Spoof too void \& Xiaolou, let Xingde go to meet Han

I was bored for more than ten days from registration to being able to speak, and now I can finally speak at the starting point, and I want to play with the code word as soon as I am happy......

Guan Gong vs. Qin Qiong, a casual work, countless bugs, don't point it out to me, I don't care......

Originally, I was going to write a funny style, but Nalan's style was too positive, and I went down with the trend, so it wasn't funny. I once wrote about sexual virtue, and I was scolded very badly by a few people in Baidu, but I was born with colored glasses, reasonable, and I really can't see it if I scold people casually.

In addition, I expect some people to say that it is not like.,But in fact, it's because my understanding of Ahan is a little different from Nalan's.,I'll want to write this fan.,Right? If I write ten out of ten like Nalan's Han and Xingde, I'm Nalan, right?

Because he loved Ah Han in the first life, he also retained more of his temperament in the first life.

The background is cut to the office chapter of the Demon King chapter.

(1) Visit the pig people

Anyway, our poor Han classmate is trudging through the sea of documents, so many things, there is no problem to read them, and it is no problem to memorize them, but if you want him to tell the truth...... How would he know why Zhang San, who was guarding the door, couldn't be allowed to take leave last month, but he could be allowed next month? How does he know why the altar of the Jiangnan Dark Altar is mainly 30,000 taels of silver, and the altar of the Southwest Dark Altar is mainly 30,000 taels of silver, which is for the sake of teaching...... If he can think about these things and is willing to think about them, then he will not be a Han......

It's a pity that Yaoguang said: He should be the sect leader now, not a clerk under the Dragon King, so no matter what, he has to figure it out, because this is also the duty of the sect leader!

Alas, Han's sleepy eyes are hazy...... Why didn't he have a good life to do the paperwork under the Dragon King?

was half-asleep and half-awake, suddenly the eyes lit up, a white light flashed, and a clear figure appeared in front of him, white clothes and black hair, with a noble temperament, and he forgot to look at it. Although Han has no obsession with the beauty and ugliness of human beings, he still feels pleasing to the eye when he sees beautiful things, such a beautiful person flickered in front of his eyes, and his exhaustion suddenly disappeared half, so he happily asked, "Who are you?" ”

"My name is Xiao Xingde." The voice of Xingde was very moving, both the deep and sharp of a man and the clear voice of a woman, and when Han heard it, the remaining half of him was tired and folded in half

"Is there anything wrong with you?" Could it be a new guard? This is not bad, at least it is much more pleasant than those Di Jing's faces.

"Because there's an idiot who says there's an idiot here who looks like a pig, and you have to let me come and see it." This is very strange, but the partial nature is very calm, so you suddenly feel that it is the most normal thing in this world.

It turned out that it was not a guard, Ah Han was a little disappointed in his heart, pointed to his nose and asked, "Is that idiot you said you wanted to visit me?" ”

"Hmm!" Xingde nodded.

"Oh." Well, although there was a little disappointment, it didn't seem that this request was a difficult task, so Han stood up and turned around twice in front of Xingde, raised his face and asked, "So, is it okay to visit?" ”

Sexual virtue was stunned, this idiot, sure enough...... It's a lot of fun. Since the great development of human science and technology, the virtual world has gradually become more lively than the real world, and the character has been wandering in the too illusory realm for a long time, and is used to seeing all kinds of people's hearts and conditions, and now it is really difficult to find a special one. Do you want to stay and play? A faint smile appeared on Xingde's lips: "Not yet." ”

Sexual virtue is a peerless figure, he smiles, like a spring flower announcing the dawn, and he is glamorous.

It's really beautiful, Ah Han continued to appreciate it, and suddenly thought that there were still a lot of official documents to be approved on the table, and his face immediately fell again: "Then you continue to visit, I still have work to do." ”

Work ...... How can there be such a torturous thing in the world? For the first time, Han found that the topic he chose was actually not bad to the end, and if the surnamed Zhang tricked him into choosing a topic such as "On how workaholics are tired to death", wouldn't it be ...... Thinking about this, Ah Han couldn't help but shudder, and when he looked up and saw that Xingde was still there, he timidly spoke: "Excuse me, can you stop visiting me and help me ask Yaoguang, can I go to sleep first and then approve these documents?" ”

"Who is Yaoguang?"

