Interview under the extreme boredom by Bibo Yingxue

[EG] is extremely boring, take the author shabu author: Bibo Yingxue

It is said that a certain snow was bored in the pit of the small building last night, waiting for the author to come, and when the head was dazzled and the stars appeared (similar to when he was hungry), a familiar figure began to flash in front of him, so he immediately grabbed everyone for a live interview.

This article is a pure number spoof, don't take it seriously!

A certain snow: The first to appear is light dust, what do you think about the author's lack of update tonight?

Qingchen: What's the matter, anyway, the laughing part of Qingchen is over, and I don't have any role for the time being.

A certain snow: (writhing~~) That even readers still want to see the back pinch?

Light Dust: (Wangtian~~) It has nothing to do with me. But when I play again, you have to remember to come and cheer.

A certain snow: Selfish guy. Next, Xiao Rongrong ~~~~

Xiaorong: Please don't blame my author, everyone wait patiently, there is no update tonight and tomorrow night, there is no update tomorrow night, there is no update tomorrow night, there is no update the night after tomorrow, and there is a big night after tomorrow...... If every reader is as inclusive as my name is, tolerant and tolerant, we writers will not be so tired of updating.

A certain snow: Are you Xiaorong or Tang Seng?

Zhang Minjun: He is indeed a small look, as if he were fake. Speaking of updates, I'm not very keen on it, you know, the story is about the four of them, and I don't have a role to play at all. (Do tears ~~) The author is my stepmother~~~

A certain snow: To be honest, I'm really not interested in watching your business. But your mother is close enough to you, and nine out of ten readers want to strangle you, aren't you still alive?

Zhang Minjun: (sigh~~) They are all same women, why do you need to fry each other? I didn't expect that as the last fandom girl on the earth, I couldn't find a soulmate here. Am I so annoying?

A certain snow: Don't worry, the puppet is exactly one of the ten - without your insidiousness, where can the cuteness of the puppet Han? Isn't it, Han?

Han: (sleepy~~) Call me? Is it time to join the WTO again?

A certain snow: No, if your author doesn't update, you'll still be in this life. Han, now that you look back at your first life, do you have any special feelings for Di Fei?

Han: He's my master.

A certain snow: What else?

Han: He takes care of my food and lodging.

A certain snow: (follow the temptation~~) What else is there? Like, why does it hurt so much when you die at the end?

Han: Isn't it normal to feel pain? Will it not hurt you to be groomed by you?

A certain snow: Nonsense, of course I will hurt, it will hurt everyone. But the question is, aren't you known as the NO1 in mental power? Isn't it ineffective for you to use torture? I mean, you have to reflect on your journey in the last moments of your first life, and reflect on your interaction with Di Fei at that time...... Hey, how did you fall asleep? Wake up and get me up!

Professor Zhuang: ...... This student is not so bad, don't be surprised!

A certain snow: It's not weird, it's not weird, it's just right to fall asleep, let the couple eat two mouthfuls of tofu first, (pinch ~~~) I just wanted to ask you, can Han's paper still pass?

Professor Zhuang: (Khan~~) Basically, it's hard.

A certain snow: Didn't I say you, your broken computer system should really be updated, can these candidates have the same difficulty in the subject? It should be like diving and gymnastics, there is a level of difficulty coefficient, like the puppet Han's, it belongs to the S level, SUPER, and the others are divided into ABC, and the subject of light dust is at most B level, anyway, he doesn't want to go over it; Xiaorong's is still a bit A-level difficult, Zhang Minjun's C-level is cheap for her, is there no maternal love? All in all, in short, you must let Han's thesis defense pass!! What about people? Another one has gone, and there is a 10,000-year attack below.

Di Fei: My role has been completed, why are you still looking for me?

A certain snow: Let you show your face again, popularity determines everything, readers have a few kind words for you, maybe the author is soft-hearted, and you still have a chance to kill a horse pistol - however, the rabbit cub surnamed Di in the fourth life should have nothing to do with you!

Defei: He's not my son.

A certain snow: (white eyes~~) I also know that he is not your grandson. Be kind when donkey liver and lungs...... I won't write it, and I'm going to sleep when the interview is over.

Bai Jinghong: Well, you haven't interviewed me yet?

A certain snow: (cold~~~) I'm sorry, I don't think it's necessary to interview you.

Bai Jinghong: Don't be so sure! Maybe I can help with something, for example, urging the author to update the ......

A certain snow: Okay, you say.

Bai Jinghong: (Breaking fingers to calculate~~) Know it first, and then move it to reason, if you still refuse to update it in time, you have to use a little punishment, whipping it with a leather whip, soldering with a soldering iron, a tiger chair with chili water, wearing linen and filial piety, and finally the most classic is the punishment of grooming. - Hey, what about people? How did you go......

PS: EG article, the last paragraph, please don't be surprised by the author - but to be honest, it's a really annoying feeling that you can't see updates every day!

PS: I originally wanted to interview Taixu, there are more people there, and one day I will write about it, and the consequence of waiting for Xiaolou is to jump from Xiaolou pit to Taixu pit

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This is a little spoof that the angel turned out in Jinjiang, very cute to say~

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