150 Brain-body upside down
Niu Gensheng came to the frog kingdom in a dream and saw the corpse king of Xinjiang and said: "There are too many coffins in the world, and there are too many corpses in the morgue, and the ice frog freezer is broken by a small raindrop, the worst eye king snake, it is not good to do a little thing, and now the cost of sucking human blood is too high, it is better to call a bat to hang the brain upside down to subvert the tradition, we ghosts and demons are going to have a good life! Do you have a date with the corpse tonight?"
Lin Zhengying was playing chess with Wu Ma, and Xiao Jiang's corpse was also jumping around! Niu Gensheng said to Master Lin: "I heard from the Zombie King that there has been a brain-body upside down operation recently, and Xiangjiang will be hell! The world will become Hades! The vampire count is cultivating in the red coffin, and he is sucking the blood of chickens, ducks, cows, and pigs! He doesn't even let go of the menstrual blood of the twenty-eight girl's menarche! People are afraid of the Buddha and the Buddha is afraid!"
Lin Zhengying said: "You call the African monk Lisu to go, Qian Xiaohao, he is fascinated by a female ghost and is practicing the Jade Goddess Gong!" Lin Zhengying said seriously: "You go to the toilet of Baliangjin's house and ask for a pound of dung worms and horse urine and ghosts, and the corpse is the most afraid! I will ask Song Dingbo and Lu Xun to help the girl catch ghosts!"
I set off with the four of them, and halfway through the Zang Ke family was mad and chanting ghost poems: "The world is occupied by the devil, and the woman has no blood! Jesus betrayed Judas! Ah the Yellow River! Ah the Great Wall Meng Ke brought Meng Jiangnu's blood and tears to cry! Ah my chicken married my duck and gave birth to three extremely clever penguins?
Some people died and went on a date with him, but some people went to heaven! Ah, Liang Hailing in heaven and earth, you are my dear drop!"
Lu Xun said: "It's too terrifying, it's him!" Song Dingbo said: "He's a human, not a ghost!" The duck in his hand is a terrible ghost!" You and Sheng find that they are both delirious! The earl approached Zang Ke's house step by step! followed by ten brave sons whipping the corpses!
Niu Gensheng said: "The two masters are coming away!" The African monk Lisu said to us: "I have a magic weapon in my hand, why are you afraid of him!"
The generals also came, and they lightly shook the chicken feathers! The coffin came out of Cixi Lafayette! Niu Gensheng and Lisu fled!
Lu Xun and Song Dingbo still used kicks and saliva to drive away the corpse of Xinjiang, this trick is too old-fashioned! The two of them were captured by the corpse of Xinjiang to suck blood! Lisu used ghosts to paste the zombies, but it was useless for the earl and the king of the corpse to stick the ministers!
The earl and the generals captured Nie Xiaoqian and the White Lady to suck blood, and also did earth-shattering life events! The Yin and Yang Yuan Stone of Danxia Mountain were all smashed by thunder points! Ning Caichen and Xu Xianlai cried and their eyes were red! Sing a song:
A Chinese Ghost Story (Theme song of the movie "A Chinese Ghost Story") - Leslie Cheung
The road of life is like a long dream
The wind and frost in the road are dry
In the red dust, there are several directions for sweet dreams
Looking for crazy dream center love
The road is boundless
Life is a dream and a desire
There are vague tears in the dream
Where to go to find the direction in my heart
The wind sighs as if in a dream
The road and the people are vast
The road to the world is a happy boy
The road is rugged and there is no sunlight
In the mud and dust, happiness has several directions
A touch of dreamy wind and rain
The road is boundless
A little bit of a dreamy wind and rain
The road is boundless
Niu Gensheng looked at Lin Zhengying and Wu Ma drinking Remy Martin! Guessing the wine order with Gu Long Jin Yong! Niu Gensheng said: "Why don't the two masters go to hunt ghosts! The zombies have sucked up the blood of people!" They said: "They are all ghosts and Xinjiang corpses, and I am also Xinjiang corpses, why are you people here!"
Niu Gensheng looked back, and the whole cave was full of zombies and dead bats with their brains upside down, and the black pressure in the distance was full of crows! The owls fell asleep without a word! The moon was full, and a werewolf said coldly to Yue Changxiao: "Niu Gensheng, I really want to suck your blood!" Niu Gensheng woke up from sleepwalking? It turned out that he was lying on a scarlet coffin in a mass grave! The moon seemed to have several vampire bats flying by!