"You don't know Yaoguang?" Hanqi said, "You're not a member of the Demon Sect? ”

"It's not."

Yes...... Ah Han couldn't help but be stunned, no matter how dull he was, he knew that this Demon Sect General Altar was not a place to come whenever he wanted, not to mention anything else, didn't he really spend some effort to break in? This person didn't move the wind and the water, and stood in front of him so swaggeringly: "Then who are you?" ”

"I ......" Xingde's eyes flashed: "I'm from Xiaolou." ”

"Oh." Ah Han has no doubt about it at all, although he seems to have never seen this person in the small building, but he has always been asleep more than awake, who knows, but it seems that he still has to find Yaoguang by himself, I don't know how she will toss this time, it is really a headache to think about it, it is better to go to sleep directly, although she said that she could not sleep without approval, but she didn't promise at the time, didn't you. While thinking like this, our Han classmates fell asleep little by little, like chickens pecking rice.

"Won't you ask me what I'm here for?" Although his character is cold, after all, he can't compete with a completely characterless person like Han, and he was forced to ask a sentence that was extremely unlevel and extremely supportive.

"Didn't you say you came to visit me?" Although he is already on the verge of a dream, Han's memory is still quite good.

This idiot is a little weak: "Teacher Zhuang asked me to be your guard." "Among the many professions of human beings, there is only one guard, and the character is the most handy and experienced, so there is no need to hesitate to choose to return to the old business.

"Oh, that's good." Han nodded sleepily, oh...... Didn't Mr. Zhuang say that he had to complete his thesis by himself? But...... Well, I'm so sleepy, let's sleep......

(2) Control of beauties in white

Basically, when Han falls asleep, he has to wake up naturally, and it has to be an integer multiple of twelve hours, so it is no exception that he is woken up by a noise (poor child, touch, although this is also to blame for you being too snooze).

As soon as he opened his hazy sleepy eyes, he was immediately frightened by the tense atmosphere in this room, and he didn't care about Xingde for the time being, Yaoguang and Di Jiu's end, the naked eyes were all murderous.

"Stop!" Han immediately shouted and rushed forward, it was difficult for him to run so fast for someone as lazy as him.

"Who is this man?" Xiao Hurt was almost extremely angry, damn it, what has become of this Demon Sect General Altar? Vegetable garden? One would break in, the next another, and the door would not even open.

"Him!" Han hesitated for a moment: "He is the guard sent to me by my teacher. "It's good, I didn't lie, and I didn't reveal Xiaolou's secrets.

"Your teacher?" What teacher? Mr. Private School? Or is it the master behind the scenes who teaches you this internal strength...... Xiao Shen's pupils contracted dramatically, and sure enough, everything was not so simple.

"Well, my teacher." Ah Han nodded desperately and pulled Xingde over: "So now he is my bodyguard." "The murderous aura of the five kings is too terrifying, and the people from the small building are safer.

"Since it is a person sent by the sect master's teacher, we naturally don't want to treat it around, but after all, this is the holy place of the main altar, and you brought someone in without a word, so where is this leaving our five kings?" Biluo's face was as cold as jade, and her voice was as cold as snow, which was already a sign of extreme anger for her.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I was too sleepy yesterday to tell you, I'm sorry...... I'm sorry......" Han can only apologize wildly, this life has to be considered good, and so far he hasn't met his MrRight, if he is gameover now, it's probably another failure, it's good to be able to die or not die.

"In Xia Xiao Xingde, I heard that Ah Han is the leader of the first religion in the world, so I came to defect, this trip is in a hurry, I don't have time to report, there are many offenses, please forgive me." Xingde walked out from behind Han, raised his hand and saluted to the end.

Everyone couldn't help but be stunned, and there was an impulse to return the salute, and the anger that rushed to the sky was also cleared in his gift, as if what this person said was true, and everything he did should be, and there should be no other reaction except convincing. However, this was a momentary loss of consciousness after all, and when he settled down, he couldn't help but secretly feel deeper vigilance and hostility in his heart.

Defection? Such a noble temperament, a fairy feather figure would actually come to join a...... Pig? The corners of Yaoguang's mouth twitched disapprovingly.

