【Legend of Xiaolou Spoof】100 Questions on Husband and Wife Sex (Good Old Man X Academy)

Before watching my uncle's spoof, my uncle wanted to say two words:

1, uncle is CJ, this is not BL not Tanmei, uncle is just spoofing, uncle has never YY anything between Xiaorong and Jinjie, really, really, really! If you don't believe it, look at your uncle's sincere eyes!

2, because I don't like to chase the pit, my uncle has endured it and didn't look at the demon lord~ So, maybe the chronological order is different from Nalanda's setting, ignorance is not a sin, please forgive me.

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[Legend of Xiaolou Spoof] 100 questions about husband and wife (Jinjie X Xiaorong)

The cause of the incident was because a certain left-behind person, the last revolutionary soldier in the world who fought for Tanmei, Comrade Zhang Minxin, found a set of magical test questions at an address called "Only X Dream" when he was sorting out his private database. At the moment when he saw the test questions, he soaked in a large number of articles about X attacking X and receiving, XX giving birth, XX feeding, and crossing X to X, Comrade Zhang Minxin, who had been in a literary famine for 3 years, was like a grass that was about to dry up and encountered Ganlin, and he shed crystal tears with excitement.

After one month:

The suburbs of Yandu City, tea shed

Xiaorong: (Watching Qinggu walk away after pouring tea) What kind of wind is blowing today? The two of you actually came together. Min Xin, didn't you stay in the small building and couldn't come out?

Min Xin: Hmph~ Because I found something that I hadn't noticed before, and this matter is closely related to the physical and mental health of the two of you.

Xiaorong: ?

Jinjie: (patting on the shoulder) Anyway, I want us to do what is called "Male Additional Reference Questionnaire for Psychoanalysis Case Collection of Graduating Students", and we can do it with her.

Xiao Rong: (staring at each other) What Professor Zhuang requested?

Min Xin: That's nature! It's just an additional Q&A under the regular spot check.

Xiaorong: Oh.

1. What is your name?

Xiaorong: ......

Jinjie: ...... How many years are our classmates?

Min Xin: Just because I've been friends for a long time doesn't mean I have to know your names! Which of you both told me?

Xiaorong: ...... I only know my surname Rong, and I don't care about my name.

Jinjie: ...... I only know that my name is Jinjie, and I don't know what my surname is.

Min Xin: You don't even know your own names?

Xiaorong: (recalling, flipping through the book) I really don't know, my mother didn't write.

Jinjie: (looking at Minxin) Why don't we contact the professor, he has student registration information there.

Min Xin: (panicked) It's gone! I'll go back and ask later, you two can't take the initiative to connect with Xiaolou according to the regulations.

Jinjie: That's fine.

Xiaorong: ......

2. What is the age?

Xiaorong: Does age refer to the one calculated according to the standard of the Common Era year with a cycle of 365 days?

Jinjie: I guess, there is no such thing as "year" anymore.

Xiao Rong: (bow your head to convert)

Jinjie: Do you know when you were born?

Min Xin: Even I don't know.

Xiaorong: (recalls) That's right! This mother has never explained.

Jinjie: How? The basic settings are so vague!

Min Xin: Don't you have an official age?

Jinjie: It seems that there is, so let's record my age at the time of my death.

Xiaorong: I'm 38 years old.

Jinjie: Hah! You look like a 38-year-old man!

Xiaorong: You don't look like a corpse fraud.

3. What is gender?

Jinjie: If I were a woman, would you let me do this question?

Min Xin: Hey, hey! Form, form!

Xiaorong: Male.

Jinjie: Look at the writing.

Min Xin: You don't have a problem with me writing female?

Jinjie: (refers to the title of the questionnaire)

Xiaorong: (Helping) Male.

4. What is your personality?

Jinjie: Okay

Xiaorong: It's okay

Min Xin: It's too brief! Answer seriously!

Jinjie: How else can you answer? I'm originally this kind of stable public character.

Xiaorong: (pondering) In the past, some people occasionally said that I was boring, but in recent years, I have often been hated by others.

Jinjie: Those who think of you are your cultivation object.

Xiaorong: Yes! So this time I tried not to be verbose, and the kid thought I was ruthless.

Jinjie: You gave up your life for him, where did you be ruthless to him? That kid is too wolf-hearted......

Xiaorong: He was in a rebellious period at the time, but he rebounded too much.

Jinjie: Which child rebelled and dragged the teacher to Ling Chi?

Xiao Rong: He is the head of a country, and with great power and responsibility, of course, the pressure is several times that of ordinary people, but I didn't expect that the pressure I gave him would cause him to be so rebellious......

Min Xin: (wolf blood boiling)

Xiaorong: (perceived, closed)

Jinjie: What's next?

