Chapter 155: If you don't get it right, you're going to kill someone!
"By the way, why has the second senior brother been running to the South China Sea recently, how anxious is it to find the Bodhisattva?"
"He's in trouble. ”
Cui Shi pursed his lips and replied very calmly.
"Huh?"
The solid-eyed Lao Sha was startled, and hurriedly asked: "What's wrong?" The second senior brother has extraordinary powers, and Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea is the territory of Guanyin Bodhisattva, will there be any danger?"
"Dangerous, very dangerous!"
Cui Shi said bitterly: "If you don't get it right, you will kill people!"
Monk Sha was even more anxious when he heard this, but when he saw that this fake senior brother was unhurried and confident, he was a little confused.
Cui Shi smiled slightly, not explaining too much.
In fact, back in Quicksand Town, he felt that something was not quite right.
This pig's head asked him to go to the South China Sea before, pushing back and blocking all kinds of excuses. But recently, his enthusiasm has suddenly increased, and he has to run to Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea if he doesn't agree with him, and he has almost become a resident commissioner of the scripture learning team in the South China Sea, and he only comes back occasionally to say hello.
I'm not so eager to find Guanyin!
At the beginning, Cui Shi was quite happy, thinking that this pig's head knew how to share his worries for his senior brother, which was very interesting.
Besides, running diligently is also good for weight loss, so keep your mouth shut and open your legs.
But gradually, the situation is getting more and more weird, and the South China Sea is more urgent than frequent urination, but the "Guanyin who should go home soon" that Zhu Bajie said in his mouth has still been no news.
Seeing the days passing, Guanyin Bodhisattva did not wait, but Zhu Bajie became more and more excited, and sometimes when he came back, he was full of red faces, and he looked like a spring breeze and a proud posture of pig's trotters.
Once Cui Shi confiscated a mirror of a prisoner in the prison area, and unintentionally brought it to the Journey to the West, he was seen by Zhu Bajie, and snatched it like a treasure, and took endless photos all day long.
Zhu Bajie looked in the mirror, inside and outside is not a person, have you heard of Mu You?
Energetic and bloody like playing chickens, especially in the accident table, has long changed from an ugly pig's head to a creamy little student, plus every three or five times he is anxious to run to the South China Sea, and the beautiful name is to see if the Bodhisattva has gone home.
To sum up, judging by Cui Shi's experience......
This pig's head probably seems to be in love.
Then the object should be very clear, Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea, the dragon girl holding the pearl under the seat of Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Everyone knows that there is a pair of golden boys and jade girls under the Guanyin seat. That is, the good wealth boy and the dragon girl holding the pearl. Among them, the good fortune boy is the red child accepted on the way to the west, and his life experience is quite mysterious, and there are many rumors. The dragon girl holding the pearl is the daughter of the dragon king of the South China Sea, and she has been practicing with the Bodhisattva very early.
Dragon Maiden, is your vision so low...... Holding the pearl dragon girl, not holding the pig dragon girl. Your CP hasn't appeared yet, I promise to send it to you as soon as I meet the red boy. Even if the South China Sea is lonely, you can't be taken down by a pig!
It's really not good, I'll find you a good one, with a big hanger...... Well, the kind of eagle eagle is guaranteed to be handsome, much stronger than this pig's head.
If this development continues, it is not impossible to cause human life. When Guanyin Bodhisattva really returns to the South China Sea and sees a low-profile version of the dragon girl with a big belly, the picture must be very embarrassing.
"I'm back. ”
Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao will arrive. It is said that Chinese do not carry the nag, and it seems that Chinese pigs also conform to this law.
Zhu Bajie dragged the nine-toothed nail rake upside down, drooped his head listlessly, and lowered his head to the clouds.
Well?
Cui Shi looked at this state, but it was not the appearance of the red light and stinky fart on his face before.
Sensei asked, did you quarrel with your dragon girl?
Or is it that the confession was issued a good person card?
I'm familiar with this!
Belch...... Did you say something was missing......
"Second Senior Brother, have you encountered any danger?"
Monk Sha was too real, seeing that Zhu Bajie's face was not good-looking, he thought that he had really encountered some strong enemy, so he hurriedly stepped forward and asked with a concerned face.
Cui Shi looked funny, thinking that there should be a chest, and the danger is not enough for the time being.
As he spoke, it was getting late.
Tang Seng rode on the white horse and said leisurely: "Wilderness, it seems that we are going to sleep in the wilderness again." ”
Cui Shi looked around, but he really didn't find anyone, nodded and agreed: "Old Tang is right, in this case, let's just climb the mountain tomorrow, and we can get together at the bottom of the mountain for the night." Bajie, spread the felt-wrapped yellow vine or something, don't let the old Tang sleep and suffer the dampness. ”
"Senior brother, look carefully. ”
Zhu Bajie looked up, pointed in one direction and said, "There are people on the mountain, but the forest is deep and the leaves are covering the house." Let's climb up and ask for a stay, it's much better than here. ”
Yes?
Cui Shi stared at it carefully for a long time with wide eyes, and then he vaguely saw the outline of the eaves of the house, but it was almost unrecognizable because it was too far away.
Monk Sha smiled secretly in his heart, this still dares to call himself a senior brother? I think my senior brother has a fiery eye, and no demon or monster can hide, how can he not even be able to see a person.
Cui Shi made a fuss, and he didn't get angry, it was nothing more than a telescope thing, and I will get a high-end model to see if you are convinced.
The four masters and apprentices urged them to go up the mountain and gradually approached the house.
The closer he got, the brighter Cui Shi's eyes lit up.
These houses are hidden in the pine shade and cypress, and they are built magnificently. There are pine and green bamboo decorations in front of the door, and there is a farmhouse and happy atmosphere.
In Cui Shi's heart, the description in the 23rd chapter of "Journey to the West" "Three Tibets Do Not Forget the Original, Four Sages Test the Zen Heart" unconsciously emerged.
How many pines are growing, and how many stems are spotted?
How magnificent is the high hall, and the building is very clear?
The wild chrysanthemum on the edge of the fence is frosty, and the orchid on the side of the bridge reflects the water dan?
The beautiful poems in the book are corroborated by the scenes in front of you.
Cui Shi stood still and let out a long breath.
Finally waiting for you!
"What's wrong?"
Zhu Bajie now has a request for this senior brother who is known as a master of flirting with girls, and when he saw this, he hurriedly stepped forward and asked very attentively.
"Nothing, your benefits have arrived. ”
Cui Shi smiled mysteriously, took the lead, and soon stepped over a gatehouse with carved beams, and sure enough, it was in line with the festival as depicted in the book, and even the two Spring Festival couplets pasted on the gold lacquer pillars on both sides of the gate were the same as in Cui Shi's memory:
The silk is weak and the willow bridge is late, and the snow is fragrant and the plum courtyard is spring.
You can't go wrong!
This is it!
Cui Shi had just confirmed his guess, only to hear a sound of footsteps in the small courtyard, and a half-aged woman walked out of it, and asked in a coquettish voice:
"Who is it that trespassed on my widow's door?"
Hahaha, that's it. Bodhisattva, you are also lazy, since you are re-taking the journey to the west, you don't even change half a word of your lines.
Old lady, go away, your family's truth, love, and pity, all call out together, let me choose a clock...... I mean, let me take a look......