Now that the murderous intent is gone, everyone has calmed down, anyway, the existence of this Fu Hanqing is an impossible of impossible, and it is easy to accept a little more strange things, and the big deal of this sex Xiao is to raise it as another Han and wait and see what happens. As for the lack of adaptability just now, these guys who were so angry with Ah Han had discussed whether they would come to arrest him early in the morning, and teach him a good lesson, who would have thought that there would be a stranger in the house, and who could think of anything else in this case, of course, there is only one word - kill!

Even the face of the person who came couldn't be seen clearly, and the murderous aura had already flowed out of the body......

"No wonder, the Sect Master doesn't need a shadow guard." Di Jiu walked out from behind the three kings.

The five kings of the Demon Sect, except for the Dragon King, who had to be steady because he ate too much salt, was the most calm and serious Di Jiu, and it was Xiao Shen who had just rushed to the front, but he went out upside down, summoned all the shadow guards around him to arrange the level, and cut off his back road. When he came back, Ah Han had already woken up, and Xingde was pulled in front of him by him, and when he looked up, he just happened to take a look at him, and the bright sunlight shone in from outside the hall, as if it was only illuminating him, and a sharp light pierced into his eyes, almost shaking him to close his eyes. (Haha, there's no way that whoever has the surname Di is controlled by a beauty in white...... ）

"Well, I just need to be virtuous!" Han nodded heavily.

(3) Fighting

(Chapter 2 In the previous post, I don't know why I have to log in again every time I reply to the starting point...... So...... Alas, I'm sorry to take up so many pages)

"After that, the safety of the sect leader depends on you......" Xiao Hurt is the most competitive, this tone he doesn't come out of that is almost like asking for his life, he stepped forward slowly, halfway through the words, his eyes were promoted, and he had shot like the wind, because he was afraid that Ah Han would come to block, this palm did not dare to penetrate much internal force, but this speed was extremely fast as he did all his cultivation, so fast that Ah Han clearly saw him do it, after all, he was still one step apart, and only two words turned in his mind: Be careful, the mouth has not had time to say it, and that palm has reached the heart of sexual virtue.

Everyone saw that Xiao was injured, but his face turned gray in an instant, only he knew that just at the same time as he made a move, Xingde also took a step back with a speed that was so fast that people could barely see it, and there was no more or less, just when he retreated to the end of his palm, although his palm was hit, but it was just touching the corner of his clothes. Although he can immediately turn his palm into a claw and launch the next round of offensive when he is wet, he is greatly shocked by the wonder of his body and virtue, and he is proud of his light skills in this life, and he can't imagine that there is such a wonderful body in this world, and he was slightly stunned, and he has lost the opportunity.

"Good kung fu." Yaoguang said in a human voice, when she said this, Xiao Shu, Di Jiu and Bi Luo immediately held their breath and condensed, holding their breath and guarding their breath, not daring to look at her again, after all, no one dared to be careless in this day. I saw her smile slowly, as if coming from the clouds, mountains and mist water, the eye waves were like threads, silky and finely entangled; The smile is like honey, lush and sweet, so thick that it can't be dissolved; That posture is really like a fairy, beautiful, and like a shock......

Xingde smiled lightly and said, "It's over." ”

This voice was cold and heartwarming, and everyone was stunned, and they couldn't help but look up at him. Yaoguang is naturally beautiful, her beauty is like the spring dawn of the flower dock, brilliant and soft, like the silver light of the fire tree, which is dizzying and fascinating; And the character is like the moon, only a pure color, but all the prosperity and beauty are all classified as small considerations.

Yaoguang is fascinating, and sexual virtue makes people quiet, confusion is chaos, quiet is fixed, Yaoguang makes people lose their minds, but sexual virtue makes people delirious......

"Good...... Kung fu. Yaoguang was stunned for a while, since she practiced the Heavenly Demon Charm Technique, all the beauty in this world has become a tool, divided into categories, collected and cultivated, beauty has lost its mystery, so it no longer has any charm. Most of the women who have practiced the Heavenly Demon Charm in the Demon Sect for generations are lonely and finally old, and occasionally they are married, and most of the married ones are very mediocre in appearance. And for Yaoguang, since her miraculous achievements, of course, she has also met people who are determined enough and can't be charming, but what makes her stunned and ashamed is that it is the first time that she has opened the sky and the earth, she has even lost her self-confidence, and she is still flattering.

