Spoof: The color of the small building in the early morning welfare of the small theater by car
Lustful Theatre 1:
γLight Dust's First Attack and Acceptance Chapterγ
Qingchen (seductive eyes): "Do you love me?" β
Qin San (stunned while tearing his clothes): "...... Love. "Let's do it.
Qingchen: "If you love me, let me attack." "Counterattacked, pressing Qin San under him.
Qin San (struggling): "Let me get up." β
Qingchen (took out the rope that had been prepared a long time ago and tied him up): "Don't~~" began to take off Qin San's clothes and touched ......
Qin San took out a knife from under the pillow and secretly cut the rope while he was in a trance.
And compared the figure, Qingchen was suddenly depressed~~~~ Although I hadn't seen him shirtless before, I didn't expect him to be in such a good figure~ Touch it down...... Pause.
"......" complicated eyes.
"If I let you attack me, I will be a fool~~~" gritted teeth!
And then......
This article pits the bird indefinitely......
Cause?
Do you think I can mess with which of the two?
SO~slip away~
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Erotic Theatre II:
γXiao Rong Yan Rin's Ill-conceived Heartγ
Yan Rin [entered the house with supplements]: "Rongxiang, this is my own stewed ginseng bird's nest soup, eat it while it's hot~~"
Xiao Rong (look at him and then look at the bird's nest, put down the book in his hand): "Didn't you say don't do this kind of thing yourself?" You're ...... after all."
Yan Rin: "Rongxiang, this is my heart......" looked at Xiao Rong stubbornly.
Xiao Rong took the bird's nest in his "innocent" gaze, picked it up, and paused.
This taste...... A few black lines suddenly appeared on Xiao Rong's head.
This stinky kid...... The bird's nest that was just warm on your hands suddenly became hot.
How many aphrodisiacs did this stinky kid put in?
Although he is indeed sluggish in some aspects, no matter how dull a person is, if there is always a fly named Zhang Minxin in his ears, I am afraid he will not be able to be dull......
When they met again, he found that in addition to the past foaming feelings, there was also a trace of entanglement in Yan Rin's eyes that could not be resolved and could not be told.
So he was instilled by Zhang Minxin with a brain about this JQ and that JQ, and he suddenly didn't know how to face this child, so he chose to turn a blind eye to that strange emotion like an ostrich......
However, turning a blind eye does not mean that it does not exist~~~ So now he has to often face Yan Rin's sudden visits during the day and in the middle of the night, using his desk, grabbing his quilt, and sleeping in his bed...... What's more, use his kitchen and serve him a bowl of bird's nest with aphrodisiacs......
Why is he so unlucky......
Don't eat...... He raised his head to look at Yan Rin, only to see that the king, who had already entered the youth, was looking at his hand eagerly, and the heavy and sincere emotion in his eyes made him unable to put down the bowl in his hand.
But eat ...... With the weight he smelled, it was impossible not to be ugly! This stinky kid must be a medicine according to his physical condition, which can not only restrain him but not hurt his body...... How did all his ingenuity come to use here?
Otherwise, find a way to fool the past...... Of course he has a way, but, once, twice, three times, four times, as far as what he knows about Yan Rin's stinky little ghost, he is definitely the type who hits the east wall and doesn't look back......
What to do, what to do? Cold sweat began to break out on Xiao Rong's head.
You can't eat it, you can't eat it anyway, what kind of thing is it if you eat it?!
He, what the hell should he do?
"What to do? It's simple," Zhang Minxin's lazy voice sounded in his ears.
"You, just eat him. Anyway, you can't get rid of him, since you can't get rid of it, there will definitely be JQ, since there will definitely be JQ, so it's better to eat him than to be eaten! And definitely to eat him now! Otherwise...... Hmph, maybe you'll be eaten at some point~"
Xiao Rong: "......"
Yan Rin: "Rongxiang, why don't you eat, if you don't eat again, it will be cold"
Xiao Rong looked at Yan Rin's persistent eyes, and finally realized that he absolutely couldn't stop eating, he looked at the bird's nest in his hand, and then looked up at Yan Rin......
If this time it is crushed...... Then it will be suppressed for a long time...... Black.
Xiao Rong, who knew that it was impossible for him to leave again, and it was even more impossible to pretend to be stupid, finally made up his mind, so he calmly put down the bowl.
Yan Rin (her eyes wandered a little): "Appearance, what's wrong?" β
Xiaorong (positive color): Your Majesty.