5. What is the personality of the other party?

Jinjie: (be careful) Honor student

Xiaorong: (cautious) Good man

Min Xin: Hey! Why is it so brief!

Jinjie: (careful) Honors of integrity

Xiaorong: (cautious) Stubborn good guy

Min Xin: I will record it honestly, I won't add a word to it, I won't YY, please cooperate a little.

6. When did two people meet? Where is it?

Jinjie: ...... Who remembers so long ago.

Xiaorong: It's supposed to be the time for the entrance ceremony

Jinjie: Huh? You have a good memory.

Xiaorong: I have a habit of keeping records of my life, and I definitely didn't see you before I started my group school life, so theoretically it should be the entrance ceremony.

Min Xin: What do you mean by "theoretically"?

Xiaorong: Because I have a 50 difference with Jinjie's student number, this is exactly the number of students in the horizontal row of students in the usual group activities, which means that we should be in the front and back rows during the entrance ceremony.

Min Xin: That means you don't remember either?

Xiaorong: Unknown things can also be relied on to draw correct conclusions from analysis.

Jinjie: Anyway, that's the answer, write it down

7. What is your first impression of the other party?

Jinjie: ...... It should be the back of the head

Xiaorong: I shouldn't have seen him at the time.

Min Xin: What do you mean by "should" and "theoretically"? Encounter~ The beginning of "friendship"~ I don't remember such an important thing!

Xiao Rong: I think people should get to know each other by getting along, and the first impression is just an inaccurate judgment made by the observer based on the subjective consciousness of the person being observed, etc., which is not a reference and there is no need to record it at all.

Jinjie: How does it sound like you've documented all the people you've crossed paths with?

Xiaorong: (laughs) No, I've only made records of a few people who have been with me for a long time, and your record started with the social practice in our second grade, which was purely to facilitate the completion of practical assignments, and the result was unexpectedly better, without that start, I don't think I would have been able to understand and be familiar with it.

Jinjie: Well, no wonder I always felt like I was being watched.

Xiaorong: (wry smile) I'm sorry, but I took care of the other party's privacy and mood after that, but you were the first time I made a record of this, and it was a bit overdone.

Jinjie: It's okay. It's just that Xiaorong's method still seems problematic to me. Observing people from the perspective of a bystander, understanding people with the mentality of research and experimentation, and the results obtained are just some phenomena and self-analysis of the other party.

Min Xin: I won't take you into it like this!

Jinjie: Min Xin, I don't feel like I've lost anything by joining the WTO this time, on the contrary, I'm very grateful to Dongli, I don't feel like I've been put in.

Min Xin: But...... You are too concerned about that mortal, he doesn't care about you at all, he only has the country in his eyes, every time, under the trade-off, what he gives up is you, can you see when he really defends for you?

Xiaorong: Min Xin, I don't know what Jinjie has experienced in this life, but I know Jinjie, he has always been a sober person, if he thinks that the person called Dongli is worthy of being a friend, I will also trust him, if Jinjie doesn't mind what he does, then I can also understand that he has a reason.

Min Xin: Xiaorong, you don't know how miserable it is to come back from Jinjie......

Jinjie: Minxin!

Min Xin: Didn't we enter this world just to practice? Isn't it just to experience the uncivilized past history that is lower than us? Isn't it enough to finish your dissertation well? Why do this for a mortal friend? Isn't everything simulation? Jinjie, you know that Lu Dongli, you see him as a close friend, but does he know you? Know you? He doesn't even know what the real Jinjie looks like, his friend is just a character you play, it's just that Fengliu celebrity Fengjinjie, let Fengjinjie disappear like this, isn't it? Anyway, Lu Dongli is a person who will die sooner or later, in our world, he has been dead for thousands of years, what's the point of you going to save him!

Jinjie: Ancient people are also people! There are also seven emotions and six desires, joys, sorrows, and sorrows, as well as their careers and dreams, why not......

Qinggu: (worried) Brother Rong, has something happened?

Xiaorong: (glaring)

Min Xin: (looks around, quiet) ............

Jinjie: ..................

(10-minute break)

Min Xin: Okay, everyone calm down, let's move on!

Jinjie: (whispering) Obviously she was the most ruthless just now............]

Xiaorong: (whispering) You're pretty much there. Everyone has different opinions, so why do you insist that she follow your ideas?

Jinjie: ......

Min Xin: What do you say in private? So happy? Sure enough, it's more fun to chat with your own people, right?

Xiaorong: (whispering) Which of your glasses saw that we were chatting happily?

Jinjie: (whispering) She seems to be starting to have peachy fantasies again, and she uses this method to self-regulate every time......

Xiaorong: (shakes)

8. What do you like about the other person?

Xiaorong: I have no opinion on any of the advantages and disadvantages of Jinjie and do not comment on it.