"What was he just that? Is it kitsch? Xiao Shu was the most anxious, and seeing Yaoguang's dejected appearance, he couldn't care about it, so he lowered his voice and asked in her ear.

"It's not ......" Yaoguang shook his head slowly, the so-called charm is not an artificial simulation of the most beautiful posture in the world, taking advantage of every weakness of the other party, it will be able to show his emotional side. A beauty, let her flatter a beggar may only need to roll her eyes, and to flatter an emperor may have to use all her thoughts, people's eyes will rise, the more you see, the more you know, the less you can confuse him. In the face of sexual virtue, Yaoguang has a feeling, like a person who practices light skills to chase birds, a person who cultivates iron and sand palms wants to break a piece of iron, this person is born with the most beautiful in the world, and it is cold, clear, and cold; She couldn't think of what she had to become to confuse him.

Bi Luo stepped forward expressionlessly and said, "Offended." "She is a lady, a lady is the same as a gentleman, she will be notified before she starts, but she has not yet spoken, and she can't see any fluctuations even a little bit in her body, and a small sound of breaking the sky has suddenly appeared.

Bi Luo is rigorous by nature, and only seeks to be as stable as Mount Tai, and never goes off the rails. At present, there are already two kings in front of the sex of the feathers, she has made a full effort, the body of 1,224 earth cloud needles have all been issued, this needle is as thin as a cow's hair, is a sharp object that specializes in breaking the inner family, and fourteen seven-star nails follow closely behind, locking all directions, no matter which direction the sex is dodging from, this head-on nail will make him unavoidable, and these hidden weapons are all quenched with her own poison, as long as a star and a little bit of oil skin are cut, this person's life is equivalent to pinching her hands.

Even the other three kings had never seen her attack with all her might, and they all felt cold in their hearts at the moment, and they secretly resolved in their hearts that they would never provoke this poisonous girl Luo Li in the future.

However, no one expected that Xingde actually flew up and kicked heavily at the clumsy and clumsy Ahan who was trying to save people, Ahan couldn't catch off guard, and under an exclamation, the powerful internal force in the body naturally gave birth to the power of the countershock, and suddenly shook the two of them to both sides, Xingde's kick was extremely heavy, and the power of Ahan's anti-shock was of course also great, so the speed of these two people flying was almost a blink of an eye to the corner of the wall, and the poor body of Ah Han naturally hit it head-on, but fortunately, his internal force was thick, and this hard injury was nothing at all.

As soon as Ah Han landed on the ground, he jumped up in a panic and pounced forward: "Xingde, are you okay?" ”

"It's fine." Sex and virtue float down from the beam, white clothes are better than snow, and they are not stained with dust. Among the kings, the sharpest eyes were only in that moment of lightning, and he vaguely saw how the virtue was on the wall, turned over and jumped onto the beam, and then appeared in front of poor Han after getting up with a disgraced face, and appeared in front of him as a god.

"You are too fast, and you don't say a word, I don't have time to control it at all......" Ah Han saw that he was standing straight, and he couldn't help but complain, alas, if the person sent by Teacher Zhuang let himself be beaten to death, it would always be bad.

Xingde didn't care about him, he just turned his head to look at Biluo. The hair needles in this study day and place are highly poisonous, and I don't know how to end it! Biluo glared at him fiercely, his eyes were almost dripping with blood, and his face was already white to gray.

"Now, you're the only one left." Xingde's gaze swept over her and fell on Di Jiu's face behind her.

Di Jiu's eyes were cold, and he said in a deep voice, "Do you want to do it with me?" ”

"It's certainly best if you're willing not to do it."

Di Jiu looked at him fixedly, and said calmly: "I can't beat you." He only watched him take a step back, make a sound, kick, and fly, but that was enough. He doesn't fight battles that he is not sure of, he can endure not to win.

"Thank you." There was no more expression in Xingde, but Di Jiu's gaze was a little darker.

(4) Excuse me, can I sleep?

"Excuse me...... Is it over? "Ah Han raised his hand weakly, these people, why is their energy so vigorous, shouting and killing all day long, isn't it good to have the kung fu to sleep more.

