38, tricky monsters
Although the night was clear, it was late at night in winter, and the cold wind poured in, even a big man like me would feel unusually cold when the cold wind came, but Bei Bei knelt motionless in front of the windowsill and didn't seem to be cold at all.
This state is obviously covered by something, as for what it is, looking at her behavior state, I guess it's a weasel.
There are two shrines behind Qinglong Mountain, one is dedicated to the Xuannu, the other is dedicated to the land mountain god, when I was a child, I saw more than once that the mountain god statue hung high in the bright moon gathered in front of more than a dozen people standing up weasels, under the moonlight, these weasels worship the mud fetus Buddha statue again and again, it is Beibei's posture.
As for why the weasel got on Beibei's body, from the fact that it used puppetry to deal with me, I can know that this must be the weasel spirit in Donglin City who intends to take revenge.
This goblin actually chased me from Donglin to Lingquan City, I have to say that its determination is completely beyond my imagination, it seems that I really underestimate a monster, from the bottom of my heart I still treat it as an animal, but in fact, this animal has been the same as people, they have human thoughts, human behavior, and even human desires have learned human hatred.
So I'm offending a narrow-minded villain with a certain ability.
But when I thought of this, my heart calmed down, because I knew that it was not Bei Bei who wanted to harm me, but a weasel spirit.
No wonder she didn't let me touch her, as far as instinct was concerned, of course a person would not touch his enemy, and even normal physical contact would be impossible even if he did that.
Thinking of this, I didn't alarm it, although I know the spell of exorcism, but I didn't use it rashly, after all, Bei Bei is controlled by this monster, once the expulsion fails, who knows what will happen, but this doesn't mean that I can't do anything about it, this weasel has lost to me twice in a row, for such an opponent, I have a huge advantage in my heart, so I'm not afraid of it.
I got up early the next morning, and at half past seven, Bei Bei got up on time, came out of the house sleepily and saw me sitting on the sofa, and said in a daze: "I woke up early today." "I waited for her to go to the bathroom, and when I heard the sound of brushing her teeth coming from inside, I followed her and touched her breast.
Beibei's figure is still good, it can really be said to be full and elastic.
Suddenly, Beibei, who was holding a toothbrush in her mouth and a mouth full of toothpaste foam, turned to me and roared, "Are you sick?" That expression was extremely angry, compared to the expression of the enemy who killed his father.
I deliberately pretended to be confused and said, "What's wrong?" I'm not a hooligan, Babe, don't you have someone outside, do you? If you really hate me......"
"Don't think about it there, how can I have someone outside, you are my only husband." It realized its gaffe and immediately went back to the circle.
"I, I don't think you're like this, we have a lot of affection." With that, I touched her buttocks again.
The weasel spirit involuntarily stirred up, and I clearly saw that it had goosebumps, and it made me laugh, and I almost didn't laugh out loud.
It didn't dare to show its flaws, and reluctantly put on a smiling face and said to me, "I hate it." ”
"I knew you were the best." After that, I hugged her tightly from behind, deliberately "viciously" against Beibei's small buttocks, and my hands were always unceremoniously touched, and in less than a minute, there was a "full bloom" on the front of Beibei's body.
Now the weasel spirit is simply nervous and disgusting to the extreme, but it is just dumb and can't say that it is bitter to eat Coptis chinensis, and I am not deliberately playing hooligan, because this body is Beibei's, and who is Beibei? That's my real girlfriend, and I touched my girlfriend's body and disgusted a weasel spirit, which is definitely not excessive.
Seeing that my hand had lifted the little Nene, the weasel spirit hurriedly put down the mouthwash cup, pretended to block my hand and gave me a flattering smile: "Honey, I have to work overtime today, don't be so anxious, I'm all yours, okay when I come back at night?" ”
"You don't know how much I miss you, I can't help it, my dear, you have to love me, don't go to work today."
"Then what's the matter, my aunt and uncle are all at home."
"It's okay, let's go out to open a hotel, last time you said that you came to the body, but now it's gone, and it's a safe period, when will you not do it at this time?" I deliberately pretended to be a hippie smiley.
"Well, you have to be obedient to have candy." Although she tried her best to pretend to be calm, her panicked expression made people see clearly.
I felt more and more funny in my heart: "I will never let you go to work today, do you know how terrible a man with a sperm in his brain is?" If you don't obey me, I'll ......," she subconsciously covered her chest with her hands, and her face really revealed an extremely panicked expression.
I felt very happy to be able to scare a goblin like this, and I took the opportunity to pinch her face again and said, "If you are afraid, you will obey me, otherwise ......" I deliberately laughed ill-willedly.
At the critical moment, the phone rang, and after seeing that it was Wu Biao who connected, he said, "What's the situation over there?" Waiting for your day calling. ”
"I'll go, I'm sleeping, I'll call him."
"You have to take this matter to heart, the news from the prison is that something is wrong."
"What's wrong, what's wrong?" I suddenly felt a little nervous.
"They said that there were always strange sounds in the hole, what screams, crying, all kinds of sounds, and a circle of mushrooms grew around the cracked hole at a very fast speed, they picked samples and sent them for testing, and the result was the best chicken foot mushroom, the growth cycle of this mushroom is extremely slow, and it must be in the deep mountains at a constant temperature, on the rammed earth layer and in the room of minus a few degrees, a circle of chicken foot mushrooms grows overnight, this kind of thing is not right for anyone, so this thing really has to be done quickly, It's just chicken foot mushrooms now, and who knows what will appear in a few days. ”
"That's right, I'll contact him right away." I was on the phone, and Babe was almost running away with her clothes as fast as she could.
I couldn't breathe with a smile, and at this moment the phone was connected, and Crane Ziyu was a little surprised: "What makes you laugh like this?" ”
"Anyway, it's a very funny thing, by the way, when will you come back, there's a big problem here."
"The demon has appeared?"
"The demon didn't find it, but he found a demon den." After that, I told him in detail about the gossip feng shui array.
He Ziyu was a little surprised and said, "The gossip feng shui bureau has all been used?" ”
"And there's a huge sinkhole down there, which would be weird if it weren't for the coincidence." I said.
After a long time, Crane Ziyu said: "Originally, I still have some things to do here, but when you say this, I have to come back quickly, this matter is not trivial." ”
"The problem is that it's a demon and a demon nest, and the people you bring are not powerful?"
"Stinky boy, this is not a joke, the person who came is my uncle, but he is a master of the world, known as the Dragon and Lu Shangqin outside the sky, this is not me, you should be careful when you speak."
I'm also used to talking casually, and I haven't explained to the real Xuanmen people, listening to the old Tao's tone is very stern to know that I am indeed a little too much, and quickly apologized, he said: "It's good to know, especially when you see me, don't say bald, I'll come back tomorrow at the earliest, I don't think anything big will happen in one day, right?" ”
determined the time to come back, I told Wu Biao the news and asked him to get ready, and I went to the Golden Square, the purpose was very clear, I was to harass Beibei, of course, the purpose was to make the weasel spirit unbearable and take the initiative to leave.
When I got to the office building, I called her and asked her to come down, but the phone rang for a long time and no one answered.
This little weasel is really shrewd enough, it must know that I was waiting for it downstairs, deliberately not answering the phone, thinking that I was just about to hang up the phone, but it was through there, only to hear a rather familiar voice come and say, "Hey." ”
It was a boy, and I thought strangely, "Who are you?" How did I get my girlfriend's phone? ”
The person on the other end of the phone laughed and said, "Skewers, I haven't seen you for a long time, don't come to harm?" I chuckled in my heart and said: How could it be him?