Jinjie: Same as above.

Min Xin: I didn't let you expose it! Which! You've been together for so long, and there's always something about each other that you think each other is "so cute".

Jinjie: Hmm...... Xiao Rong's mastery of cognition in some aspects and the poverty of cognition in some areas are both surprisingly exaggerated.

Xiaorong: Do you think it's cute?

Jinjie: Hmm...... I just think it's funny, Xiaorong, you really should participate in more extracurricular activities.

Xiao Rong: I have a simulation game of "XX World" with you, right? My necromancer is the highest.

Jinjie: Hmm...... There's also an unusually obsessive obsession with the struggle for rankings.

Xiaorong: It's obviously a family squat, but the ideal is to travel around the world, which I think is very cute!

Jinjie: In order to prepare for the thesis, I went to play the ancient PC games "Ming X Volunteer", "Mei XX Dream Factory", and "XXX Breeding Plan" from thousands of years ago!

Xiao Rong: I can't stand the praise, I just need flattery to ask him to do things, and you can buy this!

Jinjie: When I was entrusted to raise a swallow boy, I thought I had to raise it myself, and begged me on duty to spend a full three months of contact time reading "The Good Wife's Parenting Encyclopedia"!

Xiaorong: (blushing)

Jinjie: (coarse)

Min Xin: (excited) Wow! Your relationship is really so good! The atmosphere is so harmonious!

Jinjie: Xiaorong: (Which eye did you see that we were in harmony just now?!) ）

Jinjie: (whispering) Why are you so serious with me! I'm just following her answer!

Xiaorong: (whispering) Then don't expose my shortcomings! It will affect the score!

Jinjie: (whispering) It doesn't count towards the score, and if she's not satisfied with the answer, go back and add to herself......

9. What do you hate about each other?

Xiaorong: I have no opinion on any of the advantages and disadvantages of Jinjie and do not comment on it.

Jinjie: (whispering) Hey!

Xiaorong: (whispering) If you want me to follow her, I can't say it, I can only tell the truth.

Xiaorong: I never hated you. I really can't find a place where you don't want to see people.

Jinjie: ...... ditto

10. Do you think you have a good relationship with the other person?

Jinjie: What is phase nature?

Min Xin: It's the fit~ the degree of affection!

Xiaorong: In Japanese, it means "to get along".

Jinjie: I think I'm very easy to get along with.

Xiaorong: I'm also very easy to get along with.

Min Xin: ............

11. What do you call each other?

Jinjie: Xiaorong

Xiao Rong: Jinjie

Min Xin: ......

Jinjie: Isn't it?

Min Xin: ...... be

12. What do you want to be called by the other party?

Xiaorong: I am very satisfied with what Jinjie calls me

Jinjie: Same as above

Min Xin; Don't you have anything you'd like to hear?

Jinjie: In the past, some people called me "Brother Feng", a very novel name, I really wanted to hear it a few more times, but unfortunately I never heard it.

Xiao Rong: Then I'll call you that in the future?

Jinjie: No need, if it's not a specific person, it doesn't make sense.

Xiaorong: Didn't you say that his throat could be cured?

Jinjie: Min Xin is right, even if he heals his throat, I will no longer be Fengjinjie...... Forget it, it's not bad, and I'm not looking forward to it.

13. If you use an animal as a metaphor, what do you think the other party is?

Jinjie: Nanny.

Xiaorong: Hey............

Min Xin: Babysitters aren't animals!

Jinjie: Cows?

Xiao Rong: (green tendons)

Jinjie: I didn't say it, I heard it from a guy with the surname Brown.

Min Xin: Hmm~ That's a senior member of the women's branch of our Modern Vision Research Association. What about you?

Xiaorong: Hmm...... Wild horses, out of the house squatting state, there is no stopping.

Jinjie: Do you count this as a tooth for a tooth?

Xiaorong: I'm seriously saying that I run freely like a wild horse, and I don't know what I'm looking for, why I'm staying, and why I'm willing to be bound.

Jinjie: I don't feel constrained......

Xiaorong: I know, it's not a bad thing, you look a lot more cheerful than you were in the "good old guy" era.

14. If you want to give a gift to the other party, what will you choose?

Jinjie: Healthy body, but unfortunately I can't break the school rules. (Look)

Xiaorong: Someone's whereabouts, but unfortunately I can't do anything about it. (Look)

Min Xin: (Feeling the sight) I ...... I can't break the school rules either...... Why don't you say something a little more dreamy? For example, what do you want to give the other person for his birthday?

Jinjie: Healthy body.

Xiao Rong: Someone's whereabouts.

Jinjie: It only makes sense to give the other person what they need most.