Yan Rin also became serious.
Xiao Rong: "Your Majesty, do you have something to say to me?" β
At this time, Zhang Minxin in front of the host of Xiaolou was already laughing: "Xiaorong~~, even if it is a confession, do you have to ask others to say it first?" β
Xiao Rong replied: "What's the matter with you, let's talk about it, let's talk about it...... this kid"
Zhang Minxin: "What about this child?" Cut, to put it bluntly, you're not uninteresting, right, if you don't have that meaning, why don't you go with them? The little emperor doesn't have to have you, why are you following back, you know it in your heart. β
Xiao Rong: "......"
Yan Rin (pretending to be calm): "I don't have anything to say. β
Xiaorong: "......" Why is this stinky kid's face so red when he has nothing to say...... Anyway, although I've grown up, this face still makes people want to pinch it......
So, unconsciously, reach out......
Yan Rin looked at his outstretched hand and subconsciously lowered his head, so his fingers touched his lips.
So, vacating the land, both of them in the house turned into big red faces.
Xiao Rong subconsciously wanted to withdraw his hand, but was caught by Yan Rin, then opened his mouth and bit lightly.
This, this is absolutely naked seduction~~~
Someone in the small building was already boiling wolf blood and roared out~
"Pounce, pounce, pounce, leiouleioulei!" A certain witch had already stood up, stepped on a stool and began to refuel.
Xiao Rong (black line): "......"
To pounce, or not to pounce......
Forget it, he's already decided not to take it anyway, so let's pounce.
However, flutter ...... Does the word suit him?
Xiao Rong stood up and approached Yan Rin, their faces quickly getting closer to the point where they could feel each other's breathing.
"You ......" Xiao Rong pulled out his hand, put it on Yan Rin's waist, and gently took this kid who was taller but always shorter than himself into his arms.
"Look like you......" Yan Rin, who finally found that the situation was reversed, hurriedly wanted to climb out of his arms, but Su ......
"...... are you?!" I only felt that my waist and eyes were tight, and then numb...... Then Yan Rin was shocked to find that his whole body was sore, and he no longer had the slightest strength to flutter.
This is the legendary point, but isn't the internal force completely lost?
(No, kid, this plain grappler, ah, grappler~~ Someone laughed weirdly)
This stinky kid is really heavy, Zhang Minxin actually told herself that this kid has been eating and sleeping well in the past few years, and he can't eat or sleep well, and he can be so heavy......
Someone's broken thoughts are extremely unbalanced......
Someone in the small building didn't know what to say, so he could only watch Xiao Rong drag the little leopard to the bed and then sit on the edge of the bed and watch him in a daze, while the little leopard had a hot face and could make teppanyaki.
Obviously, he came to take the medicine and planned to knock down Rong Xiang, but why was he knocked down in the end?
But...... Although the process was completely different from what he thought, it ...... As long as the purpose is achieved!
Thinking of this, Yan Rin finally raised her head and said to Xiao Rong with a straight face: "Hug me, Rongxiang!" β
Xiaorong (?): "......" this stinky child, the witch above is looking at it...... Do you really want to show her the live spring palace? Unwilling, unwilling, unpleasant, unhappy!!
It's just that the current situation ......
Xiao Rong looked down at the child, and saw that although he was resolute, the red color was still precipitated in his eyes, which made him, a person who didn't like love things very much, a little impulsive.
Looking at it, he only felt a dry mouth, stretched his hand back, picked up something cold and drank it, and then, he felt a burst of heat rise from his lower abdomen, and looked down at the ...... he was holding in his hand
?β¦β¦ It was the aphrodisiac bird's nest that he picked up and put down......
It's really impossible not to do anything now...... Cosa ...... Xiao Rong looks at the sky......
Does it have to be Zhang Minxin's woman to see it?
His own mental power had already exploded once last time, and he had been seriously injured because of it, so now he was unable to mosaic himself and Yan Rin at all......
So...... Forget it, be seen and watched.
Someone comforted himself in his heart while forcibly taking off his clothes while holding back the intense heat in his lower abdomen.
The outer robe was taken off, and the middle coat was torn open, revealing a thin but sexy breast...... (A group of people drooling collectively in front of the computer.) οΌ
Suddenly, Xiao Rong turned his head, picked up the robe he had taken off, and threw it out!
Zhang Minxin, I can't prevent it, can't I stop you?!
So, our voyeurism ended ~~~~~~~~ bird
Tears run......
