and the scent of the fire is mouth-watering. In the bamboo forest, three people sat around the fire. One person is skinny and mild, one person has a smile on the corner of his mouth, and one person has a scar on his face and is relaxed.
Jinjie threw a roasted rabbit to Di San, picked up another rabbit, carefully removed the large skeleton, blew it down and carefully put it in Lu Dongliang's hand.
Dong Liang was stunned with a whole rabbit in his hand, and couldn't help but smile bitterly, this Qu Dao is far away, should he think that he can eat this whole rabbit? I only heard him say, "It's okay if you can't finish eating, but try to give me as much as you can!" was already malnourished and thin, and she collapsed when a gust of wind blew, so she didn't eat more, and when Mrs. Lu saw it, you should make her feel more distressed. ”
Dong Liang was silent, buried his head and ate by himself. Qu Daoyuan is right, her current body, let Wanzhen see it, how distressed will she be? How to be sad? I can't see or make a sound, so I should at least make my body stronger so that I can look healthier. Even if you can't eat it, you have to work hard to eat it for Wanzhen.
Di San looked at Lu Donglian's determined face with interest, and couldn't help but want to laugh, there are probably not many people in this world who can take eating as a task. Lu Dongli is really an interesting person, if he hadn't found Lu Dongli and could have found Feng Jinjie, he would never have paid attention to such a scholar.
Late at night, Feng Jinjie arranged for Lu Dongli to sleep by the bonfire and put up his hand to check his pulse. He does such things every day, and quite seriously. Even if Di San is an idiot, he knows that this "Qu Daoyuan" is a pretence of Feng Jinjie, as for why he is pretending, he doesn't ask. They are people in a small building, and they may not be able to answer their questions, so why bother touching that nail?
Halfway through the pulse diagnosis of Jinjie, he heard Qingchen's voice: "Are you still working hard for your family Lu Dongli?" ”
Since this guy came to chat with him, he definitely couldn't diagnose the pulse. Jinjie put Dongli's hand into the clothes covering him, closed his eyes and asked, "What?" Have you been bored with too many leisurely days lately? Thinking of coming and talking to me? When did you learn the phrase 'your family' and 'my family'? Zhang Minxin preached well. ”
Qingchen over there couldn't help but smile when he heard Jinjie's joke: "My life is naturally very boring compared to you." The game of catching robbers by the officers and soldiers over there is reaching its climax, and our days are too peaceful, so come and ask you how you feel about playing. ”
"you! I don't know about you, the fox, I don't have anything to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace, if there is anything to say, I will give him a pulse diagnosis after speaking. Jinjie disagreed.
"It's rare that you haven't lived enough to be chased now, even if you don't feel it, I'm afraid Lu Dongli can't stand this kind of rushing life."
"Hmph, that idiot emperor makes me feel bored, and I'm running out of patience to play with him." Jinjie snorted coldly. He has never been the kind of character who can calm down, he is used to being high-flying, and now he has to live with a mask every day, which is really painful for him. So he was also ready to start dealing with King Zhao.
"I'm afraid that before you finish dealing with King Zhao, Mrs. Lu will die."
"What?!" Shocked, Jinjie couldn't help but open his eyes, and the internal force that was emitted at the moment of emotion alarmed Di San on the side, he looked at Jinjie suspiciously, and saw that his face was serious.
"Qingchen, why do you say that?" Jinjie asked with a tightening of his eyebrows. Since Qingchen said this, maybe it was the news from Xiaolou's headquarters, just as Zhang Minxin said that he would die tomorrow. He took a lot of effort to leave King Zhao's sight with Dong Li, how could he let Su Wanzhen die before their husband and wife reunited?
"Zhang Minxin's perverted girl gave me a message saying that her stepmother asked for advice in the small building group, whether to let Mrs. Lu die or be blind, but most people said let her die. The stepmother is an author who is easily influenced by readers, do you know what the consequences of such a discussion will be, right? Qingchen's tone was leisurely, as if it was none of his business.