Xiaorong: I'm also a pragmatist.

15. What kind of gift do you want?

Jinjie: ...... Well...... What I want, I'll do it myself.

Xiaorong: I don't have anything I want, now it's just a matter of eating and waiting to die...... Ah, if you can, cure my rheumatism, it's very uncomfortable.

Jinjie: It's a pity that I didn't bring this kind of medicine out, so I'll go back and get a damp analgesic cream or something.

16. Are you dissatisfied with the other party? What is the general situation?

Xiao Rong: (refers to the answers to questions 8 and 9)

Jinjie: Same as above

Min Xin: I'm glad that you guys are in a good relationship, but it's too perfunctory for me not to say a word, right? Or are you covering up for each other?

Jinjie: How can Xiao Rong, who has a character who starts to find the cause of problems from himself, be so easily dissatisfied with others?

Xiaorong: If Jinjie was really dissatisfied with me, he would have brought it up a long time ago, so I don't have to wait for you to ask.

Min Xin: Hey~~~ It's boring!

Xiaorong: Jinjie: (Actually, what I am most dissatisfied with is that you are afraid that the world will not be chaotic)

17. What is your problem?

Xiaorong: It's a bit rigid, a little stuffy......

Jinjie: This question seems to be repeated?

Min Xin: Last time, I asked about personality, but now I ask about shortcomings.

Jinjie: Last time, you forced us to talk about our shortcomings, so what's the point of asking questions over and over again that make the answerer unhappy.

Min Xin: Okay, next question

18. What is the other party's fault?

Jinjie: It's a repeat this time, right?

Min Xin: ...... Next question.

19. What does the other party do (including faults) that will make you unhappy?

Xiao Rong: (refers to 16 questions)

Min Xin: Next!

20. What do you do (including faults) that will make the other party unhappy?

Xiaorong: If I know that I will do something that will make people unhappy, I will not do it.

Jinjie: I haven't seen Xiaorong unhappy yet.

Xiaorong: If I have something that makes you feel unpleasant, please tell me.

Jinjie: Hmm............ Yes, you've smashed my elven knights to smithereens every time.

Xiaorong: That's because you resisted the most.

Jinjie: I didn't say anything about the king's success, but don't use the Grim Reaper every time, it hurts.

Xiao Rong: I can't suppress you without that trick, when did you not resist, my blood trough was halved, and my whole body was injured. Why don't you let me press it next time, and I won't beat you?

Jinjie: I really don't love my classmates...... His obsession with winning and losing occasionally makes me unhappy......

Xiao Rong: His temperament that often plays tricks on certain occasions occasionally makes me unhappy...... Obviously usually a serious person.

Min Xin: (smiling obscenely and copying it down)

21. To what extent are you in a relationship?

Jinjie: Either you die or I die.

Xiao Rong: The degree to which the enemy is extremely red when they meet.

Min Xin: You...... You guys......

Jinjie: We're talking about relationships in online games.

Min Xin: Let me ask you about your relationship in reality!

22. Where did the two go on their first date?

Jinjie: Have we ever been on a date?

Xiaorong: Does dating refer to an agreed party?

Min Xin: Wrong, wrong, wrong! Xiao Rong, don't understand the problem in a strange direction anymore, dating refers to the two of you meeting and socializing in a public place in a non-small building.

Jinjie: Oh...... That's what happened.

Xiaorong: Hmm...... It seems to be.

Min Xin: Oh? Where is it!!

Jinjie: In a small hut.

Min Xin: Oh! What time

Jinjie: How do I calculate the year, you ask?

Min Xin: When did you say it was?

Jinjie: Hmm...... Evening bar...... Maybe it was late in the evening, and I arrived a little late.

Min Xin: (It's a little late!) It would have been better later! And then what?

Jinjie: I've answered the questions.

23. What was the atmosphere between the two at that time?

Jinjie: How can you continue?

Min Xin: Less nonsense, answer!

Jinjie: The atmosphere is very harmonious.

Min Xin: Harmony?

Jinjie: I've already answered.

Min Xin: (Qingjin turns his head) Xiaorong, you don't have anything to say?

Xiaorong: I want to ...... It's better to say that Jinjie said.........

Min Xin: Is there anything inconvenient to say?

Xiaorong: ...... (embarrassment)

Min Xin: Okay! Next: You are not allowed to speak!

24. How far has it progressed at that time?

Xiaorong: Half of the injury is healed......

Min Xin: Huh?

Xiaorong: Jinjie is talking about the last time he came to Qinggu to treat my injuries......

Min Xin: Huh? That's it! So what are you doing! I don't believe it.

Xiaorong: I just want to remind you that Jinjie is playing a prank again.

