Niu Gensheng has been dreaming too much recently, so that he is dizzy and dizzy, has a nervous breakdown, and occasionally is unable to do his best, so that the dream demon falls into a dream, and the dream sometimes repeats itself? If Daji's sister and sister appear a few times, it is inevitable that there will be an oolong? The monk of Shaolin Temple died of laughter when he saw the spray rice? Eight taels of gold read the Lingnan ghost talent's novel "Dream Journey" and maggots crawled out of his ears! Song Zude read the Lingnan ghost talent novel and scolded him across the river: Fucking writing is more creative than the world's top singers? Cao Xueqin read "Dream Journey" and said that this kid's writing is super Mo Yan? Lu Xun gave a thumbs up when he read the novel of the Lingnan ghost and said that it was better than the diary of a madman? Marquez suffered from Alzheimer's autism after reading "The Strange Journey of Dreams"! Xu Zhimo was not at all romantic after reading the novel of the Lingnan ghost talent, and he didn't even dare to take a plane? After reading "The Strange Journey of Dreams," Sister Furong was as beautiful as a flower! There were many suitors! For a while, the paper in Luoyang of "The Strange Journey of Dreams" was expensive, saving the sluggish book market and creating a commercial myth! Alibaba's Taobao bought out the market! The Jingdong Book Market was hard to find! Some migrant workers had no intention of starting work and rushed to read "The Strange Journey of Dreams"! Chow Yun-fat read the sarpsticks and the brothers went to the toilet, and after reading it, he hurriedly called Wang Jing and said that the novels of Lingnan ghosts are really good? Zhou Xingchi will never be humorous after reading them, and some anorexic patients crawl out of the hospital after reading "Strange Journey" and go straight to the canteen restaurant to find food! Mr. Bean forgot to wear his pants and called the UN secretary general on the starry night, saying that there is a dreamer in China, and Lingnan ghosts can be included in the Encyclopedia Britannica! Wang Lin crawled out of the coffin and whispered to Qi Gong: Lingnan ghosts can be called real literary masters! He has made outstanding contributions to the Chinese dream! He is greater than Don Quixote of Spain! He should be awarded the French Order of Freedom Knight! He has been promoted to literary knighthood! Guo Jingming's readers and fans have been killed!

Wang Junkai and Liang Yihao were born in the same year and month, and they are both beautiful boys! One heaven and one earth! Wang Junkai has become a big dreamer who has attracted much attention, but Liang Yihao has given up his studies because of his poor family and decided to go to work! This is the epitome of China's realistic version! A literary author who challenges the whole of China is so poor that he wears pants! He can't even grasp the future of his handsome son! It's useless to be more handsome than Edison Chen, and he is not a single dog if he has no money? Liang Jing'an Shen Worm is more Internet celebrity than Liang Yihao! It's all because the Lingnan ghost has poisoned thousands of readers! Subvert the outlook on life, values, and world outlook! Deng Weiren applauded the case! How can this be reasonable!

Many factory workers went on strike and took to the streets to demonstrate! In solidarity with the Lingnan ghosts, they said: "Ghosts and ghosts are really geniuses!" Readers in major cities around the world took to the streets in large numbers to demonstrate and protest! Niu Gensheng's mind was in confusion in his dream, and he rushed to the Great Wall with millions of Red Guards! Let go of his dreams! Thousands of people put Kong Ming's lantern blood book: "Lingnan ghosts, I love you for 10,000 years!" I wish the Platinum Edition of Dreamy Adventure a global distribution of 138 million copies!" Niu Gensheng and Wang Dazhui never expected to invite Yi Xiaoxing to be the screenwriter, and a certain billionaire boss anonymously invested 300 million yuan to shoot a novel movie of the same name! Develop an online game! The TV version was decided by director Zhang Moumou! The reporter paparazzi scrambled to track the filming of Lingnan ghost talents! The two Dai Mochao moved out of the notice: No comment, no interview!

Niu Gensheng and Wang Da Hammer looked at the Lingnan ghosts who were walking away and said in unison: Wow! Niu B! You are so fucking awesome! The workers took to the street and sang:

"Half a Pound and Eight Taels"

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Walking through the streets is a bad stomach

Wash a little less until the end of the month (ghost)

It is indeed serious dampness

The most disadvantageous Bo Shi Yu Fa Wei (crazy chicken)

Walking through the streets is a bad stomach

Wash a little less until the end of the month (ghost)

It is indeed serious dampness

The most disadvantageous Bo Shi Yu Fa Wei (crazy chicken)

Blindly barking is not a mess

Alas, the pro-salary increase block face picked up the evil (

There is half a catty and eight taels on the side of the ideal (blowing up)

We're working on this class

A lifetime of slavery for coins

Tell the scared ghost of the hard work (death and you see)

Mi is not so-called

Niu Gensheng was confused in his dream, the world is changing too fast, and the plan can never catch up with the changes! I am the protagonist and he is not the author's red? I don't even know the woman's aunt! This is why people are called red! Wang Dazhui shouted to the sky and the ground? I never thought that the Lingnan ghost would be red all over the country? It is more red than Leslie Cheung singing "Red"? Why are the flowers so red? Are they all for you Lingnan ghost to brag about and pee red? Niu Gensheng woke up from a dream and saw that the calendar was April 1 April Fool's Day? Do you want to be red? Please go to the top floor of the Empire State Building naked and jump into the city? Wrap you redIt's so red and purple!