Chapter 135: Combustible Ice vs Neuropathy
Although Li Xiaodong has never seen "combustible ice", he knows a little bit about it.
Even if he doesn't use his mobile phone to browse the campus forums, there are still a bunch of chirping boys in his neighborhood.
They are talking about how beautiful the combustible ice is, how it is cold and glamorous, domineering and leaky, sharp, sexy and hot, white and big, soft and charming, affectionate, and silky......
"Wait, what the hell is this?"
"Why did you change your painting style, and suddenly your eyes are like silk?"
Li Xiaodong really couldn't listen to it anymore, turned his head and took a look, only to see that the boys who were drooling were obviously stout and extremely stout, but they were all like the eight women of the girl's family, giggling, full of excitement, blowing all over the sky.
Li Xiaodong saw in their eyes the virtues of bragging and not making drafts, but just smiled and shook his head.
Lan Xue'er on the side was a little unaccustomed to it, and said unhappily: "Those boys are too shameless, even if Teacher Leng is so beautiful and beautiful, that is also our teacher, how can you have obscene thoughts about the teacher? It's just a bunch of astringent wolves." ”
She pushed Li Xiaodong again and said, "And you, you are also an astringent wolf, wait a minute, Teacher Leng will come to class, you are not allowed to stare at her lustfully, and you are not allowed to have obscene thoughts." ”
Li Xiaodong said with a serious face: "Don't worry, I have always been dignified, and I will never be so obscene." ”
After a pause, he chuckled again and said, "Besides, Mr. Leng is a hair, my little snow girl has already agreed to fall in love with me, what do I think she does?"
Smiling and smiling, he quietly reached out under the table, wanting to touch Lan Xue'er's white and tender thighs.
Lan Xue'er clamped her legs and snorted softly: "You are dead, this is in class, you are not honest at all, and you dare to say how dignified you are, not obscene at all." ”
"Ahem. ”
Li Xiaodong immediately crooked his fart, and objected seriously:
"As for me, in fact, this is not called moving hands and feet, didn't the two of us say that we want to have physical contact? I'm testing your psychological limits and breaking your abnormal psychological tendencies. ”
"Cut, it's a high-sounding thing, but it's actually an astringent wolf. ”
"Anyway, I want to remind you, the two of us have already agreed, we are just trying to fall in love, trying to have physical contact, if I am not happy, you are not allowed to touch me......"
As he spoke, the noisy classroom suddenly became quiet, and Lan Xue'er had no choice but to lower her voice and swallow all the words that followed.
At this time, in front of the trapezoidal classroom, a tall girl in a suit skirt walked into the classroom quickly, stood still at the podium, and spread out the textbook.
Combustible ice!
She is really very beautiful, has a good figure, and her temperament is indeed cold.
What is especially rare is that even if she wears a women's suit, she can see at a glance that she has a pair of very domineering breasts.
Li Xiaodong looked at her bulging breasts and couldn't help but think in his heart, the BBS forum said that her breasts were 36D, which sounded so big, and I didn't know who was bigger compared to Mei Dan.
When it comes to Medan's breasts, it's really not covered.
Among the beauties Li Xiaodong knows, only Mei Dan's little cousin, that is, his young sister Liu Yan, can compare with Mei Dan's chest beauty.
However, this cold and glamorous female teacher, nicknamed Combustible Ice, seems to belong to the same level as Mei Dan and Liu Yan, and it can be seen at a glance that Combustible Ice's breasts are not only very large, but also very beautiful.
"Teacher Leng Ranbing, you look so beautiful today!"
The class, which had been quiet, suddenly sounded a stunning male voice, and the crowd suddenly burst into laughter, bursting applause, and shouting whistles.
With a boy taking the lead, another boy plucked up his courage and hid behind and shouted:
"Teacher Leng, I would like to give you a suggestion, if you wear that kind of tight leather jacket and leather pants once, you will have the demeanor of a sports goddess, sexy and hot, cold and enchanting, and you will be more beautiful than wearing a suit and skirt today!"
"Hahahaha......" burst into laughter, the classroom was about to boil, and a group of college men and women leaned forward and backwards with laughter.
Leng Ranbing didn't smile at all, and there was only a faint coldness in his eyes.
She was used to seeing this kind of scene, and knew that this group of college men was at the peak of male hormone production, and it was normal for them to like to admire sexy beauties and often have all kinds of sex-fantasies about themselves.
When the laughter stopped for a while, she picked up the chalk and wrote a big word "Jing" on the blackboard.
The classroom quickly became quiet, and everyone looked at the podium in front of them with serious expressions.
Leng Ranbing looked around at everyone, and said unhurriedly: "I have a principle, in my class, you can sleep and chat, you can make noise, you can walk around casually, etc., but there is a prerequisite, you should be better than me." ”
"If you know more than I do, it means that I am not worthy to be your teacher, so you are free, and I have no objection. ”
"But if you are not as good as me, then please respect the teacher, and the above classroom discipline must not be violated, otherwise, I will kick you out of the class, remember, I am talking about expulsion from the class, not out of the class. ”
As soon as she said this, the class became quieter, and many boys were secretly saying: admiration.
Combustible ice is really combustible ice, it has a lot of character, and if you are not careful, it will burst into flames.
Leng Ranbing glanced at everyone again, and when he saw that everyone was silent, he felt a little satisfied, so he picked up the textbook and prepared to speak.
Before she opened her mouth, she only heard a mobile phone sound of "jingle bell, jingle bell", and then a short ringtone, followed by a brisk Internet pop song:
"I'm a psychopath, I'm a neurotic, because I'm sick, I want money and don't want to die......"
Suddenly, hahaha laughter filled the entire classroom, and everyone turned their heads in unison to look at the neurotic side.
Li Xiaodong was sweating to death, and while fiddling with his mobile phone, he secretly scolded his mother.
Liu Yan suddenly made a phone call just now, and he hurriedly took out his mobile phone and hung up, but the operating system of Nima's crazy love was still very unfamiliar, so under some misoperation, he pointed out a neurotic song that was suspended.
"I'm a psychopath, I'm a neurotic, because I'm sick, I want money and don't want to die......"
The neuropathy was still stubborn, and he was in a hurry for a while before he broke the neuropathy.
Lan Xue'er next to her was already so ashamed that she blushed, and she couldn't wait to hide her face and run away, and she didn't get along with him for a long time.
"Name, class, did you mean it?"
Leng Ranbing had already come to the side, stared at him, and asked coldly.