Chapter 15: Cinema Paradiso
When the time reached 2o:45, the screening of the new "Wedding is Coming" officially began, and the hundred and dozens of audiences in the theater were all in high spirits.
With the light music, the opening animation plays on the big screen, a black boy and a black girl run frolicking through the lush grass, and a dog breaks into the picture from the right side of the screen, sniffs the flowers and plants on the side of the road, and chases after it, and the company name "VIdo" is also displayed in the center of the screen.
This is designed by Ye Haogen, and the audience feels good, with such a fresh opening animation, people are more interested in the film.
"The Wedding is Coming" is a typical three-act structured Hollywood comedy, and the story goes like this:
There is less than half a month left, which is the wedding date of Kana and Bourne, but many of the originally prepared links have been on business, but the biggest problem is that Kana has the idea of canceling the wedding, because she is not sure if she is really suitable for married life, whether she really wants to join hands with Bourne for a lifetime. This is the first act.
In the second act, with the encouragement and help of her family and Bourne's sincere show of love, Kana realizes that she truly loves Bourne and wants to grow old with him. But the problem is that at this time, there are less than 24 hours left before the scheduled wedding date, but there are still a lot of discrepancies and problems that have not been resolved, and it is impossible for the wedding to take place as scheduled.
In the third act, everyone works together to miraculously keep the wedding going, and after a not-so-successful wedding, Kana and Don go on their honeymoon in Florida, and the play ends.
This is a simple story, but the script is well written, screenwriter Carsten McCann used rich joke inspiration, and unique insights into the wedding, to build a lot of interesting situations, worth recalling details, such as the wedding when the newlyweds cut the wedding cake but knocked over the cake, it can definitely have a hilarious effect, so it touched the hearts of Ye Haogen and other investors.
However, Kevin Thomas, the producer and director, filmed it badly. The level of TV and movies is not up to ......
"My name is Kana, and in half a month, it's my wedding, and my fiancé Byrne and I met at a charity dinner......"
With a voiceover from the heroine, a montage of memories and introductions, the film begins.
The audience was silent, smiling with interest, but gradually, their smiles disappeared and they became expressionless, distracted, stunned, looking at their phones, yawning......
When ten minutes passed, only one or two sparse laughter rang out, and the laughter was very reluctant.
"Hahahaha!" One of them was Lev's four, and Lev was laughing hard, but in fact he was muttering all over his stomach, this is comedy, right?
"Hahaha!" Bard was laughing, too, shoding popcorn into his mouth as he laughed. He is the kind of audience with extremely low laughter, no matter how bad it is, he will cramp with laughter, and he is one of the few people in the audience who really laughs.
Chen Nuo and Colwin really couldn't laugh, and tried their best to laugh, but their expressions were even more ugly than crying.
The other guests in the front row are not much better, relatives and friends are embarrassed for Ye Haogen, how can they make such a film after spending two million...... There's no drama or comedy fun, and if you have to tell the truth, it's boring......
Ye Wei frowned, staring at the big screen motionlessly, the more short of breath he became.
This is the first time he has actually watched this movie since he had that nightmare, and it's terrible! The scene scheduling is terrible, the filming technology is terrible, and the rhythm is terrible......
The first act of the first 3o minutes is almost over, and the construction of the character is a complete failure! Kana, the heroine, is portrayed as so boring, annoying, like a bitch, without the slightest cuteness, not even the simplest sexual attraction, how does this make the audience identify with her?
And the actor Bourne and other other characters also failed to portray, and no real emotions were filmed at all, but they were contrived, naïve, and boring......
The same story, the same lines, different narration and interpretation, will cause completely different results.
A good script is ruined like this, and completely, after watching the first scene of this collapse, the audience doesn't care what happens next in the story.
Kevin Thomas, the bullshit director, filmed a bunch of stinky bullshit!
"Shhh ”......
The reason why the standard duration of the first act is 3o minutes is that the audience usually only has half an hour of patience, and if the story cannot be set up in half an hour, they often do not waste another hour, which is a tipping point, this is the line of life and death.
The boos and complaints have been resounding in the middle of the ticket-buying audience, so harsh!
Soon, some viewers got up and left the venue early, no longer putting up with the pile of in front of them. The family of three also left, I regret it, I knew that I would have watched "True Love", go to its screening room to see if there are any vacancies, right?
The number of spectators in the theater continued to decrease, and gradually, it seemed that only someone in the front row remained......
"These bastards, can't you be more tolerant, this is just the beginning!" Lev scolded angrily noticing the audience's exit.
Bud looked back, and he was also angry: "Come back, come back! It's so funny, why don't you keep watching? Look, hahaha!" He was made laugh by the image on the screen again, but he couldn't drive the silent Chen Nuo and the others.
The atmosphere is getting more and more dull, and the expressions of the guests have become complicated, now everyone knows that this is a big bad movie, although independent movies often do this, but it took more than 2oo and waited for so long, and it was such a rag, how can people accept it?
"Hogan may have been deceived this time. ”
"I know, how can there be such a good thing, I advise Haogen not to invest so much......"
"Hey, movies are really not for everyone......"
Some of the guests couldn't help but talk softly, and the people who could sit here were all good friends for many years, so most of them were sympathetic, regretful, and worried about Ye Haogen, while the other investors were angry, depressed, and regretful, and there were also the expected schadenfreude, laughter, and ridicule from outsiders and enemies......
Thousands of people have thousands of faces, "The Wedding is Coming" is rotten, and the meaning is different for everyone.
Ye Wei's red eyes were staring, listening to this, looking at these, clenching his trembling fists, his mood was churning like a huge wave, there was no trace of resentment, only a surging determination!
Look, everyone watch, love us, hate us, you will one day, also here, in the Beverly Center 13 Cinema this screening room, intoxicated by Ye Haogen's son Ye Wei's movie, crazy for me!
At that time, applause would be the only sound, smiles would be the only expression, and then you would shout one name, and that would be ...... VIy!
Ye Haogen next to him is looking at the screen with a smile, as if he has settled down, the whole world is the world on the screen, the smile is like a baby who comes to the world to smile for the first time, when he steps on the rainbow bridge of dreams, he gets a new life, and sees a new hope: a round of sunrise is rising.
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