"What, does our sect leader have any instructions?" Xiao said coldly, he was the first to make a move, so he became the least frustrated, so he was still stable.

"Can I go back to sleep now?" Ah Han asked weakly, when his words came out, even Xingde couldn't help but look back at him,

"Of course not," Yaoguang roared as if he had just woken up, and Ah Han was so shocked by her that he shrank his neck, and couldn't help frowning: "If it doesn't work, it won't work." ”

Yaoguang suddenly realized how he would die in the future, which was to make this stupid fool angry to death. This stupid guy named Ah Han ran out inexplicably, and then subverted all the life experience she had accumulated in the first half of her life, others thought it was important, he didn't care, others thought it was not worth mentioning, he was always on his lips, and what was even worse was this guy, he couldn't die, he couldn't cook it, he had no desire, he didn't want anything except to be a pig......

In her half of her life, all kinds of proud means, and magic weapons to establish a life, are all worthless in front of this person, she has been defeated again and again today, and all kinds of frustrations are superimposed, which is simply devastating.

"Have you finished your official documents? Ah, just thinking about going to sleep, didn't you promise to be the head of the sect? Didn't you say that what you said would be done? Is that the way you do things? "Yaoguang gritted his teeth, you make me angry like this and still want to rest? Dream, I won't let you get what you want.

"Good, good...... I'll go to criticize, I'll go and see ......" Seeing that Yaoguang, who seemed to be the best to speak, suddenly fluttered, of course, the others didn't count on it, Ah Han made a bitter face.

"You don't like to approve official documents?"

"Hmm!" Ah Han glanced at Xingde in frustration, this kind of thing is brain-consuming, eyes and hands, he really has no reason to like it, if he can choose, he would rather choose to do sports, so as long as he lies down and doesn't move. But inexplicably, Di Jing's desperate face flickered in front of his eyes, and Ah Han closed his eyes a little tiredly, okay, if he is exercising with this kind of person, then he should go to read the official document.

"If you don't like it, don't do it." Sexual virtue is a matter of course.

"But it's my responsibility as a leader." Just like a student is about to do a thesis, Han sighed in resignation.

Biluo's poisonous needle has a wide range of killings, and even that table of documents has been tragically affected, but anyway, it will be taken to Han for review and approval, and it is just a small matter of some details, this kind of garbage file, there are many inside the Demon Sect. Soon, he found a room for Ah Han, and made a table full of "urgent matters" for teaching affairs, asking the sect leader to read it in person on the same day and make instructions......

Han sat down at the table with a sad face, and began to turn the page with a sad face...... He exercised too much early in the morning, his mood fluctuated too much, and he didn't sleep well last night...... So it was only ten breaths, and his head had already begun to nod. Yaoguang was furious, and used his internal force to wake him up, Ah Han looked up at her apologetically, buried his head, and still couldn't see the ten elements, the head was like a wooden fish in the hands of the old monk, and the point was extremely regular, and again and again, Yaoguang finally collapsed, and began to realize that torturing Ah Han was torturing himself as the most reasonable person in the world, and even Yaoguang gave up, and the others naturally left early.

Our Han, undisturbed, immediately fell into the deepest sleep at the speed of light.

(5) People who have no background

When he first woke up from this sleep, it was already the moon and the willow head had passed, Ah Han cautiously opened his eyes and looked around, very good, Yaoguang is not there, better, no one is there.

"Great, I can sleep." Ah Han cheered happily, and was surprised: "Didn't you just wake up?" ”

"Just ...... Hehe, that's just lying on your stomach. Han glanced at the messy desk and the drooling on the papers, and even though his face was more than ironclad, he felt a little embarrassed.

And even if it is such a cold character as morality, a character who has been around for thousands of years, at this moment, there are only two words written clearly in his eyes - absolutely down.

But I'm really sleepy, I've been missing too much sleep recently, Ah Han thought about it like this, and felt that it was natural to get up, but after all, he was still afraid of Yaoguang and didn't dare to go back to the dormitory to sleep, but fortunately, he didn't care about it at all, his eyes swept in this room, and he casually found a soft couch, and then poured his clothes upside down. Before the afterglow of the two words in Xingde's eyes dissipated, he could already hear his slow and low snoring.