Min Xin: Hmph! You're lying! Didn't you say you had an appointment to go to the library together? This is also a date! The first time it would be so late!

Xiaorong: The library is a public place, that's what you said.

Min Xin: The library doesn't count! It doesn't count if it's not in a small building, and it doesn't count if there are no other classmates!

25. What is the most frequent date spot?

Jinjie: Can I speak?

Min Xin: A serious answer this time? Didn't cheat?

Jinjie: I promise!

Xiaorong: ............

Min Xin: Jinjie, you talk about it first

Jinjie: Library

Xiaorong: Hmm......

Min Xin: (I'll see!) ）

26. What kind of preparations would you make for each other's birthdays?

Xiao Rong: Someone's whereabouts

Jinjie: Healthy body

Min Xin: ..................

27. Which party confessed?

Jinjie: To whom?

Min Xin: Xiao Rong!

Jinjie: Not ever.

Min Xin: So you're still in a crush?

Xiaorong: Huh?

Jinjie: I have explained many times that I have no feelings for Xiaorong that transcend friendship, and I don't have feelings for Dongli!

Min Xin: Oops~ Did I say Lu Dongli?

28. How much do you like each other?

Jinjie: Can this subjective thing be quantified?

Xiaorong: Yes, the production of the feelings of love and love is related to the excitement caused by the secretion of dopamine and adrenaline in the midbrain, and the continuous secretion time and intensity of these substances can determine the amount of love.

Jinjie: You mean to say that liking this kind of emotion comes from excitement?

Xiao Rong: When encountering specific people and things, the brain receives instructions, and the synapses on the nerve cells in the brain will increase this secretion for a short time to transmit the nerve information, producing excited and happy emotions, similar to sexual impulses, so the generation and continuation of love is still related to the will of the person. It's just that this excitement doesn't last long, at most within two or three years, and then it will calm down and no longer generate passion.

Min Xin: You said that love is just a few years.

Xiaorong: It can't be said that love is not only maintained by excitement, love will change after this period of passion, similar to family feelings, from habits, from the run-in of time. Most of those old husbands and wives have such feelings, even if they are not as passionate as they were young, they are more stable with each other. I didn't really understand what love was, so I looked it up a little.

Jinjie: (What kind of book are you reading...... Khan)

Xiaorong: You can start the next question.

Min Xin: Oh...... Good...... (I seem to have forgotten to ask something?) Forget it)

Jinjie: (whispering) Well done!

29. So, do you love each other?

Jinjie: Why is this problem again!

Min Xin: Don't talk nonsense, answer!

Jinjie: I don't love it!

Min Xin: Don't be so simple, you've been in love for so many years~

Jinjie: I've never had a sexual urge for Xiao Rong.

Xiaorong: (black line) I swear I didn't either......

Jinjie: Don't think I don't know what you're thinking! That's impossible!

Min Xin: Oh? What was I thinking?

Jinjie: ......

Min Xin: Say! Speak up and listen~

30. What does the other party say that you feel that you can't refuse?

Xiaorong: Unreasonable refusal, don't refuse what can be done

Jinjie: When the refusal is refused, the improper refusal is not refused

Min Xin: You can give me tai chi!

Jinjie: (Glimpse-)

31. What would you do if you felt that the other party was suspected of betrayal?

Xiao Rong: There is no suspicion of guilt, and he does not act rashly until the matter is confirmed.

Min Xin: Huh? Do you choose to believe in Jinjie even if you are suspicious?

Xiaorong: If the other party just has this tendency and does not turn his ideas into reality, there is room for reversal, and I will try to persuade him to turn back.

Min Xin: Xiao Rong is so tolerant!

Xiao Rong: If the other party has already made specific actions, I will also deal with him as quickly as possible.

Min Xin: Processing? (Are you really talking about Jinjie?) ）

Jinjie: As far as I know, the most ruthless betrayal of you is your little swallow, right?

Xiao Rong: Every step of his actions was carried out according to my plan without knowing it, I have been planning a trap for so many years, and he betrayed me if he didn't let me get into it.

Jinjie: How to make the little swallow destroy you...... I disagree with this act of yours.

Xiaorong: It's your turn.

Jinjie: ...... Your means of avoiding the topic are clumsy.

Xiaorong: (Drinking tea in silence)

Jinjie: ...... I won't use someone who has already made me suspicious.

Min Xin: ...... (Are you really talking about each other?) ）

Jinjie: What? What kind of eyes are you! Isn't it human nature to leave things to someone you trust? If I don't trust him anymore, it will be uncomfortable for both parties to stay around! Not everyone is like Xiaorong, don't measure me by his standards.

Xiaorong: (looks up) I'm a man, thank you.

32. Can you forgive the other party's betrayal?

Jinjie: I can forgive him for his betrayal, but I won't trust him anymore.