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Erotic Theatre No.3:
[Di Jiu Han's "first time"? Chapter]
It is said that on this day, a certain nine was sitting at the desk reading something, and a certain pig suddenly rushed in.
"What did you take?" A certain nine saw a certain pig holding a piece of paper in his hand.
A pig replied very honestly: "Zhang Minxin said that someone wants to write the first H, let us do it." β
A certain nine (black line): "Your first time is long gone!" β
A pig (nodding): "Mine is gone, but yours is still there~~"
Thereupon......
The next day, after logging into the discussion forum in Xiaolou, Moujiu angrily threw the computer.
"Who the hell left a message suggesting that he press my ??!!! with internal force?"
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Chromic Theatre No. 4
γFeng Lu's Gentle Entanglementγ
(Formerly known as Feng Luzhi, you look at me, I look at you, I am entangled, I am depressed, I scratch my head, I try my best, but I just can't eat it, but I write this article later, it tastes, and I have no choice but to change the name)
"Tsk, I didn't expect the little leopard's figure to be really good, not bad," a witch exclaimed in the contact.
"You say this to Xiao Rong." Jinjie depressedly knocked on the table with a book, and the three were fortunate (sexually) blessed, but he was the only one...... Depressed.
"Jinjie, why have you been in for so long, haven't you found the book yet?" Lu Dongli's voice came from outside the study.
"Oh, I've found it, I'll be right there." Feng Jinjie stood up straight, took the book and walked out of the dim study, this is the book they want to read tonight - the habit of reading and discussing together at night has been there since the time of Dingyuanguan, although after moving here to live here, although he stopped for a while because of Lu Dongliang's bad eyes, but when his eyes were good, this habit was picked up again, but now Jinjie will be very careful not to let him work too hard, so as not to recur his eye disease.
"Jinjie, you are really inferior, obviously you and Lu Dongli get along best, there is no hostility, no misunderstanding, and no one is involved in a horizontal knife to snatch love, etc., etc., etc., but until now, there is not even a little "deeper" contact......" A certain witch in the small building looked depressed when she thought about it, obviously it is so logical that it should be a pair of HH, why is this the case now.
"You see that Xiaorong has eaten it, you should also work hard, otherwise one day Lu Dongli will make a three-room, I will see what you will do!" Zhang Minxin knew very well how to step on his sore feet.
"Sanfang ......" was entangled when he thought of this Feng Jin Festival, and he still remembered the extremely depressed mood when he knew Lu Dongli's second marriage. Although he later learned that there was a reason for the incident, this incident still haunted him until now, and he can't let go.
"Yes, think about it, he is also a healthy adult man, and it is inevitable that there will be needs, and although you are also very "virtuous" (a certain witch snickered at this), but you are not a woman after all, it is normal for him to want to find a woman to run this family. "A certain witch has performed a magic sound on the Wind Festival.
The "......" Wind Festival is even more depressing.
"Jinjie?" Lu Dongli watched him come out of the study door and hit him in a daze, and quickly stretched out his hand to stop him. He looked at him with some confusion, wondering what was on his mind.
"Hmm, I've kept you waiting, the study is a bit messy, and I've spent some time looking for books." Feng Jinjie came back to his senses and smiled at him, took his hand, which was a little cold by the wind, and led him to turn around and go back to the room.
After entering the house, the two washed separately, Feng Jinjie had something in his heart, and it was inevitable that he would be frizzy, and it would be over after he was confused, and then he sat on the bed and watched Lu Dongli clean his face and wipe his face...... Watching the water droplets roll off his face, Feng Jinjie couldn't help but blush, and his Adam's apple also moved.
"Jinjie, what's wrong with you, why is your face so red?" He was looking at it with a stunned face, but Lu Dongli just turned around and looked at his red-faced appearance.
"It's nothing, it's just a little hot." Feng Jinjie reacted quickly, and in order to show that he was really hot, he also tore open the placket of his clothes, revealing his neck and half of his white chest.
"Jinjie, you're not good, you're actually seductive!" Zhang Minxin's strange scream sounded in his ears, why was this witch still paying attention to him! Feng Jinjie was irritable for a while, and then couldn't help but sneer in his heart.
Seduction? If he can really tempt him, he will admit it!
However, the person he faced was Lu Dongli, the one who was not enlightened about this kind of thing at all......
