38, living eye bronze Buddha (below)
Only I and the "Living Buddha Dharma Body" were left in the huge Buddha Hall, and I saw the fat Maitreya Buddha looking at me with a smile, looking like a blissful appearance of "the world is peaceful", but at this moment this smiling face is extremely strange and evil in my eyes.
Looking at each other for a moment, the "Living Buddha" slowly moved his body, first straightened the two coiled "golden legs", perhaps because he was too fat, or perhaps because of the "Living Buddha's lack of exercise", the chest that did not see the slightest pant rose and fell violently, and a violent wheezing sound sounded in the quiet Buddha hall.
However, the "Living Buddha" was so fat that he could use both his hands and feet to climb down from the offering table at a very slow speed, sit at another table, and make this little action but panting with exhaustion.
What kind of living Buddha is this, it is a golden Buddha statue pretended to be a person. I've only heard of pretending to be a god and a ghost before, but now I've actually met someone who pretends to be a Buddha.
After resting for a long time, he struggled to stretch his neck-invisible head, getting closer and closer to my face.
Is this going to fuck my nose or lips first, and what does it feel like to have a mouthful of live meat ripped off my face? Thinking of the torture of Ling Chi's execution, I hated to wipe my neck with a knife to give myself a good time.
But the big fat face was still some distance away from me, so he stopped, and then he inhaled hard at me.
Although the fat man was extremely slow, his breath produced a strong current, and my hair flew messily in the direction of his inhalation, and the dummy's face even broke in pieces, revealing its true face.
It took a long time to stop, and when I opened my eyes, he was already "home", and I didn't miss a single "part" on my body.
I really don't know what to do with this breath? Did he molest me?
Grandma's, although Lao Tzu can't talk about standing up to the sky, but he is a man, he lived for twenty years and was still a virgin, but he was molested, and this word spread out, so how can I face my future daughter-in-law?
When I got angry, I forgot about my environment, and I kicked to my feet.
I was able to move, it is estimated that the effect of the medicine has passed, I was overjoyed, and quickly moved my arms and legs without the slightest delay.
When the "Living Buddha" saw me get up, his eyes shot a hint of panic, and he slowly touched the candle.
He was not for self-defense, but for ventilation, thinking of this, I moved the candle away and sneered: "What do you want to do?" Do you want to deal with me on this one? With that, I lifted up and kicked him hard in the fat stomach.
There was a muffled "poof" sound, and I felt like I had kicked a concrete slab wall, and my feet were numb.
I understood that this person must be a spell in his body, so he became like this, but thinking of being molested by him just now, I had nowhere to vent my belly fire, and I was unwilling to hurt him, so I pinched and pinched him around, trying to find a soft persimmon to start.
But this man's body was as hard as iron from front to back, and there was no place to start at all, and I was scratching my head, but I found that when my hand passed under his armpit, the big fat face of the "Living Buddha" twisted slightly.
I found the weakness, and the fat man was afraid of itching. Thinking of this, I was unceremoniously, my two hands rubbed back and forth between his armpits and waist, the living Buddha moved slowly, unable to make the slightest sound, and could only feel the fat of his body occasionally tremble involuntarily, and after a while, saliva and snot began to flow from his mouth.
Just as I was scratching and I heard a sound of footsteps, there was no way back, I looked left and right, and could only lie on the chair and continue to pretend.
A moment later, the two little novices carried a wooden bucket full of gnocchi soup into the Buddha hall with a bamboo pole, and the steaming gnocchi soup floated with a strong aroma of lard, and the eyes of the "Maitreya Buddha" were round, and his mouth twitched a little.
One of the novices glanced at me and smiled: "See, today our Buddha has a kind heart, and the little girl Yuanyang is still there, if it had been put aside, it would have become a zombie a long time ago." ”
It dawned on me that the fat man wasn't molesting me just now, but sucking me Yuanyang, but why didn't I feel unwell after sucking for so long?
The two jumped on the tribute platform, wrapped a blanket around the fat man's neck, lifted the fat man's huge head, stuffed a wooden funnel into his mouth, and dug a full scoop of lard soup with the wooden scoop and poured it into the fat man's body.
The fat man couldn't speak, but he couldn't help but let out a few painful moans when he was fed in this way, and the two of them didn't care about it, and fed the fat man a bucket full of pimple soup without a drop.
Wipe the fat man's mouth and one of them said, "Enjoy this little nun." He turned around and left with the empty bucket.
