Chapter 291: Swearing
"Do you want to repent? Do you want to play tricks? Do you want to be a turtle egg? You just said that as long as I open this box, you will call me Master, and you will call me Grandpa! These are all you said. Xiaoyaozi took the exciton stick in his hand to his backhand, and at the same time asked, "If you want to be a turtle egg, you can take it! I will call you a turtle egg in the future!" With that, he took out the exciton stick and presented it in front of Yue Yan.
"I just let you shout turtle eggs! I don't want it!" Yue Yan looked at the exciton stick and hesitated for a long time, then suddenly made a decision, knelt down in front of Xiaoyaozi, and said respectfully, "Master!
This made Xiaoyaozi unexpected, just as Xiaoyaozi stretched out his hand to pull Yue Yanzi crazy, Yue Yanzi suddenly stood up, pushed Xiaoyaozi at once, and immediately pushed Xiaoyaozi to a stumbling side, turned around and rushed towards the ice crystal channel.
Xiaoyaozi looked at the departing Yue Yao Crazy in puzzlement, as if he felt a little guilty in his heart, until Yue Yaozi's crazy figure disappeared into the ice crystal alley, Xiao Yaozi withdrew his gaze, and Xiao Yaozi was the only one left in the entire reading room, so there was a spirit snake and poisonous dragon, otherwise Xiao Yaozi would feel a sense of fear that he had never felt before.
The spirit snake venomous dragon jumped on Xiaoyaozi's shoulder and asked softly, "Dangdang, what are you going to do next?"
"What's the point? I can only wait until the banana beans are ripe. I've all gotten exciton bars, and the difference is time. Xiaoyaozi sighed.
"Do you know how to use this exciton stick?" reminded the Spirit Snake Venom Dragon.
"Yes, how do you use it?" Xiaoyaozi took the exciton stick and looked at it, and a question arose in his heart, and he turned his eyes to the box again, and took the box in front of him and looked at it carefully for a while, "Oops, there is no use of the exciton stick on it!"
"Do you think Yue Yan is really angry?" said the spirit snake venomous dragon as he looked at the outline of Xiaoyaozi's face.
"This Yue is crazy because he can't accept the lesson of this failure for a while. I think it won't be long before he's back to me. An indefinite person like Yue Yanmad, he can't help but be lonely and bored. Xiaoyaozi looked in the direction where Yue Yan disappeared.
"What do you think he will call you when he meets you again?" asked the Spirit Snake Venomous Dragon, curious.
"I don't care about this now! The only thing I care about now is that after this Yue Yan comes back, if he admits to losing, think about it, how will he call me? If I really offend him, how will I spend the next few days?" Xiaoyaozi worried.
"yes, you should be mentally prepared for this question. Otherwise, it will be sad these days!" Spirit Snake Venom Dragon agreed with Xiaoyaozi's opinion, "You have to wait until the banana beans are ripe on this day, and you must not miss this ripening opportunity, otherwise you may not be able to get the banana beans on this day." ”
"No! nonsense, you must have done something. With your saliva, I really have never heard of such a box to be able to open it!" Sure enough, Yue Yan returned with questions, "However, I still obey you! No matter what method is used, as long as it is opened, it is a good method, and I still have to admit this." I have already called you Master, and you will be my Master from now on. It's my grandpa, too!"
Xiaoyaozi smiled bitterly, and put the exciton stick into the Tencel Ruyi bag, it is really not easy to get this thing, no matter how difficult it is in the future, you have to get through, this is a principle of life.
"Yue Yan is crazy, I think it's like this, grandpa shouldn't call it. You're older than me, so let's just be brothers. What do you say?" Xiaoyaozi really felt that it was inappropriate to call him "grandpa", so he walked up to Yue Yan's crazy side, patted Yue Yan's crazy shoulder and smiled.
"Really? This is not my grandfather, but only my brother!" Yue Yan said this, stretching out his little finger, "Let's pull the hook, we can't go back!"
With a wry smile, Xiaoyaozi had no choice but to stretch out his little finger and hook it with Yue Yan's crazy little finger, and both of them said in their mouths: "The hook is not allowed to change for a hundred years!"
After pulling the hook, the two looked at each other and smiled, and Xiaoyaozi smiled: "You will be my brother from now on!"
"No, don't count like this, but light the incense. "Yue Yan still hasn't forgotten this ritual.
Xiaoyaozi was a brother for the first time, naturally he didn't know this etiquette, and when he heard Yue Yan say this, he agreed without saying a word, and immediately let the spirit snake and venom dragon light a pillar of incense, and the two knelt in front of the incense, and said: "I'm crazy", "I'm bullshit", "I am willing to be brothers of the opposite sex in this life, I don't want to be born on the same day, the same month, the same year, but I want to have a chicken butt to eat!"
After the two knelt on the ground and swore an oath, Yue Yan took Xiaoyaozi's hand and said with a smile: "Brother, nonsense brother, you will be my Yue Yan's crazy brother in the future." Don't forget today's vow!"
"No! I'm talking nonsense, I'll never forget my oath today, and I won't forget your brother. I will always remember that on this day, there lived one of my elder brothers, Yue Yan, who was righteous, daring to act, and talking about eating chicken butts together. Xiaoyaozi also smiled.
After today's worship, Yue Quan Crazy has a brother, of course, he is more protective of his brother, after he went out, he happened to meet Tian Quanwei came back, Tian Quanwei asked him where Hu Daquan went, Yue Crazy didn't say, only said: "He seems to have gone down the mountain! As soon as you walked with your front foot, he followed with your back foot." I'm afraid I've already walked to the Heavenly Grandmother Palace now!"
After sending Tianquanwei away, he still went down the mountain to Tianmu Palace, and went to get a Luofeng chicken, this kind of Luofeng chicken is a specialty of Tianmu Mountain, not to mention the delicate meat, but also special fragrant, and it makes people feel extremely enjoyable to eat. And although Yue is crazy, the flower chicken made with this chicken is very refreshing.
Since the two have become brothers, he doesn't care what Xiaoyaozi does in the reading room, Xiaoyaozi also has this opportunity, not only familiar with the treasures here, but also saw a lot of "Tiancang" exercises, although most of these exercises are wind attributes, but Xiaoyaozi also benefited a lot, especially those peculiar exercises, such as supernatural powers.
Xiaoyaozi had never been in contact with this supernatural transformation before, but after reading the connotation of this exercise, he also had a very clear concept of supernatural transformation, and he summarized three things after reading it, the first is to visualize in his mind and reach the realm of psychic; the second is that he must cultivate to the realm above the immortal saint, so that his body can achieve the condition of changing at will; the third is that he must be in the realm of spiritual illusion.
"It seems that the head of this 'Tiancang' faction is really a person who is not simple! Seeing her change at will is really enviable. Closing the supernatural book, Xiaoyaozi sighed in his heart.