This one...... Idiot...... Xingde couldn't cry or laugh, he just invaded the host of Xiaolou and downloaded the records of Ahan's history, although some of the records have been mutilated, but he can barely see the growth law of this idiot, it seems that every life of this kid is not easy, and he can still maintain the personality of such a pig.

Xingde couldn't help but think of Rong Ruo...... Is this kind of stubborn temper that does not remember hardships also a necessary condition for being an idiot?

In the depths of the heavens, the five kings of the Demon Sect gathered in a secret room, and a lamp was like a bean, illuminating everyone's faces in a trance.

"How could there be another one named Xiao Xingde?" The poor dragon king rubbed the wrinkles in his eyebrows, his head was as big as a bucket, he was really old, and he couldn't keep up with the unpredictable rivers and lakes: "What do you say about the return of the spy?" ”

Xiao Yan spread out a piece of paper expressionlessly, this paper is extremely thin but tough, water and fire are invulnerable, it is empty, there are only three words, Xiao Xingde!

"What do you mean?" The dragon king was stunned.

"That's what it means, no news, not at all."

"How so!" The Dragon King is really shocked at this time, the Golden-winged Dapeng King is known as a character who chases the wind and electricity, even if a fly flies in the air, he can catch a little shadow, how can he not find out the character at all? Could it be that there is something wrong with the Demon Cult's intelligence system?

Compared to the dragon king's frightened looks, the faces of the other four were much calmer, as if this was the most normal result. Naturally, if you think about it, even if you only appear once in the rivers and lakes, it will definitely be a sensational news.

"So what are we going to do now?" The Dragon King suddenly felt tired like never before, he was the most qualified and patient person, but this time he was really tired, a Fu Hanqing had already made him feel tired, and now there was another Xiao Xingde. Time is a kind of wealth, it allows people to accumulate experience, and time is also a burden, it makes it no longer easy for people to accept change.

"Wait and see." Di Jiu said in a deep voice, his pupils were deep, and the golden candle flame jumped in his eyes, showing a strange scene.

The other three kings were also silent, obviously agreeing with this point of view, and the dragon king sighed and said dejectedly: "Then, it will be handed over to you." ”

"It is said that it was because of a mysterious peerless beauty that Di Jing suddenly changed his temperament because of his martial arts." Xiao Wound frowned and said, this is a legend that has been circulating in the upper echelons of the Demon Sect, but it has never been confirmed, because no one has ever really seen that beauty.

"Do you think Han will be the next Dijing?" Biluo's expression froze, of course she had heard of this legend, although she had never believed it before, how could a generation of heroes like Di Jing be mad for a beauty, but if it was a character like a character...... At the beginning, she elected Ah Han as the leader of the sect, his incompetence is also an advantage, an ignorant, incompetent and desireless person, even if he can't restore the Holy Sect, he won't bring any harm to the sect, but if he ......

"Impossible." Yaoguang said categorically, although there is nothing wrong with being glorious and dazzling, but Ah Han ...... She didn't know why, she had an inexplicable trust in that child, although he had been so angry that she grabbed the wall, but it was precisely because of this that she believed that there were some things he wouldn't do, and it seemed that the more they took for granted, he wouldn't do it.

Only Di Jiu didn't make a sound, but he was distracted for a moment and got ...... The two words flashed through his mind like a spell, pulling out a long afterglow.

(6) I like Rongruo

No one bothered me these days, Ah Han ate and slept in the study, slept and ate, and finally made up for the lack of sleep in the past few days, and finally waited until the last time he slept full, and stretched out a lazy waist with satisfaction, and when he looked at it, he saw that Xingde was still sitting next to him, and he couldn't help but wonder: "Why don't you sleep?" ”

"I never sleep."

"Ahh Isn't that pathetic? Han was shaken and sympathetic.

"Do you feel pathetic because you don't have money?"

"No, it won't." Han shook his head.

"It's the same thing, everyone likes something different, and what you don't like, it doesn't matter." Xingde glanced at Han deeply, the idiot before stalked, saying that there was a very special idiot here, and he must come to see it. He thought that he would meet a Rongruo-style character again, but he didn't expect to meet this time, but it was more like himself, a child who was learning how to behave.