He couldn't help but think of the time when the two really knew each other, at that time, he told him that he came back for him, and he came back because he couldn't let him go...... After that, he took him to meet several other classmates in Xiaolou and their same-sex lovers, hoping that he could compare them to see the ambiguous feelings between himself and him...... However, Lu Dongli has never been enlightened, and he still wholeheartedly puts himself in the category of confidants who intersect with life and death......
Confidant, he used to be very satisfied with this title, but now that his mind has changed, he is no longer satisfied.
Sigh, people are eager for spiritual integration after getting the body, but he is more eager for the physical harmony and integration after spiritual resonance.
In fact, he has not never had the idea of skipping the confession and directly knocking down Lu Dongli, he knows very well that for Lu Donglian, it is often the fastest and most trouble-free way for the overlord to do it first, but one is that the relationship is not better than the other, even if everyone and even him himself have decided that Lu Dongli is not just a confidant to him, but he still does not dare to act; And then there are the tough methods he used when he pretended to be a doctor before, which made Lu Dongli feel very hurt, and until now when he thinks about it, he will glare at him angrily, so that he no longer dares to stretch out his hand easily......
Tangled, tangled, he is a person in his life, no, it is the first time in this life that he has been so entangled, and he has completely lost his usual chic and self-contained, so that when Lu Dongli walked in front of him and put his hand on his forehead, he actually turned his head and avoided it.
"Jinjie, what's wrong with you?" Lu Dongli looked at him with some concern, he said that his body is hot? The night is cold in late autumn, and he still feels cold, why is he so hot that his clothes are wide open?
"It's nothing, it's just hot in the abdomen and a little thirsty." Feng Jinjie changed the topic, "I just got out of the cellar yesterday with a jar of osmanthus brew, how about a few drinks with me?" β
"Okay." Lu Dongli looked at him suspiciously, but he still responded, and then Feng Jinjie went out with his arms half open - Lu Dongli wanted to ask him to pull up the placket of his clothes, but he thought of his dodge just now, so he swallowed the words that had reached his mouth again.
Feng Jinjie stepped out of the room, the cold wind blew on his face and chest on the autumn night, and suddenly there was no redness, no heat, especially on his chest, there were a few small goosebumps, but he didn't care about this, and strode arrogantly to get the wine back.
"You can drug it~ Don't you see that the little leopard will get what he wants?" A certain witch smiled and induced from the side.
Hearing her words, Feng Jinjie couldn't help but roll his eyes, their situation is fundamentally different from Xiao Rong's, right?
The reason why the little leopard dared to take medicine was actually because he didn't plan to be the one above - as long as Xiao Rong ate him, he would definitely stay by his side, he was sure of this!
But he is strong, is it possible that he has to give Lu Dongli an aphrodisiac for him to eat himself?
Let's not talk about whether Lu Dongli pushed him down or ran out to find a woman after taking aphrodisiacs, let's just say that he was strong and energetic, but he would never use such a method to get this feeling!
Feng Jinjie no longer paid attention to Zhang Minxin's devilish temptation, and went into the house with the wine jar, so the two began to drink while reading.
As soon as he drank the wine, Feng Jinjie suddenly felt a lot more comfortable. Also, since he and Lu Dongli lived together, Lu Dongli boarded him and didn't allow him to drink more, and now he actually agreed to let him take out an altar, which is really a great blessing.
Of course, this kind of thing must not be known to Zhang Minxin, otherwise she will definitely have to hype up what Lu Dongli has become the master of Feng someone's family, and Feng someone's status has dropped sharply XXXX and so on.
The night was getting darker, and the two of them were already drunk, but their minds were still quite clear.
Needless to say, this wind festival is a drunkard, and this low-degree wine is a drizzle for him.
And Lu Dongli, after a few years of wandering, is often accompanied by only a pot of turbid wine, even if the amount of alcohol was bad before, he is not bad at this time.
It's just that, although the sanity is still there, another side effect of drinking, which cannot be said to be good or bad, is highlighted.
That's what it's called - drinking to strengthen the hero's courage......
The candle flickered, and Feng Jinjie picked up the scissors and delicately cut off an inch of the wick, and the flame flickered, and then burned even more.
The light of the fire reflected in his eyes, adding a touch of fire to his eyes.
He put down the scissors and turned around, only to see Lu Dongli rubbing his eyes while he was not paying attention.
"How many times have you said don't rub it yourself." He walked over and grabbed Lu Dongli's hand, although his eyes were healed by himself, but it could not completely erase the past damage, not being able to read in the light for too long was one of the sequelae, and rubbing his eyes could not be done.
