Niu Gensheng wanted to help an otaku chase a girl in his dream, so that he could successfully ascend to heaven and become an old man! How do you know that this otaku is a bit stupid B, a nerd! In addition to reading all day long, he doesn't even have the courage to chase girls? I don't know how to apply what I have learned? I don't even know how to pick up girls in girls, so what is the fun of living like this? Niu Gensheng said to the otaku: "Why don't you understand Fengyue, even birds and beasts come in pairs? Not to mention noble human beings?" The otaku said seriously: "I didn't succeed in my studies, what kind of personal affairs do I talk about? Today's girls are very realistic! Men should be rich and handsome! It is best to be a ready-made rich second generation! People should be more handsome than Wu Yanzu, and the bank does not have millions of dollars, so don't talk about it? Live in a big house and villa!

Niu Gensheng thought: "Wouldn't that man be a bachelor at 30 percent for the rest of his life? He won't be able to catch up with girls for the rest of his life! The end of the current society is too exaggerated? Every girl worships money! Social competition is too fierce and too cruel!" Otaku realizes the truth of life: natural selection, survival of the fittest? chasing girls is fast and slow? persuade single dog men to focus on picking girls first, and have a hardcover chasing girls!

The matchmaker and the old man of the moon go down to earth, and the marriage of thousands of miles is a thread! Try to match the people who are destined for the red dust, and occasionally make a mistake and make a little bit of a mandarin duck spectrum? Even if you get married and marry the right man! If you get married and then divorce, at least the world has its own true feelings? I don't care about how long the world lasts, I only care about what I once had? I hope that there are lovers in the world who will eventually become dependents? Some people in their thirties still learn to pretend to be young stars? Big stars have capital and background, and there are beauties in their fifty or sixty years to marry? You have a hairy man? People are more exciting than people! If you can read books, you are determined to do great things! Late marriage and late childbearing are good things! I don't like to study and have no future at all, so I advise Your Excellency to marry early! It is beneficial to the country and the family, so as to avoid the troubles of both parents! The saddest thing in the world is that there are girls who have no ability to chase after themselves? Waste their parents' sperm, eggs, and bullets! Woo hoo lament! It is better for Shenzhou to go to Vietnam, Africa, foreign imports, and more girls to come back, and one for each person who has reached the age of eighteen? lest there be more monks and fewer porridges to go there to ask for wives?

Niu Gensheng dreamed that Xu Guanjie, the god of songs, sang the fancy song "Ten Girls", and there was a great director Wang Jing who filmed "Hardcover Chasing Girls Series" to educate thousands of boys and girls to learn to pick up girls and ditch men, and their merits were immeasurable! Those otaku were miserable, they went online every day for ten days and half a month, and they didn't go out of the door? I was most worried about marrying a virtual wife, Bobby Doll, how to inherit the incense and pass it on to the next generation? The world is getting worse and the people's hearts are not ancient! What kind of free love does society still flaunt now? A full man doesn't know how hungry a man is hungry? you, an abalone! Is it not good for Ming Media to marry? What do you say, what kind of matchmakers, public matchmakers, and mothers-in-law are unemployed? How many older men and women are broken for marriage? What kind of ghost movie does "Singles" be filmed to expose the scars of society! Knowing that sex is also sexually eating! Chasing girls and begging for wives is the most important thing in the world? If this matter is not done well, you will not be recognized if you have a net worth of 100 million? Are all those celebrities and celebrities who have brought bad habits, and they are still not married at the age of 60? Do you think that 60 Ah Weng will learn to gel cats! You have the money to go to the sperm bank to freeze your genetic sperm, and others may not be pregnant and surrogate for you? Marriage should take advantage of the right youth, don't wait for no flowers and empty branches?

Yang Yuying's song sounded in my ears:

"Clouds Chasing the Moon"

Colorful clouds chase the moon

The crescent moon is getting thicker and thicker

Moonlight with a fresh breeze

The moonlight is hazy

Reflecting her face in the lake

In the soft figure

A little lovesickness

The moonlight seems to be an old man's dream

The crescent moon is getting thicker and thicker

Moonlight with a fresh breeze

The moonlight is hazy

Reflecting her face in the lake

In the soft figure

A little lovesickness

The moonlight seems to be an old man's dream

Ask the deceased if you know

I look forward to meeting each other in my heart

Only please Mingyue

Take my greetings

Caiyun chased after Yue'er

Niu Gensheng spit white bubbles and learned Li Yaoxiang's classic line: Since ancient times, there has been affection and empty hatred, and this hatred is endless? Zhu Bajie leans on the sky and laughs, chasing girls, pickling girls, old pigs' strengths! Otaku is stupid B Xueye La! If a woman doesn't go to soak, is it an incompetent turtle who shrinks his head?