"Those women who are afraid that the world will not be chaotic!" Jinjie cursed and looked at the sleeping Dongli on the side. How can it? How can they be separated alive like this, and they will never see each other again? It's just that Jinjie quickly calmed down: "What about you? What is your purpose in telling me this? ”
Qingchen chuckled: "You're a little worried about the next development, right?" It just so happened that Xiaorong and I were also a little dissatisfied, so we decided to prevent all tragedies from happening at the source. ”
"It's rare that you, the one who makes a tragedy, will resist tragedy. What do you mean by forcing your stepmother to write an HE plot? Jinjie quickly analyzed their purpose from Qingchen's tone.
"What do you mean by me, the person who caused the tragedy, my stepmother asked me to make it, okay? You think I like masochism? Do you think I like *like suicide? Qingchen retorted dissatisfiedly. Just because of his stepmother's relationship, people all over the world regard him as the source of the tragedy, and the fact is that he just obeys orders.
"It's not persecution, it's just that we let my stepmother come to us as a guest, and when we're done, we'll let her go back."
"She's in extraordinary times." From the doctor's point of view, Jinjie gave priority to the stepmother's physical condition.
"With you, a first-class doctor and nutritionist, and Xiaorong, a senior expert with children, do you think she will be worse in our world than in her world?" Qingchen raised his eyebrows and suppressed Jinjie's worries.
"It's a pity that Ah Han is sleeping now, and he has less combat power." Qingchen took a sip of wine: "But it's okay, if that guy is sober, he will definitely stop us from doing this." ”
The corners of Jinjie's lips hooked, and he glanced at the people on the side: "I don't know if Ah Han will stop me, but the group of people around him are probably very willing to help." You don't know, number three is right next to me. ”
"Oh? That's just right. I'm going to tell you the plan, you have that guy go and inform the two guys around Han. ”
Several people in the four corners of the world couldn't help but hook the corners of their mouths together for this great plan.
A few days later, inside the small building complex. The crowd was gossiping as usual.
A certain witch: Recently, why has my family's Qingchen and Qin Sanzi's relationship not developed at all?
A certain fish: There is no ambiguity and no love, and why does the plot feel like it is developing according to Qingchen's wishes?
A certain Guzi: Didn't you say last time that you would not let the two of you meet? How did they reunite so soon? This plot is too bloody, right?
A certain dish: Why is Xiaorong's disability so fast, the two of them get together is a completely warm scene......
A certain A: ......
A B: .........
A certain C: ............
The administrators of the small building also felt that something was wrong, and urgently held a meeting in Lanruo Temple.
A certain shade: What is the stepmother doing? Execute the Sky Thunder Project?
A certain petal: Agree with the shade! Why is the recent article so bloody and thunderous?
A certain yian: Han just woke up with Di Jiu so inexplicably?? Did the stepmother get stimulated by something?
A certain leopard: Jinjie can actually live in harmony with the Dongli family of three, it's terrible to think about!
In the end, in the various voices of quarrels, complaints, and denunciations, everyone turned their attention to the belated zongzi: "Brown Mom, can you explain?" ”
I saw Zongzi said with a bitter face: "I couldn't contact her a few days ago, but I found out the reason from the new draft today, you see-"
Everyone looked at the manuscript in Brown Mother's hand together, and saw the hidden sentence written: "I was kidnapped and saved me!" Everyone was shocked: "My stepmother was kidnapped?!" ”
Zongzi nodded solemnly: "I'm afraid that writing the text like this is at the request of the prisoner, or just to release the distress signal." ”
Everyone is silent, no matter how you look at it, it feels similar to the plot of the evergreen "Detective XX".
But one thing that I can't figure out is - "Doesn't the stepmother have the protection of Xiaolou Sijie?" Someone can kidnap the stepmother in the hands of those people? ”
I saw that Zongzi finally couldn't help crying, and in his hand was the latest serial, and the information on it was: - "Prison guards steal"?!
So it turned out that everyone finally realized that they could only say: "Stepmother, you ask for more blessings." We can't save you no matter what~~~~~~"
finish