Xiaorong: It depends.

Jinjie: Is it a universal "specific analysis of specific problems"?

Xiaorong: I mean punishment depending on the situation.

Jinjie: Your little swallow......

Xiao Rong: I've spanked him in the ass.

Jinjie: ...... Embarrassment

Xiaorong: Hmm! He dropped the chain for me at a critical moment, and of course I was angry. I never taught my child to use corporal punishment, and I didn't educate him that time, it was pure anger.

Jinjie: I'm sorry...... I shouldn't have said you Madonna.

Xiao Rong: I always thought that you were the moral pacesetter.

Min Xin: Really! I haven't been angry after so many injuries.

Jinjie: I agree with every decision and fully support it.

Min Xin: Oh? I didn't name them this time!

Jinjie: You have a grudge against him.

Min Xin: I'll just talk about things, anyway, do you think he has never betrayed you, he has always been high-minded and selfless.

Jinjie: ...... It's true that he is a loyal minister, but selflessness is not ruthless, he will hesitate and hesitate, any decision under the dilemma, he is indeed focused on the overall situation, but afterwards, it is obviously not his responsibility, and he will feel indebted to the decision he made. We play various roles and have various identities in this world, but in the final analysis, for us, this world has nothing to do with us, what we can do is not to despise human life, with our moral standards, do a good job of surface maintenance, this world, what direction will go, what will happen to these countries in the future, we will not care, because for us, these are things that have already happened. They are different, they really live in this world, they have their own ideals and lives, they love their country, they are worried about the current situation and future of the country, and in the minds of truly loyal people, even the most important relatives, friends, and lovers will be ranked under the interests of the country, which is their morality.

Jinjie: He did betray me, betrayed the agreement between us, his betrayal hurt himself, he clearly promised to live for me, to see the scenery of the world for me, to drink all the wine in the world, he didn't do it, he even wanted to escape, evade his responsibility, give up everything we had worked hard before. I will not forgive him for doing this, I will come back, just to correct and reverse this. 70 years is not a long time for me, and the re-study of homework is that there is only one time in Dongli's life, only in these short decades, I came to him to convince him to be responsible for his own life.

Xiaorong: ...... It seems that the topic has become heavy......

Min Xin: Don't talk about Jinjie, let's move on to the next question.

Jinjie: Oh? You don't want to dig anymore?

Min Xin: ......

33. What would you do if the other party was more than 1 hour late for a date?

Jinjie: I never wait for anyone.

Xiaorong: Well, Jinjie will always make an appointment to meet him where he is, such as the study room where he often stays, such as his house, and go directly to that place to pick up people at the appointed time.

Jinjie: I'm impatient with this, and I'll get impatient after 5 minutes.

Min Xin: No wonder...... You'd rather flirt with him than go on a date.

Jinjie: ......

Min Xin: I don't mean anything else, don't be so wary.

Jinjie: I didn't say anything. On the other side of the East Fence, he was busy with the affairs of the yamen, and I was also busy on my side (???). It's hard to adjust the timing together. Later, they were all in a camp, and it was a three-step walk out, and it was very convenient to visit the door, so there was no need to make an appointment.

Min Xin: You think I don't know? Your room is simply furnishings, and eight out of ten days are in the room of the one who lives in you, and the other two days are patrolling and squatting on his roof.

Jinjie: You ...... You won't be watching 24 hours a day, right?

Min Xin: Oh, I don't have that energy, but I just come around every night to look at it. You're rain or shine!

Jinjie: What's there to see at night! I didn't do anything.

Min Xin: yes, it's just sleeping in a bed, it's just that you mosaic that bed every day.

Jinjie: That's to prevent you! Just look at me, don't look at what you shouldn't see!

Min Xin: Yo~~~~

Xiaorong: Ahem!

Min Xin, Jin Jie: ?

Xiaorong: You won't watch it regularly every night over there, right?

Min Xin: No, what age can a child do? It's not interesting to watch. (Uncle Shui: Senior Zhang, you are too powerful, so you have already accurately seen the essence of these two attacks!) What a role model we are waiting for! ）

Xiaorong: (Drinking tea)

Min Xin: Yes! What about Xiao Rong? You haven't answered yet.

Xiaorong: If it's someone from Xiaolou, I'll use the terminal to contact after waiting for half an hour. But in this world, I often have to wait for the whole day to release the pigeons, and an hour is nothing.

Min Xin: It's miserable! You're too spoiled for children, aren't you? If only I had gone straight to his door and plucked his ears.

Xiao Rong: The other party is the emperor, the child is playful, this kind of thing can convince education that corporal punishment cannot be made, he was full of diligence when he was young, and then he didn't believe me, and he won't come if he is called, and he has been avoiding me.

