Chapter 11: Drinking coffee and eating stewed pork vermicelli, burning the piano and boiling cranes
Shortly after returning to my room, there was a soft sound of the piano next door.
It seems to be a song about a calm pastoral scene, but at this time there is a bit of restlessness in the timbre.
...... To tell the truth, I can't hear the emotion in the sound of the piano at all. The so-called irritability is the conclusion I came to after standing in the doorway and witnessing Miss Wenji's anxious look. As for the idyllic scenery...... I saw the page on the sheet music in front of her depicting a golden farmland.
For me, there is no essential difference between the violin skills that Miss Wen Er has honed for many years and the legs of a ** monkey sawing machine.
It's all existence that I can't understand.
"What are you worried about? Dead assassins don't turn into ghosts to come to you. β
When the piano stopped, Miss Wen Er glanced at me, took the violin off her shoulder, and carried it in her hand.
Why? Do you want to pick me up and beat me?
As a result, she just put the piano in the box and put it away.
Mr. Wang...... What does it mean to you to kill someone?"
The second lady asked me so. It's a tough question to answer because I've never thought about it.
"It's a deep question......"
The second lady stared straight at me.
"Start with the details of daily life to reflect on the meaning of life. It seems that Second Miss, you are not empty-headed. β
Ignoring my "empty head" assessment, Wen Yin asked in surprise: "The details of daily life?"
Otherwise, what else could it be? Brother has been in the New Territories for a year, and if he couldn't help himself with every time he killed someone, he would have already had a myocardial infarction and braids.
Peerless master, which one is not murderous? People in the mother planet are really rare and strange.
Wen Yin sighed, ignored me anymore, and muttered a word softly in her mouth repeatedly, she thought that I couldn't hear the voice, but in fact, I heard it very clearly.
wardogγ
Ok, not a warpig.
I can see it now, and the nobles of the home planet must not be taken seriously, they will pull me to the same level as them, and then beat me with their rich experience-etc., this sentence seems to describe idiots.
In any case, when great calamity comes, it is necessary to see who asks whom. The reserved demeanor of the aristocracy was effective only in peacetime.
I don't want to stay next to her and listen to her anti-war piano. He slipped into the courtyard of the Wen family and trampled on the lawn, it was not easy to feed the real grass on the floating platform, and the maintenance cost of this grass was absolutely sky-high. So I stepped on it with pleasure, and I was quite proud to have trampled on the evil capitalism under my feet.
At this time, the bald Locke in the distance was patrolling outside the villa with a group of younger brothers, and when he saw my steamroller raging on the lawn, he hurried over to dissuade him.
"This ...... Mr. Wang, there are some things I would like to ask you. β
As he spoke, he pulled me onto the White Rock Road.
When I stood still, Locke became embarrassed and asked what?
As a result, the bald head thought about it for a long time and asked an extremely poor question.
"By the way, Mr. Wang, how did you find out that there was an assassin hidden in the self-propelled stretcher this morning?"
...... This guy's head was arched by a pig?
If you go to the Coca-Cola Company and ask people about the recipe for a drink, will anyone tell you? This bald head is also a modern civilized person, why doesn't he have any sense of patents?
Locke also knew that he had asked the wrong thing and hurriedly changed the subject.
"I wonder what Mr. Wang thinks about the current situation?"
Yes, but do I need to tell you? A group of waste wood, unaware of the fact that the assassin touched the door, if I hadn't been here today, Miss Wen Er would have been able to play GG in the game of life.
No, someone pulled out the network cable.
Seeing my cold attitude, Locke was even more embarrassed. I didn't feel the slightest beauty in admiring the awkward posture of a muscular man, so I turned away...... Walk down the stone path and continue to tread on the lawn.
It's not that I'm really bored, but I just feel that there are some small scourges hidden in this lawn, which may not hurt anyone, but it is better to dig them up than to keep them. After stepping on the lawn for a few minutes, I finally found the source of this sense of disobedience.
Digging through the turf, I took out a black ball from the soil. Holding it in his hand, he carefully identified it before he recognized what this thing was.
At this time, the bald Locke ran over again, his expression was so embarrassed that it was distorted: "Mr. Wang, that thing ......"
"This is a paralyzing mine, a very rare model, because of the lack of cost performance, it only took a month from mass production to discontinuation, and the number of people circulating in the world is very rare, but the value of it as a collection is not low, I can't imagine that the raven is really willing to spend his blood and bury this kind of thing in the lawn. Hey, I don't know when it started, could it be that the gang of policemen just now was mixed with a thousand faces?"
