Chapter 254: You Old Pervert
Qi Si was helpless, he knew that when they left the Spirit Hall, it would be good to use telepathy to see what they were doing! What should I do now? The Pine Curtain Cave is also a retreat place for the heads of the Sword Sect in the past dynasties, so we can't just watch it turn into a snake nest and ignore it, right?
Qi Si sighed and began to look around for dry firewood, after repeating it a few times, Qi Si piled a large pile of dry firewood at the entrance of the pine curtain cave, and then took out the fire fold and hesitated for a moment, thinking that if this fire was lit, although it could kill all the snakes inside, the Huashan pine at the entrance of the cave would definitely turn into ashes.
"Fuck it, it's a big deal to plant another one!" Qi Si lit the dry wood, and then ran back to the cliff, but saw the old hens jumping and crowing excitedly, as if they were celebrating, Qi Si really couldn't figure out what happened to these old hens, could it be because of the death of a companion?
"The blind Huashan is loose!" Qi Si looked at the raging fire and shook his head regretfully.
"Ahem, ahem!"
At this time, a sudden coughing sound came, Qi Si looked around vigilantly, but there was no trace of anyone, so he bluffed: "Whoever is there, don't hide, I have already seen you!"
"Ahem, ahem!"
Qi Si heard it clearly this time, and the sound actually came from the pine curtain hole, but just now he clearly saw that it was full of snakes, how could anyone be inside?
It's okay, we have an old hen! Qi Si waved his hand and shouted, "***, escort!"
At the moment when Qi Si's words fell, suddenly a black figure rushed out of the pine curtain hole, knocked away the firewood blocked at the entrance of the cave, and sparks flew everywhere, only to see the man's feet lightly on the edge of the hole, and when he fell again, he had already arrived at Qi Si's side.
"At a distance of more than twenty meters, he flew over directly without borrowing strength?At least he should be a mid-congenital master, but how could he be in the pine curtain hole?" Qi Si was shocked, but he didn't dare to move at all, the reason was that he was holding a dark hand on his shoulder, and the fingertips of that hand were only an inch away from Qi Si's neck artery.
"Hero, I don't know Gao's name, will we have any misunderstanding?" Qi Si said calmly, while looking at each other out of the corner of his eye, only to see that the person was as black as charcoal, he couldn't see his face clearly, his clothes were also gray, his long beard hung down his chin, and a line of snot trickled down the corners of his mouth on his beard, sticking the beard together, slimy, as sloppy as he was.
"Coo, coo!" the old hens saw the black man, as if they had encountered a natural predator, and their whole body feathers were raised, and their necks were stretched out, ready to pounce at any moment.
Qi Si was afraid that the old hen would anger the black people, and now his own life can be in the hands of others, and people can end their lives with just a swipe of their fingertips, Qi Si was worried, and hurriedly scolded: "You must not be rude!"
"Coo, coo!" the old hens crowed indignantly, and finally reluctantly stepped aside.
And this black man is naturally the old man in the pine curtain cave, he is now depressed to death, originally sitting on the stone, those green snakes can't climb up, even if there are more snakes, the old man doesn't care.
How did Qi Si suddenly appear, and he shook it off...... Directly threw a snake that bit his cuff on the stone where the old man was, and scared the old man so much that he almost fell off the stone, and finally threw the snake down in fear, and the result was good! Qi Si brought a pile of firewood and lit it at the entrance of the cave, the old man could have extinguished the fire with one palm, but he didn't want people to discover his existence, just this hesitant effort, the billowing black smoke had spread to the entire pine curtain cave, the black smoke smoked the old man to death, a handful of snot and tears, and finally couldn't help but rush out.
The old man swallowed his saliva, he recognized this kid in front of him, and he had seen it several times, those old hens were brought into the pine curtain cave by this kid, if it weren't for him, how could so many things happen, how could he be so embarrassed like now? The more the old man thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved, his eyes were already smoky and spicy, and then he felt a sour feeling welled up, and then he burst into tears.