The fat man gasped, his expression was shriveled, but I felt chills all over my body, could it be that Haisen fed a living person into a fat man, and then used demon magic to consolidate its muscles and blood, artificially making a living living eye bronze Buddha?
Through the shadow of the glazed wall, I can see that the sky is dark, this is the best time to escape, I got up and took off my high heels, all the way carefully from the blue brick road back to the ground, only to see the main hall in the distance is brilliantly lit, Buddha sound.
I really hated to set fire to the temple, but I didn't dare to make a mistake, and I was about to climb over the wall, when suddenly a person held my mouth from behind, and I was scared to fly out of the sky, and I was about to struggle when I heard Rocky whisper: "It's me, I've been following you." ”
This day can scare me enough, full of grievances and almost crying, Rocky kicked off the haystack only to see two three-meter or so spotted pythons wrapped the two small novices tightly, the python tightly bit the trachea of the two, the two have been suffocated purple skin, limbs convulsions.
Although these two people are hateful, they are not to the point where they have to die, and I said, "Let him live and be a tainted witness, right?" ”
"If it weren't for your intercession, I'd have wanted them dead." With that, Rocky whistled. The two pythons loosened slightly, one of them hummed, and the python immediately wrapped his body tightly, he only breathed out but did not breathe, and squeezed out a sentence with great difficulty: "Please, I, I will say everything." ”
So Rocky whistled again, and the python slightly loosened its tense body, and the man inhaled into his lungs and gasped: "My God, please spare the lives of the two living immortals." ”
"It's okay to spare your life, what the hell is going on with the Living Eye Bronze Buddha, you tell us honestly, otherwise we will strangle you two alive today." Rocky said viciously.
"Don't, I'll tell you all, this living eye bronze Buddha is made by a big living person, there is a Lotus Sutra in the temple, in fact, the content is the secret recipe for cultivating spells, this spell is called copper tendon iron bone mantra, which can make human skin and flesh as hard as gold and iron, and when his skin and flesh become stiff, he will be fed fat with lard dough soup, and then the body is brushed with crystal glue, sealing the pores to prevent it from sweating, and then coated with a layer of gold powder, this is the origin of the living eye copper Buddha."
"What does the nun of Shimizu-an have to do with this? Why do I send one to you every seven years? ”
"To cultivate the secret arts, you must collect yin and replenish yang, otherwise the whole person will become a lump of wooden lumps, and every seven years is a practice period."
The truth of the so-called living eye bronze Buddha was revealed, and the Haisen family used Qingtian Temple as a basis to defraud pilgrims of their property by means of fake Buddha statues, and what was even worse was that they even killed people, including not only girls who were picked up to make up for yang, but also monks and even civilian passers-by who inadvertently bumped into this matter.
After calling the police, Wu Biao followed us to dig up the soil layer in the vegetable field of Qingshui Nunnery, and sure enough, the purple mud urn under which the corpse of the human skeleton was buried was revealed.
Seeing Shimizu-an's teacher, this eighty-year-old man who had entered the wind and candle in his last years was full of pain, and he thought: "Amitabha." ”
Uncle Liao walked up to him and said, "Old witch, you are also pretending to be the end, honestly follow the police back to be investigated." ”
The old nun's eyes were shining brightly on her face, and seeing that her neck was about to stretch, Uncle Liao wrapped a leather whip stained with dog blood around her neck and said, "You Japanese demon woman, think that if you learn Chinese, you can pretend to be a Chinese?" ”
"Y-How do you know?" The old nun had no choice but to tie her hands and arrest her.
"The flying head is originally a demon art in Japan, and Qingtian Temple was built during the Anti-Japanese War, does the relationship between the two of you need to be said?" Uncle Liao sneered.
Note: The story of "The Living Eye Bronze Buddha" is not groundless, it is recorded in the history of the Tang Dynasty and Mingye.
According to folklore, during the reign of Taizong of the Tang Dynasty, Buddhism flourished, monasteries were repaired in various places, and the status of monks was extremely high, so some people who committed great crimes would become monks and escape punishment.
In 640 A.D., Luoyang people Ma and Qin made a hollow copper Buddha, Qin squatted in it, pretending that the eyes of the copper Buddha could move, so as to cheat money, and then was seen to be flawed, Ma in order to cover up the crime, falsely called the copper Buddha a demon, and made a fire to roast Qin to death.
Perhaps there are still similar scam scams that people don't know about.