While I was carefully analyzing the situation, I watched Lockhan rain down, what are you nervous about? Could it be that you planted the mines?
"This, Mr. Wang, this mine is actually a ...... we planted"
Sure enough, it's you! Look at me cutting off your boneless dog's head!
At the gate, Miss Wen shouted: "Stop me!"
Well, then don't kill.
I casually threw the mine at the bald head, and he was in a hurry, and cold sweat was like rain.
Without waiting for the eldest lady to come over and question me, I spoke first: "You guys of neurotics are planting mines in your own house!? There are minesweeper game computers, don't you think you can enjoy it!? It doesn't matter if you blow yourself up, who wiped me the record of my failed mission?"
Miss Wen had a headache on her face, and took a few deep breaths in front of me before she spoke: "This is a paralyzing mine laid by the Wen family inside the wall, in order to prevent uninvited guests. Landmines only paralyze people's bodies, they are not fatal. And my own family knows where the mines are buried, so they can't go wrong. β
A bunch of ignorant people fiddling with arms and daring to boast that they can't make mistakes!? I found that you are even more shameless than Professor Tao.
"Mr. Wang, it was Locke who planted the mines, not the ignorant masses......"
"I said yes and yes...... It's also up to you to think that you can plant mines in your yard and think you are thoughtful, if the opponent is really just some chickens and dogs...... Hehe, when you step on the mine planted by your own hands one day, and find that the firepower has increased more than tenfold, don't say I didn't warn you. β
This kind of thing is really done by ravens, not that I scare them. The mastermind, Tannis, is full of tricks, and with the Man of a Thousand Faces, I wouldn't be surprised if he actually dropped the mine right under my nose. I stayed at home, and it was impossible for me to spread my perception to the entire floating platform all the time, and it was normal for people to do something outside the building.
"Okay, since Mr. Wang said so...... Locke, take your men with you later, and dismantle all these trap mines. β
The most admirable thing about the eldest lady is this: you can change your mistakes, and you can change them if you don't know your mistakes. Seeing that she was still dissatisfied in her eyes, the order was still issued.
"What else does Mr. Wang command?"
I thought about it for a while and said to Wen Yun, "I want to eat pork stewed vermicelli at night." β
β......β
The eldest lady turned around and left.
The mother planet can't listen to the truth like this?
Just thinking about it, the eldest lady suddenly turned around and asked me, "Do you really want to eat?"
"After a few meals at your house, I really wanted to eat something real. β
"Humph!"
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In the evening, there was an extra pot of pork stewed vermicelli on the table.
The chef of the Wen family is a retired chef specially hired by Mr. Wen from the Tianjing Hotel, and his skills are naturally good. A very ordinary home-cooked dish, but he made many changes that I never thought of, I used chopsticks to pick up the pieces of meat and put it in my mouth, the delicious taste, I have never tasted it in my life.
An ordinary piece of pork belly has been marinated many times before being put into the pot, in addition to the simple and rich meat aroma, there are bursts of fragrant taste, which removes the greasy taste in the mouth, but leaves a delicious aftertaste.
It's just that, after all, there's still something missing.
I sighed and said to the servant beside me, "Go to the kitchen and bring me a bottle of vinegar, and besides, remove all the bread in front of me, I just want white rice." β
The second lady of the Wen family across the table glanced at me with some curiosity.
When the servant came over with a bottle of rice vinegar, I couldn't help but sigh again.
It's not my favorite brand.
sighed twice in a row, but Miss Wen was frightened, and pushed the plate in front of her violently, and then shouted to Wen Yin: "Xiao Yin, don't eat!"
Miss Wen Er was so frightened by her sister that she trembled, and the spoon full of hot soup fell on the table, and the soup splashed everywhere, so hot that Wen Yin couldn't help but exhale softly.
...... Are the sisters deliberately funny?
I looked at the originator, Miss Wen, with great curiosity, as I unscrewed the vinegar bottle and poured the rice vinegar into the porcelain bowl of pork stewed vermicelli.
Miss Wen was dumbfounded: "You, what are you doing here!?"
"Add vinegar, you can see it. As I spoke, I poured vinegar into the basin, and in a moment a pungent sour smell was already in the cafeteria.
The eldest lady asked again, "Is this ...... Could it be that the dish is poisonous?"
"Inexplicable, where did the poison come from?"
"Since it's not poisonous, what are you doing with so much vinegar!?"
"I like it, can you handle it!?"
As I spoke, I took a large piece of meat with chopsticks and put it in my mouth with the vermicelli soup, the original delicious taste has been covered with acetic acid, and the choking sour taste makes me frown slightly, this taste is definitely not as wonderful as the original.
