Chapter 9: Wake him up with pee
Zhuang Feng collapsed in a pool of blood.
"Ding! system reminder: due to the serious 'injury', there are still ten hours left before the body is fully repaired, and the countdown starts to ......"
"Nima, what are you talking about?"
"Ding! I'm sorry host, because I'm calling it a pretending to upgrade the system, so please allow me to pretend to be forced occasionally, I'm just exaggerating......"
"Don't worry, though, you'll be alive again in ten hours, goodbye. ”
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"Big brother, this time it's dead. ”
"Dead, dead?"
Under the emphasis of the younger brother, Hua Buqian walked back to Zhuang Feng's side.
Seeing that Zhuang Feng was beaten like a sieve, he cautiously measured Zhuang Feng's snort and tried Zhuang Feng's body temperature.
"Haha...... It's out of gas, it's so cold......"
"It seems that my mother hasn't done it for a long time, and the exercises are already rusty, just now I thought that this wild seed was a deception, obviously I was over......"
Hua Buqian looked at Zhuang Feng's "corpse" with disdain and spat on it.
At this time, the younger brother asked, "Big brother, do you want to get two big wolf dogs?"
"it, it's all like this, the dog is too lazy to eat him, just find a place to bury it. ”
Clearly hearing the footsteps of Hua Buqian leaving, Zhuang Feng felt that he was being carried up.
At this moment, Zhuang Feng's consciousness was completely there, but his body couldn't move, like a dead man without warning.
In view of the fact that Hua Buqian spat at him just now, Zhuang Feng had already kept it in his heart, and when his body fully recovered, he must take revenge on the nausea caused by this spit, and at least repay Hua Buqian tenfold.
"Ten times, you are a heartless person, wait for Lao Tzu to pee on your face. ”
......
Ten hours was up quickly.
Smelling the fragrance of the earth on the tip of his nose, Zhuang Feng's hand began to slowly plane.
......
At this moment, in a hotel in Nanjiang City.
Feng Qingyang has been in health care for more than a dozen rounds, and he is lying on the bed with all his body weak, scratching his ears and cheeks looking at the time displayed on the mobile phone screen, seven times in one night, and the first person in martial arts can't resist it!
"Why hasn't Brother Zhuang contacted me yet?"
"Didn't something happen?"
Although Feng Qingyang remembered what Zhuang Feng said, he couldn't control Zhuang Feng's worries.
Immediately placed the "orchid fingers" on both temples with both hands, and Feng Qingyang began to sense where Zhuang Feng was.
After all, he is a master of Infinitus martial arts, and his perception is really to skip the mountains and cross the ocean, and he can search the rhythm of the entire Nanjiang City in minutes.
Sensing this, Feng Qingyang sat up in shock.
"Oh no! Brother Zhuang is in danger!"
"Ah, Brother Zhuang, I'm here to save you!"
Feng Qingyang disappeared into the hotel room in an instant, he sensed that Zhuang Feng was struggling at this moment, and for some reason, he was really not at ease.
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"Hehe, hey, it's really immortal, it's so handsome!"
Seeing that the last layer of sparse soil was about to be cut open, feeling the moonlight entering his eyes, Zhuang Feng sighed to himself.
Suddenly, I heard a loud cry.
"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Zhuang, who buried you here? If you die, how will I live...... Woowoo woo ......"
"If I find the people who framed you, I will definitely leave them with no scum left, and I will crush them to ashes......"
Feng Qingyang was already crying all the way, and if he didn't see Zhuang Feng, he couldn't sense whether Zhuang Feng was still alive.
When he found out that Zhuang Feng was buried, he felt that he was more than lucky, as if his self-confidence had also been buried.
The last layer of sparse soil was dug up by Feng Qingyang, and when he saw that Zhuang Feng was not dead, he immediately saw joy in sadness, and immediately pulled Zhuang Feng out of the soil, and then hugged him in his arms.
"Woooooooooo......oo Brother Zhuang, you're not dead......?
"Damn, can you not cry and mourn?"
To tell the truth, Zhuang Feng was moved at the moment, he had never enjoyed the feeling of being cared for so much.
But that emotion was gone in an instant.
"Ding! System reminder: Get the assistance of Feng Qingyang, and the punishment is complete. ”
"What?
Zhuang Feng was stunned, he dug 99% of the soil, but he couldn't resist Feng Qingyang's last pull.
Punished again? Isn't that ......
"Holy!"
Zhuang Feng touched the little brother, and the little brother was gone.
"Ahh
"Brother Zhuang, what's wrong with you?...... You say, 'Who did you do this?' or the people who did you? Then I'm going to destroy ......."
"Fuck your uncle and kill your sister, Feng Qingyang, you shut up for me!"
Zhuang Feng really wants to beat Feng lightly, this product is simply a bug in his magical encounter!
"Ding! system reminder: Don't be too sad for the host, my brother is just a temporary farewell, if the loading is in place, the shotgun will be replaced with a cannon immediately......"
