73, Formal Robbery (I)

What's even more terrifying is that she actually turned her head to look at me, and her immature face seemed to be full of sadness.

I was so frightened that I couldn't even remember who I was, I took a few steps back in despair, and sat on the ground with my ass.

Although my mind is a mess, I am always thinking about one question: Is Xiaohong not dead? Cold sweat covered his body for a moment, and when he went to the stove to look at it, he found that Xiaohong was lying flat in the stove, and his bones were almost in a carbonized state.

The terrible thing is that the black smoke floating from the chimney has been gathering in the sky above the crematorium for a long time and cannot be dispersed, and even formed a strange human face, and the smiling face seems to be still smiling.

This strange scene attracted all the employees of the crematorium to watch around, and I walked up to Liang Qixin and whispered, "What about the girl?" Is it still there? ”

Liang Qixin looked around a little sneakily and said, "It's no longer there, but I don't know if it will appear." ”

"It's not a viral flu, it's going to come back, and since it's gone, it won't reappear." I was secretly relieved.

It's good to say that the cremation industry only opened the stove to shovel out the ashes, he was full of unhappiness, frowning and whispering to himself, I guess he didn't say anything good, but this kind of thing is afraid of anyone, so I can understand his feelings.

When I held the columbarium in my hand, a cloudy wind rose from the ground, and the black smoke above the crematorium was blown away in an instant, and the somewhat gloomy sky finally cleared.

When I went out of the parking lot and was about to get into the car, I heard a voice say, "Dao Chief, let's meet again." The voice was full of surprise.

Following the prestige, it was actually the little Taoist priest I saw at the Public Security Bureau that night, and he said to me with a smile: "After I went back, I told the master about you, and he said that if I had the opportunity to meet, I would definitely meet you face to face, but I didn't expect to meet today." ”

Before the words fell, I saw the middle-aged Taoist priest walking down from Q7, not smiling, followed by his eldest apprentice.

I really wanted to ask him how the "chest push" ended, but I didn't want to ask too much because of the old way.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the poor Dao Law is Yincheng, don't you dare to ask the teacher to respect him?" The old way said to me.

It seems that he is at least more than 20 years older than me, but he calls me a senior brother, and the "little second son" must have said a lot of big things about me in front of him. ”

"I heard from the apprentice that you took good care of him, thank you in advance."

"The Taoist is polite, they are all fellow Daoists, and they should help each other."

He nodded slightly, but his eyes became slightly weird when he looked at me, and he thought for a while: "This senior brother, although there is a sentence that should not be said, I still have to say that it has always been me who asked Tianguan to deal with all the things that happened in the local area, and since Daoyou was just passing by, he intervened in it, which seems a bit unruly, right?" ”

I chuckled in my heart, I came to Donglin City to be busy doing things, but I forgot the "rules of the rivers and lakes", although Lao Dao was not obviously unhappy, but that cold expression had clearly expressed his dissatisfaction.

There is nothing to argue with, because the old Taoist is right, it is indeed "stepping on a point", the little Taoist priest's expression is also a little embarrassed, he didn't expect that there are rules in the rivers and lakes, and the rules of the rivers and lakes are even above the current laws.

Seeing that I was a little embarrassed, Lao Dao was not aggressive, and said with relief: "Seeing the abnormal state of the crematorium, you can still be very discerning in time, since you came at the same time, you should leave this matter to me, right?" ”

In order to avoid his misunderstanding, I explained: "Dao Chief, I am just passing by here to do business, not here to intervene in the food, but just happened to meet this doctor to relieve him of a grievance. ”

"Oh, you cremated this body?" Yin Cheng's expression really softened a lot.

"That's right, I saw her sit up in the crematorium, and if it weren't for the fact that she had been dead for decades, I would have thought that she was resurrected from the dead." I said.