But I just like it.
When I was in college, my favorite was this cheap pork stewed vermicelli, the canteen master was not good at his skills, so I used vinegar to adjust it, I like to eat sour, and a bowl of pork stewed vermicelli soaked in vinegar until only the sour and salty tastes remained, and it was also in the mouth. Hey, how can the daughters of the aristocracy understand this taste?
After graduating from university, Feng Yin went to the Tianjing Public Security Bureau, I wandered in my home planet for a year, and then went to the New Territories for another year.
It's a feeling I haven't felt in a long time.
I felt a sense of vicissitudes in my heart.
Three minutes later, the bottom of the pelvis was empty, and the old feelings were like the sea withering and rotting, receding from my heart. I pulled a bottle of gum out of my pocket and dropped two slices into my mouth, washing away the lingering aroma of the meal while shaking off the last vestiges of melancholy.
To be a man, we still have to look forward.
The Wen sisters over there didn't even finish the appetizing soup, and when they saw the heroic appearance of the tiger and whale swallowing on my table, they regurgitated and squirted out the vegetable soup.
The two hurriedly wiped with a napkin again, Miss Wen's cheeks were crimson, and she secretly scolded angrily: "Rough!", but Miss Wen Er stared at me for a long time, put down the knife and fork, and asked, "Mr. Wang, what did you do before you became a mercenary?"
I thought about it for a while and replied to her, "Be a man." β
"......" Miss Wen's soup sprayed again.
Alas, although this soup is rich in color, it is as light as white water, and it is simply laughing and selling salt.
Miss Wen Er didn't mind and asked me, "Mr. Wang, don't you live like an ordinary person?"
Not...... In this way, before I awakened my powers, I did have a time of inaction. It wasn't until I was kicked out of the orphanage and became self-reliant that I gradually discovered that I was different. But becoming a mercenary was a long, long time later. Although the experience during this period is not thrilling, it is somewhat exciting...... As soon as the floodgates of memory were opened, all kinds of old days poured into my heart like a tide, the chewing gum in my mouth suddenly lost its taste, and the aroma of pork belly with acetic acid echoed between my lips and teeth again.
It's so delicious.
"Wang, Mr. Wang, ......?"
"Oh, I'm sorry to get distracted. As Miss Er said, I used to be an ordinary person in the past, and I finally became a peerless master with extraordinary talent and extraordinary wisdom. The so-called success is 99% talent and 1% inspiration, I hope Miss 2 can learn from it. β
Wen Yin couldn't cry or laugh.
"Since Mr. Wang also lived like an ordinary person, why did he want to become a mercenary later?"
I would like to be the president of the country for two days, but unfortunately the opposition is relatively loud.
Miss Wen Er finally got straight to the point: "Is it really that fun to take away someone's life?"
"It's really not interesting to kill. But even if you are a peerless master, you have to eat with a mouthful of food, the world is not easy!"
I sighed.
The second lady said angrily: "Since Mr. Wang claims to be a peerless master, why does he have to exchange other people's lives for money?"
Otherwise, how else can you do it? Like ordinary people, walk out of the campus in suits, go to the talent recruitment offices of various companies, and then receive a meager salary on time, bear the major pressure in all aspects, and contribute the most precious years of life to the big capitalists above their heads?
Do you think I am a **?
Miss Wen couldn't stand it anymore, and got up angrily: "You just pretend to be extraordinary! Your friend Mr. Feng Yin is also a peerless master, but he is willing to dedicate his skills to the country and society, why don't you have that awareness!?"
I looked at the eldest lady with great disdain: "Do you have that consciousness yourself? If you have the ability, donate all your net worth to charity." β
Wen Yun was furious: "I have contributed at least tens of thousands of times more to charity than you! I have donated one billion Chinese coins to the International Red Cross, how much have you donated!?"
"Tsk, you capitalist who exploits surplus value, which copper plate on your body is not the blood and sweat of others? What about donating one billion, it is not generous to others. β
Wen Yun laughed angrily: "According to what you say, there are no good people in this world!"
This is not appropriate, people who are good to me are naturally good people. There are not many good people in this world, but there are two or three. β
The eldest lady's face was flushed, she trembled with anger, and after a while, she slapped the dining table suddenly: "I have nothing to say to you!"
After saying that, the eldest lady turned around and left, and the dinner that had just started was cold on the table.
Wen Yin immediately got up to chase after me, and when she left the restaurant, she cast a helpless look at me.
Haha, you little girl who doesn't know the world, what can you do to me?
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