Chapter 729: The One-Eyed Pirate
Red-eyed?
A black line stretched down Ling Xiu's face, because he was thinking of pink eye that described jealousy, and he really didn't dare to agree with the name that Feng Zixiao had taken.
"Milk balls, it's not me blowing it to you, I've seen things that you may never have the chance to see in your life."
"Haven't you ever seen a dog that can speak human language? There is also the legendary dragon, the body of a snake, the claws of a crocodile, the eyes of a fish, and the horns of a deer, soaring through the clouds and mist, swallowing thunder and lightning, sacred and inviolable. ”
"What's the matter, Jiang boy, don't you believe it, believe it or not, old man, I'll drown you with a mouthful of thick phlegm."
On the boat, Feng Zixiao smoked a big cigarette while talking about what he had seen on the past voyage.
Not to mention that Jiang Haojun didn't believe it, Ling Xiu didn't believe it at all, no matter how he looked at it, this old man looked like he was bragging, and he didn't even play drafts.
"Thick phlegm can only disgust the dead, not drown." Jiang Haojun was doing push-ups with one hand on the deck, and replied smoothly.
"Milk ball, I'm a metaphor, don't you understand the metaphor."
Feng Zixiao blew his beard and glared, then calmed down, and asked instead, "Hey, Jiang boy, how many have you done here?" ”
Jiang Haojun slowly did a one-handed push-up: "It's just a thousand, and there are still two thousand to complete." ”
What? To make two thousand?
Feng Zixiao gasped, shook his head and muttered to himself: "Perverted, it's really too perverted." Turning his head to look, he saw Ling Xian holding a fishing rod and sitting quietly on the bow of the boat fishing, "Although Ling Boy is the most perverted when he fights, he usually looks the most like a normal person, old man, I still talk to him." ”
With that, he got up and walked towards Ling Xiu.
Before he could get closer, Ling Xiu suddenly pulled the fishing rod violently, only to hear a "bang", the water splashed, and a behemoth was caught from the sea, fell heavily from the air, and smashed heavily on the deck in front of him.
"Bang~"
There was a dull loud bang from the deck, and a foul smell permeated the air.
Feng Zixiao looked at it, and the whole person was stunned on the spot, four or five meters long, with a gray-black back and a white belly, as well as a large mouth full of sharp teeth, it was obvious that this was an adult great white shark.
"I ...... I ......"
Looking at the great white shark that fell to death in front of him, he was in a cold sweat, his neck was like being pinched by an invisible big hand, and he was so suffocated that he couldn't even say a complete sentence.
Is this fucking fishing?
Everyone else is fishing for small fish and shrimp, but this guy is good and goes straight to catch a great white shark.
"Perverts, they're all big perverts, I want to go back to Biluo Island!" Feng Zixiao was about to cry, screaming in his heart, and there was a feeling that everyone around him was neurotic, and he was the only one who was a normal person.
Ling Xiu neatly put aside the iron hook used for shark fishing, then took out the dagger and walked over to personally dispose of the great white shark's corpse.
"Boom~"
At that moment, a black ammunition the size of a bowling ball slashed through the air in a fierce arc and landed in the sea near the galleon and exploded. The power end is incomparably huge, the waves fly up several feet high, and the galleon shakes violently, and is pushed sideways by the waves for a meter or two.
This change happened so suddenly that people didn't expect it!
The splash of water fell freely from the sky, and the deck of the galleon seemed to be raining densely, and Ling Xiu and the three of them were almost all wet.
"Milk ball, which bastard with no eyes is shooting at us?"
Feng Zixiao got up from the deck with a curse, looked around, and found that there was a pirate ship two or three hundred meters in the north direction, and the skull on the sail was blind in its left eye and wore a black blindfold.
Discovering this pirate ship, Feng Zixiao felt that the whole person was not good.
After a short time, the pirate ship came closer, and compared to Ling Xiu's ship, it was inevitably much smaller.
About fifty or sixty pirates with their heads wrapped in cloth shouted and jumped up, holding large swords, and surrounded Ling Xiu and them with extremely unkind faces.
"Which of you is the captain?"
A one-eyed man of about thirty-five or sixteen years of age walked through the makeshift bridge while digging his nostrils.
Fierce and vicious, the action of picking the nose is extremely indecent, digging and flicking it with your fingers, it is disgusting to look at, the face is full of beard, and the nose hair is also clumped out, not only the hair on the face is vigorous, but the open chest is full of chest hair, which looks like a wild man.
Needless to say, it is very imposing, and it must be the leader of this group of pirates.
Ling Xiu looked at him indifferently, Jiang Haojun's face was also calm, only Feng Zixiao, his body trembled, especially when he saw the sharp big knife, he felt that the hairs on his body stood upside down.
No one responded, and the one-eyed man was extremely angry, raising his voice and shouting, "Grandma's, who is the captain?" ”
Waved the mace in his hand hard, the mace smashed on the deck with a "bang", and suddenly sawdust flew, and a black hole appeared on the deck, even an adult great white shark could not smash the deck from a height, but he smashed it open, and the strength of his hand can be seen to be extraordinary, very unusual.
"Goodong~"
Feng Zixiao swallowed her saliva with difficulty, and was covered in a cold sweat.
When he found the one-eyed man staring straight at him, he was about to break down.
It doesn't mean that I am the captain, does it?
With a shudder in his heart, he immediately pointed at Ling Xiu and said without hesitation: "He is the captain, he ...... He's our captain. ”
Ling Xiu turned his head and looked at him in some surprise.
Jiang Haojun also shook his head in a low voice and couldn't stop muttering: "This old money fan ......"
The one-eyed man glanced at Ling Xiu, then walked straight to Feng Zixiao with a mace, and knocked Feng Zixiao's bare egg head with his hand: "Old thing, what about you fooling Lao Tzu, that hairy boy will be your captain?" According to Lao Tzu, you are the captain, right? ”
"Hah...... Haha......"
Feng Zixiao showed an extremely unnatural smile, facing the big knife that was approaching dozens of centimeters forward, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead, "This ...... This descendant, you are really contemptible, I am a bad old man, how can I be their captain. ”
"Isn't it?" The one-eyed man stared at him with a cold look in his eyes.
"Not really." Feng Zixiao shook her head and denied it.
"Then what do you put on such a long cigarette stick, so that Lao Tzu mistakenly thinks that you are the captain." The one-eyed man smashed his fist into Feng Zixiao's abdomen, and then snatched Feng Zixiao's cigarette stick into his hand.
Feng Zixiao half-bowed, the severe pain made his face look painful, raised his head, and said hoarsely: "Give me back the cigarette stick." ”
"Give it back to you? Why? ”
The one-eyed man laughed wildly, playing with the half-meter-long cigarette stick, "You and this ship are already my property, not to mention a broken cigarette stick, even if it is your life, it is mine." ”
"Give me back the cigarette stick!" Feng Zixiao endured the severe pain and stood up straight, not afraid of the one-eyed man's gaze at all, and stared at each other with old eyes.