"Oh!" Ah Han nodded: "What does Xingde like?" "When he sleeps well, he is in good spirits, and when he is in good spirits, he is occasionally willing to use his brain and talk to people.

"I ......" Xingde's eyes suddenly became distant: "I like it, a person named Rong Ruo." ”

"Oh." Ah Han couldn't help but be a little disappointed, liking a person was never a good thing in his eyes, for example, Di Fei liked Bai Jinghong, for example, Di Jing liked himself: "Although you may not feel it, I always feel that it is better to like a person than to like sleep." ”

"Why?"

"It's troublesome to like someone!" Ah Han scratched his head in distress: "You have to be afraid that he will run away, watching him all day long, and doing sports with him, it will be very tiring, but ......" Ah Han recalled the reaction of the people surnamed Di, they didn't seem to be afraid of being tired, "but it ...... in the end"

Do sports??

Before Ah Han finished speaking, Xingde was already dumbfounded, he had a full set of records of Ah Han in his hand, and naturally knew what kind of exercise he was referring to in his mouth.

Doing sports? And Rong Ruo ......? Suddenly, a smiling face was put in front of his eyes, and he stretched out his claws and shouted: Little Dede......

Get lost! Xingde slapped his palm without hesitation, and the paper-like Rong Ruo screamed in the sky.

"Who told you that if you like someone, you have to do it with him...... Kinetic? "A drop of sweat, which is rare to see for thousands of years, falls from the forehead of Xingde.

"Why do you like him and don't play sports with him?" Ahan Daqi.

Nodding, Sex is already a little crazy

"Then why do you like him?" Han can never see the height of his eyebrows, and he never drives people crazy.

Why do you like Rongruo? Xingde was stunned. If you say that when your mind first opened, the first thing you saw was Rong Ruo, so you could only see him, see him laugh, see him jump, see him at first glance, sometimes shrewd, sometimes make mistakes, at that time in his eyes, only Rong Ruo was special, different from others. But why, after thousands of years, after he has met countless people, whenever he thinks of a person, the first thing that comes to mind is Rong Ruo?

"Is he good-looking?" Han struggled to recall the characteristics of Bai Jinghong and those lifetimes.

"Pretty average." The evaluation of sexual virtue is very pertinent.

"That'...... It's that he ignores you completely! Although Han couldn't figure out why people like people who ignore him, he has encountered too many strange things, and it is also listed as one of the basic decisions for falling in love with someone. Although why people like another person, why do they want to hurt him after they like him, this is a question that Han has always been puzzled about, and he has asked many people, but unfortunately no one has ever given him a satisfactory answer.

"Why is he ignoring me?" Sexual virtue is inexplicable.

"And what do you like about him?" Alas, my head hurts so much, and I am sleepy, and sure enough, such a complex problem, since I have been thinking about it for several lifetimes and can't think of any results, then this time there will be no gain. The first Han, who was already sleepy-eyed, was ready to enter the next round of sleep, but Xingde began to think about this problem that he had never thought about. It seems that it is natural to like Rong Ruo all the time, so I never thought about why.

yes, why?

"Because I'm handsome!" The little angel Rong Ruo flew by with wings in front of Xingde's eyes, and sang in his mouth: "People love people, cars see cars......"

The corners of the mouth twitched...... This idiot...... But I couldn't help but smile.

It's because that's an idiot! Idiots are always simpler, so there are no worries; An idiot is always happy because he's stupid. He never despairs, he gives his happiness to others, he makes him feel warm.

Because he is Xiao Xingde, he doesn't need anything, he doesn't care about anything, he can never be hurt, he will never feel afraid, he has no desire, no desire and no fear, so he has no sorrow and no joy, because he doesn't know what cold is, so he won't feel warm, because he doesn't feel sleepy, so he won't have the satisfaction of waking up like Han. So all the good things in the world, those happy, warm, pleasant feelings, he, he didn't have.

Only by standing in the midst of laughter will he feel that he is laughing too.

Over the years, he has been drifting, growing up slowly, learning to be a man, he thought he was looking for Rong Ruo's shadow, but in fact he was looking for happiness, he liked to see people's innocent smiling faces, and he liked the kind of ease that was transparent without mustard. He can't create those happy feelings, but he can be infected.