Min Xin: Didn't you say that this is exactly what you wanted?

Xiaorong: So I'm just waiting for him as a formality, so it's easy to catch him and teach him a lesson.

34. What part of the other person's body do you like the most?

Xiaorong: If you ask me what I think of Jinjie's body...... Well...... As a military general, his figure is too thin

Jinjie: The body that Xiao Rong simulated is full of scars, what is the beauty! Also, (staring) Why are you so burly as a Wenchen?

Xiao Rong: (spreading) Practical, all the functions of my body are the highest, which is very convenient.

Min Xin: Stop! I'm asking you what part of each other's body you like~ and I don't want you to evaluate it as a whole!

Xiaorong: The body is the same thing as clothes for us, he chooses beautiful clothes, I choose practical ones, do you want me to like his sleeves, trouser hems or neckline?

Jinjie: I'm like a tailor now, a piece of clothing that has been torn to the end, not only is he not allowed to take it off, but I am only allowed to mend it in the most traditional way, it almost kills me, I hate every scar on his body, how do you want me to like it?

35. What is the other party's sexy expression?

Jinjie: Xiao Rong is insulated from sexy, and I can't find any adjectives related to "sex" on his body except "male" and "live". (Uncle Shui: You don't know, there is such a creature in this world as "dull and abstinent belly black uncle control"!) ）

Xiaorong: Ahem...... There are too many "sexual" components in Jinjie's body, so that the "feeling" is extremely lacking.

Jinjie: (glances) Are you criticizing my private life?

Xiaorong: No, I'm just objectively stating what I think of you, you can play casually without violating the school rules, I can't interfere.

Min Xin: Yes, yes! Jinjie, you shouldn't be so undeserved, how can you do such an unchaste thing, how sad Xiaorong is!

Jinjie: ......

Xiaorong: ............

Min Xin: Eh...... You guys...... What are you watching me do? Come on, ask the next question!

36. What is the most heart-pounding thing that makes you feel like you're together?

Jinjie: ......

Xiaorong: ............

Jinjie: I didn't feel right from the beginning.

Xiao Rong: I feel the same way...... The direction of these questions is getting stranger.

Jinjie: Zhang Sannu, are these questions really asked us to do?

Min Xin: (heart racing) You...... You're thinking too much! This is really the question that the professor instructed me to test you!

Jinjie: That's good! I need to contact Professor Zhuang to ask for clarification.

Xiaorong: Min Xin, these questions are too similar to your style, we have to doubt them.

Min Xin: ...... (Quietly reversing the order of the questions) just a few questions like ah! Because those questions are what I suggest the professor adds, and it's not all! Look! What are these questions that make you suspicious?

Jinjie: (reading the question) Hmm...... Although all are a bit personal, these questions don't seem very strange.

Xiaorong: Is this really a psychological test about friendship?

Min Xin: It's you guys who are too sensitive!

Xiaorong: When you were in the academy, you had a small stimulus for two days and a big stimulus for three days, can we not be sensitive?

Min Xin: Okay, okay, it's okay, answer the question!

Xiaorong: I forgot what the problem was.

Min Xin: (Bright answer board, referring to the question)

Xiaorong: Oh! Jinjie and I have realized the present, and the only time I feel that my heart is beating faster is now.

Jinjie: That's right, the thought of what your relationship would be like for you gives me goosebumps not only in my heartbeat, but also goosebumps.

Min Xin: ............

37. Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at telling lies?

Jinjie: I didn't lie to Xiaorong, because it's unnecessary, as for whether it's good or not...... I've been lying for almost a thousand years, and I'm no longer good at lying.

Xiao Rong: It's the same...... However, it is recommended that you change the word "lying" to "role-playing". We can't tell us what we really look like about the simulated object, that's the rule, so we have to follow the crowd, play according to their rules, and be the ones who fit the scope of their recognition.

Jinjie: But I always have a feeling of unfairness that the other person knows everything about me, and I can never show the real me to the other person, and this feeling is very uncomfortable, as if he is dating the character I played instead of me.

38. What do you feel happiest about?

Jinjie: Staying with good friends, working towards a goal, those days are the happiest and most fulfilling days since I was born, to say that the happiest moment should be a dinner for three people not long ago.

Xiaorong: Being able to stay here, although I didn't want to at the beginning, but now, I feel that the process of being satisfied, calm, and pursuing happiness little by little is the happiest, and it is a joy to be able to see the country governed by the child I raised slowly become rich and strong, and that child can grow up slowly in the direction I originally expected and become a generation of Mingjun, even if I am not by his side, it is also a kind of happiness.

Jinjie: If it was Han, I guess he would answer "when he sleeps".