"Sad?" Feng Jinjie lowered his head to look at his eyes, and his gaze was so focused that Lu Dongli suddenly had the idea of dodging for a while.
"Well, there seems to be something in my eyes." Lu Dongli blinked, he felt that his eyes were a little dry, and it seemed that something was pricking, which made him want to cry.
"I'll see." Jinjie approached him, opened his eyelids and took a closer look, Lu Dongli sat up straight and motionless and let him fiddle.
"It's the eyelashes that fell in." After observing for a while, Jinjie finally found the problem, "I licked it out." He said. Lu Dongli's eyes were deeply injured, he didn't dare to use his hands or handkerchiefs to play with them, and the tongue was the softest, and saliva also helped to disinfect it...... So, licking it out is definitely the best way to deal with it.
"No, no, I'll ......" Lu Dongli refused again and again when he heard this.
"It's fine." Jinjie wrapped one hand around his shoulder and leaned over......
The soft tongue licks into the eyes, it feels cool and itchy, but it is different from the one that is pricked, but it is gentle and comfortable, just like the feeling that Feng Jinjie himself gave him......
Lu Dongli felt the feeling brought to him by the wind in his eyes, and then, his face turned red uncontrollably.
And his heart was beating faster and faster, as fast as if it wanted to jump out, and he tried to calm down, but it never worked.
So, when Feng Jinjie licked his eyelashes and retreated, he saw a face that was shy and overwhelmed.
This kind of Lu Dongli made him feel excited.
Feng Jinjie's gaze was stunned and fixed on Lu Dongli's face, which suddenly made him even more uncomfortable.
Lu Dongli moved his body and wanted to break free from Feng Jinjie's arms, but because he hugged him too tightly, he didn't break free after a few struggles.
"Let it go." Lu Dongli said in a low voice, he now felt that he was not only hot on his face, but also on his body, and this change made him no longer able to look at Feng Jinjie calmly.
"Don't let go." Feng Jinjie said that at this time, he sensitively noticed the changes in the body of the person in his arms, so a dangerous thought inevitably popped up in his mind.
"Let go." Lu Dongli said it again, but this time his voice was lower and less threatening.
"I just don't let it go." Feng Jinjie chuckled, he reached out to hook Lu Dongli's face, and bowed his head again...... Lu Dongli reflexively closed his eyes, and then, he felt a soft thing cross the corners of his eyes, the tips of his eyebrows, and then, a kiss fell softly on his eyes.
Lu Dongli closed his eyes tightly, which made his perception of his surroundings more sensitive, so he found that Feng Jinjie's breathing was a little short, and he also felt that Feng Jinjie's hand holding him was trembling slightly.
The heart trembled violently, as if it had been violently touched by something.
Lu Dongli's tense body slowly began to relax, leaning on the man, letting him gently sip on his face, until he finally stopped, Lu Dongli slowly opened his eyes.
In his eyes, there was a clear eye.
Feng Jinjie looked at Lu Dongli quietly, and Lu Dongliang also looked at him quietly.
Feng Jinjie gradually tightened the strength of his arms, and Lu Dongli let him do it without resistance.
Feng Jinjie hugged very tightly and tightly, and Lu Dongli held his hands at his side and hid them in his sleeves and held them very tightly and tightly.
After a while, Feng Jinjie slowly let go, something slowly floated from the bottom of his eyes, Lu Dongli's hand was held tighter, and his fingertips were so hard that he even cut his palm, but he ...... He......
Feng Jinjie's breathing was slowly calming down, but Lu Dongjie's breathing was becoming more and more messy, he knew too well what the heaviness in Feng Jinjie's eyes represented, he ...... He was reluctant to ......
In my heart, it was as if something had finally broken through the defense line and gushed out......
Lu Dongli slowly but firmly stretched out his hands and grabbed Feng Jinjie's arm that was slowly letting go, and his gaze did not shy away from meeting Feng Jinjie's gaze full of surprise......
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Crowd: "......"
A certain witch: "......"
A car: "......"
Completely cold......
A certain witch (suddenly grabbed the neck of a certain car and pinched it hard): "Tell me, why is it gone when you reach this critical place, ah?!" You make it clear to me! β
Crowd: "Yes, yes, why is it that it's gone, and what about the back?!" β
A certain car (pinched rolled his eyes): "No, don't blame me, the video in the back was destroyed by someone in the wind, I really don't blame me~~"