His name is Lin Han, he is a college student, and he is still an out-and-out otaku. In addition to the compulsory classes, I will go out to school. The rest of the time, he basically stayed in the dormitory and didn't go out. My biggest hobby on weekdays is playing games and surfing the Internet. Otherwise, it's just to watch island country films to release the energy that has nowhere to put it. To paraphrase a friend in the same dormitory, he is an out-and-out dick. It's still the kind that absolutely no one cares about.

Since the first time he contributed to his left and right hands, he seems to be insulated from love. He wanted to talk about love, but love didn't have anything to do with him, and his appearance was not good-looking, so he was always single.

"Now the movies are really getting more and more exciting, if there is such a beautiful female ghost in this world, I will be the first to chase her!" A roll of tissues was placed on the computer desktop, staring intently at the screen in front of him. Lin Han's hands were ready to go, and he was about to integrate his spirit with the movie. Suddenly, a big palm fell from the sky on his shoulder.

Because it was a supernatural *****, some parts were still quite scary, Lin Han was startled, turned his head to look, and found that it was his roommate who was making a grimace at him.

"You're sick!" Lin Han was so frightened that he patted the murderer, put his hand on the table, moved the mouse, and closed the interface.

"You're sick, can you survive on these things every day? Friendship, to go? "This roommate's name is Zhao Erhu, because he was born in the Year of the Tiger, and their family has two tigers, so his parents gave him such a talented name. This name has always been his shame, so he likes others to call him Brother Tiger even more.

"Fellowship? Come on! What girl would want to socialize with a science and engineering boy, not go! Lin Han is very self-aware of himself, even if his appearance is not good, and he is still a poor dick, he really doesn't want to do such a money-consuming thing as having a girlfriend.

"This time it's different! I heard that it was from the girls' school next door, good guys, the whole school is full of girls, wolves have more meat and less meat, and they are very hungry and thirsty. So go out and hunt for wild food. Zhao Erhu's eyes lit up, and he tried his best to encourage Lin Han to participate.

Lin Han stared at Zhao Erhu for a while, and then the two let out a lewd smile.

I have long heard that girls in girls' schools are and thirsty, and it seems that it is time to show off my pickling skills after watching movies for five or six years.

Thinking of this, Lin Han hurriedly got up and took a set of clothes that he could get his hands on and rushed out of the bedroom, so fast that Zhao Erhu didn't react at all.

"This kid, he said no, his body is still very honest!" Zhao Erhu laughed a few times, took out his mobile phone and began to connect with the buddies who were going to participate in the friendship together.

After Zhao Erhu made the friendship arrangement, Lin Han also whistled and came back with the dirty clothes he had changed.

"Good brother, let's talk about it first, I'm Yan Kong, I want to be good-looking." Lin Han threw the dirty clothes on the bed, came to Zhao Erhu's side, patted Zhao Erhu's shoulder, and said with a shy.

"Whew! Who hasn't been a face control these days! Besides, you are Yan Kong, and it depends on whether people look good or not! Zhao Erhu looked disdainful, this guy was embarrassed to say that he was Yan Kong, with his respectful face, it was strange that there were beautiful women who could look at him.

"I'll go to your uncle's." Lin Han felt quite uncomfortable when he heard Zhao Erhu's words, and stepped forward to hammer the other party. The two went out after a fight, and before going out, Lin Han also specially took out the hair wax that he had treasured for several years to take care of his messy hair, which was similar to a dog kennel.

"Lin Han, are you there?" Unexpectedly, when he walked to the gate of the living area, he heard a courier calling his name. Lin Han stopped, "I'm here." Lin Han hurriedly said hello and greeted him.

"You kid, save the money to buy the courier and make a girlfriend, it is estimated that you have already broken your 10,000-year-old virgin body!" The most diligent courier in the whole bedroom is Lin Han, this kid's ability to shop online is really outrageous. However, he still has an income of his own, because his English is very good, and he has already taken the Level 6 English certificate. So in addition to making small movies on the Internet, he earns some extra money by helping translate.

Part of the money earned by Extra Express was contributed to online shopping, and part of it was contributed to his family.

Even his own tuition fees don't have to be worried about by his family.

"It's not to blame Li Wei, he took the good airplane cup and used it without asking! Don't give it back to me yet! I can't always bother my big and small wives! This thing has to be bought! Lin Han leaned into Zhao Erhu's ear and replied, but Zhao Erhu was speechless. This guy's brain is really in water, and the money to buy that thing is enough to buy a favorite bag for the girl and win the girl's favor.

After Lin Han finished speaking, he quickly went to take the package, and casually put the package in the communication room in the living area, "Uncle, I'll send you here by express." I'll come back and get it. Because he was still in a hurry to go out to socialize, Lin Han didn't take the package back to the bedroom first.

"You kid can't wait." Zhao Erhu sneered twice, and left the living area of the dormitory with Lin Hanxiong in high spirits.

-- The Dividing Line --

Lin Han, who had never dealt with a woman, was completely defeated by Zhao Erhu, who was above him in appearance and eloquence. The audience watched the guy hugging left and right and talking to the group of naïve girls. And he sat on the sidelines and couldn't even say a word. No girl even looked at him more, although Zhao Erhu gave him a lot of opportunities, but Lin Han didn't master any of them.

Until the end of the friendship, Zhao Erhu got the numbers and WeChat of two or three sisters. And he came back empty-eyed with nothing.

Lying on the bed in the bedroom, he seemed to figure out what went wrong, and finally blamed Zhao Erhu for the answer.

That guy was handsome, and today he deliberately dressed so well to go out for friendship. In contrast, how can he, who has less than a hundred yuan in his whole body, look at those women who seem innocent but powerful.

Thinking of this, Lin Han secretly scolded Zhao Erhu in his heart, and he didn't think about it if he was a scheming.

I just thought about falling asleep, and suddenly I thought that I still had something to do. He hurriedly climbed down from the top bunk and left the dormitory, and when he returned to the dormitory, he already had one more item in his hand.

It was the courier that was not picked up in the afternoon, and by the way, I took out the key and opened the package of the courier.

"Why is this thing so big?" He remembered that the shopkeeper had said that the size of the airplane cup was only the size of a water cup. How did you get such a big package?