(In fact, I have always felt that sexual virtue is not a fairy, immortals are cultivated by people, they understand everything at the beginning, and they should have it, and then give up after understanding, go to the essence, go to obsession, go to desire, slowly change from turbidity to clear, and turn into immortals.) But sexual virtue is not, sexual virtue is a demon, the demon condensed by the pure qi between heaven and earth, he is directly pure, he has never been turbid. He is not attached because he does not think about the things he is attached to, he does not think about himself because he does not know that he has himself, and he does not take the initiative to hurt others because others have no meaning to him. He in the void is like a sword born for Rong Ruo, if Rong Ruo is gone, he himself is meaningless. So some people may feel that the character here is not like the original, it is not like it, because he is no longer a sword, he is also growing, learning to be a man, the ancient demons have to learn to be a man if they want to cultivate to the right fruit, and in the end, some have become immortals, and some have become demons.

As for the likes that Xingde is talking about now, some people think it is BL, and I can't explain it, but as I get older, I have become obsessed with some more prosaic but stronger, more reliable, and less contentious emotions, for example, partners. In other words, I also like Nalan very much, but I don't necessarily want to GL her...... ）

(7) Sit and talk about the Tao

Not...... Originally, I just opened my eyes on a business trip in a dream, but I didn't expect Xingde to say to him seriously: "I know why I like Rong Ruo." ”

"Oh?" Han had to fight hard and try to open his eyes.

"Because he can give me what I want."

"Oh?" Basically, similar questions, he has asked a lot of people, but unfortunately his classmates like to be reasonable, Xiaorong has a set of big truths, Qingchen has his own set, he hasn't started to say the truth of Jinjie, he has fallen asleep, it seems that only this character is not reasonable, he only said that it feels like it is simpler, and it won't die so many brain cells: "It seems to make sense......" This is a question that has puzzled him for too long, and finally makes him willing to use his brain, he is very hard to think about it:" If a person can make me sleep when I'm full and eat when I'm full, then I should like him too. But that's not right...... Could it be that Di Fei likes Bai Jinghong because he likes to get drenched in the rain and is scolded by him; Does Di Jing like me because he likes to go crazy and force me to do sports? ”

"It's not." No matter how you say it, Xingde's brain turns a little faster than Han, and he retrieves the records of Han's first and fourth lives again: "Di Fei likes to play chess with Bai Jinghong, and Di Jing likes to see you laugh." ”

"yes." It's strange how I don't do much of what I like.

"But neither Bai Jinghong nor you like them."

"Because Di Fei refused to let Bai Jinghong go, because Di Jing refused to let me sleep......" Han finally realized that although Di Jing was not very obstructive at that time, he still felt very uncomfortable at that time, so there must be something he didn't know, but he wanted something Di Jing didn't give him, so he couldn't like Di Jing all the time.

"But why do they want to do this to us? Isn't that a favorite? After solving the major historical proposition of why people should like another person, Han's philosophical thesis of life finally marched into the new historical proposition of why people hurt the person they like.

"I don't know." Xingde shook his head.

Why? Ah Han only felt as if he had returned to his first life, and the little Ah Han, who didn't understand anything, said to Di Fei: Why?

Why, why, why......

Why is it that what has been said can not be counted, why do you want to hurt someone when you like him, why do you ......

He has experienced so many lives, and he has seen so many people, he knows these things, they are happening all the time, but he still can't figure it out, why?

"People are different." Xingde is different from Han, he grew up as an intelligent person, he doesn't have his own initial opinion, he opens his eyes, what he sees is what it is, he knows that there are all kinds of people in this world, he knows that different people will behave differently, he just needs to know how to treat them, he never thinks why.

"But why? Aren't those things supposed to be? Ah Han suddenly felt a strange emotion rise up in his heart.

"I just know that what should happen in this world doesn't have to happen." Xingde saw the sadness in his eyes, and he even felt a trace of pity.

"I want to sleep!" Ah Han whispered, just now, he remembered a lot of things, many things he didn't want to think about, didn't want to face, suddenly felt a little tired to the bone, and even felt tired to breathe: "Can you help me talk to Yaoguang, I'm so tired, I may have to sleep for a long time this time, and I'll look at those things when I wake up." ”

"Good!"