Qi Si shuddered, what's the matter? Why didn't he say anything, he just cried? This person looks like a savage, he can't be a long-term nowhere to vent, he has taken a fancy to me, right? Damn, if that's the case, Lao Tzu would definitely rather die than die!
The old man cried more and more, and finally hugged Qi Si, so frightened that Qi Si covered his ass with both hands and shouted, "What are you doing? Don't mess around, I have hemorrhoids!"
The old man wiped away his tears, and the tears took away the dust on his face, Qi Si finally saw the old man's appearance clearly, and couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, thinking that it turned out to be an old man, then it didn't matter, he shouldn't have the ability to mess around at such an old age.
The old man couldn't help but ask, "Boy, what are hemorrhoids?"
Qi Si said calmly: "It's a top-secret weapon to prevent people from getting started!"
The old man still didn't understand, but he didn't bother to dwell on this question anymore, so he grabbed Qi Si's arm and asked, "You burned down my house, if you don't clean it up for me, don't want to leave!"
Qi Si asked with some uncertainty, "The home you are talking about can't be the Pine Curtain Cave, right?"
The old man said angrily: "Where else can it be?"
Qi Si felt funny, thinking that he was an old madman, and it was impossible to reason with this kind of person, so he could only compare with him who was crazier.
I saw Qi Si's eyes wide, his whole body shook greatly, and even his head was shaking in a circle, saliva flowed out of the corners of his mouth, and he was thrown everywhere, and then said like crazy: "You said it's your family, it's your family?" Don't think that martial arts are great, everyone has to be reasonable, the Songlian Cave is the Sword Sect drop, and the heads of the past dynasties can enter the ......drops!"
Qi Si said a lot of words, and finally simply imitated the rap rhythm of his previous life, and sang it twice, and at the same time he secretly looked at the old man, and saw that the old man's mouth was wide open, and he looked dumbfounded, Qi Si thought to himself, scared, right? Don't you dare to speak, right? You are crazy, Lao Tzu is even more crazy!
I saw that the old man looked at Qi Si with sympathy, and sighed: "Hey, forget it, you doll doesn't know what disease it is, it seems to be epilepsy, the old man advises you to find a good doctor as soon as possible, my nest doesn't need you to clean up, count me unlucky!"
Qi Si is stupid, it turns out that this old man is not a madman, otherwise why would he still turn around and curse people? Since you are not a madman, then let's be reasonable.
Qi Si arched his hand and said: "Qi Si, the head of the Sword Sect in Xiahua Mountain, meet the seniors, I don't know the names of the seniors?"
The old man carefully wiped his beard with his sleeve and said, "No need to introduce, I know that you are the head of the Sword Sect, and I also know that your senior wife is called Shen Ying, and there is a female doll named Liu Xin, right?"
"How do you know?" Qi Si's heart tightened, he had never seen this old man, why did he recognize himself, even the two girls?
The old man smiled: "You have been in my family so many times, how can I not know you?"
Qi Si asked cautiously, "Do you really live in Songlian Cave?"
"What are you lying to you for?"
"You've been hiding and eavesdropping on us?"
The old man said, "I don't just eavesdrop, I'm still peeping! There is a protruding stone on the wall of the cave, just enough to lay down a person, and the old man has been hiding there!"
Qi Si nodded, but suddenly thought of something, only to see him rushing towards the old man with his teeth and claws, like a hooligan fighting, and shouting: "Damn! Lao Tzu fought with you! You pervert!"
The old man was stunned for a moment, not understanding why this little doll suddenly went crazy, and he spoke ill of each other. I saw him grab Qi Si's wrist and squeeze it gently, Qi Si suddenly felt weak, as if his bones were weak, and he could only stand reluctantly, without even the strength to move a step.
The old man said slightly angrily: "Little doll, you can't talk nonsense, why am I a pervert?"