Chapter 313: Tell You to Talk Nonsense
When Ling Xiu changed into a dry sportswear and walked out of the fitting room, he saw Tang Xiaomo tilting his head up, looking at the children's clothes hanging on the wall in a daze, and couldn't help but ask jokingly: "What's the matter, do you want to try children's clothes?" ”
"Not really!"
Tang Xiaomo rushed over and hugged his arm.
After a while, his cheeks were flushed, and he asked very shyly: "Love vegetables, should we have boys or girls in the future?" ”
As soon as he heard this, Ling Xiu's whole body was petrified, and he even felt that his heart had stopped beating, and he did not hesitate to reward Tang Xiaomo's head with a burst of chestnuts, and reprimanded: "Tang Xiaomo, are you nervous again?" ”
"How can anyone have it, anyway, I'm definitely going to give birth to a child for the love dish in the future, I just want to ask if the love dish likes boys or girls!" Tang Xiaomo covered her aching head and whispered aggrievedly.
"Poof~"
Ling Xiu was already vomiting blood in his heart, and he couldn't figure out what this Tang Xiaomo, who was not yet eighteen years old, grew up eating, and how could this ideological realm be far stronger than him, a twenty-six-year-old man.
"Hahaha...... Cousin, what a ...... you are Hahaha......"
When Zhang Yifei at the door heard it, he couldn't help laughing, and slapped his thigh hard as he walked, and even laughed with tears. However, when they met Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo's almost murderous eyes, they immediately shuddered and stopped.
"Ahem...... That ......"
coughed dryly, patted his chest and said righteously, "I want to say, whether it's a cousin or a cousin, my brother likes it, but the problem is ......" frowned, and he showed a very obscene smile after only three seconds, "Cousin, you have to fight with Lao Ling a few times, if you don't scare, how can you give birth to a child, it's like having a good field, if you don't sow seeds, how can you grow crops and reap fruitful fruits, this is the same reason, so cousin, you have to ...... Oops......"
Before he finished speaking, he was kicked away by Ling Xiu, and the whole person flew out of the store.
Xue Nan outside the store saw Zhang Yifei landing in the posture of a dog eating ~, his eyes widened and he was stunned, and it took a while to come back to his senses and go up to help him: "Zhang Yifei, are you okay?" ”
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The town is surrounded by mountains, and the bacon that was previously cured has been damaged by the rain, so you have to prepare some more. Fortunately, there is a lot of game in the mountains and forests, and with Tang Xiaomo, the goddess gunner, there are no wild pheasants or hares that escaped alive.
Ling Xiu drained a pond and caught all the grass carp in it.
Their meat is then cut into cubes and salted with salt. Xue Nan is a good at making bacon, he is familiar with the road, and accurately calculates the time of dehydration, and then uses fire instead of sunlight for drying.
After this busy time, it was evening again.
The town is silent at night, and this silence is dreary and oppressive. From time to time, there was a commotion, whether it was an empty mineral water bottle slipping away on the ground, or a discarded nylon bag rubbing against the ground, or the slow footsteps of zombies wandering.
If the disaster had just happened, such a night would definitely make Ling Xiu lose sleep, but now it was different, there were no oversized corpses, mutated animals, or evolved zombies, and there would basically be no threat to their lives.
The four of them were spending the night in a residential house at the moment.
Ling Xiu sat against the wall, lowered his head, and quietly looked at Tang Xiaomo, who was leaning on his thighs as pillows.
The white face is like the white of an egg that has just been peeled off, and it can be broken by blowing; The slender eyebrows, the long eyelashes trembled slightly; Straight nose, ruddy cherry mouth......
Tang Xiaomo fell asleep, quiet and beautiful, and when she relied on him, even Zhang Yifei, who was lying on the sofa and snoring, didn't seem to be able to disturb her.
Looking at her, Ling Xiu actually had the urge to lean down and kiss her white jade-like forehead.
But the thought that she was still a seventeen-year-old girl dispelled this impulse again. Thinking of this Nizi asking him whether it was better to give birth to a boy or a girl during the day, he couldn't help but shake his head and chuckled and scolded Tang Xiaomo, "A stupid stupid pig".
At this time, Tang Xiaomo turned over and lay on her side, in a sweet dream, but she was talking in a dream.
"Love vegetables, I like you, I'm going to stick to you for the rest of my life."
When he came, he showed a silly white and sweet smile, and pouted and kissed the air several times, his cheeks were flushed, and the temperature of his body rose sharply.
Ling Xiu's eyes widened in horror, and he thought, "This Tang Xiaomo shouldn't be having some unhealthy dreams, right?"
……
“oh,my~god!”
The next day, Zhang Yifei let out an earth-shattering crying ghostly cry, pointed to Ling Xiu's wet pants on his thighs and said, "Old Ling, cousin, what did you do last night?" Rub, can you take care of my feelings a little, I'm sleeping on the sofa in this hall,
Do you want to be so crazy? There are so many rooms here, you can just find a room, hey, I'll go, I ate your artificial rice crackers for one night, and my brother doesn't know it! ”
Xue Nan also just got up, and when he came out of the bedroom, he heard Zhang Yifei's loud voice, and then looked at Ling Xiu's wet pants, his expression froze, his face turned red, and some pictures that made people blush and heartbeat already came to mind.
Ling Xiu's face was full of black lines, he glared at Zhang Yifei, and said very quietly: "You want to be a trapeze artist again?" ”
Tang Xiaomo was also red-faced, and he rushed to Zhang Yifei with his hands on his waist and said, "Rotten cousin is so dirty!" ”
"Am I dirty? Then cousin, explain to me why the pants on Lao Ling's thighs are wet? And it still looks slimy? Zhang Yi said to Pegasa.
"That's my saliva!"
Tang Xiaomo puffed out her cheeks angrily, "I slept on the thighs of the love vegetables last night, and my saliva flowed on the love vegetables." ”
Although this kind of thing was very embarrassing to say, for the sake of her and Ling Xiu's innocence, she also let it go.
It turned out to be saliva!
Xue Nan quietly breathed a sigh of relief.
"Saliva?"
Zhang Yifei's eyes suddenly widened even more in horror, and he pointed at Ling Xiu and Tang Xiaomo, "Are you still playing...... Still playing ......" stared at Tang Xiaomo's small mouth, thinking in his heart, he must have felt that things had changed, "Cousin, your mouth seems to have gotten bigger!" ”
As soon as his words fell, Ling Xiu could still hold back and kick him away, teaching him how to speak in the future.
"Bang~"
Zhang Yifei collided violently with the wall, and then slowly slid to the ground like a puddle of mud.
Xue Nan covered his mouth, his face was pale, and he thought: With such a kick, Zhang Yifei really won't get hurt?
Tang Xiaomo asked Ling Xiu puzzled: "Love Cai, is my mouth really bigger than my cousin said?" ”
Ling Xiu really wanted to strangle Zhang Yifei, turned his head and glared at Tang Xiaomo, and reprimanded him fiercely: "You knew him on the first day, do you believe this kind of thing?" ”