Xiaorong: Hmm! If it's light dust, I guess he's happiest when he looks at the results of his revenge

Min Xin: (afraid to speak)

39. Have you ever quarreled?

Jinjie: Me and Xiaorong? There was no quarrel.

Xiaorong: Hmm......

Min Xin: You guys just whitewash the peace! In the course of doing this 100 questions today, you have already quarreled 3 times.

Jinjie: (smiles) It's not called a quarrel, it's called speculation, it's an argument caused by different concepts.

40. What kind of quarrels are they?

Xiaorong: For example, the debate about which is more comfortable and suitable for baby boys, the triangle file stacking method or the bar file stacking method.

Jinjie: For example, the debate about which is closer to human milk, cow's milk or goat's milk.

Xiao Rong: For example, the debate between parallel worlds and the paradox of time.

Jinjie: For example, the debate about which is more convenient for jaw movement, the Chinese character face or the goose egg face.

Xiao Rong: For example, the choice of materials for white caftans is more dirty.

Min Xin: #! ￥%！ #￥………………

41. How to reconcile after that?

Jinjie: If there is no quarrel, where will reconciliation come from? (Friendly smile)

Xiaorong: I usually just make suggestions, and it's his business to adopt them. (Friendly smile)

42. What is your method of expressing love?

Jinjie: If I fall in love, I will think about the other person. However, someone behaves like a lioness, who doesn't break the child ten times or eight times, and throws it away when he falls enough, leaving him to fend for himself.

Xiao Rong: Your words are so fast! The first few questions still said that I was too doting on children!

Jinjie: Okay, let me put it another way, your method of expressing love is to protect the short-term nature!

Xiaorong: Yes! Your way to express your love is to be crazy upside down!

Jinjie: I'm not going to discuss this with you! Min Xin! Next!

Xiaorong: It has nothing to do with me what you want.

Min Xin: (Sure enough, the two of them are irrational when they quarrel, hey!) Man, man! Unreasonable fighting is always in nature, and all types are the same. Mutual attack is really the king! ）

43. What do you think is a flower that matches each other?

Xiao Rong: Trumpet flower, it's uncomfortable for him not to show off!

Jinjie: Pomegranate, sullen to death!

Xiaorong: (blushing) ......

Jinjie: (coarse) ............

Min Xin: (Fen Pen Ji Shu...... An unconscious smirk on his lips)

Xiaorong: (Surprised!) Make eye color)

Jinjie: Eh...... I changed the answer, what is suitable for Xiaorong should be Alocasia, great love and selflessness.

Xiaorong: Hmm! I also changed, the one suitable for the Jinjie should be bamboo, which is hollow and can be accommodated, and the wind does not break.

Min Xin: It's official, it's not fun.

Jinjie, Xiaorong: ........................

44. Is there anything between the two that they hide from each other?

Xiaorong: ...... If it's something that needs to be hidden, how could I say it on such an occasion?

Jinjie: That's a stupid question! Next question~

45. Do you still want to be a lover after reincarnation?

Min Xin: ....................................

Jinjie: What's wrong?

Xiaorong: Why didn't Min Xin read the question?

Min Xin: This ...... If there is an afterlife, you ...... Eh...... I mean, you two want to be reincarnated?

Jinjie: How?

Min Xin: This ........................

Jinjie: Oh, I'm about to finish the first half, it's halftime, don't rub it off, just show me the question! (Taken away)

Min Xin: Ah!!!!!

Jinjie: ..................

Xiaorong: ? What's wrong?

Jinjie: (silently hands the answer board to Xiao Rong)

Xiaorong: .............................. Lover?

Min Xin: Eh.................. This one......

Xiaorong: (Take a quick look at the following question: 46. What kind of complex do you have?) 47. When does it make you feel that "you are still loved"? 48. When does it make you feel that "maybe he doesn't love me anymore......" 49. Is the relationship between the two recognized or extremely secret? 50. Do you think the love with the other person will last forever? ）

Min Xin: Listen to me......

Jinjie: ...... Is this a question that a professor can come up with? Is this a topic that the professor can approve of?

Min Xin: Huh!! It really is! I............

Xiao Rong: (gets up) Ah Qing, it's time to settle the bill! I don't have to continue with this kind of test!!

Jinjie: I want you to give us an explanation for this matter of perverts!!

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100Q: Was it really instructed by Professor Zhuang himself?

Was it really Zhang Minxin's idea in private?

Here, how will Qinggu, who witnessed the whole question-and-answer process, act?

Xiaorong and Jinjie have discovered Zhang Minxin's YY attempt, and they are about to go crazy!

In the face of this state of affairs! How will Zhang Minxin respond?

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【Legend of Xiaolou Spoof】100 Questions on Husband and Wife Sex (Good Old Man X Academy)

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