Lao Dao's eyes narrowed suddenly, and he bowed his head slightly: "Brother Dao, you have to pay attention, I have encountered this situation before." ”

"The Taoist has also encountered it? How do you break that? ”

"A doctor told me that this is called a deception, which is a cadaver phenomenon that occurs when the nerves on the back of a dead body are roasted by fire, and he said that this is a scientific phenomenon, but I know that people who encounter this situation are generally unlucky for a few days, of course, bad luck may have nothing to do with it, but Taoist friends are still more careful and subtle." After that, he didn't delay, turned around and walked towards the car, and said as he walked: "I am also a member of the Daomen, if you need help, just ask, you don't need to be polite." ”

The "little second son" could only silently follow the master and leave, and Liang Qixin said disdainfully: "Pretend to be a ghost." ”

"Not necessarily, be careful today." Then I got into my car, and although it was broad daylight, I carefully drove slowly in the fast lane at forty yards.

The car behind the horn honked, I just didn't hear, just leisurely through the traffic light, just look at the reversing mirror behind a black Volvo rushing forward, I refueled the pedal want to run too late, just listen to the bang, Volvo front slammed into the butt of the domestic car I drove, fortunately fastened the seat belt, my body slammed, the car rushed forward uncontrollably, after hanging down a long guardrail, the hood banged, bursts of white smoke.

The unpleasant smell of the carburetor drilled into the car one by one, and I was in pain like a falling shelf, so I forcibly unbuckled the safety belt and got out of the car, my back straightened slightly, and my bones made a crisp sound, and I almost jumped up without pain.

There is a middle-aged man with a bald head sitting in the cab, his face is crimson, his drunk head can't stick out, he opens his mouth and vomits when he sits in the cab, and the smell of alcohol in the vomit can simply get people drunk directly.

Ten minutes two traffic policemen drove to the scene, took a photo, 100,000 reluctantly dragged the fat man covered in vomit out of the car, the ambulance drove to the three of us to the hospital, along the way drunk unconscious fat man shouted there drunk fart.

I did an examination that is, a mild muscle contusion, the traffic police let us go to the hospital tomorrow to record a statement, out of the hospital I feel that my waist hurts badly, I saw a Chinese medicine massage shop across the road, I crossed the psoas muscles and said: "Go to a massage, my waist is about to break." ”

Liang Qixin said: "Yes, we are really unlucky. So they helped each other into the store.

The proprietress is a woman in her forties, with a neat ponytail, black and shiny, wearing a well-fitting black silk dress, she doesn't look like a massage, like a "massage", I don't think it's right, I turned around and wanted to leave, but the proprietress grabbed my arm and said: "Handsome guy, since you've entered the store, don't you sit for a while, why are you in a hurry to go." With that, a pair of full breasts secretly rubbed back and forth on my arms.

Chromophobia also, especially such a feeling of "old ladies", said that I was not moved at all, it was fake, half pushed and half on "I didn't leave", this kind of woman's eyes are thieves, there is no temptation, she can smell it with her nose, and immediately beckoned a few young ladies to come out and talk with her, in fact, let us choose one to open a room.

These women are not as "energetic" as her, and I also have a "thief heart", and said to the boss: "I was just chased by a car, and my waist is about to break, I will give you the money, but if you don't do that, I want you to rub it for me." ”

"What, come here to rub your waist?" The old bustard asked me in surprise.

"Why don't you let us go?"

As soon as she heard this, the proprietress smiled coquettishly: "No problem, I will do it if you ask for it, I will do it well, and I will blow it straight for you in one breath." Hearing her rather lascivious words, the lower abdomen suddenly became hot, almost hard.

Looking at my "uneven pants front", the old bustard said with a smile: "You are really an impatient." I got goosebumps, and the young lady sitting on the sofa giggled.

She put her arms around my waist and pushed into one of the cubicles, "What do you want to do?" ”

"I'm really not talking nonsense, you just press my waist for me, it hurts to death, don't worry, I'll give you a lot of money, how much is an hour?"

She thought for a moment and said, "Three hundred." ”

It is absolutely impossible for this kind of pheasant shop on the side of the road to make a shot at this price, and I didn't pay it back, so I lost three hundred on the coffee table and said: "Press it for me for thirty minutes, and the money is yours." ”

She sighed and said: "The old lady usually doesn't accept customers, that is, because you look handsome, I didn't expect you to be really pure." With that, he reached out and touched me twice in the crotch of my pants.

I was crawling with ants, and even my pores were crispy.

She covered her mouth and smiled, "You're really a good person." ”

I smiled awkwardly and said, "People are good, birds are not good." ”