"Nima, you still compose poems with me, Song Xiaofeng is your father, right?"
"Ah, Brother Zhuang, what's wrong with you? I didn't write poetry, my father's surname is Feng, and his name is ......."
"Call your sister, don't speak. ”
"Other people's grandfathers are awesome, don't want it, why is it a big hole I encountered?"
......
Anyway, now that the little brother is gone, I can only wait for the pretending value to be in place, and then think about it in the long run.
Instead of letting Feng Qingyang passively be a bug again and again, it is better to take the initiative to ask for help, anyway, the system said that rewards and punishments will not overlap.
Therefore, Zhuang Feng gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, intending to take revenge with Feng Qingyang.
With Feng Qingyang's help, it is different, and the current position of the flower is found in minutes.
"Ding! System reminder: Get the assistance of Feng Qingyang, and the punishment is complete. ”
"My little brother is gone, how did you punish him?"
"Ding! minus 2cm!"
"Holy, this kind of operation?"
"Forget it, there seems to be no difference between minus 2 and none, Lao Tzu is too lazy to care. ”
......
"Brother Zhuang, this is it, now as long as you say a word, I will immediately go in and pull that kid out, and abolish it in front of you. ”
At this moment, Feng Qingyang and Zhuang Feng are in front of a villa, which is one of the places where there is no shortage of many "golden houses", and now others are inside.
Zhuang Feng didn't bother to pay attention to Feng Qingyang, and walked directly towards the gate of the villa.
I came to the door and pushed it, but the door was locked.
Seeing this, Feng Qingyang raised his hand and waved, and the door opened.
"Ding! system reminder: get the assistance of Feng Qingyang, the punishment is complete, minus 4cm!"
"Does it matter if you open the door?" Zhuang Feng gritted his teeth, Feng Qingyang smiled lightly, and the confrontation between despair and bug continued.
Zhuang Feng walked towards the villa, and asked the system as he walked: "Is it that as long as there is a seal by my side, I have to always be on guard against my little brother being ruthlessly exploited by you?"
"Ding! of course. ”
"Then why didn't you tell me earlier, so I'm not a complete man now?" Zhuang Feng complained.
"Ding! Host wishes, you didn't ask about this......
"Damn, are you my system? You're the protagonist next door and you don't want it, right?
"Ding!host, success depends more on yourself, there is no progress without challenges, so Feng Qingyang this bug is for your good... Always keep you awake that you need to complete the task yourself... I'm your pro system, swollen will tease you to play that, bugs can be fixed at any time, do you need to fix it now?"
"You said that, quickly fix it for me. ”
"Ding! The fix is very simple, but it requires Feng Qingyang's consent...... As long as you can take him as an apprentice, then the system will default to you being more powerful than Feng Qingyang, and his assistance will not be regarded as an auxiliary in the future, and there will be no punishment for your little brother......"
"Damn, there's still such a saying, okay, let's clean up the flowers first. ”
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"I want it!"
In a room on the second floor of the villa, there was a child's inappropriate speech, accompanied by the slapping of a small leather whip.
Zhuang Feng was disgusted for a while, because the owner of this voice was actually not short of flowers.
Obviously, Hua Buquan was extremely engaged with his playmates, so he didn't notice anyone coming.
"Boom!"
Coming to the door of the room where Hua Buqian was, Zhuang Feng kicked the door open.
Suddenly, the whole scene came into view, Hua Buqian and a handsome guy were doing indescribable things.
"Missing, is this your friend? It's so domineering, do you want to play together?"
The handsome guy came to Zhuang Feng with a small leather whip.
"Play with your uncle!"
"Boom!"
Zhuang Feng kicked out, and the handsome guy fainted in pain.
"Ding! System Reminder: Real-time Bonus Force Value 10 Points!"
"Surprised, not exciting?"
"Zhuang Feng?ahhhh
Hua Buquan's reflex arc slowed down a little, and just now he was still marveling at who dared to kick his door in the middle of the night, so he screamed in fright after seeing Zhuang Feng's face clearly in the dim and decadent light.
"Ahh......h
"Ding! system reminder: get the assistance of Feng Qingyang, the punishment is complete, minus 6cm!"
"Nima, I'm obviously stunned, this is also a punishment?"
Zhuang Feng was depressed, walked in front of Hua Buxian, and said lightly to Feng behind him: "Come here, wake him up for me." ”
"Huh?" Feng Qingyang looked confused, and asked rhetorically: "Brother Zhuang, why do you need the old man to do such things, why don't you try it yourself?"
"Why don't I come by myself, don't you count it......?"
"Oh, okay, but I have a little too many health care days today, can't I pee out and be swollen?"
"Cut off the cold salad! I'll let you pee on him, not to shoot him, hurry up and pee!"
Feng lightly lifted his wide clothes and untied them, and the BGM sounded: "Bang la la, it's raining, bang la la ......"
"Ding! system reminds ......"
"Don't be a reminder, I know minus 8cm!"
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